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Lion on the loose in Essex

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  • 27-08-2012 12:46am
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    Neil3030
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    Armed police were last night hunting for a lion believed to be on the loose in Essex. Residents were told to stay indoors after the beast was spotted in fields near Clacton.

    Warning, this will link you to the Daily Mail

    :eek:

    Assuming it's not a cast-member from TOWIE, wandering home from Saturday night, looking a little worse for wear.


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    Colmustard
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    Essex, the lions life is in serious danger.


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    TeddyTedson
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    I wonder how many women it will shag before they catch it.


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    3ndahalfof6
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    a loose lion in essex who would of thought.


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    cruais
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    What does a lion say to his friends before going hunting for food?
    Let us prey













    :o


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    HowAreWe
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    ah jaysus that's awful now


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    Colmustard
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    3ndahalfof6 wrote: »
    a loose lion in essex who would of thought.

    Maybe the journo got it wrong and its really cougars are on the loose in Essex.


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    seven_eleven
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    Why do so many people read/post the daily mail here? There are dozens of other news sources with this story too.


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    B.A._Baracus
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    How does one "hunt" a lion in a city?
    Pretty easy thing to spot dont ya think :pac:


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    IvySlayer
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    :eek:

    Get your pets in if you live in Essex!


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    marshbaboon
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    Can't wait to read the headline tomorrow that links the lion to a terrorism plot.


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    dodderangler
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    A lion loose in Essex
    Ah sure ITS THE ONLY WAY



    See what I did there


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    IvySlayer
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    http://twitter.com/EssexLion

    I love the internet.

    Hope no-one gets injured or killed though :(


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    Ted!
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    Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ..

    In the jungle, the essex jungle, the lion sleeps around tonight.


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    Soups123
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    Hope they catch him before Chewsday


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    cruais
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    Ted! wrote: »
    Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ..

    tIn the jungle, the essex jungle, the lion sleeps around tight.

    Better be careful or he could catch feline aids!


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    Happyman42
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    Wouldn't be the only thing loose in Essex!


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    efb
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    http://twitter.com/EssexLion

    I love the internet.

    Hope no-one gets injured or killed though :(

    the lion tweets tonight... lol


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    B.A._Baracus
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    Happyman42 wrote: »
    Wouldn't be the only thing loose in Essex!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MqTUZ_MKJY



    :pac:


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    brummytom
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    I give it an hour before the lion comes back with a fake tan and a mane-azzle


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    Wacker The Attacker
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    Jordans growler is on the loose


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    efb
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I give it an hour before the lion comes back with a fake tan and a mane-azzle

    it would need more than an hour to eat (out) Amy Chiles.

    Shut up!


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    Colmustard
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    There are a load of cats loose in Britain. Loads of feral wild pigs as well. That is according to a C4 programme I seen years ago. I believe it as well, loads of witnesses and cats are usually nocturnal and masters at staying out of the way and stealth.

    I don't know about a lion, big fukcers who usually don't care who sees them.


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    Wacker The Attacker
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    efb wrote: »
    it would need more than an hour to eat (out) Amy Chiles.

    Shut up!


    A lion wouldnt munch her off


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    mauzo
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    Ted! wrote: »
    Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ..

    In the jungle, the essex jungle, the lion sleeps around tonight.

    Bahahahaha!!!!!!


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    Johro
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    HowAreWe wrote: »
    ah jaysus that's awful now
    Nah, 'it seemed to be enjoying itself'.
    :pac:


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    Johro
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    brummytom wrote: »
    I give it an hour before the lion comes back with a fake tan and a mane-azzle
    Shu-up.


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    ballsymchugh
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    if it's looking to go clubbing, should try tiger tiger..


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    syklops
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    Soups123 wrote: »
    Hope they catch him before Chewsday

    Seriously???


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    mauzo
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    Soups123 wrote: »
    Hope they catch him before Chewsday

    I've been boozing all day, but that was sober funny


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    ejmaztec
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    Colmustard wrote: »
    Maybe the journo got it wrong and its really cougars are on the loose in Essex.

    Perhaps the journo's a lion bastard.


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