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Cheer me up . . Please

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    I wanted to thank your post but I dont know how
    kfallon wrote: »
    P.S. I think you can only 'thank' posts after you have posted a certain amount of 'contributions'

    Yeah, Kfallons right, i think it's after 10 posts that the thank button appears?

    Welcome to boards and sorry for your shitty night. Here, watch this:

    (Drunk people doin' stupid shit usually cheers me up!)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Baby Monkey on a pig, What's not to like?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    sorry Ive drawn a blank



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Ev84 wrote: »
    Yeah, Kfallons right, i think it's after 10 posts that the thank button appears?

    Yup, its 10 before you can 'Thank'


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 Notorious P.I.G


    Baby Monkey on a pig, What's not to like?
    This has actually made my day (night?) . .I love pigs!!! (ahem check out username! :D)


    Also this has cheered me up, I love stupid people on facebook :)
    http://failbook.failblog.org/page/1/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    Think this is nearly the anthem for AH


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    No song that makes me happier


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Is toffee crisp a euphemism for penis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    May be showing my age here a wee bit....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Ok try this

    Add your age that you are this year and the last two digits of your date of birth together

    If you got a 3 digit answer ...add them all together(i.e 134 1+3+4=8)

    What ever number you got ...add 1 to it

    Now the number you got ...turn it into a letter by using the following method ....if you got 1 its A....2 its B......3 its C ......4 its D ....5 its E....and so on till you got your letter

    OK now whatever letter you got think of a Country that that begins with the letter you got

    Whatever Country you got ....think of an animal that begins with the second letter of that Country

    Now lastly think of a colour of the animal you got






















































    You were thinking of a Grey Elephant from Denmark!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Doc wrote: »
    Is toffee crisp a euphemism for penis?

    Get out ya filthy ratbag :pac:

    And if it was I wouldn't be asking if someone wanted to bite it :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    kfallon wrote: »
    Get out ya filthy ratbag :pac:

    And if it was I wouldn't be asking if someone wanted to bite it :eek:

    Hey I don’t know what you crazy kids get up to these days and I know a couple of guys with mickeys like toffee crisps. Riddled they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    Check out Faraday the blob... &, of course, TAKANOTSUME, there are around 5 episodes on youtube:



    &

    anything by Norm Macdonald.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 152 ✭✭whiteley91


    i think i found the song or eh theme tune to the AH brigade! :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Notorious P.I.G.
    Try for a piglet or two...:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    In before " Fap " :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    Doc wrote: »
    Hey I don’t know what you crazy kids get up to these days and I know a couple of guys with mickeys like toffee crisps. Riddled they are.

    Whatever happened to Doctor-Patient confidentiality? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    The Ben and Jerry's hasn't come out yet so it can't be too bad

    Watch this timeless video, bound to make you laugh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    What would happen if Cows decided they had had enough of being killed en masse for food, got organized, and staged a revolution?

    This EPIC song explores that concept.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭Ev84


    I love pigs!!! (ahem check out username! :D)

    A.K.A Piggie smalls ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Hello. wait a minute . has anyone welcomed Notorious to Brds. i know they lurked but there a member now. Shame on all of us. yes me included cause while writing this i still have not welcomed op to brds. as a member which i willl dooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................................ ................................. ..................................... ........................... ..................................... ............................................ Now
    Welcome to Boards.ie . home to many crazy looneys inlcuding myself. i like bisquits.

    You may remember/know me from such threads as Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...... and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and some of the many millions of rants i start and problems i have and my random posts in The Foxes Den.

    Jezus though i lost all my writen work there . i hovered over that button that shows your desktop on W7. and though i closed the page. few my hear t i would have been heart broken after all my dedicated work has gone into this post to make your night good. So Dont be a stranger. cause im very sure all of my fellow boardies and now yours will be there isint that right... waits for a mumble in backround . So ya thats my job done. Happy halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeen :pac: :pac:

    I really should read all the other posts before i jump to any conclusions i may or may not have jumped to in this television series.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Hello. wait a minute . has anyone welcomed Notorious to Brds. i know they lurked but there a member now. Shame on all of us. yes me included cause while writing this i still have not welcomed op to brds. as a member which i willl dooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................................ ................................. ..................................... ........................... ..................................... ............................................ Now
    Welcome to Boards.ie . home to many crazy looneys inlcuding myself. i like bisquits.

    You may remember/know me from such threads as Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...... and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... and some of the many millions of rants i start and problems i have and my random posts in The Foxes Den.

    Jezus though i lost all my writen work there . i hovered over that button that shows your desktop on W7. and though i closed the page. few my hear t i would have been heart broken after all my dedicated work has gone into this post to make your night good. So Dont be a stranger. cause im very sure all of my fellow boardies and now yours will be there isint that right... waits for a mumble in backround . So ya thats my job done. Happy halloweeeeeeeeeeeeeen :pac: :pac:

    I really should read all the other posts before i jump to any conclusions i may or may not have jumped to in this television series.

    *drags shannon tek off to the nest*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Rud


    One of the facts of my life is that i have ginger pubes.Usually this makes people laugh in disgust and pity.Hopefully this will also cheer you up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Saila wrote: »
    *drags shannon tek off to the nest*

    Where am i going ..... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Rud wrote: »
    One of the facts of my life is that i have ginger pubes.Usually this makes people laugh in disgust and pity.Hopefully this will also cheer you up

    Why dont you take a seat over there?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Pretty sure you're a chick, but this honestly cheers me up every time I see it.
    (It's not NSFW, but not 100% appropriate either. You might get some funny looks...)



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
    And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O
    With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
    Here a "moo" there a "moo"
    Everywhere a "moo-moo"
    Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

    Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
    And on his farm he had a pig, E-I-E-I-O
    With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
    Here a (snort) there a (snort)
    Everywhere a (snort-snort)
    With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
    Here a "moo" there a "moo"
    Everywhere a "moo-moo"
    Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

    Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
    And on his farm he had a horse, E-I-E-I-O
    With a "neigh, neigh" here and a "neigh, neigh" there
    Here a "neigh" there a "neigh"
    Everywhere a "neigh-neigh"
    With a (snort) here and a (snort) there
    Here a (snort) there a (snort)
    Everywhere a (snort-snort)
    With a "moo-moo" here and a "moo-moo" there
    Here a "moo" there a "moo"
    Everywhere a "moo-moo"
    Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O


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