PW Draft 2015 - EVALUATION THREAD

The words RCW appear across the screen and fade back out again
The camera now focuses on one man sitting in front of a desk , The man is Shane Mcmahon, He sits at the table there is nothing on it but a folder , Shane looks straight head on in to the camera

Shane: Welcome everyone , My name is Shane McMahon , Son of Legendary Promoter and CEO of WWE Vince McMahon , I come here to you today with one order of business the company formaly known as Ragen Championship Wrestling which ran shows across the country last year , In case you didn’t see , Here is a small highlights package of what you missed.

The screen goes blank and then a video begins to play showing clips on RCW’s big Pay Per View Last year
Joe now pushs the ref towards the ropes which is enough to unsteady Tazz who falls onto the turn buckle, Joe now sees this and goes over, Joe lifts Tazz , he’s going to hit the muscle buster , Bischoff is now on the apron and nails the referee , hes hit Joe square in the face now with a steel chair busting him open, Joe spaghetti legged drops Tazz and Bishcoff hits him again just to be sure , He falls straight into the waiting Tazz Mission , Tazz locks it in tight and gets his legs wrapped around Joe aswell , Bischoff now wakes up the ref…Joe is out cold , the referee sees it and calls for the bell


PJ: It can’t end like this !!!! No!!!

JR: This is amazing!!

RA: The winner of this match and NEW RCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TAZZ!!!!!!

Before Tazz is given the belt a man in a suit walks down the ramp and into the ring it’s the RCW owner Ragen !!!!!

PJ: OH MY GOD WHATS THIS

He takes the microphone: This is not how our historic 1st main event is going to end Bischoff you’re fired !!!!!, Joe get up Tazz get ready im restarting this match !

Tazz can’t believe it he goes nose to nose with the owner and before he can do anything Joe spins him around and hit’s a massive inzugri , Joe now lifts Tazz up on his shoulders and hits massive muscle buster !!!!!! PIN 1.…………..2.…………..3.……….. SAMOA JOE IS THE CHAMPION !!!!
JR: Tazz just got screwed

Tazz is dumfounded and rolls out of the ring as Ragen re enters the ring and hands Samoa Joe the title !!!
The screen once agains fades back to black

It reopens now on Shane again sitting at the desk looking unimpressed

Shane: Last year that……was our Main Event the RCW title match. Samoa Joe and Tazz two men who could never win the big one in WCW, ECW or WWE , Those 2 were our main event players , and credit where credit is due , Those 2 guys left it all in the ring , But we still ended up on a screwy finish, Our competitors not only made us look small time , but the finish of the main event made us look distinctly small time

Shane: This year RCW was in danger of closing its doors, on the polls RCW was one of the worst federations going around, and this is where I am come in , You see I’ve been away from Wrestling a long time , My father and my Sister put me off it for a long time , But I’ve been away for a long time, Too Long and in RCW a small fledgling company that needed a captain at the helm, I’ve bought all the stock for RCW and I’m the sole owner now , There will be no Ragen, There will be no Eric Bischoff , and further more there will be no C list stars fighting for our title , and on that note the Xtreme and International Titles are gone

Shane: The reason we will now only have one title is to keep our talent highly motivated to keep pushing to the top , and furthermore tonight we will see the start of the RCW World Championship Title Tournament , Last night I announced Dos Caras as the 1st participant and Round 1 starts tonight with 7 further participants to be revealed as the night goes on
Shane: Oh and last thing before the show starts this is no Longer Ragen Championship Wrestling , We are now known as Real Championship Wrestling going forward
CAMERA FADES

Camera opens to a live arena with fans jam packed into the arena , Pyro and explosions go off everywhere to signal the start of the new show RAGE , The camera focus’s on the two announcers PJ and JR

PJ: Welcome everyone to the new Real Championship Wrestling and welcome to our new signature show RAGE !

JR: It’s hard to believe you kept you’re job here

PJ: I think we should count ourselves lucky Bischoff Samoa Joe, Tazz, Roman Reigns, Rollins and god knows who else all gone !!

JR: It’s going to be tough tonight for us to put on a decent show with no Wrestlers !

PJ: Obviously new guys have been signed you idiot, This is Shane McMahon we’re dealing with here , I’m sure he has a hell of a roster lined up for us

JR: And what about this Tournament Joe our champion is gone so now we start our search for a new champion

PJ: Well that’s one thing you’ve gotten right and up next to start us off is the 1st match and Legendary Luchadore Dos Caras is going to kick us off lets get down to the ringside announcer

Camera cuts to the ring where we have Leilani sweet our new announcer standing in the ring

LS: I welcome you all the rage zone for our 1st edition of Real Championship Wrestling and the 1st match in our World Title Tournament , Please let me welcome to the Rage Zone Legendary Luchadore Dos Caras to the ring



The fans all cheers wildly as Caras’s music plays , He walks out from behind the curtain to a rapturous applause , He looks ripped and ready to go wearing his trademark Luchadore Mask

PJ: This guy is a legend in the Wrestling Industry and tonight he steps foot in our ring for the 1st time

JR: This guy ? Seriously he must be 70 by now surely

PJ: Will you show some respect , He said to reporters that he’s in the shape of his life and wanted to have one last comeback

JR: Oh so we’re an old folks home now ? I wonder who’s going to come out next ? Abe Simpson ?

Dos Caras climbs into the ring and laps up the applause he climbs the Turnbuckles and salutes all the crowd, He goes to the middle of the ring now and gives the announcer a hug and goes back to his corner

LS: Now it is time to introduce the 2nd man in this match and Dos Caras’s mystery opponent , This man is a former NCAA heavyweight champion and also WWE and UFC undisputed Heavyweight Champion , He is the BEAST BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCKK LESSSSNAR !!!


Lesnars music plays and the roof almost blows off the arena as the audience are amazed ! He walks out dressed in the UFC style get up , the crowd can’t believe

JR: Holy **** ! as a namesake of mine used always say BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP

PJ: This is an amazing signing Brock Lesnar, Shane Mcmahon wasn’t messing around

JR: Now you have got to be worried about Dos Caras, If he wasn’t in the old folks home before he will now

PJ: This is going to be a tough watch , No matter how fit Caras is , He surely will not be able to hold on too long here

Lesnar walks down the aisle with his eyes focused on Dos Caras he leaps up onto the apron and fireworks go off, Caras doesn’t look too worried , Lesnar walks into the ring now and turns and looks all around him soaking up the atmosphere, The two of them now walk to the centre of the ring and face off, Lesnar looks him up and down and smiles

JR: Well here we go again lets see what happens

The bell rings and we’re set to go , Dos caras looks up at lesnar now and runs the ropes he comes back with a forearm clothesline , Lesnar soaks it up and laughs at him , Dos Caras repeats it again, and again he just bounces off Lesnar

PJ: This does not bode well

Dos Caras runs the ropes again and goes for the 3rd clothesline but this Lesnar races over to meet him and levels him with a clothesline almost turning Caras inside out, Lesnar now pulls Dos Caras up from behind , He wraps his arms around his stomach and lesnar lifts him up and hits a massive german suplex

JR: We all know how much he loves this move

Lesnar now stands over his opponent, He now pulls him up slightly and begins driving knees into his side driving the air out of him

PJ: This is unfair

JR: Lets hope he signed the waiver

Lesnar now drags Caras to his feet , he wraps him up now and hits a snap suplex, He looks over to the corner now , he pulls Caras up and irish whips him into the corner hard, Lesnar looks over and takes a run at him he looks to spear him into the guy , Dos Caras dodges it and Brock fly’s straight into the turnbuckle should 1st,

PJ: An opening for Caras !

Dos Caras now stands Lesnar up in the corner and begins to chop at him , The echo of the chops resonate around the arena , Lesnar falls to the floor now in a heap, Caras now goes off the ropes again and this time hits a baseballs slide type dropkick on Lesnar, Caras now gets up again , He signals something to the crowd now , He drags brock to his feet and runs off the ropes , He comes back and hits a massive cross body on Brock knocking him straight away

JR: Make no mistake Caras is no tiny Mexican like most of them
Caras now points to the top turnbuckle …

PJ: Is he going to go up top ! Could he be looking to finish Lesnar here ?

JR: What an upset we could have here

Caras now climbs the turnbuckle he points to Lesnar who is grounded , He looks around at the crowd and makes a leap , But just as he does Lesnar hops to his feet and catch’s Dos Caras on his shoulders,

PJ: OH my god the power ! He’s like a cat

JR: He’s got him in postion

Lesnar roars out like a lion and F5’s dos caras into the mat , Dos caras is out , Lesnar now hops back up again fresh as a daisy , He goes over to Caras again , He drags his lifeless body up, Lesnar scoops him up and German Suplexes’him again, This time lesnar holds on , He hits three more suplexe’s un answered

JR: We should probably get someone out here

Lesnar now smiles sadisticly , He drags up Dos Caras again by the neck of his mask, Lesnar now scoops him up on his shoulders, He spins around and hits another massive F5 ! Lesnar pins him now 1………2………3


PJ: Well thank god its all over Lesnar advances

JR: Have we signed anyone else as monstrous as Lesnar this is our new champion right here

Lesnar now looks down at Caras who is out , There is some blood coming from Caras’s mouth as he leaves, Camera now focuses on Lesnar as he leaves through the curtain ,not 10 seconds later we see Alberto Del Rio come running through the curtain

PJ: Lets hope he’s okay here’s Del Rio out to check on his Dad here

JR: You don’t like seeing stuff like this

Del rio now gets in the ring, He begins mouthing something to Dos Caras, Alberto now helps Caras to his feet he seems to be coming around , Del Rio motions to the back for some help, pretty soon a bunch of roads agents and emt staff come running through the curtain, They all come in the ring now and they help out the fallen luchadore , Del rio stands off now with a relieved look on his face, Del Rio now goes outside the ring , The camera now focuse’s on Dos Caras getting helped down the aisle , All of a sudden from behind Del Rio comes roaring back into shot and attacks his father from behind knocking the whole lot of them

PJ: AWW good jesus what now !

JR: never trust a Mexican

Del Rio pulls up his father who is helpless, Del Rio tucks his father head in and piledrives him on the concrete in the aisle

PJ: His neck could be broken !

We can see here Del Rio shouting at his father now as the EMT’s try and push him

Del Rio: I told you !!!! I told you !!! you wouldn’t listen !!!!

PJ: This is despicable folks we’re going to a break here

ADD BREAK

We come back from the break and the camera is focused on the ring

JR: Well looks like one of our newest talents is going to have a few words to say to the crowd

PJ: I hate surprises



Real American Blasts out over the PA and the crowd pops massively

JR: Could it really be him !!

PJ: Oh Christ seriously this guy !

It continues to play but no one has come out !, Just then the curtains opens and out walks a man wearing a turban and holding an American Flag, The crowd immedietley starts to boo loudly



PJ: Yes Yes its not Hogan !

JR: Oh my god its Muhammed Hassan this guy disappeared years ago
Hassan walks towards the ring with a sarcastic smile on his face, He throws the flag in to the ring and makes his way in , He now grabs a mic from the time keeper the crowd is red hot booing the hell out of Hassan

MH: You’re booing me ?


: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MH: hahahhaha you people are so fickle …… You hear the music of Real American and you cheer loudly ! , Yet when an American walks through the curtain you booo me, I know why actually , Its because I’m not some 6 foot plus California tanned blonde gym freak , But you see I’m just as American as each and every one of you!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MH: I get it , You’re a bunch of racist hypocritical americans , I was born in the United States of America, But because of my name you want to boo me , Muhammed Hassan is my name for all you out there who don’t know me , I have signed here to RCW to relaunch my career in Pro Wrestling , You see WWE are bastards they fired me . They fired me because of terrorist threats in the US and London ! I’m not a bloody terrorist
Crowd are molten hot with the boos for hassan again

MH: It wasn’t me who flew planes into you’re twin towers !, It wasn’t me who took those hostages in France lately but because of my Religion I’m being discriminated against , 10 years or so ago I got the very same treatment ! Have none of you woken up and seen the real threat , The real terrorists ! The American and UK governments are the terrorists
Just then a familiar music hits !~



JR: Looks like Big E Langston has signed up for us too , this must be our next quarter final

Big E walks out with a microphone

BE: Are you a bit slow or something Hassan ? There not booing you because of you’re religion ! There booing you because you’re a DICK

The crowd cheers as Langston drops the mic and makes his way down to the ring with a purpose, Hassan in the ring has gotten his entrance gear already off and is waiting for him , Langston rolls under the ropes and into the ring but he’s met with a barrage of stomps from Hassan , Big E soon fights his way to his feet with the crowd loudly cheering him on

PJ: Great work from Big E here

JR: I don’t like either of these guys

They battle back and forth with Hassan focusing on Langstons back , Muhammed Hassan now gets an advantage He soon hits a big back breaker on Langston, Hassan now locks in a camel clutch , Langston is in immense pain here, He taps out

PJ: It’s all over

JR: Well done Big E you lasted ….4 seconds ?

Hassan now takes the microphone and rolls Big E out of the ring with his foot

MH: Is this the best you’ve got ? You cheer this rubbish and you boo me a fantastic American athlete ? This competition is easy who’s next ?

Shane Mcmahon walks out from the curtain with a microphone in his hand

SM: Easy huh ? Well in the semi finals you’ll meet Brock Lesnar ! See how easy you think that one is

Hassan throws a strop in the ring as we cut to a commercial !

We come back and a familiar yet different music plays over the PA


PJ: I know that music its from the 90’s X Men animated TV show ..Who the hell is this ?

JR: A cartoon ? Seriously ?

Just as the crowd is quite not sure what to make out walks Hugh Jackamn the actor , The fans cheers as the Wolverine star stands in the entrance way smiling and waving to the people he now walks down to the ring and rolls in Jackman takes a microphone and begins to speak

HJ: Well how we doing folks ! , Its great to be back in the ring , Last time I was in a ring it was the WWE , But im so so happy to be here in RCW , Ya know I’ve been backstage all night and watching the show and it’s really speaking to me , I know what I want to do , I want a shot at that World Title , But shane has said to me unfortunately all the spots are taken

The crowd boo upon hearing this,

HJ: yeah it sucks right, So now I’m at a cross roads, As in who do I fight, As you all know I’m not a pro wrestler right….But I’m well able to handle meself in a scrap so….

All of a sudden the lights go out and the microphone loses power

JR: Who turned out the god damn lights !

PJ: I don’t know this is nuts

Just then a a circle of flames appears on the curtain a familiar entrance theme plays



PJ: It can’t be !

JR: Gangrel !!! Holy ****

Gangrel walks through the curtain with a chalice of blood in his hand he walks down to the ring, He now takes a microphone and remains at ring side Jackman looks puzzled

Gangrel: Why oh why is there a fraud in the ring ! Hugh Jackman the Wolverine !

HJ: Listen mate I don’t know who you are but if you wanna get in here and tussle I’m ready to go

Gangrel: You’re the man who pretends to be the bloodthirsty wolverine ! But you’re a fake fraud, Wolverine in the comics is a character who experiences bloodlust and spills blood everywhere , But you , You’re wolverine is terrible and now you show up here claiming to know how to handle you’re self in a fight ! haha

HJ: Listen mate come in here and ill show you what I got , No use you hiding out there talking crap

Gangrel now drinks from the chalice and the blood runs down his face staining his white t shirt


Gangrel: You see I love the taste of blood, Lets see if you do

Gangrel looks to the roof of the arena now and the lights go off again

JR: What now !

The lights come back on and Hugh Jackaman and the entire ring has been drenched in blood

PJ: Oh my god !!!! the ring is ruined and now look at this

Jackman is trying to clear his face now as Gangrel runs into the ring and nails him from behind with a flurry of punchs and kicks , He drags Jackman up now and just about to hit the impaler,



But just then Dolph Zigglers music plays !!, The showoff runs down to the ring and flys straight in to the ring and nails Gangrel with a super kick knocking him out of the ring

PJ: We’ve signed Dolph Ziggler the show off yes !!!!

Ziggler tends to the fallen Jackman now asking is he okay , Jackman gives the okay and Ziggler gets up and picks up the mic ,

DZ: Next week me and you in the title tournament Gangrel !!!!,
The crowd is going nuts !

JR: Lets hope gangrel kicks the hell out of him

PJ: Until next week ladies and gentlemen !!

Fireworks go off on the stage as sparks rain down from the ceiling and a new season of MWA begins. We cut to our commentary team.

Dave: Welcome one and all to the newest season of MWA, coming to you live from Philadelphia. We are the home of supreme wrestling. And what a season it's gonna be, am I right Petey?
Petey: You sure are Dave. It's been a year of change here at MWA. For starters we've dropped an E from our name and there's no sign of Keiji Mutoh anywhere to be seen. In fact he hasn't been seen since his loss to The Undertaker at WrestleRama I.
Dave: Well Petey lets not pick on our former Grand Supreme Champion; we haven't seen anybody from last year's incredible show. Not since a certain 'lady' vowed to tidy this place up and fired everybody. Of course her strict PG rules meant she was forced to fire herself after a fan googled her name & found photos of her doing certain 'acts' but that's another story!
Petey: Now that you mention it, do we even know who our new boss is?
Dave: Not a clue Petey but they can't be worse than our last two. A sumo match? What kinda genius came up with that one?
Petey: Speaking of genius, it was revealed on MWA.com earlier today that tonight we welcome a living legend to our ranks. Appearing live on MWA Supremacy is none other than the hardcore legend Mick Foley! And I wonder if he'll put his name in for next week's Fatal-4-Way match to decide who will face World Champion Sycho Sid at WrestleRama II.
Dave: Gimme a break, Foley might be some sort of hardcore hero but the guy would get killed by Sycho Sid.

Mike Tyson walks out to the stage. The crowd are amazed, the commentators sit in stunned silence. Tyson soaks it all in before walking down to the ring.

Tyson: Yes yes I am the new owner of MWA..... I am the Baddest Man on the Planet and I employ the toughest SoB's in this business. When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him. And that's what I expect from my wrestlers.

Tyson lets the crowd cheer him before taking a seat at the commentary table.

Dave: Oh sh!t Petey, the baddest man on the planet is sitting at our table. Whatever you do, do not be yourself. I don't want you saying something stupid and getting our lights knocked out.
Petey: Allow me to be the first to welcome you to our broadcast team Mike, I am a huge fan.
Tyson: Two things. One, if you gonna kiss my ass you better be smart about it. Everything Machiavelli accomplished he did by kissing ass, but Machiavelli was smart about it. He was manipulative with it. You too obvious man. And second, don't call me Mike. I'm your boss; you talk to me like that again and I'll knock your teeth out.

Tazz: "I've been thinking long and hard about what to say in this ring tonight. I normally let my suplexes do my talking but this is something I just can't ignore."
Tazz pulls a sheet of paper out of his ringgear. (Tyson: Man I do not want to know where that's been)
"This is my script for tonight."
He tears it into pieces.
"After what that jackass Shane McMahon said about me on RCW no script can explain my rage! Last year I was screwed out of the RCW title so I quit and came here, to the MWA, where real men fight! With nobody holding me back I became the Intercontinental Champion. I made RCW look small time Shane? I could never win the big one? Well McMahon.."
Tazz walks right up to the camera, his orange complexion turning some odd sun-red colour, he holds up the Intercontinental Championship & snarls
"This belt is worth more than your entire company, and it isn't even the biggest championship in MWA. Next week I'm going to be in the number 1 contender's Fatal 4 Way match for a chance to fight Sycho Sid for the MWA World Heavyweight Championship. I'm going to choke out those 3 other men and I'll be picturing your smug face when I do it. I'm going to go to WrestleRama II and I'm gonna become the new MWA World Heavyweight Championship and win the big one."

Petey: Strong words from Tazz there. It seems the new owner of RCW lit quite a fire under our Intercontinental Champion.
Tyson: Man I got no idea what any of that was about.

Adam Cole vs Kevin Sullivan

Sullivan tries to use his power to push Cole around but the taskmaster is too slow in his old age and he can't get near Panama's Finest. Unable to keep up any longer, Sullivan looks dead on his feet. Cole taunts him with some very weak kicks to calf and slaps to the face before spitting at Sullivan. Sullivan lunges at Cole who ducks underneath hits Sullivan a superkick to the back of the head and follows it up with a Corona Crash Reverse DDT. Cole pins him for the win.
Winner: Adam Cole

Cole gets a microphone after the match and steps back into the ring.

Cole: "This is a travesty. Adam Cole is the future of professional wrestling and yet the MWA stays stuck in the past. I should be in the Fatal-4-Way next week, I should be headlining WrestleRama II and I should be fulfilling my destiny to become the youngest MWA World Champion of all time. I have it all; the charisma, the look the ladies love, there is no match for me inside this ring. Adam Cole is the past, present & future of professional wrestling and yet the MWA are so blinded by politics that they will let anybody but me into the fatal-4-way number 1 contender's match. KENTA & Marufuji? Give me a break! Tazz? Dude looks like the result of Snooki f***ing an oompa loompa! Nobody in that match can hold a candle to Adam Cole and...”

Tazz comes running to the ring but Cole flees to the crowd where he starts to shout back at Tazz. Tazz tries to give chase but Cole runs up the steps and out the back.

Cameras cut to backstage where KENTA & Naomichi Marufuji are seen talking.

KENTA: Tonight we win match against tag team champions. Tonight we earn spot in Fatal-4-Way match. Tonight we prove we are worthy of World title shot.

Tyson: Can we hire these guys some translators or somethin. If you gonna work in my company you gots ta have eloquent control of the English language.
Petey: I understood KENTA just fine Mike.
Tyson: What I tell you before Pete?
Dave: You're such a moron Petey...
Tyson: And what was them trophies about? They sure as hell aren't from my company.
Petey: Well back in Japan they're a celebrated tag team and now they're over here to transition into a more mainstream audience.
Tyson: Somebody welcome them to America and make sure they understand that I'll knock them out if I see those Chinese trophies again.

Sycho Sid vs Ken Shamrock

This match is an all out brawl which features some clumsy power moves by Sid mixed in with fierce punches and takedowns by Shamrock. After Ken misses a clothesline he gets caught with a Big Boot by Sid and tumbles over the rope, landing hard on the outside. While getting back to his feet Shamrock hears Mike Tyson on commentary telling everybody how he's got a big signing debuting next and that this signing is going into the number 1 contender's fatal-4-way match next week. Shamrock starts to argue with Tyson, telling him to call the damn match, but Ken doesn't realise the referee is counting to 10 until it's too late.
Winner: Sycho Sid via count out.

When the show returns from the break the ring announcer is standing in the middle of the ring.
Announcer: "Ladies & gentlemen, we are pleased to introduce to you the newest star of the MWA. He is 4-time World Champion & MMA superstar, “The Bigshot” BOBBY LASHLEY."
The crowd are unsure how to react to this. Some are excited but many are clearly wondering what these 4 world titles are.

Lashley: "I'm so happy to be here in Philly on front of you fine people. And how lucky are you that you get to witness the debut of an actual “Bigshot”. I've done it all; 4 World Championships, a gloried amateur wrestling career and an unrivalled MMA record. And now I'm here for all of you to enjoy for the price of a ticket and my merch. But I'm not here for selfless reasons, no I'm here to add another World title to my collection. I excel at and dominate everything that I set my sights on.... That is why I will be in the Fatal-4-Way match next week – so that I can main event WrestleRama II and become the new MWA World Heavyweight Champion."

Shamrock: "When I joined MWA I didn't expect everything to be handed to me on a silver platter. I didn't live off past glories to get ahead. I worked my ass off just to get near a World title shot and tonight I finally earned that chance; a singles match against the champion. Beating Sycho Sid would've put me in immediate contention for a title shot but my moment had to be ruined by that asshole (Shamrock points at Tyson) hyping up the debut of some “bigshot” nobody. And I'm supposed to do what exactly; sit back and watch you get a number 1 contender's match for your debut? Well f*** that!”

Shamrock drops the microphone and tackles Lashley to the ground. He throws punches wildly at Lashley's head while Lashley desperately tries to block his shots. By the time officials have dragged Shamrock off of him Lashley has a busted nose and a deep gash under his left eye. Shamrock can be heard shouting “your defence wasn't too good there was it asshole” as he's pushed into the corner. Lashley is ushered out of the ring and Mike Tyson steps away from the announce desk and enters the ring. Tyson tells Shamrock to calm down but Shamrock breaks free of security and punches Tyson across the face. Sensing a brawl about to break out referees & officials flood the ring and separate the two men. It takes 10 members of security to drag Ken Shamrock up the ramp and out of the arena.

Dave: Well the less said about that the better.
Petey: Mr Tyson do you wanna talk us through what happened before the break?
Tyson: I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags and Ken Shamrock just booked himself a room at the morgue.

KENTA & Naomichi Marufuji vs Jimmy Snuka & Paul Orndorff

Both teams shake hands at the start of this one as KENTA & Marufuji set out to earn their place in next week's Fatal-4-Way match against the MWA Tag Team Champions. KENTA struggles against Orndorff's power early on but takes the lead against Snuka. A countered Go To Sleep leads to Marufuji coming in with a brief exciting rally culminating in him hitting Snuka with a Shiranui. He pins Snuka but Orndorff breaks the pin at 2 & a half. KENTA comes in and dropkicks Orndorff to the outside. KENTA climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Orndorff with a Diving Double Foot Stomp. In the ring both men are on their feet; they trades kicks & punches simultaneously but when Marufuji lifts Snuka up for an Emerald Flowsion Snuka drops down his back and counters with a backbreaker. Snuka goes up top and hits a Superfly Splash and the tag champions win.

KENTA made it into the ring too late for the save. He helps Marufuji to his feet, Marufuji grabs KENTA's head and is saying something into his ear before signalling to an invisible belt around KENTA's waist. KENTA shakes his head but Marufuji looks adamant.

Tyson: I'm serious I got no clue what that little Chinese boy is saying. Get him a translator somebody.
Petey: He's Japanese not Chinese.
Tyson: What's the difference? They're from the same country.
Petey: No they're not. You're being raci-
Dave: Do yourself a favour and shut the hell up Petey.

Foley: "It feels good to be back in the home of hardcore...right here in Philly." (The crowd cheer as chants of CHEAP POP CHEAP POP ring out). "Mrs Foley's baby boy did pretty good for himself when he can get a reaction like that...right here in Philly." (Chants start again). "I want to thank Mike Tyson for giving me a platform to come back to finish my career" (crowd boo). "Now don't be like that guys, I'd like to be able to walk when I'm in my 60s. I've already lost all my teeth after all. Unfortunately I'm not medically cleared to compete but I have been appointed as the new commissioner around here and in my first act I want to offer KENTA a spot in next week's Fatal-4-Way match. You impressed me out there tonight and I know your friend Marufuji would want you to keep your spot. The final place is anybody's guess at this stage. Mr Tyson informs me he has some more signings set to be finalised in the coming days, one of which may well feature in the number 1 contender's match.

The crowd erupts at the sight of Dean Ambrose. Clearly nobody was expecting him at MWA

Petey: My God, it's DEAN AMBROSE! Dean Ambrose must be the 4th contender!
Tyson: One shouldn't make presumptions and jump to conclusions Petey or else one may find one's self knocked out.

Ambrose: "Well well well, it's Mick Foley!" (crowd cheers). "I'm actually standing in a ring with the hardcore legend that is Mick Foley. You know when I was in CZW the guys used to play your matches on DVD all the time. Then we'd go out there and try our best to emulate your work as best we could to give the fans a memorable show. You really were an inspiration to so many Mick."
Foley: "Thanks Dean. That really means a lot coming from a current star such as yourself."

Ambrose acts as if he didn't hear Foley say anything.

Ambrose: "I mean you pushed your body to the absolute limits and the crowd loved you for it. It was that that won you a WWF Championship and it's the reason they still chant your name today. Now I know we're running low on time so ref don't you dare come in here to tell me to wrap it up because there's still one little thing I want Mick to do for me tonight; bleed."
Foley: (laughs) "I'm afraid that, much like my wife, my bleeding days are over Dean."
Ambrose: (laughing) "Yeah yeah that was funny. You were always funny Mick. But the thing is, I wasn't asking...."

With that Ambrose throws the microphone at Foley's head and tackles him to the ground. Ambrose is hitting his trademark 'Scrappy Doo' type punches to Foley's head. He kicks Foley to the outside and as Foley is getting to his feet Ambrose suicide dives through the middle rope, sending Foley crashing into the barricade. Ambrose picks Foley up and whips him into the ring post, busting Foley's forehead wide open. The show goes off the air with Ambrose standing on the barricade, watching the medics tend to Foley below him.

Alot has happened since the first Beyond Chaos Pay Per View, Where Kazuchika Okadas NJD and Shane McMahon joined forces and thus screwing Bill Goldberg and Dean Ambrose in the process. Ratings for Shane McMahons promotion were high though it ultimately fell short of Monday Night Grappling’s ratings number. Nevertheless, it received critical acclaim and the Chaos Rising! PPV was loved by many wrestling fan and pundits alike. Many wondered what was next for Shane McMahons wrestling company that was now known by just Beyond Chaos....

While there was much critical success was garnered from the Chaos Rising Pay Per View, Shane would soon put the company up for sale, with the official word for the sale was simply personal reasons. Shane would quickly sell up and a purchase was made by Jeff Jarrett.



But soon money problems began to hamper Jarrett’s ambitions. With the company trying to keep up with more established companies such as BWA and MNG, high costs of running Beyond Chaos and keeping talent happy was a major problem. Jarrett’s critical success came at a high financial cost, and soon Beyond Chaos began to lose money on a month to month basis. Soon enough, the company would become so bad money wise that cheques began to bounce. Promises were made and not kept by Jarrett and soon talent lost patients.



With bankruptcy looming, many big stars like EC3, Goldberg and Ambrose all jumped ship to other companies respectively. With talent already gone, another hammer blow would be dealt to Jarrett when Champion Okada walked out leaving the company without a champion. With some prestige lost and star power becoming non existent, wrestling fans began to shun Beyond Chaos. With the company in turmoil, Jeff was looking in the face of financial ruin and the closure of Beyond Chaos. Desperate to find a solution Jeff Jarrett reached out to a man with considerable financial clout, Jarrett reached out to Vince McMahon!





Yes thats right, Vince McMahon. The man who claimed Jarrett Blackmailed him back in 99, the man who fired Jarrett on live TV in 01 and the man who tried to crush Jarretts former TNA promotion, Vince McMahon came to Jeff Jarretts aid. Jarrett and Vince have never seen eye to eye and it showed just how desperate Jarrett was to keep Beyond Chaos financially viable. Dave Meltzer described Jarrrett asking Vince for help as akin to” Homer Simpson crawling through a small doggy door looking for help from Mr Burns.” Jarrett, against the advice of friends, reluctantly contacted the self made millionaire McMahon and threw himself at the mercy of him. Vince listened and without hesitation agreed to invest in Beyond Chaos and has since pumped money into the company, much to the surprise of Jarrett. Jarrett says that he and Vince have buried the hatchet and both men are letting bygones be bygones.

Many wrestling pundits and fans believe that Jarrett made a deal with the devil himself but Jeff didn’t care; he was keeping his company afloat. Even Jarretts close friends such as Abyss and Matt Morgan who have been loyal to Jarrett for years since TNA, were quick to encourage Jarrett to walk away from a deal with Vince. Jarrett declined their advice and Jarrett took the money Vince invested and paid off company debts, and Beyond Chaos avoided closure. With a massive hole in the talent roster, Vince also invested money for Jarrett to hire the best talent he could with Jake Roberts, Owen Hart and Magnum TA amongst others to have been signed.



Vince also invested in production costs and the set and production values of Beyond Chaos are now on par with the likes of MNG, the front runner in Wrestling today. This Monday Night sees the re-debut of the company.

Jarrett, with Vince’s money has got the company back on track and is planning on crowning a new Beyond Chaos Heavyweight Champion this Monday. Though Vince has invested money, he surprisingly hasn’t been involved at all since then. Is Vince just bidding his time?? Many pundits and fans fear Beyond Chaos will go the way of ECW in 2006 if Vince interferes, with the company losing its identity and eventually being ruined anyway. Jarrett is more optimistic and has high hopes for the coming shows.

With Kazuchika Okada left the company, Beyond Chaos has been without a Heavyweight Champion. Now with McMahons money getting the company on track, Jarrett wants to crown a new Champion and one the re-debut show. This Monday Jarrett will hold a Championship Rumble to crown a new Heavyweight Champion with Magnum TA, Owen Hart, Nigel McGuiness and others involved.

In the run up to the show , heres a brief summary of the talent in which Beyond Chaos has on its books!

Jeff Jarrett : Mr Beyond Chaos. Many see him as the man who seems to have sold his soul to keep his company financially stable. While Vince hasn’t been involved much, he knows its only a matter of time before he does but Jarrett is confident he and Vince have left their past behind them. Overall he is happy that the company is still in existence and is looking forward to running the upcoming shows.

Nigel McGuiness : The current Intercontinental Champion in Beyond Chaos. The brash English man wants to better himself and become World Champion and believes hes a favourite to become the new Beyond Chaos Champion. He believes hes superior than all and literally the best wrestler in the business.

The Midnight Express ( Stan Lane and Bobby Eaton) : Current Tag team Champions. Both in ring Veterans have done it all and no one has been able to unseat them as champs since gaining the gold. With heaps of respect and admiration, not many teams have the fan following that The Midnights Express have, though many think they are past it and its only a matter of time before they are beaten.

Owen Hart : The man who wants to conquer the big one and has a big chip on his shoulder as a result. He fears if he doesn’t win the Championship Rumble, he may never become a world Champion. As far as Owen is concerned, this Championship Rumble is Make or Break for Owen Hart.

Magnum TA : In the same boat as Owen, a great talent who has never won Championship gold. He also fears that he is Championship material and hopes to prove the naysayers wrong by winning the big one.

The Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd and Harry Smith): A very successful tag team but Tysons fame as a result of the Total Divas show has seemingly changed him. Hes now more vain and in some ways more concerned about fame than accomplishments in wrestling anymore, where as Harry wants nothing more than to win tag team gold and emulate his father. But many speculate there is tension within the Hart Dynasty as Tyson doesn’t seem to be on the same page as Harry.

The New Age Outlaws : 2 young cocky sons of a gun who believe they are the men to topple The Midnights Express. They want to make a name for themselves in Beyond Chaos and plan on making a splash at anyones expense to become noticed and get a chance at tag team gold.

Abyss and Matt Morgan : 2 of Jarrettts close friends who have been with him since the days of TNA. Both fear that Jarrett has sold his soul to the devil that is Vince and may rue the decision to let McMahon back him.

Jake The Snake Roberts : Jake has battled his demons been in a bad place. But thanks to his belief in God and hard work, Jake has beat those demons and got himself in the best shape of his life. Jake, like Owen and Magnum TA, is after the elusive World Heavyweight Title run that hes never been able to achieve. Jake is determined and confident that this is his destiny and truly believes that he will achieve his goal, Especially with God on his side.

Previously on Monday Night Rage http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=94106256&postcount=3



The logo of RCW appears on the screen and it goes back to black again
The camera opens to the crowd going nuts in the Rage Zone , We’re going to head straight to ring side, The ring is surrounded by men in masks covering all but there eyes and in the blackest you can see

PJ: Welcome everyone , We do not know what is going on in the ring a gang of masked and armed men just took over ringside before our broadcast began

JR: Who knows maybe Bichoff and that reject Tazz are behind this

PJ: I heard his comments but I doubt he’d have the balls or the brains to set up something like this

Just then the music of Muhammed Hassan plays across the arena and the fans boo like hell, Hassan comes out from behind the curtain, two other masked men surround him , They all make there way to the ring


JR: Here comes Hassan a truly great American

PJ: Are you serious

Hassan makes his way into the ring , The crowd are white hot with boos, Hassan takes the mic now and begins to speak

MH: See …..This is what I was talking about last week , No matter where I go , No matter what city, town,state I’m in if in the USA , I get booed and not John Cena booed where its mostly 30 year old men trying to cool , I mean real booed like people hate me ! Why ! It’s bull**** !, Last week was my 1st week back in a Wrestling ring in over ten years and it’s the very same …I destroyed Big E Langston a black man ,Who by the way got cheered! So no one can tell me it’s a minority thing.

MH: But no more ! You see I’ve done exactly what you expected me to do ..well sort of . You see you people and all the people across the USA see me and people like me as Terrorists, As dirty smelly muslims, All we’re only good for waiting tables or driving taxi’s over here, You rise any higher on the social ladder and people look at you funny, But no tonight these men around the ring and these 2 guys with me , We have given all our support and backing to ISIS, No more will I support the country I was born in ! They have forsaken me and my 2 brothers here

One of the masked men takes the microphone from Hassan. And looks around before speaking.

MM: Me and my friend and tag team partner , We trained together for a number of years on the US indie circuit we were one of the best if not the best team on the circuit we won gold but never got a chance in the big leagues , But no our country forsake us ! We went to Japan the Land of the rising sun and worked on the same roster as the likes of Fergal Devitt, Hiroshi Tanahashi and Shinsuke Nakakmura , In japan we won the tag titles and were rightly named the best team in the world , But we have always wanted to come back and be the dominant team in the United States, and now we have a chance , We’re going to crush anyone who gets in our way , Including Brock Lesnar

Hassan takes the microphone back

MH: You see Brock I face you next week on Rage for a place in the World Title Tournament and I just know the way thing are going no matter what the RCW officials have you’re name down to win it , so no doubt you will have a home team referee to make sure I beat you, that is why I have brought my supporters with me and will have them with me in future so no one can sneak attack me backstage to stop me , Brock as a matter..


Hassan’s speech is interrupted by Brock Lesnar’s music, Lesnar keeps tearing through the curtain the crowd nearly lifts the roof off the arena , Lesnar nails 4 of the 6 isis officers as he runs down the ring , He gets to the ring and they all catch up with him and pile on top of him , The two masked men in the ring stand with Hassan, Brock now fights he’s way out sending all of the isis officers flying , He now pulls out a chair from under the ring and begins clattering them across there heads 1 by 1 , Lesnar now makes a run under ropes but Hassan is over on top of him like a shot the other 2 makes start stomping a mudhole too

Lesnar now begins a fightback , He soon has Hassan on his shoulders he’s just about the hit the F5, But as he’s does one of masked men low blows him , He now lifts him for a suplex , the other masked man climbs to the top rope , He jumps off the toprope with a drop kick to the side and then the other guy brainbusters Lesnar !

PJ: I know that move ! Its called Chasing the Dragon

JR: It can’t be

The two men now remove the masks to reveal there identifies, There revealed to be Red Dragon Kyle O reilly and Bobby Fish



PJ: Son’s of bitchs

JR: We’ve got to head to break guys !
AD BREAK

We come back to ringside and all the men have been cleared out

PJ: Well folks up next is our next quarter final and these two haven’t been featured in RCW yet so this should be a good surprise for our fans

JR: Are you retarded ! Del Rio kicked the hell out of his dad last week

PJ I meant competing you dolt!

The camera now focuses on the video wall and a familiar man appears on it in a training montage



PJ: Steve Blackman is in RCW !!!

The crowd cheer like crazy as Steve Blackman walks out from behind the curtain he’s got a set of nunchucks with him and begins showing off as he makes his way down to the ring !

JR: Now here comes a real man


Alberto Del Rio’s music comes out to his music and he’s got a microphone in his hand

ADR: Last week you saw a fraud , A fake , A washed up overweight fraud ! Yes my father came out here last week and embarrassed himself , And now tonight the real Dos Caras will compete for the 1st time

Blackman swiftly interrupts Del Rio

SB: Hold on now a second the last time I saw you in the Dos Caras mask you were knocked on you’re ass after a couple of seconds against Mirko Cro Cop, I don’t care what version of you’re self is coming down here , Just get down here now so I can whip you’re Mexican ass

Del Rio runs into the ring and under the ropes and Blackman attacks immediately the bell rings , The two go at it hammer and thongs , Eventually Del Rio’s aggression gets the better of blackman , He begins to work the arm of blackman , Del Rio starts to get cocky now and walks around blackman almost methodically beating up Blackman

Del Rio now drop kicks blackman, Blackman goes flying through the ropes to the outside , Del rio plays to the crowd who boo the hell out of him again, Del Rio now makes his way out of the ring , He looks at Blackmans nunchuks , He now picks them up laughing as he weighs them up, The referee trys to pull them out of Del Rio’s hands , The ref now turns his back and begins to walk towards the announce table to put away the weapon and as he does a fan nails him with a kendo stick !

PJ: what the hell !!!

JR: That’s Dos Caras Senior!

Del Rio is knocked senseless, Blackman now runs straight at Del rio and levels him with a scissors kick , Del Rio is out , Blackman now rolls him into the ring , Blackman climbs to the top rope now , He goes for the diving leg drop , He misses and lands awkwardly on his knee , Del Rio see’s this and immedietly locks in a modified figure four leg lock !!, Blackman tapped out !

PJ: Daddy didn’t hit him hard enough it seems , What a recovery

JR: That’s a real Mexican

Del Rio goes over now to where his father was standing and they go face to face , Del Rio smiles at him and simply raises his hands, and walks away

PJ: A defiant Del Rio makes his way into the semi finals of our Title tournament

JR: Can you imagine A Del Rio-Hassan final ! That would be nuts !

PJ: Well we’ve got another quarter final left to go and its tonight Dolph Ziggler faces Gangrel, But 1st we’ve got a match up

The camera goes to the ring and we’ve got a small skinny white dude standing in the ring he doesn’t look much over 21,



Just then music plays


JR: Here is a monster coming down to the ring , King Haku !

PJ: He has dominated people in WCW and WWE and across the world has this grisly samoan

Haku comes through the curtain wearing a crown and a robe, He slowly ambles down to the ring never taking his eyes off his opponent in the ring , The referee removes his robes and the bell rings the kid runs at Haku and bounces off him , Haku now drags him to his feet he hits a massive clothesline almost killing the kid, Haku now gets the tongan death grip primed he pulls up the kid and locks it in straight away , The kid drops to the ground straight away and the referee counts 1…….2……..3

PJ: Academic ! what an impressive debut from Haku

JR: This guy is going to be dangerous , It’s a pity he was too late for the tournament

PJ: We got backstage now for a moment with our owner Shane Mcmahon

The camera opens again in just a blank office with a black background

Shane Mc: Welcome everyone .. I hope you are enjoying the 2nd night here on RCW, There are some things that I’m really proud of so far, and some that I’m not proud of , But those things I’m going to fix tonight our inaugural World Title Tournament’s 1st round concludes with Dolph Ziggler meeting Gangrel, Now I’ve made a decision the final will be held on week 4 of Rage right here and the new champion will make his 1st defence against an opponent of my choosing at our 1st Pay Per View the Rumble Zone
Also on tonight’s happening’s Muhammed Hassan ,I don’t give a crap who you surround you’re self with , but one thing that has marred a lot of important matchs in the past , Interference , but next week in the 1st of our Semi finals and next weeks main event Brock Lesnar will meet Muhammed Hassan in a Steel Cage match.

Another thing I will address Hugh Jackman I will guarantee you a match at the Pay Per View also if next week you sign a waiver and defeat a man of my choosing in a one on one match next week . A proving ground if ya will
And last but not least my comments last week regarding this federation , Last year we were crap , Terrible , The bookers were idiots , the writers couldn’t write a kids abc book , But that , All of that is in the past , This year I’ve come to win , We may have had **** all ratings last year but I’ll be damned if the same happens this year. I’m a Mcmahon damn it ! Even if I have to get back into that ring myself !
Camera closes

PJ : We’re back and up next we’ve got the last quarter final here we go

Camera flashes to the ringside where Gangrel makes his entrance the flames surround the entrance way , Gangrel now walks through the flames and spits out blood out of his mouth, He gets in the ring now and grabs a microphone the crowd boo


Gangrel: Last week Dolph you got in the way of my prey , But you won’t get in my way of that title


Zigglers music starts and the crowd goes nuts , Ziggler tears down the aisle and straight into the ring, They trade blows and the bell rings , Ziggler soon gets the better of gangrel, he drags him to the corner, He mounts him and goes for the ten corner punchs the crowd chants along to the punches , he reaches 7 before Gangrel pushs him off , Gangrel runs out of the corner and goes for a clothes line and misses Ziggles now dropkicks Gangrel in to the corner,

PJ: Ziggler is well on top here

JR: Yeah won’t be for long

Gangrel now begins to fight back , They tumble out of the ring and take the fight to ring side , Gangrel bounces Dolph’s face off the announce table

PJ: Woah ! I felt that one

Gangrel now rolls Dolph back into the ring , Gangrel dominates for awhile concentrating on attacking dolphs head with a variety of suplexes

PJ: Clearly Gangrel is zoning on Dolph’s head because of his history of concussions

Gangrel now drags Dolph by his hair , Gangrel pulls out that goblet out his pocket and gets ready to drink it , But all of a sudden Dolph snaps back to life and hits a massive super kick , Kicking the goblet right into Gangrel’s face,

JR: Did I see a tooth fall out there

Dolph falls down on the cover 1…..2……3.

PJ: Ziggler advances to meet Del Rio next week …Woah hold on a second

Del rio has jumped the barricade and he’s got a steel chair. He lays out Dolph with a steel chair straight to the face , Del Rio now locks on the cross arm breaker, Now Gangrel comes over and begins to put the boots him aswell

PJ: this is a mugging

Just then shane mcmahon’s music plays !


JR: He’s actually here !!!

shane takes a mic out

Shane: Del Rio I wasn’t going to do this but you have forced my hand , Next week you will face Dolph Ziggler in the 2nd Semi Final and the special stipulation for you’re semi is it’s going to be a Special Guest Referee match and the Special Guest Referee is going to be DOS CARAS SNR ! Thank you and good night

Del Rio is furious down at the ring !!

PJ: That’s all we’ve got time for folks good night
SHOW END!

(Graphic by Deadlie)

Preview show here.

Tonight's show comes live from Fort Worth, Texas.

The opening TV shot sees all 8 King of the Ring participants surrounding the ring. They are Kerry Von Erich, Arn Anderson, Tully Blanchard, Nick Bockwinkel, Rey Mysterio, Tyler Breeze, Dynamite Kid and Davey Boy Smith.

Commentator #1: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the brand new season of the three-time award-winning wrestling show Monday Night Grappling. I am your host Babe E. Face aka Commentator #1, and joining me is my partner Dick Heel, aka Commentator #2.

Tonight folks we're wondering three things: Who was the mystery figure that attacked our World Champion Stone Cold at the Preview Show? Will the Texas Rattlesnake show up here tonight? And what will the brackets be for the King of the Ring tournament?

Commentator #2: Austin better show up tonight because if Austin no-shows General Manager Eric Bischoff said he will strip him of the title! And look how restless these 8 men are. They wanna know who they're up against! What a night this is gonna be!

The show's entrance theme airs and following that fireworks and pyro go off as the fans cheer.




The mood quickly changes when Bischoff's theme hits; boos ring out as Eric Bischoff heads toward the ring wearing Stone Cold's World Title over his shoulder.

Bischoff: (patting the title with his free hand) : I’m sure MNG fans never thought they’d see the day when this title was in my possession, am I right? My name is Eric Bischoff, and I am the General Manager of Monday Night Grappling. Not only that, but I quite literally have Monday Night Grappling's world in my hands...

Fans boo, as Bischoff holds the title aloft and parades it around the ring, showing it to each of the 8 stars.

Bischoff: This gentleman is what King of the Ring this year is all about. The greatest prize in this industry could soon be yours. All we need to discover is whether you will be fighting for a vacant Title, or whether the current title holder will show up and defend it at Grapplemania.

(Fans chant for Austin)

Bischoff: But first things first. Last week, after the preview show ended, Stone Cold Steve Austin was viciously attacked from behind by an unidentified assailant. This figure clubbed Austin in the back of the head and then used a wrestling move to drive his neck into the ground. Austin has refused to get the law involved. Right now his whereabouts are currently unknown; he has not returned any calls.

As the attack happened after I announced the King of the Ring tournament, I think there is a strong likelihood, and I've no doubt Austin would agree with me, that the culprit is standing around this ring right now.

The camera pans over each of the 8 faces.

Bischoff: I promise everyone that I am determined to catch the heinous individual who took out Steve. That is why, I, Eric Bischoff, will personally be conducting this investigation.

Bischoff motions to a lackey outside who hands him a cowboy hat.

Bischoff: You Texas fans here will appreciate this. I remember when Steve and myself were co-GMs of Raw. Steve then called himself Sheriff Austin. Well…it looks like now I'm Sheriff Bischoff! Now then, what we need to consider here is motive. Who would want to take Stone Cold Steve Austin out of action?

(Fans chant YOUUUUU as Bischoff continues)

Bischoff: Seems to me this plan, this scheme, would require not just a hell of a set of stones, but cunning, guile, intelligence. Traits that one might say are held by a man who it is well known wishes to become the first ever Grand Slam MNG World Champion in history…Mr. Nick Bockwinkel!

Bockwinkel angrily climbs into the ring.



Bockwinkel: Eric that allegation is not only ludicrous, but slanderous and downright iniquitous.

A man of my stature would not engage in something as base and barbaric as that backstage assault. Where was the finesse, Eric? The beauty? I am capable of a much better manner of attack than that. Yes, Eric, we must indeed consider motive – but let's also consider behaviour; consider a man who has taken to wearing masks of late; a man who has vowed to make a statement this year…the man with the glass mask: Tyler Breeze.



Breeze stomps into the ring; his expression hidden.

Breeze (with Zoolander voice): Hold on a second, Bullwinkle. It's true I've sworn to make an impact this year, but that attack is not my style either. A gorgeous model like myself would not dream of sullying his hands with that poor white trash, redneck Texan...

(The Texas fans boo)

Breeze: Instead I point the finger of blame at a man whose jealousy towards Austin must cut deep. A man who I believe wanted to be the undisputed star of Texas – the lone star of the ‘lone star state’. A man I say attacked Stone Cold to achieve it… Kerry von Erich!

Von Erich shakes his head and enters the ring as the Texan fans cheer.



Von Erich: Eric, we Texans respect each other. We handle our business like men and not like cowards. As the saying goes, 'don't mess with Texas!'

(fans cheer)

Von Erich: I have never had a cross word against Steve Austin. We respect one another and this punk Breeze is making an ass of himself, and I’d love to shut him up!

(crowd pops and chants for Kerry)

Bischoff: Wait a minute now; so who do you think is to blame, Kerry?

Kerry: Well Eric, what about two men who when they were here two years ago in Monday Night Grappling did sneak attack guys backstage? Men who at one point even turned on a fellow Horseman? I wonder what Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard have to say for themselves…



Arn and Tully barge into the ring.

Blanchard: That’s a bunch of crap, Eric. That stuff he's dragging up happened in the past. We had no reason to turn on Austin…well, not yet at least.

Anderson: Y'all want to point fingers? Aren't you forgetting that sorry bunch of Limeys down there? Yeah! The British Bulldogs! Those guys are no shrinking violets. Maybe the Bulldogs wanted to be top dogs, huh? And what better way than to take out the Heavyweight Champ?

Dynamite and Davey Boy enter the ring to cheers.



Davey Boy: Rubbish. As Kerry said, sneak attacks are your style. It sounds to me Arn like you’re worried me and Dynamite might be after those tag titles of yours and you’re pointing the finger ‘cos you’re scared.

Dynamite: Yeah, if you and Blanchard want to fight me and my cousin then we've got no issue with that. Let’s do this.

(the crowd cheer and all the men begin to argue and jostle as Bischoff tries to maintain control)

Bischoff: Wait a minute…there’s one man we haven’t heard from.

The camera pans down to Rey Mysterio who’s standing out there on his own.

Bischoff: Well, Rey? Was it you? I recall you saying you wanted to face Austin.



Rey shakes his head and laughs. He enters the ring as the crowd cheers.

Rey: Listen, Eric. It’s true I said I wanted Stone Cold at Grapplemania. But I don’t take out people with sneak attacks. You know me long enough to know that.

Bischoff: Well what about that amigo of yours, Rey? Sin Cara. He seemed pretty upset at the preview show.

Rey: Sin Cara is my friend, yes. I don’t believe he’s capable of that.

Bockwinkel: Maybe that’s what you want us to think.

Another brawl nearly kicks off as the men argue.

Bischoff: Enough! Enough! Damn it, we’re not getting anywhere. I've made up my mind - the show must go on. I will give Austin until the end of the night to show up. If he does not, the King of the Ring tournament will be for the vacant World Title because I will be forced to strip Stone Cold of the championship.

(fans boo)

Bischoff: Now we need to determine the brackets for the King of the Ring tournament. To show the world that I am a fair man I have brought in an impartial party from outside the company to conduct proceedings. He was a member of the 2015 Draft - until his company could no longer meet their two financial deadlines, that is - and he joins us now. Please welcome Mr. Lithium!

Up on the titantron we see Lithium and a bowl of 8 balls representing each participant.

Bischoff (smiling): Thank you for your assistance, Lithium. May I commiserate with you that IWF had to close its doors this year. I had hoped it would be BWA or WECWF but what can you do?

Lithium: That’s okay, Eric. Unlike WCW, IWF can still return next year.

(the crowd laugh at Bischoff)

Bischoff (no longer smiling): Let's get on with it, shall we?

Lithium: Certainly. First name out is…Rey Mysterio; and he will face…Nick Bockwinkel.

Both men look at each other and nod.

Lithium: Next name out…Tyler Breeze; and Tyler will battle…Kerry Von Erich.

Kerry pounds his first into his hand and smiles; Tyler's expression is hidden.

Lithium: Third bout is…British Bulldog; and he will take on…Tully Blanchard.

Blanchard shakes his head as Bulldog smiles.

Lithium: Which means…Dynamite Kid takes on Arn Anderson.

The crowd cheer as both men eyeball each other from across the ring.

Commentator #1: What great matches! That last one especially should be hellacious!

The draw further reveals that the winner of Q-F 1 faces the winners of Q-F 3; thus, the winners of Q-F 2 and Q-F 4 will meet in the other semi-final.

Full draw:

Q-F 1 Rey Mysterio vs Nick Bockwinkel
Q-F 2 Tyler Breeze vs Kerry Von Erich
Q-F 3 Davey Boy vs Tully Blanchard
Q-F 4 Arn Anderson vs Dynamite Kid

Bischoff thanks Lithium and tells the men to get ready for their matches. Rey and Bockwinkel are told not to go anywhere though because their match is next!


A match that goes twenty minutes and which proves an entertaining opener for the fans. The pattern of the match is Rey exploding into life in short bursts, only for Bockwinkel to continue cutting him off and grounding him down with his technical qualities.

Highlights of the match include Rey hitting a diving hurricanrana on Bockwinkel; and Bockwinkel catching Rey with a vicious dropkick as he comes off the turnbuckle.

Near the finish we see Sin Cara strolling down the aisle towards ringside.

Commentator #1: What’s he doing out here?
Commentator #2: He’s obviously here to cheer on his friend. If you had any, you’d understand that.

As Rey kicks Bockwinkel down face-first on to the ropes, it looks like Rey is going for the 619. Sin Cara then steps up on the apron and begins clapping.

Commentator #2: Aw what a great friend. Rooting for his buddy.
Commentator #1: Huh? Why is he on the ring apron?

Rey stops and holds out his arms. He's confused why Sin Cara is out here. From behind, Bockwinkel has recovered and spins Rey around. He kicks Rey in the gut and hits a piledriver. He makes the cover for the 1…2…3.

Winner and advancing to the semi-finals: Nick Bockwinkel


Bockwinkel celebrates as Rey picks himself up and continues to query Sin Cara as to why he’s out there. Sin Cara turns around and walks up the aisle. Is there a smirk beneath that mask of Sin Cara, the announcers wonder.



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Arn’s not happy that Kerry accused them of taking out Austin. ‘Someone should teach that Von Erich to keep his mouth shut’ says Tully. They stop speaking as someone enters. ‘Look’ says Tully, ‘it’s Tyler.’

Breeze enters still wearing his mask of glass. ‘Couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, gentlemen. As you know I’m facing a Von Erich later tonight. You also have matches. Perhaps we can help each other out tonight?'

Arn and Tully look at each other and give a nod. ‘Let’s hear what you got to say.’ The door closes on the viewer as the three men begin to discuss something behind the door.




'Okay big guy we’ll talk more next week.’ He puts the phone down. Lithium enters.

Lithium: I’m gonna shoot off.

Bischoff: Fine. We thank you for your assistance.

Lithium: No problem. Hell of a talent pool you’ve got here. Good sense of humour in these lads too.

Bischoff: Sense of humour? What do you mean?

Lithium: You know, the ribs they pull. I brought a load of cans of beer here with me. Some lovely stuff from back home in Ireland. Was gonna share it with the boys, but when I went back to my bag after doing the draw I found they were all gone. I mean, everything. And I brought a lot of cans with me.

Bischoff (whose face is looking very pale): All the beer was gone, you say? Are you sure you’re not just ribbing me right now?

Lithium smiles and walks off leaving Bischoff wondering if he was serious or not.

Saraya comes out accompanied by her daughter Paige, the MNG Women’s Champion. The match begins and the fans start chanting – but not for Saraya; for Paige.

Commentator #1: Looks to me like Saraya isn’t impressed that the fans are focusing on her daughter rather than her.
Commentator #2: Ah you’re imagining things.

Saraya gets very aggressive with the local woman and makes short work of her, forcing her to tap out with her single leg boston crab finisher, the Knightmare.

Winner: Sweet Saraya


Saraya after the match stands on the turnbuckle. The fans give a decent cheer. Paige then comes in and stands on the other turnbuckle. The fans pop huge.



Paige clambers down and goes to raise her mother’s hand but Saraya pulls away and heads out of the ring and up the aisle leaving Paige standing there looking perplexed.

Commentator #1: I’m telling you Saraya looks a bit under appreciated from what I can see.
Commentator #2: And I’m telling you you’re imagining things.

Rey storms in and asks what happened out there. He says this was his big chance to main event and Sin Cara just blew it for him. Sin Cara says nothing. Rey is getting annoyed. ‘Sin Cara, say something’ but Sin Cara pushes Rey away into the locker. He storms off as Rey looks on in shock.







Breeze for his entrance uses his original theme from NXT. He whips off the glass mask when the main beat kicks in. He films himself on the way to the ring.

Kerry’s entrance music hits but there is no sign of Von Erich. The ring announcer waits and then announces him again but there is still no sign of Von Erich. Breeze grabs the mic.

Breeze: Isn’t it obvious? Von Erich is afraid to face me. He knows he has met his match in me. I am not only a better wrestler than him, but I am much more beautiful than he is. Von Erich has shown the world what a jealous coward he is. Referee! Raise my arm and declare me the victor.

The referee reluctantly counts to ten and there is still no sign of Von Erich so he has no choice but to declare Tyler Breeze the winner by forfeit.

Winner and advancing to the semi-finals: Tyler Breeze

Commentator #2: Wow, how about that? Von Erich chickened out!

Commentator #1: Aw gimme a break. I’m not believing this. Something doesn’t smell right here.

We see an advertisement for last year’s Grapplemania 2014 DVD with behind the scenes snippets featuring the MNG owner shooting on the successful show.

MNG owner: Punk was an asshole to deal with. Same goes for Hogan. I wasn’t sure if the main event could work with those two egos and one having to lose. I had to shovel a sh*t load of money Hogan’s way just to get him to do the honours. Fans have no idea about the grief those guys gave me. Good riddance to the pair of ‘em. They’re someone else’s problem now.

Bischoff (on the phone): Okay, J.R. Keep trying to reach him. Thanks.

Bockwinkel: Eric, come quick. It’s Kerry.

Bischoff gets up and follows Bockwinkel out and down the hall and we see Kerry Von Erich in a pool of blood and getting helped by medics.

Bischoff: What happened?

Bockwinkel: Someone took him out. Could it have been the masked man, Eric? Is he here again? Or what if it was…you know who. I’m concerned about this unsafe working environment.

Bischoff: Nick, trust me, I don’t know who did this but we’ll get to the bottom of it. You’re a legend here and I assure you I’ll take care of you.

Davey Boy comes out accompanied by Dynamite and their dog Matilda. Blanchard follows accompanied by Arn. The announcers spot that the fists of the Brainbusters look cut up.

Commentator #1: I think we may know who was responsible for what happened to Von Erich.

The match is a great back and forth bout that goes about fifteen minutes. Blanchard dominates in the early going but Bulldog takes control in the latter stages.

Near the finish we see Davey Boy hit the running powerslam on Tully; Arn then stands on the apron looking to cause a distraction. Dynamite gives chase to Arn and the two begin brawling as the ref tries to stop them.

From down the ramp runs Tyler Breeze (without his mask) and he looks to hit Davey Boy. Matilda, though, scampers across the ring and spooks Tyler who leaves the ring screaming ‘not the face, not the face’. As Tully looks on in disbelief, Davey Boy gets back to his feet, counters a DDT attempt by Tully, and hits another running Powerslam for the 1…2…3.

Winner and advancing to the semi-finals: Davey Boy Smith

Dynamite enters the ring and raises Davey Boy’s hand as Arn and Tully throw a tantrum.







Davey Boy says that’s part one down and now it’s time for Dynamite to join him. Dynamite says the two of them can reach the final and guarantee a Bulldog is in the main event of Grapplemania.

Commentator #1: For all the rumours of disharmony within the Bulldogs, they look pretty united right now.
Commentator # 2: Victories heal all wounds.

Arn and Tully are backstage arguing with Tyler Breeze (now back wearing his mask). Breeze apologizes but says he didn’t count on the dog being there. He has to protect his gorgeous visage. Blanchard threatens to destroy his visage but Tyler promises to make amends in Arn’s match later with Dynamite.

Bischoff enters and then demands to know if they took out Kerry Von Erich? The three remain silent. Bischoff says they just moved to the top of the list of suspects for Austin’s masked attacker. Arn says that’s ridiculous but Bischoff says Arn and the rest can save it. Bischoff forbids any more interference tonight. Tyler shrugs his shoulders and says ‘pity, I guess you’re on your own now.’ He leaves as the Brainbusters look pissed off.



Dynamite enters first with a very happy Davey Boy, and Matilda. Dynamite grabs a mic and says since Bischoff just ensured no one will be out here with Arn, he doesn’t want anyone out here with him either. He asks Davey Boy to leave him to it. Davey Boy nods and leaves.

Arn came out and he and Dynamite began brawling. The opening minutes were a brawl around the ring which went up into the crowd and finally back inside the ring.

The match eventually settled into a wrestling contest but with major physicality throughout. After twenty minutes of top quality wrestling action the fans were chanting ‘this is awesome’.

Highlights included a vicious European uppercut exchange; and a whole raft of huge suplexes.

At about the thirty minute mark there is a ref bump when Dynamite is Irish whipped into the ref. At that point the lights go out. The lights come back on - but only in flashes, like lightning; we can just about make out a masked individual standing in the ring wearing dark clothes and a balaclava.



This figure is clearly HUGE. He is holding a steel chair.

Commentator #1: That must be him! The attacker who took out Austin. But why is he here?

The masked man points to the titantron and we see a clock which shows 3 hours; 16 minutes. He nods at the titantron and it begins counting down. The announcers ponder what is going on but as Arn and Dynamite look on confused, the lights switch out again. We then hear the sound of chair hitting skin.

Commentator #2: Listen to these chair shots!

When the lights come back on the masked figure is gone and both men are writhing in agony on the ground. The ref is beginning to stir in the background as Dynamite and Arn stagger to their feet. Arn moves towards the ropes and looks outside for the masked figure; behind him a groggy Dynamite hits a backslide and gets him for the 1…2…3.

Winner and advancing to the semi-finals: Dynamite Kid

King of the Ring semi-final line-up for next week:

Nick Bockwinkel vs Davey Boy Smith
Tyler Breeze vs Dynamite Kid

The announcers ponder what the hell is going on and what this timer counting down means when it vanishes off the tron. Arn is fuming in the ring, and he and Dynamite nearly get into another brawl.


In Bischoff’s room backstage there is pandemonium as several wrestlers and agents are panicking about what just happened. Tully Blanchard and Davey Boy are in there bemoaning what happened to Arn and Dynamite.

Bischoff says they all have to leave. He’s giving everyone the night off and security will escort all stars out of the building if they so wish. A lackey runs in and says ‘your guest has arrived’. Bischoff nods and says to the lackey to let on to the guest that everything is alright or else there will be trouble.





Bischoff comes out wearing his sheriff hat and carrying the MNG World Title; he is smiling and trying to look calm but the announcers note he looks stressed.

Bischoff: First off let me say that the intruder appears to have disappeared. We have scoured under the ring and all backstage and have found nothing. My investigation will get to the bottom of this I assure you all. Now back to the business at hand.

Stone Cold Steve Austin…(fans cheer)…if you are intent on representing this company going forward as champion, then it’s time for you to show yourself.

There is no sign of Stone Cold.

Bischoff: Austin!

Again, there is nothing.

Bischoff: I guess I am left with no choice but to strip Stone Cold Steve Austin of the heavyweight championship.

(fans scream Noooooo and begin booing)

Bischoff: I will instruct my legal team to send the necessary paperwork to Austin’s Broken Skull Ranch.

(The fans boo loudly and chant ‘we want Austin’)

Bischoff: I know you do. So do I. But Austin has made his choice. I will nevertheless do all I can to find the culprit who took out Austin as a courtesy to our cham-I mean former champion. Don’t think however that I am going to let all you fans down on my first show. Remember that time Austin no-showed on Raw and the WWE replaced him with The Rock?

Well…anything the WWE can do, Eric Bischoff can do even better. Give it up for a huge, global superstar….

Fans begin to stand up.

The one, the only…Kim Kardashian!

Commentator #1: Aw for goodness sake. This is his replacement?
Commentator #2: What? She is a global star.

The Drunk in Love remix by Kanye West fills the arena and fans boo as Kim saunters down the aisle in a sharp business suit, waving to the crowd as if she were a Royal.

Commentator #2: Kim saluting our fans like an American queen!
Commentator #1: And our fans responding with a one-fingered salute.

Kim Kardashian: Thank you, Eric. It’s an honour for me this year to be associated with Monday Night Grabbing.

Bischoff: Grappling.

Kardashian: Uh, Grappling yes.

(Fans boo louder)

Karashian: I can’t wait to be at Grapplemania and I will work hard to promote the event worldwide.

Bischoff: Great stuff, Kim. You are a true treasure. Weren’t you once on Dancing With The Stars, Kim? Well how about you and I celebrate our business arrangement with a dance right here, right now?

(Fans scream Noooooo and begin booing)

Kardashian: Sure, Eric. That sounds wonderful. Hit some great music!

The song ‘Bound 2’ booms around the arena and the video plays on the titantron.

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Note - The song is NSFW. And it's shit.

Request for readers to enhance the experience

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Commentator#1: Wait a minute! It’s Stone Cold! Stone Cold is here!

The noise is deafening as Stone Cold drives into the arena and he has a mean look on his face as he exits his vehicle and marches down the aisle. He gets in the ring and raises his arms aloft on all four turnbuckles. He then grabs a microphone and gets face to face with Bischoff.

Stone Cold: I think you have something that belongs to me.

(Fans cheer as Austin slowly takes the title from off Bischoff’s shoulder and drapes it over his own)

Stone Cold: You can forget about sending me any of your paperwork, Eric. Stone Cold Steve Austin is the Monday Night Grappling World Champion, and that’s all I got to say about that.

(Fans cheer)

Stone Cold: Now let’s deal with the business of the sorry son of a bitch who tried to take my ass out last week. Now Stone Cold Steve Austin has no problem with anyone wanting to whoop my ass. Hell, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again if you ain’t in this business to be the World Champion, then hell son, ya better get the hell out.

But the fact that every sumbitch back there knows I’ve had issues with my neck, and the fact that the sick bastard who did this deliberately targeted my neck, and did it with a sneak attack from behind like a damn coward, that Eric means the piece of trash who attacked me just signed his death warrant!

Now that brings me to you Eric. I thought Mick Foley’s investigation into who ran my ass down was bad, but the fact that the sorry piece of trash who assaulted me is not only out there but still showed up tonight on your show tells me you ain’t worth a damn as an investigator or a GM.

(fans cheer)

Stone Cold: This masked man wants to play mind games with Stone Cold and show a 3:16 countdown timer? Well that’s fine, but I promise the world I will open up the biggest can of whoop-ass on that jackass and make him rue the day he crossed the toughest son of a bitch in this business.

Now as far as you go, Eric, how do I know your slimy little ass ain’t involved in this somehow?

Bischoff: Listen Steve-

Stone Cold: Shut up!

(fans cheer)

Stone Cold: You’re out here with that little stupid cowboy hat on calling yourself a Sheriff? Is that supposed to impress me? What? Is that supposed to make you look like some sort of big shot? What? I think you’re pathetic. What? I said I think you’re PATHETIC.

(Fans cheer as Bischoff looks like he may soil himself)

Stone Cold: The mood I’m in son, I’m about ready to tear through every single sumbitch back there if that’s what it takes. Do you understand me? And that includes you, Eric.

(Fans cheer louder)

Bischoff: Austin…maybe you haven’t read my contract but there is a clause I specifically asked for. It stipulates that you cannot, repeat, cannot touch me unless there has been prior provocation. If you attack me without just cause then I can, and will, strip you of the title, Austin.
Now I am doing my best to find the culprit, trust me on that. I-

(Suddenly Kim Kardashian grabs the mic out of Eric’s hand)

Kardashian: Let me handle this, Eric. Now listen here Mr. Cold Stone or whatever your name is.

Commentator #2: Kim, what are you doing?!
Commentator #1: Oh my God. Bischoff’s face has gone as white as a sheet.

Kardashian: I’m really sorry that someone injured you and stuff but here’s the thing - you’re kind of acting like a f*cking asshole.

(Fans are jumping up and down and laughing. They sense Kim is digging a big hole for herself. Bischoff has his hands on his head. Stone Cold smiles and begins rubbing the back of his head)

Stone Cold: Let me ask you something, Kim– did you attack Stone Cold Steve Austin?

Kardashian: What? Don’t be ridiculous. I wasn’t even there at the time.

Stone Cold: So you say. But hell darling the last time I got taken out of action backstage it was by someone with a great big fat ass so maybe history’s repeating itself!

(Kim then slaps Austin hard across the face. Fans are really jumping up on their feet now. Bischoff is shaking his head from side to side)

Bischoff: Austin, please. She doesn’t know what she’s doing. I assured her representatives I’d protect her. Please…

(Fans are chanting for Austin as he remains motionless. He raises the mic to his lips)

Stone Cold: Would you call that ‘prior provocation’, Eric?

(fans cheer, as Austin turns to them)

Stone Cold: If you think Kim Kardashian just provoked Stone Cold Steve Austin, gimme a hell yeah.

Fans: Hell yeah!

Stone Cold: I wish you hadn’t done that Kim. But then again, I’m kinda glad you did…



Stone Cold connects with the Stone Cold Stunner on Kim Kardashian as the fans come unglued. Bischoff collapses to his knees in despair.

Commentator #2: What has he done?! What have you done, Austin?! Bischoff’s gonna face a major lawsuit over this!
Commentator #1: Oh my God! Not even I can defend this! This is a stunner that’s going to send shockwaves right around the world!

Austin picks up the mic.

Austin: I told you, Eric. I will run through every single, sorry sumbitch back there if I have to in order to find out who attacked me because in the court of Stone Cold Steve Austin, you are guilty until proven innocent.

And let everyone on the roster know…there is a war machine rolling into Monday Night Grappling next week…and its name is Stone Cold Steve Austin…and that’s the bottom line, ‘cos Stone Cold said so!

Commentator #1: Oh my God! Not just the masked attacker, but the entire roster, has been put on notice by Stone Cold! We’ve got an angry rattlesnake heading our way next week and I don’t know if anyone or anywhere will be safe!

Tune in next week to find out the results of the King of the Ring tournament and to see what Austin has in store! Goodnight everybody!

The credits roll.

We have rounded up the latest news regarding the return of USCW to our screens. Spoilers ahead so don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Extract from the USCW monthly magazine.

Introduction

USCW is back for its second year in a row and aims to deliver after a poor first year. Its flagship show Monday Night Adrenaline will continue on the RAF network but that’s the only thing in common with last year. The landscape of the USCW universe has changed quite a bit from this time last year with the roster being totally unrecognizable. Not one member of last year’s roster has survived and below you can view our new roster. The World Heavyweight Championship is now vacant after we could not come to terms with The Miz, who headed for pastures new. A look at our new roster will spring quite the few surprises.

Chairman and Co-Owner: Raf32

After a poor first year, Raf32 was desperate to turn around his failing company and so he turned to someone he despises, John Laurinaitis. Raf32 awarded Johnny a 20% stake in the company after Laurinaitis knew he was desperate and in a weak bargaining position. After some success, the company went public with Laurinaitis quietly buying up shares to raise his total controlling percentage. The crowd have felt sympathy for the creator of this product, who has not been seen since Laurinaitis acquired half his company.

General Manager and now Co-Owner: John Laurinaitis



John is the man charged with taking this company to the top of the Professional Wrestling Industry. John has advocated his People Power idea and guarantees that when it’s all said and done, Adrenaline will top the rankings. The company has performed strongly since his arrival, with USCW really becoming a strong household name in the industry. Generally seen as a heel, Johnny holds no particular favoritism for any superstar outside his henchmen, The Twin Towers. However Laurinaitis has been secretly plotting behind Raf32’s back and now owns 50% of the company after the company went public last year. He has promised to offer Raf32 a quick resolution to his ownership problem at this Monday night’s Adrenaline show.

The Twin Towers: Big Bossman and Akeem



They have been teaming together for the last year and are the current Tag Team Champions. Also offer protection to General Manager John Laurinaitis and are predominately seen as heels after been awarded the Tag Titles from the GM without having to compete for them.

The Long Island Broski’s: Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins



The team reunited last summer and have gained serious momentum and are extremely over with the fans. Have yet to get a title shot at the Twin Towers with the champs seen to continually duck their challenge. These internet darlings got over with the USCW audience with a series of YouTube videos boosting their profile and highlighting how they have become lower carders. Are predominately seen as the #1 contenders to the Twin Towers.

The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart:



The self-proclaimed greatest manager in the world, Hart has recently joined the USCW expressing his desire to take someone to the top of the mountain. His new client (s) has yet to be announced but Hart has hinted he will not exclusively work for one person. At recent house shows Hart with his famous megaphone in toe has angered home town fans of whatever city he seems to find himself in by trash talking the audiences.

The Bella Twins: Nikki and Brie Bella



Nikki is the current Women’s Champion, while her sister Brie has offered her support in her corner. They have used twin magic on more than one occasion to keep the title in the Bella family and now are the only two wrestling females on the roster. Again they are predominately heel characters although Brie has received the odd cheer. Can be seen to hang out with Rick Rude on occasion.

Ryback



Ryback is a massive fan favourite and his current winning streak stands at 172, one short of the legendary Bill Goldberg. Ryback receives the odd Goldberg chant here and there but has taken it all in his stride. Not to be forgotten, Ryback is the current holder of the Hardcore title.

Cody Hall



Cody has recently joined the USCW, competing so far in low profile matches. Cody has put on impressive displays but has still yet to receive a push from upper management. He has also promised big things are yet to come and to watch this space.

King Kong Bundy



Bundy has been crushing opponents since his arrival in USCW in short squash matches. However after the bell, he has continued to beat down on opponents, firmly establishing himself as one of the top heels in the company. He has demanded he be handed a title shot and seems like it will not be long until his wish is granted.

The Mega Plowers: Val Venis and Buff Bagwell





Yes you read that tag team name correctly! Joining together two weeks ago, this team has got seriously over as a baby face tag team and seem to be particularly over with the female audience members. It can’t be too long until their in line for a title shot against The Twin Towers.

Joe Henning



After a series of unfortunate attempts of showmanship, Joe has gained the nickname Mr Imperfect. Seen as a comedy act, Joe has displayed his anger at this suggestion and has promised something big will happen in the near future.

Rick Rude



Rude is the US Champion and a strong heel. On occasion he has clashed with the Mega Plowers and has made consistent attempts to woo the Ladies locker room. Rude be seen around both Bella’s from time to time. There is no #1 contender to his title at the moment so look for that to change soon.

Goldberg



Bill Goldberg has just signed for the USCW and will make his debut this Monday. It is thought he thinks quite highly of Ryback but has declined to comment on all streak related questions. Will Goldberg want to stop his streak being beat or will be involved somewhere else?

The Mega Powers: Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage



Just announced this morning is the signings of The Mega Powers. Individually each man ranks in the top 5 wrestlers of all time and will offer the star power that USCW failed to possess last year. Both men are expected to be strong faces and immediately go into the vacant World Heavyweight Title picture. It has yet to be seen whether they will team once again or go their own separate ways. Expect a red hot debut for both men on Monday.

More signings are expected and we here at USCW Magazine will have all the signings and information available to you as we have them.

We also have an exclusive from Mave Deltzer which states the likely destination of the World title. Look away now if you don’t want this ruined.

Extract from Mave Deltzer
I’m hearing from insiders within the USCW that the top brass are very keen on giving the Macho Man a run with the title. It is thought that on this Monday nights Adrenaline that Savage will begin the start of a mega push. No word on how this news will fare for his former tag partner Hulk Hogan who surely will be unhappy coming to USCW as the #2 guy. It’s unknown whether this will lead to a heel turn for Savage but I can see it being a likely and logical direction for the USCW to go in. As always plans are subject to change, but this rumour doesn’t look like its going away anytime soon!

We at WrestleSpoilerz also have an exclusive of our own. Our reporter Phil Cabe recently caught up with the new Co-owner of USCW John Laurainitis.

In the current storyline on USCW, Laurainitis has bought 50% of RAF32’s company. However there have been unconfirmed rumours that RAf32 is indeed trying to move on to pastures new and away from the professional wrestling industry. I suppose we will see storyline wise as well as in real life if RAF32 will part with his company. Funnily enough Mr Laurinaitis refused to comment on this rumour but has promised us “one more massive signing”. We at WrestleSpoilerz look forward to whoever this massive signing will be for the resurgent product that is USCW.

As always make sure you tune in on Monday night at 8/7 C to catch Adrenaline for all the latest going ons in the USCW including debuts for Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage and Goldberg, only available on the RAF network. As always we at WrestleSpoilerz will keep you all fully updated on any rumours as well as provide unrivaled coverage of the #1 company in the professional wrestling industry.

Tonight on Beyond Chaos :

Who will become the new Beyond Chaos Heavyweight Champion as 10 men compete in a Championship Rumble Match to claim the gold?
Will Vince McMahon show up and what does his investment mean for Beyond Chaos and Jeff Jarrett.

The cameras are rolling live in Nashville, Tennessee as Monday Night Chaos opens on a hot crowd.


Commentator 1 : Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the re-debut of Monday Night Chaos. The question on everyone’s lips is what’s going to happen tonight? For those who have been living under a rock for the past few weeks, Vince McMahon ....YES THE VINCE MCMAHON, has come in and invested his money into our beloved company and that is how you are able to enjoy the show tonight.

Commentator 2: I for one wish to welcome Vince to our Beyond Chaos family with open arms!

Commentator 1 : Well Jeff Jarrett is still owner as far as we know and we can confirm that Vince McMahon isn’t in the building and its not known if he will even show up. What we can tell you is that Jeff Jarrett is here and is running the show. He has announced a Championship Rumble to crown a new Beyond Chaos Heavyweight Champion and a lot of great talent are involved in that match.

The Nashville crowd goes wild as Jeff Jarrett appears and addresses the fans in attendance.

Jeff Jarrett : Well, firstly welcome to the re-debut of Monday Night Chaos!

The fans cheer and break into a ‘Thank You Jarrett’ chant.

Jeff Jarrett : Well lets talk about the elephant in the room firstly and talk about the status of the company. It has been a hard year for me and Beyond Chaos fell on some pretty tough times. I personally worked so hard and everyone here put a lot of effort in to keep the company going. But things got worse and the light at the end of the tunnel was getting dimmer by the day. Beyond Chaos was indeed facing closure.

The fans boo at the thought of their beloved promotion going under.

Jeff Jarrett : So I sought out help to keep Beyond Chaos going. I asked friends and family for help and they did what they could but it wasn’t enough. I was desperate folks and I was running out of ideas. Then in a Hail Mary last ditch effort to secure financial backing, I swallowed my pride and asked a man who I hadn’t spoken to in years. I asked a man who I’ve had a stormy relationship to say the least and a man who most likely still held a grudge against me. See this man fired me live on TV, this man accused me of black mailing. This man hates my guts. But he is a man who could keep Beyond Chaos going. So I reached out to Vince McMahon!

The Nashville crowd are pro Jarrett and boo at the sound of Vince McMahons name.

Jeff Jarrett : I thought to myself that Vince has the money right, and he’s done business with Hogan, with Bischoff and others over the years who he had bad blood with, once it was good business and I knew Beyond Chaos could rise from the brink and be profitable again with the right financial backing. So I rang Vince up and we met and after long talks, he agreed to invest in Beyond Chaos!

The fans seem indifferent as they don’t fully believe Vince motives are above board.

Jeff Jarrett : Now people warned me off Vince and I know what you’re all thinking but I had no other option. He was our only option. In fairness to Vince, he has so far been a pleasure to work with. He paid off our debt, invested his cash and has left me running things here. Vince now owns 51% of this company and I own the remaining 49%. Hes happy to take a backseat and Im happy to be able to run it from here.

Commentator 2 : So does that mean Vince wont be here?

Commentator 1 : Im guessing so!

Jeff Jarrett : So with that in mind, heres whats happening tonight! In this very ring later, we have a Championship Rumble match to crown a new Beyond Chaos Heavyweight Champion. We now have the talent to crown a true champion and that happens tonight. The 10 wrestlers competing will be: Nigel McGuinness (bigger boo) Owen Hart ( huge boo)... Timothy Thatcher (silence as not many know the young rookie) Shannon Moore (slight cheer) Shane Helms (cheers) my good friends Abyss and Matt Morgan (decent cheers) Magnum TA (Big cheer) ...Jake Roberts (bigger cheer). And a surprise mystery entrant. He says that’s all later but lets start the show now!

Jarrett leaves and walks backstage. The Commentary team continue to speculate what’s in store for Beyond Chaos in relation to the Vince and Jarrett, as familiar theme music plays and the fans go wild as Jake The Snake Roberts appears to the fans who give him a standing ovation. The commentators touch on his drinking, drugs and marital problems from his past as Jake makes his entrance.

Jake grabs a mic and smiles as he appreciates the crowd who have great admiration for him.

Jake Roberts : Well its good to be back.

A ‘Lets Go Jake’ chant starts and Jake pauses for a moment taking it in.

Jake Roberts : Firstly Id like to say hi to my fans and my family in attendance...

The camera pans to the front row where we see Jakes 16 year old son, Aaron Roberts.

Jake Roberts : it has been a tough journey but I’ve made it through hell and back. I was so far down in the pits of hell that I used to stare at the devil himself in the eye. My addictions had a hold on me, stronger than any submission hold and I used to tap out every time. The domino effect of that was I lost my family, my friends and I truly was a huge bastard. The truth was that, the devil I used to stare in the eye was simply my own reflection staring back.

Jake looks to the sky as he continues.

Jake Roberts : But I found help, I found the light and I clawed my way back up that fiery canyon and said goodbye to the devil within me. Recovery was a long hard, treacherous road but I can say with my hand on my heart that I’ve made it back and I’m better than ever. I’m clean living, hard working and its made me a better person.

The fans begin to applaud Jake in a nice show of respect.

Jake Roberts : I’m in the best shape of my career and its time to be the man I should have been years ago. I should have been a Champion!

The fans cheer and agree.

Jake Roberts : I could have been a Champion but I pissed it all away. But not this time, his time I’m going to become the champion I know I can be. So by that I mean I’m throwing my name into the hat for the Championship Rumble later tonight (crowd pops) and I want one last shot at a Heavyweight Title run. Tonight I realize my potential and tonight I make my dream a reality!

Jake thanks the fans for their support, their help and their patients with him before being interrupted by The King of Harts, Owen Hart

Owen climbs in the ring and grabs a mic.

Owen Hart : Jesus Christ your pathetic. Look at you, pandering to these yokels, I’m about to puke if you keep spewing this inspirational nonsense. So you beat the bottle and your back, so what! You’re still not on my level Jake and you never will be. I’m in the Championship Rumble too and Tonight, the whole wrestling world will have no choice but to view Owen Hart as The Best There Is, The Best There Was and The Best there Ever Will Be!

This brings out Nigel McGuinness to a chorus of boo’s as hes just as unpopular as Hart. Nigel is out in his union jack attire and he’s clutching his IC title on his shoulder as he grabs a mic himself.

Nigel McGuinness : Woah, easy mate. Firstly you’re not the best, obviously I am, and secondly tonight is my night. Tonight I make history and become Beyond Chaos’s first duel champion and there is not a damn thing either of you can do about it!

Hes now interrupted himself as another music intro hits and out comes the tough son of a gun that is Magnum TA to a nice reaction.

Magnum TA : Everyone is wasting there time as its my time to shine tonight. And I’ll show no sympathy later when I’m dumping anyone I see over the top rope. But talk is cheap and I’m going to show each of you guys a preview.

Magnum rushes to the ring and all 4 men go at it. Its mayhem as all four men brawl but soon Magnum and Jake both throw McGuinness and Hart respectively and both turn around to face each other at the same time. Both men stare each other down and nod there heads in respect of each other as Hart and McGuinness lick there wounds on the outside as we go to our first ad break of many!

We are back and young cocky up starts, The New age Outlaws ,B.A. Billy Gunn and Road Dogg Jessie James are out and James berates the fans on his way out, calling them slacked jaw yokels and inbred hicks and the like. The Outlaws are out for their no1 one contender’s match for the tag team belts, held by the Midnight Express. Their opponents are out next and its The Hart Dynasty, Harry Smith and Tyson Kidd. Typically, Harry Smith is looking extremely focused while Tyson Kidd, fresh from his fame exposure as a result of Total Divas, is taking selfies with fans as they make their entrance much to the displeasure of Smith.

The New Age Outlaws (Billy Gunn and Road Dogg) vs The Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd and Harry Smith.)

Its a nice back and forth match at first but the outlaws eventually cut the ring in half and work over Kidd. Tyson soon enough catches a break and makes the hot tag to Smith. Harry smith cleans house and he and Kidd look like in total control but during the mayhem Kidd accidentally hits Smith, knocking him out with a mean spin kick to the jaw. The Outlaws capitalize by tossing Tyson out and Smith then gets double teamed and pinned for the 1...2...3

Winners : New Age Outlaws

The Outlaws scramble to the back pleased with their win while a dazed Smith is confronted by Kidd. Kidd blames Smith for the loss, saying he should follow his lead in the ring as he is the star of the team. Kidd then shoves Smith But Harry shoves Kidd back, knocking him down. Smith walks off leaving Tyson Kidd on his ass in the ring.

We are back folks and backstage the Outlaws are celebrating being overly loud and obnoxious when they are confronted by the tag team champs, The Midnight Express, Sweet Stan Lane and Beautiful Bobby Eaton.

Road Dogg : Whoa careful Billy, its the tag team “Gramps”.

Billy Gunn : Hold on now partner, are you sure? These look like a couple of old timers. These cant be the Tag Champs, they are just two golden oldies who escaped from the home. They probably don’t remember where they are? .

(Billy then begins talking louder and slower at the Midnight Express as if they are deaf playing off the fact that they are old veterans.)

Billy Gunn : DO...YOU...KNOW....WHERE...YOU.... ARE? ..... WOULD.....YOU.........LIKE... ME.... TO ....CALL ....YOUR.... GRANDSON.... TO... BRING... YOUR.... PILLS.... OVER?

Road Dogg : WOULD...YOU ....LIKE.....ME....TO....CHECK...THE ...OBITUARIES ....PAGE......IN....THE ....NEWSPAPER....TO .........SEE....IF....YOUR ....NAMES....ARE....IN ....IT? HAHAHAHA

Stan Lane takes no guff and slaps the taste out of Rodd Doggs mouth and a brawl ensues between the two teams. The refs come in to separate the two teams with the Tag Champs getting a slight advantage.

We then switch backstage to Harry Smith and up comes Tyson into the picture and pleads says we have to sort this out. Harry agrees and Tyson rejoices by saying great and says he understands and that he hopes Harry can improve and get on to the same level as him. Harry is shocked by Tysons unknowing arrogance and walks off with Tyson oblivious to how hes acting as we switch to ringside.

Beyond Chaos Intercontinental Champion Nigel McGuinness is back out and strolls to ringside.

He runs down the crowd and the other wrestlers in the back. He says hes out here with the Nigel McGuinness challenge! He says no one in the back can last 5 minutes with him in the ring and if any guy in the back can out last him for 5 minutes then he will give them a shot at his title at the New Dawn PPV. He calls on any man with half a grapefruit to come out so he can prove hes the best IC champ of all time.


ut comes a rookie from the back to challenge McGuinness. McGuinness questions his heart before slapping the youngster and the bell rings.


Nigel McGuiness vs Walt Shadow (Local worker)

Nigel wins in impressive fashion in 3:47, total dominating his opponent before trapping him in the London dungeon for the submission win.

Winner : Nigel McGuinness

Commentator 2 : My Boy Nigel looks like a million bucks, hes my pick to win the Championship Rumble later.

Nigel throws the local guy to the outside, over the top rope, before grabbing the mic and challenging another wrestler to try hang with him?
Out comes another local guy and Nigel asks him his name. The guy replies ‘ Brad Hunter’ and Nigel tells him its his funeral.

Nigel McGuinness vs Brad Hunter (local worker)

McGuinness slaps him around pretty easy before making him tap out with the London Dungeon in 1.24.

Winner : Nigel McGuinness

Commentator 2 : Wow he just beat two guys and hes in the Rumble later. What a talent!

Nigel tosses him to the outside and begins posing with the belt as we go to commercial.

We are backstage with good friends Abyss and Matt Morgan and both men talk up their chances of winning the Championship Rumble later on. They are then asked their feelings on the situation involving good long time friend Jeff Jarrett and Vince McMahon. Morgan says they have Jarretts back and trusts what he’s doing is best for the company as we switch to ringside.

We switch to another part of the locker room and we see Shannon Moore, whos recently gone through a whopping losing streak. (68-0 to be exact) Hes telling a reporter that his losing streak ends tonight. Shannon says he’s going to realize his dream. Shannon proclaims that tonight is his night and hes going to become a true winner by winning the Rumble. Shannon is overly pumped up as long time friend, Shane Helms, who is also in the Rumble, enters and wishes Moore luck.

Helms then remind him its everyman or himself in a friendly way. They fist bump as we go to an ad break.

The Beyond Chaos Championship Rumble. (Entrants 10 : Owen Hart, Magnum TA, Timothy Thatcher, Jake Roberts, Nigel McGuinness, Abyss, Matt Morgan, Shane Helms, Shannon Moore + Surprise entrant )


The ring announcer explains the rules (usual Royal rumble rules) to the crowd and the camera shows Jeff Jarrett whos holding the vacant Beyond Chaos Title. The Ring Announcer introduces entrant number 1 and its Jake Roberts...

Entrant 1 : Jake The snake Roberts

Jake draws number 1 and out comes Roberts to a great reaction. Roberts salutes the fans then waits on the next entrant.......

Ring Announcer : and Entrant Number 2.......

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The music of the one and only Shawn Michaels plays and out comes a huge surprise entrant.....HBK Shawn Michaels to an even bigger pop than Jake.

Commentator 1 : What? Is that ......Yes it is, Its the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels. Has he joined Beyond Chaos? What a surprise entry!

Commentator 2 : I’m guessing so! What a coup for Jeff Jarrett and Beyond Chaos!

Shawn does his usual entrance routine and slaps a few hands of fans before stepping into the ring. Jake Roberts looks in shock as Shawn poses to the crowd.

The music cuts and Shawn and Jake meet in the centre of the ring. Shawn extends his hand to Jake and Jake returns the favour. The crowd is hot as these two favourites lock up as both ‘HBK’ and ‘DDT’ chants can be heard.

Both men try to out wrestle each other, with nether one able to hold on to the upper hand. Both men are applauded by the fans as both men then trade rights and lefts as the buzzer goes for the arrival of Entrant number 3.

Entrant 3 : Nigel McGuiness
The IC Champ is out and is booed heavily by the crowd as he slides into action. Nigel clubs both men and hits two beautiful German suplexs on each man. With both men laid out the countdown begins for Entrant 4 ....

Entrant 4 : Timothy Thatcher!

New British superstar and relative big time rookie, Timothy Thatcher strolls out. He looks psyched as he enters and bravely attacks his fellow Brit viciously with a flurry of hard hitting kicks. Nigel dodges one of Thatchers kicks and begins to beats down Thatcher before trapping him in an armbar, with Jake and Shawn both catching their breath in opposite corners. McGuinness mocks Thatcher while in the move but Thatcher some how reverses it into an armbar of his own and what followed is some old school catch as catch can style reversals with both men trying to counter the other, finishing with Nigel nearly being tossed out by the youngster.

Commentator 1 : Thatcher almost caused a huge upset there!

Commentator 2 : No punk rookie will take Nigel out, hes my pick to win!

McGuinness recovers to his feet and walks towards Timothy and slaps him. Thatcher retaliates with right hands and Nigel is rocked. Nigel desperately goes of a clothesline but Thatcher ducks and dropkicks Nigel to over the top rope as entrant number 5 is signaled for arrival.

Eliminated : Nigel McGuinness

Entrant 5 : Owen Hart

Commentator 1 : McGuinness cant believe it. Hes been taken out by the rookie!

Owen Harts music hits and he stands at the entrance ramp as Nigel is going ballistic on the outside, smashing up the Spanish announce table. Thatcher turns his attention to Owen but Nigel slides back in, throwing Thatcher out from behind.

Eliminated : Timothy Thatcher

Owen arrives and watches as McGuinness follows Thatcher and goes postal on the young Brit by beating him to a bloody pulp with the ring bell. A few referees come out to break it up as Owen starts stomping on both Jake and Shawn who are still down. Owen is vicious in his strikes with a vicious spin kick on Jake and a massive Enziguri to the temple of HBK. Entrant 4 comes out.

Entrant 6 : Shane ‘Hurricane’ Helms

Out comes Helms and Owen gets right to work over him as he enters. Its back and fourth between these two and over in the opposite corner, Jake and Michaels recover and trade blows as entrant 5 comes out

Entrant 7 : Matt Morgan

Morgan gets right to work dominating all men with powerful clotheslines and hard elbows and comes close to eliminating Jake and Shawn, but both men hang on somehow. He hits Helms with a vicious Carbon Footprint, but before he can follow up, out comes Entrant 6

Entrant 8 : Abyss

Abyss comes out and goes at it with good friend Morgan as both men know its everyman for himself. Owen recovers and tosses Helms over but the monkey like reflexes of Helms keeps him in it. Jake comes close to elimination on number of occasions as well by Shawn Michaels but manages to hang on each time. Out next is entrant 9

Commentator 2 : Maybe its going to be Jakes night, no one can seem to eliminate him.

Entrant 9 : Magnum TA

Magnum TA storms to the ring to a great reaction and is a house of fire. He knocks down Owen and Helms with vicious lariats and nails HBK with a massive powerslam. Magnum then grabs Jake by the scruff and throws him over, but Jake hangs on and only one foot touches the floor. He then spots Morgan and Abyss battling near the ropes and double clothelines both men over the top rope!

Commentator 1 : Wow! Magnum TA is cleaning house, taking out both big men in one swoop.

Eliminated : Abyss

Eliminated : Matt Morgan

Magnum TA pumps up the crowd after that as entrant 10 comes out

Entrant 10 : Shannon Moore


Shannon Moore comes out and tries to psych him self up before entering. But it all ends in doom and gloom for the Moore because as soon as he enters he’s clotheslined over the top by Magnum TA, who looks unstoppable.

Eliminated : Shannon Moore

Magnum hypes up the crowd as Shannon is in disbelief at being eliminated so quickly and easily, as the commentary team speculate if Shannon broke a record for shortest time in a rumble. Shane Helms tries to capitalise Magnum TA being distracted by dealing with Shannon but Magnum telegraphs his attack and back body drops him over the top.

Eliminated : Shane Helms


We are down to the final 4 as Jake Roberts, Shawn Michaels, Magnum TA and Owen Hart all brawl, each one trying to gain supremacy.

Commentator 1 : Magnum has eliminated Morgan, Abyss, Helms and Shannon Moore. Hes my pick!

Commentator 2 : No, Shawn and Jake seem to be hanging in there, Ill go with Shawn myself.

In a great spot, Shawn is caught mid air by Magnum TA from a cross body attempted and dumped over the top rope impressively with a Fall Away slam but Michaels hangs on my grabbing the bottom rope and miraculously stays in. Magnum cant believe it, and while hes in disbelief, Owen hart comes for him with a clothesline. But Magnum ducks and back body drops Owen over to the floor.

Eliminated : Owen Hart

Owen is screaming in agony on the outside, as it appears hes badly hurt his leg on his way out. A referee at ringside signals X for a serious injury which alerts Magnum to look over the rope with concern for Owen. But this allows Jake to sneak up on Magnum and drops him with a DDT.

As Jake gets up, Shawn hits him with flying forearm and Jake drops to the mat. Shawn nips up to his feet and as Magnum rises to his feet, Shawn hits him with a Sweet Chin Music to knock him over the top rope! We are down to 2! Jake and Shawn.

Commentator 1 : Both these men started the rumble. One of them will be crown Champion!

Jake is up and he and Shawn trade blows similar to the start of the rumble. Fans begin chanting for both men, but the Jake chants are clearly louder. Shawn gets an advantage with a thumb to the eye and drops Jake with another flying forearm. Shawn climbs the ropes and hits marvellous flying elbow drop. Shawn begins to tune up ‘the band’ as Jake tries to use the ropes to get to his feet....

Commentator 1 : Shawn’s going to win if he hits this.

Shawn stamps his foot and goes for his super kick finisher but Jake ducks and kicks Shawn in the gut....DDT! DDT by Jake and Shawns head bounces off the mat. Shawn staggers to his feet and is clotheslined by Jake, over the top to the floor.


Winner and NEW BEYOND CHAOS CHAMPION....JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS!

Commentator 1 : Jakes done it! Jake has won the big one! Jake is Champion!

Jakes theme plays as Roberts drops to his knees and points to the sky as the referee raises his hand. Jake is over come with emotion as Jeff Jarrett comes into the ring and with the Beyond Chaos Heavyweight Title. Shawn recovers on the outside and looks up at Jake celebrating. Shawn rolls into the ring and snatches the title from Jarretts hands.

Commentator 1 : What the hell is Shawn Michaels up to here?

The music stops as Jarrett and Roberts stare at the seemingly jealous Shawn. Shawn stares at the title as if so say ‘this should be mine’ before looking at Jake and respectfully handing Jake the title and raises Roberts hand.

Commentator 1 : What a class act by Shawn, what a show of respect.

Shawn and Jeff applaud Jake, as the new Champion climbs the turn buckle to show off his new prize. Jarrett leaves as Roberts points to his grandson in the crowd as if to say this ones for you. Jake jumps down from the turnbuckle and BAM!....Shawn Michaels nails him with a Super Kick out of nowhere.

The crowd is in shock and begin to boo as Shawn coldly and uncharacteristically stands over the body of Jake Roberts. Shawn picks up the heavyweight Title and mouths that ‘it should have been me’. Jakes 16 year old son Aaron jumps the barrier and checks on his father. Aaron then confronts Shawn who says nothing and shows no emotion before hitting Aaron Roberts with a Super kick too!

Commentator 1 : What the hell has Shawn done! Hes assaulted our New Champion and his young son.

Shawn shows no emotion and drops the belt as the commentators speculate whats gotten into Shawn as we fade out!

Jerry: Hello and welcome to Monday night Adrenaline broadcasting live from Liverpool, England. We are three weeks away from WrestleCade. Let’s get back to last week where we saw one of the biggest double-crosses in our industry.

Mikey: Hollywood Hogan saw the light. Savage is the competition and he took him out. Smart move if you ask me.

Jerry: We now have Hulk Hogan via satellite, who is not here tonight.

“The Macho man is a piece of crap. When I hear people say how great the Macho Man is, it makes me sick. It’s the biggest joke I have ever heard. He couldn’t even keep his stinking marriage together. You should have stayed in my shadow Macho Man and you wouldn’t have got hurt”.

The crowd start to boo Hogan heavily now.

“Shut the hell up. You the USCW fans turned on me. I’m the reason all you people are here, I’m the one that made the wrestling business what it is today. There’s nobody in this business that’s a bigger icon than I am. I’m the biggest star past or present in the wrestling world today and there will never be a bigger star in this business than Hollywood Hogan. When I made a deal with John Laurinaitis and Jimmy Hart, I realised what I had to do. You got to take what you want; you got to pawn together for business reasons only. And you know what, times have changed. Macho Man, you have never pinned me and after WrestleCade you will never get the chance to again, brother. I’m gonna prove that you’re not even fit enough to carry my bags. Whatcha gonna do Macho Man when Hollywood Hogan destroys you?”

Commercial

Mikey: Strong but true words from our champ, Hollywood Hogan.
Jerry: He’s not here because he’s afraid of the Macho Man.

Mikey: Correct, he’s afraid what he might do to the Macho Man.

Jerry: Eh whatever you say pal. Now it’s time for history in the making. Ryback’s fight to tie Goldberg’s streak is next.

Mikey: That record along with that Hardcore title around his waist highlights the strong year Ryback has had here in USCW. Come on Ryback, you can do this.

Ryback enters the ring to a mixed reaction after his actions last week. It’s quite surreal as Ryback has always been a strong fan favourite here in USCW.

Mikey: Turncoat fans. They are gonna regret not backing my man Ryback!

Goldberg’s music hits. Ryback starts to look nervous as the fans go wild.

Mikey: Wow, to tie Goldberg’s record, Ryback is going to have to beat Goldberg himself.

Suddenly we realize it’s not Goldberg but a Goldberg impostor who stands at under 5 feet making his way out to the ring. Ryback begins to laugh. The fans get a BS chant going.

Mikey: Wow, I bet Ryback is quaking in his boots.

Jerry: This is wrong. This is the opponent Laurinaitis has picked. I agree with these fans.

Mikey: People Power. People Power. People Power!haha

Ryback dominates him from start to finish. As the referee begins to count to three, Ryback breaks the cover. He signals for a spear and hits the local wrestler with it. He then mocks Goldberg’s patented taunt. He picks up his opponent and hits a jackhammer.

Jerry: Wow, almost Goldberg like.

Mikey: Don’t compare this fine physical specimen to a chump like Bill Goldberg. You heard the man last week.

Ryback gets the pin fall and now ties the record. He celebrates in the ring when suddenly Goldberg’s music hits. He makes his way out to the ring while Ryback stands his ground chanting “Feed me more”.

Jerry: Business is about to pick up. What a confrontation we are going to have.

Just as Goldberg gets in the ring, Ryback exits to loud boos. Goldberg smiles at him and stares him out as Ryback makes his way backstage. The local wrestler tries to attack Goldberg from behind but Goldberg hits him with a massive spear. He picks him up and hits him with a Jackhammer as his music hits.



Jerry: Now that’s the real Bill Goldberg!!! I wonder when these two men will get to face off against each other.

Mikey: Should be a squash match. Ryback’s winning streak against Goldberg’s winless streak. I don’t think Ryback should waste his time with that chump.

Jerry: Looks like he wanted nothing to do with him there, the coward.

Commercial

Back in the arena and RAF32 is standing in the squared circle.

RAF32: “Hello all. Look, I have made plenty of mistakes since creating this company throughout the last two years. I held back the money so we couldn’t attract the biggest names. I made questionable decisions of holding on to wrestlers who just wanted to bleed the company dry. I even double-crossed a few. But none of that compares to my biggest mistake. And that’s trusting John Laurinaitis. Things were bad for this company, I will not lie. We were on the verge of pulling a WCW as they say. I needed a wrestling mind and so I hired one of the best in Laurinaitis. And in truth, what a job he has done. But now he is trying to steal my company. And you know what I have to say about that? Over my dead body. I accept your challenge Laurinaitis. And after WrestleCade, I will personally fire you. How about next week we enter every name of every member of the roster, backroom staff, commentary team, the janitor, everyone into a raffle. And we select at random who will represent our stakes”.

The crowd like this idea and get another yes chant going.

“I’ll let you ponder about that one. But I’m not just here for that. Last week, what happened Randy Savage was a travesty and I will not stand for it. So at WrestleCade, Hollywood Hogan will defend his title against Randy Savage. But that’s for the future, how about the present. Tonight Randy Savage will face the team of King Kong Bundy and... that slime ball Jimmy Hart."

The Crowd go nuts and get a Macho Man chant going now.

"Oh and one last thing. Hogan, this one is for you. You say you’re the biggest star in wrestling, and that may be true. But next week I have a match for you. Without this man, wrestling would never be what it is today. Without this man, there is no Hollywood Hogan. Next week Hogan, you got a match with…..Lou Thesz.”

That draws the biggest pop of the night as Raf32 makes his way to the back.

Jerry: The Mega Powers colliding at Wrestlecade for the title is a match years in the making. Savage gets an opportunity for revenge on Jimmy Hart tonight!

Mikey: Savage has never pinned Hogan so I don’t see that title going anywhere!

Jerry: And next week, we got two men from different eras. Perhaps the two men that define wrestling squaring off. I can’t wait.

Mikey: Me too partner, hopefully Hollywood goes easy on him!

Jerry: Hogan mightn't make it to WrestleCade by the time Thesz is through with him. Next up we got a match between Zack Ryder and Cody Hall.

Mikey: Cody Halls debut. I’m hyped up to see if this kid can go.

Curt Hawkins is in his tag partner’s corner. Ryder is doing very well when suddenly the ref is inadvertently hit. Out of nowhere Joe Henning attacks Hawkins from behind and sends him flying into the steel steps. He throws Hall a steel chair and Hall connects with Ryder’s head. The ref comes too and makes the three count. It’s a big but controversial win for Hall as he exits with Henning.

Mikey: A Henning and a Hall together again, I love it.

Jerry: Seems like they want them tag titles and have laid down a marker to the #1 contenders tonight.

Jimmy Hart is backstage holding a pair of wrestling shorts with our announcer Sarah Williams.

“Look at these. I’m going to have to wear these stupid silly looking tights. I’m a manager; I’m not a professional wrestler. You know what Randy Savage can do to me?”

King Kong Bundy enters.

“Jimmy, it’s going to be all ok. You won’t even have to get in the ring. I’m going to crush the Macho Man and end his time here in the USCW”.

The crowd boo as Jimmy Hart begins to laugh.

“Your right Bundy, but the Mouth of the South always comes prepared. I’d like to dedicate my victory to the greatest soccer manager to have ever lived….Sir Alex Ferguson”.

The crowd erupts in boos as Hart and Bundy exit.

Mikey: Never trust Hart, he’s the most conniving man in this industry. That’s why he has been so successful.

Commercial

RAF32 is walking backstage when he runs into Rick Rude who is checking himself out in the mirror.

Rick Rude: “Mr Raf32, I just wanted to wish you luck…..in your future endeavors. I can’t wait until Johnny is running this show full time”.

Raf32: “Rude you idiot. I have someone who is eager to meet you tonight”.

Rick Rude: “Your wife?”

Raf32: “Good one Rick but I was thinking more of the opposite sex. Watch your back champ!”

Rude looks on nervously as RAF32 exits.

Jerry: I wonder who Raf32 is talking about. The Mega Plowers vs The Tag Champs, The Twin Towers is next.

Mikey: Who cares about that jerk?

Buff Bagwell and Akeem start off the match which quickly turns in favour of the big man. After working with the Bossman to beat down Bagwell through quick tags, Akeem goes to hit a big splash but misses. Bagwell makes the tag to Val Venis who begins to unload on Akeem. Eventually Bossman gets in the ring but Venis knocks him to the outside. He goes up top to hit his finisher on Akeem when suddenly Rick Rude dressed in a robe comes out to distract him. Venis is asking him what the hell is going on when Akeem capitalizes and knocks him from the top rope to the canvas. Akeem hits the 747 splash and gets the victory.The tag team champs celebrate on their way tot he back as Rude hits Bagwell on the outside with his title belt.

Jerry: What the hell Rude? He is jealous of Buff Bagwell and Val Venis.

Mikey: Your kidding me? Rude is jealous of these two losers?

Rude picks up Venis and throws him out over the top rope. The US champ grabs a mic.

Rick Rude: “What Id like to have right now is for all you fat, out of shape sweat hogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off and show you what a real sexy man looks like. A real man, not like those two losers on the outside.”

Rude takes off his robe and poses for the crowd with his US title around his waist. Suddenly we hear someone’s music play.

Jerry: Its Pedro Morales. This must have been who Raf32 was talking about.

Mikey: He must want a closer view of a real man.

Morales comes running to the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. Rude starts to stomp away on him but Morales eventually gets the upper hand delivering a few punches. Rude goes to charge at him but is met by a dropkick from Morales. Rude rolls to the ouside leaving Morales in the ring with the US title. Morales picks it up and raises it above his head whilst pointing at Rude. Rude waves him off as he makes his way to the back.

Jerry: Looks like Morales wants a shot at Rude for the US title.

Mikey: Well Morales will just have to get in line like everyone else. Looks like its time for Bella vs Bella.

Both Bella’s make their way out separately, both looking as confused as each other. Brie gets a very good pop though which surprises quite a few. The bell rings as Nikki screams for her sister to lie down and take the loss. Brie looks unsure what to do as the crowd get a “Don’t do it” chant going. Nikki begins to get impatient but eventually Brie lies down on her back. Nikki smiles and goes to make the cover. As she does, Brie rolls her into a small package and picks up the victory. She quickly exits the ring as Nikki rages.



Jerry: We got a new champion!!

Mikey: Despicable move against her own sister.

Jerry: The same sister who expects her to live in her shadow? Good on Brie!

Mikey: She will pay for this though so enjoy your 15 seconds of fame Brie!

RAF32 is about to get into his limo when he bumps into John Laurinaitis.

John Laurinaitis: “Your on RAF, and may I take this opportunity to wish you the best of luck next week in the draw. May the best man win”.

He offers his hand with a stupid smile on his face. RAf32 ignores him and tells his driver to get him out of there. Laurinaitis looks on smiling to himself as the limo pulls off.



Jerry: Its set. Next week could very well shape up to define the future of this company.

Mikey: Please, please, please let it be me vs you at WrestleCade, I’ll kick your ass.

Jerry: Of course that could very well happen, as all employees are entered into the raffle. And now it’s time for our main event, Randy Savage vs Jimmy Hart and King Kong Bundy.

It basically turns out to be a one on one match going back and forth between Savage and Bundy. Savage again is brilliant from the start when suddenly Bundy gets a sly shot in on Savages right arm. Bundy begins to dissect the injury and works away on the arm with an arm bar. Savage eventually fights back and starts again to take control of this match. Savage unleashes a few suplexes and then connects with a big boot, knocking Bundy to the outside. He points at Hart and motions for him to enter the ring. Hart starts shaking his head but Savage drags him into the ring. Savage strikes Hart with a punch to the skull which goes down well with the home town fans. Suddenly a familiar song plays.



Jerry: Its Hogan, hes here. Boy oh boy, what a showdown this will be.

However there is no sign of Hogan on the entrance ramp. Suddenly from behind, Hogan dressed again in black, jumps the Macho Man. The ref calls for the bell and disqualifies Bundy and Hart. Bundy enters the ring and both men now beat down on Savage. However Savage begins to fight back delivering punches to each man.

Jerry: You have got to admire the heart of the Macho Man!

He floors both men as the crowd go wild. Jimmy Hart jumps on his back trying to stop the Macho Mans momentum. However Savage easily throws him off and then meets the oncoming Bundy with a clothesline. Just as he turns to face Hogan, he is met by a big boot to the face. Hogan then hits, not one, not two, but three leg drops on the fallen Macho Man. He then motions Hart to get a steel chair from outside the ring, which Hart duly obliges. He places the already injured right arm of Savage in it. He motions for Bundy to hit a splash on Savage.

Jerry: Don’t do it Bundy! Don’t do it!

Bundy proceeds and hits a splash on Savage. Hogan suggests that he should do it again as Bundy delivers another splash which will surely cause a serious injury to the right arm of the Macho Man.

Jerry: Enough already! Savages arm must be broken.

Mikey: I’d like to wish Randy well on his early retirement!haha Let this be a lesson for people not to mess with Hollywood Hogan, brother.

Hogan takes off his belt and starts to swing it around in the air.

Jerry: No Hogan!

He begins to beat the back of Savage with the belt, repeatedly for at least two minutes. The crowd are not one bit happy and begin to throw rubbish at the ring. Hogan points to the WrestleCade sign whilst raising his title belt over his head as Jimmy Hart grabs a mic.

Jerry: You have got to wonder about the condition of the Macho Man. That arm doesn't look too good.

Jimmy Hart on the mic : “Oh Yeah!!!!!”

The show ends with the trio of Hogan, Hart and Bundy standing triumphant in the centre of the ring as the Macho Man Randy Savage is loaded onto a stretcher by the medical team.

Next week on Adrenaline:
1. What will be the condition of the Macho Man?
2. Will Goldberg’s winless streak continues?
3. What has the team of Cody Hall and Mr Imperfect Joe Henning have in store for the rest of the tag division?
4. Has Pedro Morales inserted himself in the US title picture? Will the Mega Plowers seek revenge on Rude?
5. Two eras collide, Thesz vs Hogan, but who will come out on top?
6. Who will represent Raf32 and John Laurinaitis at WrestleCade? The future of the USCW will be defined next week.
7. Will we have any more shock debuts

All these questions and more will all be answered next Monday at 8/7 C on Monday Night Adrenaline, only available to the RAF network.

Breaking news on USCW network: We have found out here at USCW.com that the main event match of Wrestlecade between Hollywood Hogan and Randy Savage will be contested under a stipulation chosen by the people. Yes that’s right the top man in the professional wrestling industry, John Laurinaitis, has given the power back to the people. You can vote by using the USCW app and select your preference. Your choices are A) Steel Cage Match, Last Man Standing Match or C) Hell in a Cell. The result will be announced at next weeks show.

Ad following this news: A video package showing all John Laurinaitis' greatest wrestling achievements. The final image shows the iconic image of Ali standing over Liston, but with a slight alteration. Laurinaitis' face replaces Ali's, while Raf32's face can be found on where Listons should be. There is running commentary over the video. The commentary is as follows: "John Laurinaitis is truly the best wrestling mind in the professional wrestling industry today. It is said that all 19 other companies wanted to hire him but only one, the USCW, could meet his high standards. You can show your appreciation to our fantastic GM by using the #ThankYouJohnny hashtag. Get it trending people for the best boss in the industry today" The video closes with a little kid being asked who is his wrestling hero? The kid responds "John Laurinaitis of course, hes the coolest".***

*** This ad was brought to you solely by the USCW website and has not been altered, influenced or changed by any other individual.

The General Manager of the SWE, Gorilla Monsoon is standing in the ring alongside his assistant Pamela Anderson. The crowd are cheering and waiting for Gorilla to speak

“Welcome to the return of the SWE, Spongey Wrestling Entertainment is back in business. Mr Spongey has worked tirelessly to bring to you the finest professional wrestlers in the world to entertain you, the SWE universe. Mr Spongey has appointed myself, Gorilla Monsoon as GM and has given me a beautiful assistant, Pamela Anderson (the crowd give Pamela a lot of wolf whistles) to help run this show and indeed she will take charge of our very own Diva division.

Now to get down to business, you will be glad to hear that we have signed the legend, the King of Kings, Triple H and he will be here tonight (the crowd cheer loudly). We also have 2 championship belts to award. I have decided that the vacant SWE Heavyweight Championship will be decided at our marquee PPV Spongemania IV. As for the two who will do battle for the championship, the first participant will be decided by an over the top rope Battle Royal later on this evening. I will decide who the second participant will be next week. And for the SWE Interprovincial Championship we are going to have a match for that right now between two of the top cruiserweight talents from TNA so bring on down the participants and let’s get this show started.”

Christopher Daniels and Eric Young make their way down to the ring to compete for the SWE Interprovincial Championship. They shake hands before the bell rings in a mark of sportsmanship. The match starts with several holds being applied by both but all were countered successfully by their opponent. It’s an even contest until a slight mistake by Young allows Daniels to give Young a reverse STO plunging Young’s head into the mat. Daniels has control and follows it up with a sidewalk slam and a Death Valley Driver to try to get the pinfall but Young kicks out. Daniels tries to finish it with the Best Moonsault Ever but Young slides out of the way and Daniels comes down hard on the mat.

Young now has a chance to get some offense in of his own. He hits Daniels with an inverted Atomic Drop and follows it up with a missile dropkick from the top turnbuckle. He sees his chance to finish it off and sets Daniels up for the Spike Piledriver. Daniels escapes before the move could be executed and hits Young with the reverse STO and immediately applies the Koji Clutch to attempt to make Young tap out. Young is in pain and seems close to tapping out.

Suddenly, music blares out over the arena. It’s Sheamus and he runs out to the ring. He gives a Brogue kick to Daniels which leaves him flat on his back and then follows it up with a High Cross powerbomb. Young struggles to his feet but is immediately hit with a Brogue kick and a High Cross powerbomb. Young and Daniels are helpless and out of it in the ring. Sheamus, with his arms out wide, celebrates dominating the two wrestlers much to the dislike of the crowd.


Bobby Roode is being interviewed backstage alongside his valet, Layla. Layla is carrying an unopened bottle of champagne.

Q. What are your intentions now that you have joined the SWE? “I’ve conquered the stock markets and made millions, i’ve conquered TNA and achieved power and glory. Now its time to conquer the SWE and to do that i need to become SWE Heavyweight Champion. First step will be to win the battle royal later tonight to get into the title match at Spongemania and then once i am crowned SWE Heavyweight Champion we will celebrate by opening this expensive bottle of champagne.”

Tito Santana comes in, offers to shake Bobby Roode’s hand and welcome him to the SWE. Roode pushes Santana’s hand away. “Get your dirty Mexican hand away from me.” Layla hands Roode a handkerchief for Roode to wipe his hands and the two walk off in disgust. Santana is bemused by the reaction.



The Gangstas, New Jack and Mustafa Saed make their way down to the ring along with their enforcer junkyard Dog. They also have a black bag, undoubtedly filled with weapons. They are followed to the ring by The Usos, who stop on stage to perform their traditional war dance. This gets the crowd cheering for them.

The match starts at an uptempo pace which gives the upper hand to the Usos. After a flurry of offensive manoeuvres with both the Usos and the Gangstas in the ring, we are left with Jey Uso and New Jack. Jey flings New Jack into the corner and follows it up with a forearm smash. Jey flings New Jack into the opposite corner and as he is set to follow it up once again with a forearm smash, his foot is grabbed by Junkyard Dog. This distraction, which was not seen by the ref allows New Jack time to slide out of the ring and regroup with his partner.

New Jack gets back in the ring and circles Jey until Jey is close to Mustafa. Mustafa reaches out for Jey distracting him enough to allow New Jack to attack. The Gangstas have control and tag each other in and out while systematically beating down Jey Uso. Jey is laid out on the mat and Mustafa is on the top turnbuckle. He goes to give a diving headbutt but Jey manages to get out of the way. Mustafa is hurting and Jey is struggling to make his way over to his partner Jimmy. Jimmy is stomping the mat and getting the crowd louder, anything to help Jey get over to him. Mustafa is able to tag New Jack in but Jey is just about able to tag Jimmy in. Jimmy unleashes a flurry of offense on both New Jack and Mustafa. Jimmy gives New Jack a Samoan drop and follows it up with a superkick that sends New Jack outside of the ring. Jimmy turns his attention to Mustafa and is now joined by Jey who has recovered from his previous beating.

Mustafa Saed is being bombarded with double team hits from The Usos but somehow manages to slide out of the ring where Junkyard Dog is waiting for him. This allows Jey Uso to come off the ropes and launch himself over the top rope and on top of JYD and Saed to lay them out. Jey is pumped up and gets the crowd on their feet in excitement. New Jack manages to get himself back in the ring and goes to hit Jimmy Uso, who is still in the ring, from behind. Jimmy sees this and ducks out of the way and hits New Jack with a superkick which lays New Jack out on the mat. Jey Uso pops back up on the apron, takes the tag from Jimmy and promptly delivers a Samoan Splash to get the pinfall victory.



The GM, Gorilla Monsoon, knocks on Triple H’s door. Hunter answers it and Monsoon can hear music and girls laughing in the background. He can also smell alcohol and notices Triple H looking a bit weary.

Gorilla: Is everything ok? As you know the SWE has spent a lot of money and a first round draft pick to acquire your services. We are expecting big things from you and i hope you are ready for your match later tonight.

Triple H: Do you know who i am? I am the King of Kings, The Game, The Cerebral Assassin. I am always ready for whatever mediocre competition that’s out there. I’ll be out there later to show the world why i am the best.
Triple H slams the door shut. Gorilla Monsoon looks concerned.

AJ Styles comes down to the ring to address the crowd. He doesn’t care about the crowd’s reaction to him and doesn’t even acknowledge them. He grabs the mic

“What you see before you is the future of the SWE, the future of pro wrestling and the future of sports entertainment. Just look at me, i’ve got charisma (he grins at the crowd), i’ve got agility, power, technique, i’ve got it all and there is nobody past, present and future that can hold a candle to what i have got. You may be thinking that i’m all talk but soon you will see that my actions will back up everything i’ve said. Get ready for the Age of Styles.”

Styles drops the mic, poses for the crowd and laughs. The crowd don’t like it and jeer him.



Michelle McCool and Layla are in the ring and lock up as they hear the bell. The match starts off very technical with a lot of holds, reversals and attempted pinfalls. The referee, however, doesn’t count the pin attempts as there is no pinfall victory in this match, a winner is whoever can strip their opponent to their bra and panties. McCool and Layla remonstrate with the ref but he shrugs his shoulders as if there is nothing he can do. McCool and Layla are not happy with this and continue their “wrestling” match.

The assistant GM, Pamela Anderson, comes out to ringside, hops up on the apron and as Layla is pushed towards Anderson, she reaches out and rips off Layla’s top to leave her in her bra. Layla turns to Anderson to complain and McCool joins her. Anderson , however, pulls off McCool’s top too to leave her in her bra too. The crowd are loving this and Anderson subsequently pulls off her own top to leave her in her bra and make the crowd go crazy.

McCool and Layla don’t like what’s happening and both leave the ring and go back up the ramp out of the arena. The match is a no contest but Anderson gets in the ring and takes off her bottoms and that leaves her in just her bra and panties and takes the cheers from the crowd as she poses suggestively for them.



Christopher Daniels and Eric Young make their way into Gorilla Monsoon’s office to complain about what happened earlier that night. They are hurting from the brogue kicks they received from Sheamus and want a rematch set for the SWE Interprovincial Championship. Monsoon agrees and arranges the match to happen next week. Daniels and Young head away to prepare for the Battle Royal coming up.



The King of Kings, Triple H makes a spectacular entrance. The crowd go nuts for the marquee signing of the SWE. However people begin to notice that Triple H is staggering a bit as he gets to the ring, people are beginning to think he is still drunk but still cheer him on. Triple H gets into the ring, takes off his crown and the bell sounds for the start of the match.

The jobber runs at Triple H but is met by a kick to the gut and quickly followed up by a Pedigree. Triple H gets the win in a very short match. Triple H raises his hand but is met by muted applause. The crowd don’t know what to make of their star performer.



Michelle McCool & Layla both barge into the GM’s office to have a world with the assistant GM Pamela Anderson.

Michelle: “We are professionally trained wrestlers and want to compete in matches that showcase our athletic ability, not stupid Bras & Panties matches that are only there to titillate and give pervy guys a reason to touch themselves.”

Layla: “Yeah, we want the same types of matches as the men, we want to be treated equally.”

Pamela: “Listen, ladies. We all know that the only reason women are in wrestling is to provide glamour and to give the viewers at home a chance to go to the toilet during our shows. We are here to show your beautiful side and who better to show you than a woman who is lusted after by millions of men, me (she smiles). Now Michelle, you have great height but a little flat chested and you Layla, you’re well endowed but a little short. But together with my help we can make the two of you into the glamour of the SWE.”

One by one the 12 participants in the Battle Royal come down to the ring. AJ Styles, being one of the participants, also makes his way to the ring and hops on to the apron but then decides to back away and back out of the arena. The crowd are livid and are hurling abuse at him. The Battle Royal starts with 11 wrestlers competing for the title shot at Spongemania.

The match starts with New Jack and Mustafa Saed going straight for Jimmy and Jey Uso seeking retribution for their loss to the Usos earlier that evening. While the two pairs are brawling, the rest of the competitors attack the Gangstas enforcer, Junkyard Dog. He is unable to fend them all off and he is sent over the top rope and eliminated. New Jack and Mustafa Saed rush over to the rope to try to save Junkyard Dog but are too late. They are shocked and as they turn back to the other competitors they are each met with a drop kick from The Usos which sends them flying over the top rope and both New Jack and Mustafa Saed are eliminated. They are livid and screaming at The Usos as they are being ushered away from the ring.

Eric Young attacks Sheamus in an attempt at retribution at what happened earlier but he is still hurting and not effective in his attack. Eric Young comes off the ropes and runs at Sheamus but he just ducks and sends Eric Young over the top rope and he is eliminated. Jeff Hardy is locked up with Tito Santana and the two are trying to force the other over the top rope. Christopher Daniels sees this and lifts both of them over the top rope but both Santana and Hardy land on the apron and therefore not eliminated. Daniels tries to finish the job but misses Hardy and is then met by a forearm smash from Santana. This allows Hardy and Santana enough time to get back in the ring but as soon as Santana gets back in he is met by a clothesline from Bobby Roode which sends him over the top rope and he is eliminated. Roode is laughing at Santana as he is being ushered back up the ramp by the officials.

Jeff Hardy is tussling with Christopher Daniels after Daniels tried to eliminate him earlier. Hardy gets the upperhand and gives Daniels a Twist of Fate. Hardy tries to lift Daniels over the top rope but Daniels clings on. Jey Uso joins Hardy in trying to eliminate Daniels and between the two of them they have Daniels over the top rope but not on the floor. However, out of nowhere, Sheamus comes over and lifts Jey over the top ropes and eliminates him. Jimmy is shocked that his brother is eliminated and immediately attacks Sheamus. Meanwhile, Daniels is stillon the apron hanging on and just about to get himself back in the ring when Hardy hits him with a drop kick that sends Daniels on to the ground and he is eliminated.

Jimmy Uso surprises Sheamus with a superkick which sends Sheamus hurtling back into the corner. Jimmy sees his chance and with his feet on the second rope launches hit after hit onto Sheamus with the crowd counting up to ten along with him. Just as Jimmy is about to hit number 10, Sheamus pushes Jimmy away and to the middle of the ring. Jimmy turns to face Sheamus again but is hit with a Brogue kick from Sheamus. Jimmy Uso is out of it and all Sheamus has to do is lift him up and throw him over the top rope. Jimmy Uso is eliminated.

There are now three competitors left in the ring. Sheamus is recuperating in the corner after eliminating Jimmy Uso. Bobby Roode & Jeff Hardy are grappling trying to throw each other out of the ring. Sheamus goes to over to them and throws both competitors over the top rope and turns away to celebrate. Bobby Roode falls to the ground but Jeff Hardy grabs the top rope and his feet does not touch the ground. He manages to pull himself back into the ring but as he turns around to face Sheamus he is met by a brogue kick from Sheamus which sends him over the top rope and onto the ground. Sheamus celebrates winning the Battle Royal and will compete for the SWE Championship at Spongemania VI

Jerry: Hello everyone and welcome to USCW’s flagship show Monday Night Adrenaline broadcasting live from Chicago. Seems like we are starting with this draw.

Mikey: We will have a clearer picture of the faith of the USCW in ten minutes or so.

Jerry: Of course everyone is eligible, so it’s really just about luck at this stage. What’s the biggest mismatch Mikey?

Mikey: Me vs you pal. I’d really like to see Ryback defend Mr Laurinaitis stake. He has never lost here in the USCW so you can’t get a surer bet than that.

There is a tumbler located in the centre of the ring. Randy Savages music plays and the fans go wild.



However, they are left disappointed when it turns out to be John Laurinaitis in a Macho Man t-shirt. He gets on the mic to a hostile reception.

“My name is Mr John Laurinaitis. I am the Co-Owner of USCW and the General Manager of Monday Night Adrenaline. I bet you all thought it was Savage. Well surprise, it’s not. For the main event match tonight between Hollywood Hogan and Lou Thesz, I have decided that there is a need for a special guest referee. The special ref is a man of integrity, someone with honour who is respected by all, who just so happens to be the General Manager of Monday Night Adrenaline, me John Laurinaitis. And now for the matter at hand. Things are going to change around here. First we had the Lou Thesz era, then we had the Hollywood Hogan era and after WrestleCade, we will have the era of Mr Excitement himself, John Laurinaitis."

He raises his arms in the air, smiling smugly as the crowd boo. He attempts to start a “People Power” chant but the crowd get a “You Suck” chant going instead. However he is cut off as Raf32’s music plays with the former sole owner of the USCW making his way to the ring.

RAF32: ”Lets get this draw started, I’ve had enough of listening to your verbal diarrhea and I’m sure the USCW universe agree. You have to be the most egotistical human being I have ever met”.

The fans get a “yes” chant going while Laurinaitis gets out a page. He then signs his name on it and hands it to Raf32.

John Laurinaitis: “Here’s an autograph for the kids. Mind that sheet; it’s going to be very valuable one day. You can tell your kids about the day where you shared this ring with the legend himself, John Laurinaitis. The man who single handily will revolutionize this industry.Great story for the grand kids too”.

This clearly angers Raf32 who crumbles up the sheet and throws it away.

Raf32: “Let’s get this show on the road. You’re up first John”.

Laurinaitis rolls around the tumbler and eventually grabs a ball out. He opens it slowly and again even slower when reading who he has got to represent him. He then begins to smile to himself.

“Wow, I guess my luck is in. Let me introduce to you all, the man representing People Power and you the USCW universe at WrestleCade……..King Kong Bundy”.

Bundy makes his way out to the ring with his manager Jimmy Hart. Johnny is all smiles as he shakes both Bundy’s and Harts hand.

Laurinaitis: “May I wish you the best of luck, you’re going to need it Raf”.
Raf32 walks towards the tumbler and after some time selects a ball.
Raf32: “Haha, this must be a joke. It can’t possibly be this guy”.
Laurinaitis: “Well who did you get? Jerry or Mikey? The Janitor?”
Raf32: Even worse. But it’s not bad news for me, its bad news for you John. Representing me at Wrestlecade is the man who revolutionized this business. Please welcome the greatest wrestler of all time…Lou Thesz.

Lou Thesz’s music plays and out he comes. He charges down to the ring and shoots in under the bottom rope. Bundy fails to connect with a clothesline after Thesz ducks. He comes flying back off the ropes and hits Bundy with a cross body. He gets a few kicks in and then clotheslines Bundy over the top rope. Bundy is extremely unhappy and goes to get back in the ring but Jimmy Hart manages to convince him otherwise.

Jimmy Hart using his megaphone: “I’m too smart for you boy. I’ll decide the time when Bundy crushes you. I can personally make you a promise Raf32 in front of all these halfwits fans. Bundy will win at WrestleCade and your gonna need to go job hunting boy. I suggest you make alternative plans because when Jimmy Hart guarantees something, I don’t do it lightly”.

Hart and Bundy storm off leaving Thesz in the ring with Raf32 and Laurinaitis.

Laurinaitis: “I’d like to wish the two of you the very best of luck. I guess I’ll be seeing you later on Lou, good luck with your match”.

He offers a handshake to Lou, which Thesz rejects.

Laurinaitis: “Oh and Raf, I was thinking that after WrestleCade, this company could do with a fresh start. I’m thinking of a name change. How does John Laurinaitis Championship Wrestling sound?”

This clearly angers Raf32. Raf32:“You SOB Laurinaitis. This is my company and if you think I’m gonna let you get your slimy hands on it, you have got another thing coming. Oh and one last thing John”.

Raf32 nails Laurinaitis with a solid left hook. The fans go wild as Laurinaitis makes his way to the back holding his jaw. Raf32 lifts Thesz arm above his head as we go to a break.

Commercial

Jerry: Wow, what a match we have set for WrestleCade. I can’t see past Thesz to be honest.

Mikey: You’re backing against Jimmy Hart? You’re more stupid than I thought. Bundy would crush Thesz alone. With Jimmy’s help, Thesz shouldn’t bother turning up. May i say, that cheap shot by Raf32 was pathetic.

Jerry: Whatever way you look at it, it’s sure to be a great matchup. I’ll pass you over now to our backstage announcer Sarah Williams, who has a very special guest.



Sarah Williams is standing backstage when Randy Savage comes into focus. The crowd go wild and get a “Macho Man” chant going.

Sarah Williams: Randy, after last week you must be hurting. That elbow doesn’t look too good.

Savage: I say I'm a million percent. That is better than a hundred percent! I’m the type of person that doesn’t talk negative, I stay positive. Yeah!

Sarah Williams: What did you make of the moment when Hollywood Hogan betrayed you a couple of weeks back and claimed the World Heavyweight Championship? Does it bother you knowing that you have never pinned the Hulkster? Some say you can’t beat him.

Savage: Nothing means nothing. Hulkamania is like a single grain of sand in the Sahara desert that is Nacho Madness. I am the cream of the crop, and the cream of the crop always rises to the top. There is nobody that does it better than the Macho Man Randy Savage. And at WrestleCade, Macho Madness is coming for you Hogan, Oh Yeah!

Sarah Williams: Whats your plan to beat Hogan at WrestleCade?
Savage: My plan is no plan. I am going to be a human torpedo and I’m going to zero in on you Hollywood Hogan. And as for that good for nothing Jimmy Hart, I got a message for you. What it is, is what it is. We got a date with destiny, if you can wait because I cant. Oh Yeah!”

The Macho Man storms off.

Jerry: Macho Man doesn’t sound too happy.

Mikey: He sounds demented. What a weirdo.

Jerry: Passionate would be a better word to use. And now we have our first match of the night. This is a #1 contenders match for the tag titles. It’s a triple threat tornado tag match between the teams of The Long Island Broskis, The Mega Plowers and Hall & Henning (H&H)

Henning makes his way out to the ring with Cody Hall, with a microphone. “I told you two weeks ago, I was going to make a statement and now I have. It’s time for Cody and I to step out from our fathers shadows. While their partnership was above average, ours will be the best ever.”

Cody Hall: "And we will start our legacy by winning the Tag Titles at WrestleCade, after we dispose of these two loser tag teams.”

The match starts off with a high tempo, with the LIB’s dominating early on. As the Mega Plowers and H&H try to take a breather on the outside, Ryder and Hawkins climb the turnbuckle and dive out on top of their opponents. Ryder tosses Bagwell back inside the ring. The fans are really feeling it as Ryder and Bagwell have a back and forth struggle inside the ring. Suddenly we notice the Tag Champs, The Twin Towers coming down to the ring. They take out both Hawkins and Venis on the outside of the ring. However the two competitors inside the ring are oblivious to their presence. Bossman gets in the ring and takes down Ryder, while Akeem drags Bagwell to the outside. Akeem hits a DDT on the outside, followed by a splash to Bagwell, while the Big Bossman hits The Bossman Slam on Ryder. Both men stand tall in the ring as Henning and Hall make their way to the back, having slyly avoided the champions. We have a no contest and the champs look very happy at that result.

Jerry: Damn Twin Towers, now we have no #1 contenders.

Mikey: They did the smart thing, if there is no #1 contenders, there is no title match at WrestleCade. Looks like the lads can take WrestleCade off and have a few beers instead.



We notice Brie Bella backstage with her newly won Women’s Title. The US champ Rick Rude approaches her.

“Congratulations Brie on last week. We could make quite the couple with all this gold around our waists. How about we get to know each other a little better over a drink and if you’re lucky, you might get your own special rude awakening?”.

Brie just looks at him disgusted and storms off.

Rude shouting down the hall:“Just remember Brie, I gave you first dibs on the Ravishing One!”

Jerry: Next up we have Goldberg vs the same local contestant from last week. Can he do better than Ryback did last week?

Mikey: The man can’t even buy a win. I wonder will we see Goldberg increase his losing streak to two?

Goldberg is putting on a clinic here after deliver a big boot to the local wrestler. Ryback comes out on stage and Goldberg motions for him to come to the ring. Ryback refuses so Goldberg leaves the ring and motions to Ryback to approach him. Ryback teases coming back and forth as Goldberg gets counted out. Goldberg chases after Ryback but after unsuccessfully trying to catch him comes back out to find the local wrestler celebrating. He gets back in the ring and hits him with a powerful spear. He then hits the jackhammer on his fallen opponent. While Goldberg panders to the crowd, Ryback comes from behind and hits him with a spear. He mocks Goldberg , sticking his tongue out. He picks Goldberg up and hits the jackhammer.

Ryback grabs a mic and points at the WrestleCade Sign: “Bill Goldberg, your next.”

Mikey: Wow, what a statement. Streak vs Streak at Wrestlecade. That is of course Rybacks undefeated streak against Bill Goldberg’s pathetic winless streak.

Jerry: Finally, Bill gets the match he wanted at WrestleCade. Goldberg is gonna be livid, I wouldn’t want to be Ryback right now.

Mikey: You mean the man that just kicked Bill Goldberg’s ass?

Jerry: After a cheapshot from behind partner. Something’s gotta give at WrestleCade. Can Goldberg stop Ryback from breaking his own impressive unbeaten streak set over a decade ago?



We see Nikki Bella backstage now, giving out about last week to a backstage crew member. Rick Rude approaches her.

“Hey Nikki, shame about last week. How about I give you a shoulder to cry on? Chin up, you’re probably the next best looking person here at USCW behind me, so things could be worse. What ya say about getting a closer look at my hotel room?"

Nikki slaps him and storms off as Rude looks puzzled.

Rick Rude: "Do I take that as a yes?"

Jerry: Rick Rude is not having a great time with the women tonight Mikey.

Mikey: My heart breaks for the poor guy.

Jerry: We will now get a closer look at Rude’s opponent at WrestleCade. Pedro Morales is up next.

Pedro Morales vs a local competitor is a very short match, with Morales dominating from start to finish. At the start of the match, the local competitor slaps Morales in the face. This causes Morales to snap and he hits him with an array of different moves. After hitting a Backbreaker, he locks in the Boston crab in the centre of the ring. His opponent has no choice but to tap out.

Jerry: Quite the impressive debut for Morales.

Mikey: Got to agree, albeit it against a jobber.

Out of nowhere, Rude blindsides Morales and hits in with the title belt across the head. Morales seems to be knocked clean out.

Mikey: We saw the two sides to Rude tonight and I gotta say I prefer this one.

Rick Rude: “Well this has got to be the ugliest audience I have ever seen. You women are disgusting. There’s gonna be no Rude Awakening for any of you dogs tonight. Is this an arena or is it the world’s biggest dog pound? Im getting out of here before I catch something.”

Rude exits as Morales seems to be coming to.

Jerry: Disgusting attitude by Rude.

Mikey: Nah, a few here should be on leashes!haha dog pound, I love it!

Raf32 is walking backstage when he runs into the celebrating Tag Champs.

Raf32: “You think your smart guys ya? No one to challenge for your titles ya? Well your correct, no one team will get a shot at yeer titles. Instead I’m booking yeer defence at WrestleCade against a trio of teams. The Long Island Broski’s, H&H and The Mega Plowers will all get a shot at yee in a fatal four way tag team match. Now, get the hell out of my face.”

The tag champs look pissed as they exit. John Laurinaitis comes over to Raf32.

Raf32: “And another thing John, if you’re thinking of screwing Lou Thesz tonight, you got another thing coming. I’ll be out there at ring side to stop any of your stupid shenanigans”.

John Laurinaitis: “Well, I’m afraid you’re going to be left disappointed so”.

About 10 cops build a circle around RAF32. The head cop talks. “Raf32, I’m arresting you for assault. You do not have to say anything…”

John Laurinaitis: “That’s right, that good for nothing assaulted me on my own property. Take him away boys”.

Raf32 just smiles at Laurinaitis as the cops march him away.
Jerry: That dastardly good for nothing. Thesz is screwed.

Mikey: Well maybe Raf32 shouldn’t have put his hands on Mr Laurinaitis so. Lou Thesz is a big boy, he can handle himself.

We see Joe Henning and Cody Hall in a bowling alley just beside the arena. Henning has nearly put up the perfect game. He has 11 strikes and is about to go for his 12th.

Henning: “Cody, get me that blindfold. Im about to prove how easy a perfect game really is”.

Hall ties it around Henning’s head, so Henning’s vision is obstructed.

Henning: And now Ladies and Gentlemen, you will witness a PERFECT game. He takes his time, getting a feel for the bowling ball. When he does throw it, it’s going straight for the centre of the pins. However it spins away and goes down the gutter. Henning takes the blindfold off.

Henning” Are you kidding me? What the hell man?

Hall putting his hand over the camera: “Shut that damn camera off now. What a fluke, you got it the other 15 times man”.

Jerry: Haha Mr Imperfect strikes again, what a guy.

Mikey: You try to throw a perfect game dumbass, incredibly hard feat.

Jerry: Well perhaps if he wasn’t so arrogant, he would have got it.

Commercial

Jerry: I’m hearing next week, Brie Bella and Nikki Bella will both be guests on a show presented by Rick Rude called “Ricks Rude Awakening”.

Mikey: Bound to be fireworks there.

Jerry: Agreed, the Bella's have a few things to sort out.And now it’s time for our main event. But first the results of the USCW poll to decide the stipulation for the main event at WrestleCade.

The results appear on the titantron.
A) Cage Match 41%
Last Man Standing Match 26%
C) Hell in a Cell 33%

Jerry: There you have it folks. The main event of WrestleCade 2 will be decided in side a steel cage match.

Mikey: Suits that loser Savage perfect so as he doesn’t have to pin a man he has never pinned.

Jerry: You know as well as me partner that Savage will want to win this match by pin fall. He will want to eliminate any doubt.



John Laurinaitis makes his way out to the ring in his referee shirt. The crowd boo him heavily as he comes out in silence. He begins to check each turnbuckle and makes sure everything is right with the ring.

Mikey: What a professional Mr Laurinaitis is. Not only is he a great GM but I have no doubt he will be a great referee. He will call this right down the middle.

Jerry: Ya right, I somehow doubt that.

Hollywood Hogan makes his way out to the ring accompanied by his manager Jimmy Hart. They get inside the ring, Hogan is carrying a mic and it looks like he has something to say.

“Cut that damn music. I can’t believe Lou Thesz is here in the USCW. You know as a kid, I looked up to Lou Thesz. He made me want to become a professional wrestler. But that was when I was a kid. Now I look up to no man. I’m at the top of this industry and everyone looks up to me now, brother. But I just wanted to comment on something before I retire Lou Thesz. Play the damn video.”

“You gave me a 1 or a 0 for my wrestling ability Lou Thesz, you chump. Well you made two mistakes in that interview Lou. The first is that I am indeed a wrestler brother, and the second…is that I am a bad guy. Now, get the hell out here so I can smack some manners into you”.

Lou Thesz makes his way out and the match starts. Thesz is hitting Hogan with a massive array of different moves ranging from headlocks to wristlocks to his backbreaker submission. Hogan is struggling early on. However a distraction from Jimmy Hart gives him an opportunity to get back in this match. After turning his attention away from Hart, Thesz runs at Hogan but is “accidentally” tripped up by Laurinaitis. Laurinaitis pleads his innocence but the crowd aren’t buying any of it. Hogan starts to stomp away on Thesz and eventually puts him in a headlock. This wears down Thesz and Hogan releases the hold. As Thesz is down Hogan goes to lock in Lou’s patented STF.

Jerry: How insulting to Thesz.

Mikey: Shut up! He is paying the man homage.

However Thesz breaks out of it and floors Hogan with a dropkick. Thesz locks in the STF on Hogan and it looks like Hogan is struggling. John Laurinaitis turns his back to the action and starts to warn Hart about his “disruption” on the outside. King Kong Bundy charges down to the ring and breaks the hold. He starts to beat down Thesz as Hogan gathers himself. Laurinaitis is “oblivious” to what’s going on. Both men stomp away as the crowd get a “Macho Man” chant going. And they aren’t disappointed. Savage comes running down to the ring and starts to beat away on both men. He eventually knocks Bundy to the outside. Laurinaitis turns around, points at him and calls for the bell. The crowd don’t like this one bit. Its announced Hogan as the winner due to a disqualification of Thesz. Savage is about to confront Laurinaitis when the Twin Towers blindside him. They both beat down on him as Bundy gets back in the ring. Along with Hogan, the four men beat down on Savage and Thesz. Akeem and Bossman beat down Thesz and Savage with chairs. There are multiple chair shots on both men for a good 5 minutes. Bossman targets the damaged right arm of Savage during this assault. The Tag Team Champions exit and leave the Fallen Macho Man and Thesz to Hogan and Bundy. Bundy hits a big splash on Thesz, while Hogan delivers his leg drop to Savage. Both men are beaten badly. Laurinaitis looks on, delighted with what has unfolded.

Jerry: Ah this is horrible, can we get them some help out there. Laurinaitis had this all planned. The SOB!!!

Hogan gets out a spray-paint can. He rips Randy Savages t-shirt off. He writes on Savages back “Hollywood”. How humiliating.

Jerry: Ah this is disgusting. The numbers game again has caught up on Savage. Damn it!

Jimmy Hart on his megaphone: “Take this all in everyone. The same thing is going to happen again at WrestleCade and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. I guarantee it, and as we all know by now, a Jimmy Hart guarantee always happens boy.”

Hulk Hogan grabs a mic and looks to the fallen Macho Man: “I’m the man; I’m the icon of our era. When your with Hollywood, when you believe in a man that made life happen for you. The bottom line is when you love me, when you worship me, you love me for life! Because Hollywood Hogan is just too….sweet!!”

Hart raises both Hogan's and Bundy’s arms as Laurinaitis looks on clapping as we go off air.



Next week on Adrenaline:
1. How will Randy Savage respond? Or will he even respond? Has the Macho Man been finally broken by Hollywood Hogan and Jimmy Hart? Can he counteract the numbers game?
2. How will Goldberg respond after Rybacks ambush? Can he overcome his losing streak?
3. With a four way title match confirmed, who will emerge as the favourites in the tag division? Will Joe Henning continue being so imperfect? Will The Twin Towers have to watch their backs after their assault of Randy Savage and Lou Thesz? Can the LIB's and The Mega Plowers establish themselves as teams to be reckoned with?
4. How will the Bellas get on, on "Ricks Rude Awakening"? Will Pedro Morales seek retribution on Rude?
5. Can Lou Thesz bounce back from a controversial loss to Hollywood Hogan and lay down a marker to King Kong Bundy? Will Raf32 even make it to WrestleCade to be in his corner? Has John Laurinaitis played the last of his games?
6. We have one more debut but who will be arriving in USCW?

All these questions and more will all be answered next Monday at 8/7 C on Monday Night Adrenaline, only available to the RAF network.

The crowd is hot tonight as the commentary team welcome us to Monday Night Chaos. The tron lights up and sexy boy hits, as the ring announcer introduces.........Shawn Michaels! Shawn comes out to a chorus of boo’s and he looks very sombre as he uncharacteristically walks slowly to ringside. Shawn pauses for a moment while his music cuts and declines to pose as he normally would. Shawn takes in all of the boos before talking a mic in hand.

Shawn says that Firstly he doesn’t have to justify himself to anyone but he will let people know what’s going on inside the head of old H-B-K. He says last week was supposed to be his moment as he surprised the world by showing up as number 2 entrant in the Championship Rumble. Shawn says everything was set up, with Rumble matches being his forte and God on his side that he was on his way to a historic victory. That was until Jake Roberts got in his way.

Commentator 1 : Shawn was in the rumble from the start and was on fire, though so was Jake.

Michaels says Jake ruined everything. He says when his feet touched the floor he felt abandoned by not only the fans who cheered for Jake, but by God too. He felt like Jake had taken everything away in one swoop. Shawn says he wondered why everyone forsaken him in favor of Jake? Michaels claims it was then that he came to the realization that he’s on his own and all alone. Michaels says all that ran through his mind was to make Jake pay for ruining his moment and taking everything he had from him.

The fans boo Shawn as his tone gets darker by the sentence.

Shawn Michaels : So I made him pay last week and I will continue to make him suffer for what he did to me. For a man without God is a man with nothing to lose. I’m going to take it all from him just like he took it all from me!

Shawn drops the mic and walks to the back, looking silently angry and a million miles from his old self, as the fans boo him back to the stone age as we cut to commercials.

We are back to ringside and its time its the first match of the evening. The New Age Outlaws are out first and Billy Gunn is in singles action versus Shannon Moore.

Shannon Moore versus B.A. Billy Gunn w/Road Dogg Jessie James

Shannon Moore gets an early flurry of offense but its short lived as Billy takes control and dominates. During the match Shane Helms appears and cheers on Shannon and tries to get behind his good friend. Its in vain as Billy hits the Fame Asser for the win at the 5 minute mark.

Winner : Billy Gunn

Shannon slumps out of the ring and Helms carries him to the back. Road Dogg slides in the ring with a mic in hand. He says he and Billy tonight are in a ‘pay it forward’ kind of mood and that later tonight they will ‘do their good deed for the day!’.

Commentator 1: What in the hell does that mean?

The Outlaws head to the back as we cut to commercial.

We are back and we see Jake Roberts arrive in the parking lot. He’s searching for Shawn asking production crew members his whereabouts, looking like a man possessed. Jake gets no where with his search and goes looking for Michaels through out the building.

We switch to ringside and much to the shock of the crowd, ..............

Out struts the co-owner of Beyond Chaos Vince McMahon. Vince walks out to address the crowd, who don’t really know how to react to him. Vince welcomes everyone to MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS in typical over the top Vince fashion. The fans still are hesitant to react to Vince as McMahon says Chaos is what each of them is going to get. Vince is in great form as he in forms the crowd about a historic night in Beyond Chaos’s existence. He says that right now, in this very ring he will call out Jeff Jarrett and they will come face to face in the ring for the first time ever. He says a lot happened in the past with himself and Jeff, but just like himself and Eric Bischoff, they settled their differences because it was best for business. Vince then calls out Jeff Jarrett...

Jeff Jarrett’s music plays after a bit of a pause and out comes Vince’s fellow co owner of Beyond Chaos and his wife Karen. He stands at the ramp, kisses his wife and makes his way down the aisle as Karen walks to the back. Jarrett’s music cuts and Vince and he shake hands. Vince plays up again how historic a moment this is. Vince then congratulates Jarrett on his beautiful Wife and says he must be a lucky man. Vince says that’s its been a hell of a few weeks with whats gone on behind the scenes to get a deal in place and says its been a pleasure buying into the company to help Jarrett out and help Beyond Chaos get back on track Vince says that as everyone knows, that he acquired a 51 percent share, saying its all he wanted and all he needed to become a majority shareholder, asking Jeff isn’t he correct. Jeff agrees and Vince goes on saying that since the purchase was announced that the question on everyone’s lips has been, why did he buy into Beyond Chaos to help out bitter enemy Jeff Jarrett out?

Vince says everyone’s been speculating why and says they have been asking was it for his love of wrestling? or was it because of a vision of making money and many other reasons. Vince says those reasons are kind of true but they aren’t the real reason. Vince then asks the crowd and more importantly he asks Jarrett does he know the real reason he bought in to Beyond Chaos?

Vine McMahon : The reason I bought in was YOU JEFF! More importantly, I want to RUIN YOU JEFF!

Jarretts face drops as while Vince continues to tell his story similar to a Bond Villain telling 007 his plan for world domination.

Vince McMahon : You see Jeff, you’re my white whale, actually more of a cockroach ....you’re my white cockroach if you will. You see, no matter how much I try to crush you, I cant seem to kill you. Back in 2001 I fired you live on TV, and I assumed that be the end of J-E-double F. But you came back and not only into wrestling but back with your own TNA wrestling company. So I try to squash that and sure enough I crushed TNA so bad that its no longer a reputable company and no one gives a damn about it.. So I’m there thinking, Jeff wont be back but sure enough Cockroach Jeff comes back and not only has a new company but he has bought my sons company. You just wouldn’t die would you?

The arena is filled with boo’s as Vince looks 100 percent more crazy than when he started speaking.

Vince McMahon : So when you came looking for help after all these years, I saw an opportunity to rid the world of wrestling of Jeff Jarrett. I hatched my master plan. I bought in, I bought in just enough so I could be majority shareholder and control the company.

Vince looks insanely happy while Jarrett looks devastated.

Vince McMahon : Now I cant fire you, but that would be too easy anyway. Besides I’ve done that before and it was only a short term solution. This way I control you’re company, rather my company. This way I have you by the balls Jarrett. You cant walk away cause you’re broke. You cant get rid of me cause you need me and this company needs me.

Jeff Jarrett : You dirty rotten son of a bitch!

Jarrett looks shattered as Vince grins from ear to ear like a Cheshire cat. The boos continue but Vince smiles and shrugs it off

Vince McMahon : Now, what can I do to make you squirm Jarrett? What can I do huh? Lets start by calling out your two good, loyal pals, Abyss and Matt Morgan! Guys come on down please.

Morgan and Abyss walk out to no music and climb into the ring. Vince asks them have they both been loyal to Jarrett over the years and tells them he knows that they have had Jeff’s back over the years . Both men reluctantly nod in agreement as Vince ponders if we can test Jarrett’s loyalty to them. Vince says that since hes the controlling shareholder, that he can fire both men right here right now if he wishes and will deem them surplus to requirements and wish them the best in their future endeavours. Abyss and Morgan look distraught as Jarrett pleads with Vince to leave them out of it and says his beef is with him and not these two.

Vince McMahon : Well ill tell you what, since your so concerned I wont fire them Jeff. I wont fire them once you become the latest member of an exclusive club!!!

Commentator 1 : He doesn’t mean? Oh dear god!

Vince McMahon : That’s right, these two can keep their jobs if you join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!

Jarrett is caught between a rock and a hard place as Vince smiles psychotically.

Commentator 1 : Vince cant be serious

Vince asks Jeff how loyal he is to Abyss and Morgan and says if he is truly loyal he will get down on his knees, pucker up and kiss his sexy back rear end. Jarrett doesn’t know what to do as he looks sick to his stomach at the situation. Morgan has had enough and pleads with Vince, saying hes got a new baby at home and cant afford to lose his job.

Vince McMahon : I wont let you go if J-E-double F here kisses my A-double S!

Jarrett pauses and mulls it over for what seems like an eternity as Vince continues to taunt him.

Jeff Jarrett : I’ll.......I’ll do it!

Vince McMahon : You’ll do what, exactly Jeff? Tell the people?

Jeff looks defeated as he replies.

Jeff Jarrett : Ill ....I’ll kiss your ass.

Vince seems pleased as his grin gets even wider. Vince undoes his belt and drops his pants and presents his rear end to Jarrett.

Vince McMahon : There you go Jarrett, KISS MY ASS DAMMIT!

Jarrett looks at Morgan and Abyss and both guys thank him as he slowly walks over to Vince. Jarrett, at a snails pace, drops to his knees and stares into the black hole that is McMahons backside.

Commentator 2 : I cant believe hes going to do this.


The fans are booing mercifully as Jarrett reluctantly pecks Vinces ass. Jarrett looks visibly sick as he spits and winces at what hes just done while Vince looks very amused.

Vince McMahon : See Jarrett, you’re my bitch now! And heres the real kick in the teeth. Boys.......

Vince looks to both Abyss and Morgan and they smile back, before savagely attacking Jarrett.

Commentator 1 : What the hell? Morgan and Abyss, Jarretts loyal friends have turn on Jeff. Whats going on. Vince, still with his pants around his ankles, taunts Jarrett over the mic.

Vince McMahon : Jarrett, allow me to introduce my new security team! How does it feel to know you’ve kissed my ass for nothing?

Vince then directs traffic as Abyss and Matt Morgan take part Jarrett. Vince then instructs Jarrett to get up, as Morgan and Abyss pick up his limp body. Vince stares into the glazed over eyes of Jarrett.

Vince McMahon : Jeff, its time to join really The Vince McMahon Kiss My ass Club!!!!

Morgan and Abyss adjust Jeff into position as Vince reveals his bare bottom. The two former Jarrett guys push Jeff’s head into Vince’s rear end! Vince seems very proud of himself as Jeff’s head is rubbed up against his bare ass. Jarrett is dropped down to the mat as Vince stands over him taunting him while zipping up his trousers. Vince can be heard saying ‘this is only the beginning Jarrett’ as his music plays. Jarrett is left lying in the ring as Vince celebrates with his hired guns Matt Morgan and Abyss.

Commentator 1 : Morgan and Abyss have turned their backs on live long friend Jeff Jarrett. Vince has double crossed Jarrett in order to ruin him. This truly is Chaos!

Commercial break!

We return and we see Shannon Moore sitting in the locker room after being helped in my Shane Helms. Shannon is looking depressed after yet another loss however Helms is trying to inspire Shannon.

Shane Helms : Shannon, don’t sweat it buddy. I used to be like you. When I was younger I found it hard to catch a break, I was losing every week and it seemed like I was never ever gonna turn things around. Then one day I looked inside of myself and discovered the man who was truly inside me....I found my true identity,..... I found “The Hurricane”. When I was the Hurricane I felt invincible and I believed I could beat any one and with that attitude I beat a lot of tough and mean opponents with the confidence I acquired. What I’m trying to say is, look inside yourself and find your true self, and before you know it you will catch your break. I just know it.

Shannon ponders the wise words of Helms as we cut to ringside

Its time for a match as The Hart Dynasty are making their way down the aisle. We recap last weeks show and the commentary team speculate if they are on the same page. Out next is Sweet Stan Lane and Beautiful Bobby Eaton, The Beyond Chaos Tag Champs, The Midnight Express to a great pop.

Hart Dynasty versus The Midnight Express (non title)

Harry Smith and Sweet Stan Lane start off and both knock lumps out of each other. Lane gets the advantage and Harry Smith needs a tag. However when he looks for one Tyson Kidd is seen waving to the crowd with his back to Smith letting poll axed from behind by Beautiful Bobby Eaton. Once again Smith gets the chance to look for a tag, but this time Kidd is on his phone again not concentrating on the action in the ring.

Commentator 1 : Tyson Kidd just tweeted the following : bored out of my tree #waitingforatag

Smith once again gets dragged back to the Midnight Express corner and takes a beating. Eventually Smith then clotheslines Lane and drags his own body towards his corner but this time Tyson is busy taking photo of himself.

Smith makes it this time and confronts Kidd. Both yell at each other and this gives the Bobby Eaton the chance to nail Smith with a neckbreaker from behind for the ..1....2....3!

Winners : Midnight Express

The Champs leave in celebration as Tyson stands over a hurt Smith. Smith struggles to his feet and is met with a stunning shining wizard kick to the skull from Tyson.

Commentator 1: Is this the end of the Hart Dynasty?

Tyson takes a pic of Harrys fallen body as he walks off pretty smug with himself messing with his phone as we cut to commercial.

We are back and Vince McMahon is backstage being interviewed and is along side his new security team of Matt Morgan and Abyss. Vince says hes proud of Matt and Abyss for seeing where their true loyalty lies and that this is only the beginning of Jarrett misery and promises more next week.

Suddenly Jake Roberts appears and business picks up! Jake demands to have a match with Shawn tonight. Vince says that he loves the fire inside Jake and understands Jakes anger. Vince says he cant give Jake vs Shawn away for free and instead has already booked Jake vs Shawn for the Heavyweight Title in 3 weeks time on PPV. Vince says though, that the contract signing will be scheduled in the ring for later tonight. Jake says that’s all well and good, but Shawn wont make it til the PPV because hes going to end him tonight for putting his hands on his Son Aaron.

Vince gets angry at Jake and asks him to control himself but Jake storms off again looking for HBK. The camera stays on Vince though who says hes got an idea to control Jake til the PPV.

We switch backstage to the parking garage and the tag team champs Bobby Eaton and Stan Lane are throwing there luggage in their rent a car and about to leave the arena when suddenly they are attacked with steel chairs by the New Age Outlaws. The 2 cocky young upstarts destroy the Express with vicious shots and say sarcastically that ‘its time to do their good deed for the day and help the old folks to there abode’.

Commentator 1 : What does that mean???

Billy and Road Dogg proceed to tie the champs up with rope and gag their mouths with duck tape and proceed to dump both men into the boot of their rent a car. Billy slams the boot and says its time to drop the old folks home.

Billy and Road Dogg grab the car keys, enter the vehicle and speed off out of the arena!

Commentator 2: Where are the Outlaws taking the Tag Champs!

Nigel McGuinness Challenge

The IC Champ is in the ring with a mic and once again is issuing a challenge to anyone in the locker room to hang with him for over 5 minutes. Nigel runs down the crowd and dares anyone with the stones to come out and try hang with him. Out comes young rookie ...Timothy Thatcher

Thatcher, who eliminated McGuinness from the Rumble last week, strolls out to answer the challenge. We see a recap as Thatcher makes his way out of the elimination and the beating Nigel dished out in retaliation.

Nigel McGuinness : You’re the punk who thought it be a laugh to eliminated me from the Rumble. Now you think you can hang with me? Huh?

Nigel slaps Timothy with an open hand and the bell rings.

Nigel McGuinness versus Timothy Thatcher (non title, 5 min challenge)

Nigel dominates Thatcher at first but soon gets cocky as while playfully slapping Thatcher, Nigel lets his guard down and is rolled up for a quick 2 count. Nigel then tries to charge at Thatcher for a lariat but gets caught in a crucifix pin for another close 2 count. Nigel then goes for a boot to the gut of Timothy but its caught by Thatcher and countered with a leg drag and pin attempt for another 2 count at the 3 min mark.

Thatcher eventually gets clobbered by a hard lariat by McGuinness and trapped in a London Dungeon submission at 3.35. The clock is ticking but Timothy refuses to tap. Nigel wrenches the move tighter but Thatcher holds on and tries for the rope at 4.30. Nigel drags him back to the centre and applies the hold again. Timothy is gonna tap but then the 5 minute buzzer goes just before he taps....Thatcher just about outlasts the challenge and gets a title shot at the PPV.

Winner : Timothy Thatcher

Timothy continues to tap but Nigel doesn’t realise the hold doing serious damage to Thatcher. Referees come out and break it up but the damage has been done. We cut to commercial with Thatcher in agony while McGuinness looks on in a huff.

We are back and as with wrestling, a camera is magically in the car that the New Age Outlaws are driving with the Tag Team Champions, The Midnight Express, tied up in the boot.

Billy Gunn : I hope you guys are comfy in there!

Road Dogg : That boot is fairly spacious to be honest.

The camera soon pulls up and next to building which we cant quite make out yet. The Outlaws get out, open the boot and pummel the tied up Eaton and Lane some more before tossing them out of the car boot to the ground. Even though its dark, we can see a lovely well kept garden and 2 double doors and a sign that Billy reads out loud...

Billy Gunn : Ah, Calmwood Retirement Village!

Commentator 1 : what the hell are they doing at an old peoples home?

Billy and Road Dogg then throw both Eaton and Lane through the double doors and yell into the receptionist. ...

Road Dogg : We found these two old timers out wandering the medication aisle in Wallmart, its waaaay past their bedtime!

Billy Gunn : Make sure they get looked after.

Road Dogg : (directed at the Midnight Express ) Get the hint gramps, those tag belts our as good as ours.

The Outlaws leave and speed off leaving the Tag Champs tied up and in a heap on the floor of the retirement village!

Commentator 1 : I cant believe the actions of the Outlaws. This is unbelievable. They’ve dumped the Midnight Express off at a retirement home!

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We are back and in the ring is an elaborate set. The commentators say this is the new talk segment that Vince commissioned and wonder who the host and who the guest will be? The set is covered with cloaks as The ring announcer speaks :

Ring Announcer : Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise for the host of Beyond Chaos’s new talk show......The jersey Shores own...Enzo Amore!

A noisy loud techno dance tune pipes through the PA system and out comes Enzo Amore, dressed outrageously. He fist pumps his way down the aisle and gets on the mic as he enters the ring. Enzo welcomes everyone to his new talk show, THE PARTY PENTHOUSE!

A firework goes off and the cloaks on the set drop to reveal the set of The Party Penthouse. Enzo points to a head height neon sign with “Enzos Party Penthouse” in huge lettering on it! We see two caged dancers above the ring, a mock bar with glass window behind it, a sweet disco ball and laser machine as well as comfy furry zebra print stools. Enzo says hes been asked to bring the controversy back to wrestling talk shows and he personally guarantee that this show will be off the hook.

Enzo remembers that back in the day, that talk shows were cool and they were the most talked about segments on TV. He reminisces about Pipers Pit and Beefcakes Barbershop and says that over the years they lost their way and their Mojo. Enzo says it got to the point where they just plain sucked! The fans are indifferent so far as Enzo asks what do they think of his set. Enzo goes on to introduce his first guest on...Magnum TA!

Magnums theme hits and out come the man himself to a wild reaction. Enzo says he apologizes in advance because his questions will be so hard hitting. Enzo asks if he’d like a cocktail, which Magnum declines. Enzo accuses him of being a bit rude before asking what the TA in Magnum TA stands for? Enzo speculates if it means ‘terribly awful?’ or ‘ Totally Atrocious? ‘much to the displeasure of Magnum. Enzo asks was he named after an Ice cream bar which again doesn’t sit well with his guest. Enzo quips that if judging by Magnums shirt and boots that it could stand for Tacky Attire!

The fans boo as Enzos jokes as Magnum looks irate but Amore back tracks.


Enzo Amore : I was joking son, relax. Chill. Now last week, you participated in the Championship Rumble and this happened.....Roll the footage

On the tron plays Magnum TA eliminating Owen Hart from the rumble and the aftermath of Owen falling badly and appearing to injure his leg severally. Previously unseen footage shows Owen screaming backstage as he gets medical attention.

Enzo Amore : Now Im a man in the know, you know?! So I have it on good authority that Owen Hart suffered a broken ankle last week and its sooooooo bad that he is considering hanging up his boots. How does that make you feel knowing you set out to injure Owen Hart? Whats your take on that G?

Magnum TA looks annoyed as the typical heel host Enzo twists the knife....

Enzo Amore : You cant call me a liar dog, its all there for the world to see, you threw Owen over with force and he ended up severally injuring his left leg. Thats not cool G. Now he has a family to feed and a big mortgage to pay, maybe he wanted to party the rest of his life but now he may never resume his career because of you Magnum, he may never party again because of you. Isn’t that right?

Magnum gets annoyed and stares a hole in the head of Enzo

Enzo Amore : Well I can see that your in denial Bro, so allow me to introduce my next guest, The King Of Harts...OWEN HART!

Owen Harts Music hits and out comes the youngest brother in the Hart Family. Owen, looking unshaven, is on crutches and is wearing a strap on cast boot as he hobbles into the ring. Enzo puts the mic in front of Owen as the fans chant ‘Thank You Owen’ showing respect to Owen thinking hes about to announce his retirement. Owen says hes out here with a heavy heart. He says its been a tough week and that hed like to thank the fans for all their support, but its time to be honest with everyone.

Magnum talks over him and says that he truly had no intention of injuring him last week that he was just trying his best to win. Magnum says he has no idea how bad Owens leg is and that he is deeply sorry for causing this. Owen looks sad as he responds saying it was an that he understands it was an accident but the damage is done. My career is officially done and I have to retire from this business. Owen is looks so down as he blames Magnum for causing all this. Owen has tears in his eyes as he tells Magnum that according to the advice of doctors, that he’ll be lucky if he can walk again without an aid. Owen breaks down a little and Enzo comforts him as thee fans clap in respect of Owen.

Enzo Amore : Owen you’re a true certified G. No doubt. Magnum, do you not see what you’ve done. C’mon, look at what you’ve done T.A.? SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE YOU NO GOOD COWARDLY ASS.....

Enzo gets in Magnums face and starts jabbing is finger into the chest of Magnum will continue to goad him with his words. Magnum looks angry and finally has enough as he grabs Enzo in retaliation by the scruff.

Enzo Amore : : What you going to do tough guy? End my career too? Huh big man?

Magnum teases striking Enzo but from behind we see Owen make a miraculous recover as he winds up a crutch and hits Magnum TA from behind with the crutch several times.

Commentator 1: What? I thought he was injured?

Owen unstraps the cast boot and throws it at Magnum as he continues his assault with the crutch. Owen laughs and gestures that hes outsmarted Magnum as he goes over Magnums knee and leg with the crutch.


Commentator 1 : Owen was faking the whole time. That dastardly son of a gun!

Commentator 2 : Its a miracle, don’t you see. Owens healed. Praise Jesus!

Enzo gets out of the ring as Owen drags Magnum over to the corner and locks in a vicious figure 4 leg lock around the ring post. Magnum is in agony as Owen synchs in the lock. Luckily for Magnum, a host of referees come down to break it up, but the damage is done. The fans boo Owen who has duped them all into thinking he was retiring. Magnum is attended to as Owen woo’s his way back to the locker room, very pleased with his actions as we cut to commercial.

We see Vince walking backstage and heading to the ring as hes flanked by his new security team of Abyss and Morgan. Suddenly Karen Jarrett, the wife of Jeff, walks into Vince.

Karen Jarrett : You two (pointing at Abyss and Morgan) should be ashamed of yourselves, Jarrett would always have your back yet you sold out on him.....and you (turning to vince), you’re a low, rotten, disgusting son of a bitch.

Vince McMahon : My my my, aren’t you a little pretty little thing, how they hell did Jarrett bag you huh?

Karen then slaps Vince with a vicious open hand. Vince is stunned as Karen leaves. Vince brushes himself off and proclaims “Oooh, I liked that”. Vince walks off with a big smile on his face towards ringside.

Its time for the contract signing and Vince McMahon is in the ring along with about 10 security guards as well as a table and some chairs. He says the security team are here to keep Jake and Shawn apart. He says he knows both Jake and Shawn want to hurt each other and that there animosity towards each other will make their match a must see match at the Chaos Rising PPV. He introduces Shawn Michaels and out comes the Heartbreak Kid himself to a chorus of boos from the fans. Vince welcomes Shawn with a warm handshake and Shawn stares coldly at the crowd before sitting down. Vince makes a big deal about Shawn taking up his accomplishments before introducing Jake Roberts.

Out comes Jake to a great response and hes got a determined look on his face. As he enters he stares a hole in the direction of Michaels as Shawn stares back. Jake goes for Shawn but is restrained my security. The guards hold both men back as Vince tells them both to calm down. He says he knows that each man wants to rip each other apart and thats fine but no one is touching each other tonight. He says that he needs to keep this match for the PPV because this is a big money match and he cant give this away for free. Vince says he needs to keep both men controlled until the PPV. So hes installed a “non contact” clause into this contact. That means nether Shawn or Jake can physically touch the other until the match at the Chaos Rising PPV.

Vince informs Shawn that once this contact is signed they will get each other one on one at the PPV but that if Shawn touches Jake that the penalty for this will be Shawn not ever receiving a Title shot ever again. Vince then addresses Jake and says the penalty for Jake is that he will be stripped of the title and will also never be able to receive a title shot again as well. So once this contact is signed, nether man can touch the other, its that simple. Shawn cuts him off abruptly.

Shawn Michaels : You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve any of this! I hate looking at you knowing that God turned his back on me for you. At Chaos Rising I will take everything away from you just like you took it from me. Im going to hurt you so bad that even the bottle wont save you.
Jake Roberts grabs a mic and responds as the security team watch his every move.

Jake Roberts : Last week you took my moment away from me Shawn, a moment that I earned. A moment I waited all my life for. That’s one thing, don’t get me wrong you’ll pay for that. But when you put your hands on my teenage son, you crossed the line. He’s in hospital with a concussion and You will pay for what you’ve done, make no mistake, Ill make you suffer. I’ve danced with the devil Shawn and Ive been in burned by bigger and badder flames than you, so believe me when I say I will stop at nothing to make you feel the hurt I’ve suffered.

Both men stare off as Shawn grabs the contract and signs before pushing it in Jakes direction before grabbing the mic again before Jake picks up the contract to sign. Shawn smiles sarcastically in the direction of Jake.

Shawn Michaels : Sign it! Or would you rather be in a bar somewhere, drowning your sorrows in?

Jake grabs the contract in a rage at Michaels harsh words and appears to sign it as Shawn continues.

Shawn Michaels : Woah! You’re in a hurry to sign huh? I guess you wanna catch last orders in the local tavern huh?

Jake chucks the contract over his head and to the outside of the ring after signing and stares Michaels down. Vince says its official, that at Chaos Rising PPV, its Shawn Michaels versus Jake Roberts. Vince asks security you may leave the ring as they are no longer needed. Jake goes to walk away and Michaels continues to taunt him.

Shawn Michaels : Hes in a hurry, must be late for his next AA meeting!

Jake stops and stares at Michaels and looks full of Anger?

Shawn Michaels : Do you wanna hit me Jake or is hitting the bottle more important?

Jake stares daggers at Shawn who doesn’t let up, Jake then squares up face to face to Shawn. Jake stares at Michaels before going to walk away again as if he think Shawn’s not worth it.

Shawn Michaels : Going again Jake? Probably going to meet his friends aren’t you Jake......Johnny Walker and Jack Daniels...... or is it Captain Morgan?

The fans boo Michaels hard but Jake walks back to Shawn and gets up in his grill again. Michaels smiles as he lowers his head below Jakes arm

Shawn Michaels : Why don’t you DDT me Jake? Huh, c’mon you must be tempted! I know you’re a sucker for temptation Jake. Pretend Im a big tall glass of Vodka! Drink me Jake!

Jake stares at Michaels as Shawn continues to goad him.

Commentator 1 : Don’t do it Jake, he’s not worth it!

Shawn Michaels : C’mon Jake, you know you want to! Just do it! DDT me! Give in!

Jake stands over Shawn. Jake ponders DDTing Shawn for what seems like an eternity. Shawn continues to taunt Jake but Jake ducks out of the ring. Jake stands at the ring apron while Shawn keeps goading him. Jake suddenly whips up the ring apron and looks under the ring

Commentator 1 : Jake didn’t give in. Good for him.

Commentator 2: But whats he doing now?

Jake, from under the ring, reveals his trusty snake bag and unleashes his pet snake Damien into the ring!

Commentator 1 : Thats Damien! Jakes got Damien!

Jake jumps back into the ring as Michaels and Vince leap out in at record speed to avoid Damien. Jake picks up his snake and teases chasing Shawn with it. Shawn retreats to the back as Jake poses with Damien as we go off the air!.