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Scumbag Romance

  • 18-12-2009 04:16AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,435 ✭✭✭✭


    In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin megastore drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie.

    Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "fiance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improv. I love Dublin :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Lexus1976


    redout wrote: »
    In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin megastore drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie.

    Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "fiance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improv. I love Dublin :)

    ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,275 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    God if there where no ''Scumbags'' around what would half of ya s talk bout on here ? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Probably Dublin 4 peoples romances."loike do you want to totally get engaged blossom" :p





    There is snow on the ground :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    And they'd have lirrul Anto, and Liamo, and Johno, and Chantel...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,810 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    Dublin City Forum that way
    >

    ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Curious question, but does anyone actually know anybody by the name of ''Jacinta''?

    Ive come accross my fair share of scobes in life and never met anyone by that name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Sieg Heil Mein Führer!

    Sterilization is the key.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,275 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Dancor wrote: »
    Curious question, but does anyone actually know anybody by the name of ''Jacinta''?

    Ive come accross my fair share of scobes in life and never met anyone by that name.

    Ya i worked with a girl from talla called Jacinta she aint a scumbag either still mates with her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    \Frada "Which town"? \Frada


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,846 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Dancor wrote: »
    Curious question, but does anyone actually know anybody by the name of ''Jacinta''?

    Ive come accross my fair share of scobes in life and never met anyone by that name.

    Yep and she 'got it into her' by half the office.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    The old virgin mega store is scumbag central alright,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 107 ✭✭Palmerstown_guy


    There is nothing better/worse than Dublin scumbags that are in love...sure they only create even more scumbag babies and around it goes...;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    redout wrote: »
    Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta"

    There must be millions of teenage Jacintas in Dublin, even though I've never met one or heard of one. Yet they seem to feature in every scumbag story on boards.

    Strange.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    stovelid wrote: »
    There must be millions of teenage Jacintas in Dublin, even though I've never met one or heard of one. Yet they seem to feature in every scumbag story on boards.

    Strange.

    Indeed. And they regularly seem to be riding Antos. Odd that.

    I feel sorry for the lad. He did a Feeky McGee on it, put himself out there and went for the prize and got shot down in a cruel public fashion.

    Chin up old boy, your day will come.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15 de_mirelurk


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Chin up old boy, your day will come.

    I'm unclear on this last point. Do you mean the day of the conviction or the day of the sentencing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    redout wrote: »
    In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin megastore drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie.

    Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "fiance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improv. I love Dublin :)

    An addidas dedicated scumbag and a nike scumbag getting together?
    That's a Christmas miracle right there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Dublin City Forum that way
    >

    ;)
    keano_afc wrote: »
    \Frada "Which town"? \Frada

    Just because it happened in Dublin doesn't make the topic Dublin specific.

    -Funk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭g-whizz


    funk-you wrote: »
    Just because it happened in Dublin doesn't make the topic Dublin specific.

    -Funk

    why do you feel the need to sign every post you make?
    stevie wonder can see who you are!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭monkeypants


    redout wrote: »
    "I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta."
    Possibly the best rejection ever. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    g-whizz wrote: »
    why do you feel the need to sign every post you make?
    stevie wonder can see who you are!

    Why do you feel the need to have a big signature taking up more of my screen? Oh, I geddit. It's only annoying if it's above the line. Seriously dude, get a hobby.

    -Funk


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    stovelid wrote: »
    There must be millions of teenage Jacintas in Dublin, even though I've never met one or heard of one. Yet they seem to feature in every scumbag story on boards.

    Strange.
    I was working in Kenya a couple of weeks back and got chatting to a security guard of the building. She told me her name was Jacinta and i near pee pee'd myself. So i know more Jacinta's in Kenya than i do in Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    Judge not, lest ye be judged.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I feel sorry for the lad. He did a Feeky McGee on it, put himself out there and went for the prize and got shot down in a cruel public fashion.

    Some of the scumbag spoof tales often have dramatic merit but are fatally compromised by the lack of research in topical working class names.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭Bluscreendream


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Sieg Heil Mein Führer!

    Sterilization is the key.;)

    Absolutely... Let's usher through that neutering bill ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    An addidas dedicated scumbag and a nike scumbag getting together?
    That's a Christmas miracle right there.
    It's the sequal to ''Across the Barricades''.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    redout wrote: »
    In town tonight walking along the quays outside the old Virgin megastore drinking a bottle of water and I saw two young scumbags wearing the face off one an other as I approached. Nothing wrong with that in itself. The bloke was wearing the classic adidas 3 stripe tracksuit with matching baseball cap at about 45 degrees and the young wan in nike tracksuit bottoms and matching hoodie.

    Just as I got to them the bloke stopped kissing her and said in a typical scumbag tone "Do ya wanna get engaged flower". I immediately spat out my water and began pissing myself laughing. Maybe you had to be there but it was pure comical. Then it got even better when the young wan answered " I'm not marrying you, you were riding Jacinta". At that point two Dublin bus drivers presumably on a break standing nearby started pissing themselves also. The scumbag then started on the bus drivers with his "fiance" having to try pull him away. All in all it was better than a night at the improv. I love Dublin :)

    Alot of pissing oneself going on in Dublin. No wonder the place stinks.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 371 ✭✭Kradock


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I was working in Kenya a couple of weeks back and got chatting to a security guard of the building. She told me her name was Jacinta and i near pee pee'd myself. So i know more Jacinta's in Kenya than i do in Ireland.


    It's now happening in Kenya, though it is described in a more juvenile manner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Sieg Heil Mein Führer!

    Sterilization is the key.;)


    I agree!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    An addidas dedicated scumbag and a nike scumbag getting together?
    That's a Christmas miracle right there.

    Nope, this is the magical spirit of Christmas!.

    :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,612 ✭✭✭bullets


    When the third matrix film was on in the cinema had a knacker couple sit
    in the seat directly in front of me (even though there were plenty of others)

    The decided to wear the face off each other and more! they had their hand
    jammed down each other's crotches where she was giving yer man a tug job,
    and he looked like he was trying to start a fire with the friction of his hands on her bush. She Finished him off, before cleaning her hands by flicking her fingers, he proceeded to open a bottle of coke and smell his own fingers,
    and yer wan looked up and said rather loudly Oi! that's Keano Reeves! before
    leaving the cinema. Yer man give's me dagger eyes as if to say what your problem!

    I got two shows for the price of one! :eek:

    ~B


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