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Signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head

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    #182
    A.Partridge
    Registered Users Posts: 680 ✭✭✭A.Partridge


    Wibbs wrote: »

    It's the insidious ones that creep up on you that are the worst, cos you're usually well invested emotionally by the time you realise "oh oh". My particular kryptonite were the self centred needy ones. They were attracted to me and vice versa. You know the kind of people where Every. Single. Fcuking. Day there is a problem/issue and some sort of emotionals and they're never content for long and need constant reassurance. My goto plan was to try and help/fix such things and to give reassurance. I thought I was doing good. Danger Will Robinson! Worst plan ever. Your narcissistic emo types respond better to mostly ignoring that guff(it even turns them on trying to get your attention). Took a while to learn that one.

    :D:pac::pac: another nugget from the Wibbs gold mine.


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    #183
    JapaneseLove
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭JapaneseLove


    I had a GF who at the start was grand. But as the weeks and months went on she went all "Shutter Island" on me. Txtin me every 5 mins, "Where r u". Im at fukin work!! Where i am every day, obivously.

    Then the accusiations started, "ur cheating on me" or "ur sleeping with the neighbours". Both my neighbours are like 90 and in wheelchairs u crazy c**t. And also if i was going to go out ide ask her if she wanted to come. She would say no and i would head off. 20 mins l8r, "where r u". I never said that u could go out. CRAZY!!!.

    In the end i said f**k this im gone, and i dumped her. Now she rings me all the time, txts me and i have seen her outside my house. And I broke upwith her 9 months ago.

    Now maybe it me but that s**t is f****d up. Im waiting for the day when i wake up and she is standing over me with a knife.

    But the best part is that her friends always say how nice she is and how kind she is. Makes me look like the phsyco!!

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!


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    #184
    iwantmydinner
    Registered Users Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭iwantmydinner


    JapaneseLove wrote: »
    I had a GF who at the start was grand. But as the weeks and months went on she went all "Shutter Island" on me. Txtin me every 5 mins, "Where r u". Im at fukin work!! Where i am every day, obivously.

    Then the accusiations started, "ur cheating on me" or "ur sleeping with the neighbours". Both my neighbours are like 90 and in wheelchairs u crazy c**t. And also if i was going to go out ide ask her if she wanted to come. She would say no and i would head off. 20 mins l8r, "where r u". I never said that u could go out. CRAZY!!!.

    In the end i said f**k this im gone, and i dumped her. Now she rings me all the time, txts me and i have seen her outside my house. And I broke upwith her 9 months ago.

    Now maybe it me but that s**t is f****d up. Im waiting for the day when i wake up and she is standing over me with a knife.

    But the best part is that her friends always say how nice she is and how kind she is. Makes me look like the phsyco!!

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!

    That's harassment. Report her to the Gardaí.


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    #185
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,768 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    JapaneseLove wrote: »
    I had a GF who at the start was grand. But as the weeks and months went on she went all "Shutter Island" on me. Txtin me every 5 mins, "Where r u". Im at fukin work!! Where i am every day, obivously.

    Then the accusiations started, "ur cheating on me" or "ur sleeping with the neighbours". Both my neighbours are like 90 and in wheelchairs u crazy c**t. And also if i was going to go out ide ask her if she wanted to come. She would say no and i would head off. 20 mins l8r, "where r u". I never said that u could go out. CRAZY!!!.

    In the end i said f**k this im gone, and i dumped her. Now she rings me all the time, txts me and i have seen her outside my house. And I broke upwith her 9 months ago.

    Now maybe it me but that s**t is f****d up. Im waiting for the day when i wake up and she is standing over me with a knife.

    But the best part is that her friends always say how nice she is and how kind she is. Makes me look like the phsyco!!

    HELP ME PLEASE!!!


    We'll need her age, location and a recent picture.

    If she's hot i'm sure there is someone who will take her off your hands.


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    #186
    newport2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭newport2


    Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »
    If TV has taught me anything, it's the crazy ones that give the best head.

    That's probably just the added edge of having a crazy one's teeth so close to.......


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    #187
    JapaneseLove
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭JapaneseLove


    knucklehead6 wrote: »
    We'll need her age, location and a recent picture.

    If she's hot i'm sure there is someone who will take her off your hands.

    HAHA. You are welcome to her. I am seriously thinking of emigrating to live eith penguins in Antarctica. But she would probably find me there.

    Crazy, mad as a bag of cats, bat s**t crazy, not wel in da head, not 1/4 wel. Just a few of my favourite expresions i use to describe her.


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    #188
    con___manx1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Once had a GF who told me i couldn't go out with the lads because i was with her now. Went out on the Friday came home on the Wednesday and she had moved out :eek:

    Bitches be crazy :D

    your better off with out her ; )


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    #189
    Fizman
    Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    My most recent ex, while the two of us were out for a quiet drink last January, gave me an ultimatum that if I hadn't proposed to her by her 28th birthday (6 months from then), she was gone. I told her she better just leave now because there certainly isn't a chance of that happening now that she has just pulled that stunt. She backs up.

    We were seeing each other just over two years. We ended about 2 months later due to a combination of things.

    Anytime I begin to think about the good times and how well we got on, I just think of that crazy sh1t and I feel like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, dodging all those bullets.


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    #190
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Do all the crazees eventually hook up?

    Yes.


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    #191
    cazzer22
    Registered Users Posts: 501 ✭✭✭cazzer22


    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    Once went out with a girl who constantly wanted to know where I was and what I was doing. Her favorite question after finding that out was "Are there women there?" The joke answer of "Just strippers!" didn't go down well....

    You should've learned after the first time.


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    #192
    Laois6556
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Laois6556


    My wife always butters both sides of her bread? I mean, what's that all about? Crazzzzzzzzzzzy!!!! Madder than a very mad lad.


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    #193
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    He suggested a nappy for foreplay.

    Yeah... Goodbye.


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    #194
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    When they start composing threads flat out on AH.


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    #195
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    efb wrote: »
    He suggested a nappy for foreplay.

    Yeah... Goodbye.

    :eek:


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    #196
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    How about you log on and see this thread after weeks and read every fcuking post in case one of them is your boyfriend complaining about you!!!:eek:


    Jaaaaaysus, I think I am a lunatic.

    PS only 3 people could be me..........................


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    #197
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    auldgranny wrote: »
    How about you log on and see this thread after weeks and read every fcuking post in case one of them is your boyfriend complaining about you!!!:eek:


    Jaaaaaysus, I think I am a lunatic.

    PS only 3 people could be me..........................








    :eek:











    /backs away very slowly


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    #198
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    IvaBigWun wrote: »
    :eek:











    /backs away very slowly

    Do you not want to be my Board's Buddy? Will I PM you? Will I send you a friend request? Will I read through all your previous posts? Will I follow all your threads? Do you live near Wexford? Do you want to meet up? Will I log on every hour to see did you answer me yet............................


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    #199
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    efb wrote: »
    He suggested a nappy for foreplay.

    Yeah... Goodbye.

    Maybe he took your location as a sign?


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    #200
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Do you not want to be my Board's Buddy? Will I PM you? Will I send you a friend request? Will I read through all your previous posts? Will I follow all your threads? Do you live near Wexford? Do you want to meet up? Will I log on every hour to see did you answer me yet............................



    No x 8.


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