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Man is married to a horse on Jerry Springer

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    armaghbhoy wrote: »
    Thoughts? Opinions?
    8/10

    Have ridden uglier!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭Lightbulb Sun


    Whatever you're into.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Marrying a mare must be a nightmare.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Sarah Jessica Parker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    armaghbhoy wrote: »
    I was watching an episode of Jerry Springer, which lead me to this one and I wish I never found it. Lol




    Thoughts? Opinions?

    This is ancient.

    It is actually true. This guy lived out on a trailer and occassionally had sex with horses. He was on a documentary on ch4 about those of that persuasion, dog shaggers and the like.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭paulmclaughlin


    Well armaghbhoy, when a man and a horse love each other very much...


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Ah HHAAYYYEr
    Leave it out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,753 ✭✭✭Vito Corleone


    He's not a very stable guy, they probably won't be married furlong.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Before he got married he used to be fond of the whorse.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,880 ✭✭✭yosser hughes


    Caligula would have blushed.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    If hes happy then leave him be OP. your no oil painting yourself.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30 DrArse


    Wouldnt kick that horse outta the sack for farting


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    If hes happy then leave him be OP. your no oil painting yourself.

    If you married a horse Tom, you'd need something a lot bigger than a step ladder.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Imagine what the kids will look like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    Would I marry a horse? Neigh.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,642 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Hmm, not much crazier than....Man is married to Jerry Springer on a horse!


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,129 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    So, let me get this straight: In American, you can not marry someone of the same gender, but you can marry something that's not even the same species?? :confused:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    Happened in Ireland way before this guy did it! :eek:
    one king in Donegal, Ireland married a horse


  • Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Real Life


    I wonder how much of a say the horse had in this marriage


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,379 ✭✭✭✭rubadub


    but one king in Donegal, Ireland married a horse, which represented his area's goddess
    Hope the eyecandy in Donegal has improved since then.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    rubadub wrote: »
    Hope the eyecandy in Donegal has improved since then.

    :D

    Some of the finest ladies in the land in Donegal, maybe even the finest! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    They put the 17th century (i think it was) philosopher Nietzche in an insane asylum for embracing a horse in public.. Bit like how they put Oscar Wilde in prison for embracing a man in the 19th? century... Nice to see society moving forward on these issues


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 698 ✭✭✭belcampprisoner


    you know jerry springer is made up


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I dont hear people giving Matthew Broderick any grief


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭murraykil


    you know jerry springer is made up

    It's massively staged, as is pretty much everything that in on tv.

    But the unusual people and their unusual antics are often real.
    Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

    ― Mark Twain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    you know jerry springer is made up


    That particular gentleman was entirely genuine. Dead now, I believe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Nodin wrote: »
    That particular gentleman was entirely genuine. Dead now, I believe.

    Can you get rabies from a horse?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    Can you get rabies from a horse?


    I'd imagine so. I think yer man died of some contracted illness. Thats what ye get for not having safe sex when your sleeping around the stable.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Speedsie
    ¡arriba, arriba! ¡andale, andale!


    There's an American woman who married the Eiffel tower, but had an adulterous affair with the Berlin Wall.

    :D


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