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  • 20-03-2010 9:19pm
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    Biggins
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    Fired for demanding sex!

    An Australian 19-year-old working as a police officer was kicked off the force for conduct unbecoming a police officer. The reason she was fired: Attempting to have sex with every man in uniform. Oh and lying about witnesses and being generally crazy. But mostly the sex thing.
    A POLICE officer who was sacked after begging colleagues for sex has lost her unfair dismissal claim.
    Within days of being posted Jessica Parfrey propositioned her supervisor to have an affair because “everyone knows you’re supposed to fall in love with your buddy”.
    A month later, after he turned her down, she told him: “Can’t we just f***? I am a 19-year-old girl, what is wrong with you?”
    The Industrial Relations Commission in Sydney heard that Ms Parfrey also offered an officer oral sex in a pub toilet and carpark and later propositioned another, saying: “I know you want me.”
    She tried to call another colleague 12 times, left six text messages and then offered to help him study for his police exams by stripping off an item of clothing for every question he got correct. He refused.

    http://guyism.com/2010/03/19-year-old-female-cop-fired-for-wanting-to-bone-everyone.html

    Shot in the head, helicopter pilot/soldier still manages to fly out of war zone and save 20 lives!
    A HERO Chinook pilot was shot between the eyes by a Taliban bullet - but flew on and saved all 20 aboard.

    Flight Lieutenant Ian Fortune, 28, had flown in to pick up casualties as a firefight raged between American and Afghan forces and heavily-armed rebels near Garmsir in Helmand Province.

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/2879290/Pilot-was-shot-between-the-eyes-and-still-flew-to-safety.html#ixzz0ikYvo5nx


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    thetonynator
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    great to have something a bit funnier on AH . . its gone too serious around here . . .civil servants, the pope, house price depreciation . . .sex crazed police officers!!!!


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    CantGetNoSleep
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    Can't believe this wasn't the first response so I will shout it at you : PICS OR GET THE FCUK OUT OF HERE


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    #4
    Biggins
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    I could have mentioned earlier that India wants to Ban Linsey Lohan (HERE) From entering their country!
    LOL Who could blame them! :pac:


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    Red Hand
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    Not my cup of tea from the pics in the link.


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    Biggins
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    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Not my cup of tea from the pics in the link.
    You might have preferred her handcuffs though! :D


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    Red Hand
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    Biggins wrote: »
    You might have preferred her handcuffs though! :D

    Huh?


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    [Deleted User]
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    hot [ ]
    chick [x]


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    Biggins
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    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Huh?
    She wants sex - she a police officer - bed games... :pac:


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    ejmaztec
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    thetonynator wrote: »
    great to have something a bit funnier on AH

    Nothing remotely funny about getting shot in the helmet.


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    Red Hand
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    Biggins wrote: »
    She wants sex - she a police officer - bed games... :pac:

    I'm not following...?


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    Armin_Tamzarian
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    Biggins wrote: »
    She wants sex - she a police officer - bed games... :pac:

    What like hide the truncheon :eek:
    No thanks...


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    Scarydoll
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    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    I'm not following...?

    Seriously? Do you need diagrams?


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    Red Hand
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    scareydoll wrote: »
    Seriously? Do you need diagrams?

    Would be a big help, thanks. Now off with you Biggins and scareydoll, and you two act out the scenario involved and come up with a diagram.


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    Biggins
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    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Would be a big help, thanks. Now off with you Biggins and scareydoll, and you two act out the scenario involved and come up with a diagram.
    Even better, you come (cum?) and hold the camera - yes! - the CAMERA!!! :D


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    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Lol at story number one...

    Wow at story number two...


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    Red Hand
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Even better, you come (cum?) and hold the camera - yes! - the CAMERA!!! :D

    Hmmmm?


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    ejmaztec
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    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Hmmmm?

    Don't tell me, you're now looking for a flow-chart, as well as a diagram?


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    Red Hand
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    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Don't tell me, you're now looking for a flow-chart, as well as a diagram?

    Wrong!

    More Ishikawa diagram.


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    SugarHigh
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    Only biggins could consider a man getting shot in the head a light hearted news story.


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    Biggins
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    Only biggins could consider a man getting shot in the head a light hearted news story.
    Not really ;) , the better story in spite of that, the heroic story that he just kept going.
    Thats worth mentioning I feel.


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    ejmaztec
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    Jeremiah 33 3 wrote: »
    Wrong!

    More Ishikawa diagram.

    In that case, I'll put you down for a chalk outline.


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    orourkeda
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    Any loose gardai? Come on girls I need a good ride off a girl in uniform


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    SugarHigh
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Not really ;) , the better story in spite of that, the heroic story that he just kept going.
    Thats worth mentioning I feel.
    When he landed he got shot again and died.


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    Biggins
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    When he landed he got shot again and died.

    Aaa, had you read the full story, you would have seen "Ian was taken to the field hospital and treated for his wound".
    No word on him dying anywhere!

    ...and he continued flying for eight minutes before landing at Camp Bastion.
    Did one of his own soldiers shoot him there!


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    SugarHigh
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Aaa, had you read the full story, you would have seen "Ian was taken to the field hospital and treated for his wound".
    No word on him dying anywhere!

    ...and he continued flying for eight minutes before landing at Camp Bastion.
    Did one of his own soldiers shoot him there!
    yes


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    Biggins
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    yes
    Back that up with links or just stop spouting rubbish and go troll elsewhere.


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    SugarHigh
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Back that up with links or just stop spouting rubbish and go troll elsewhere.
    http://www.freewebs.com/hyrulianreligion/link_evo.jpg


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    Biggins
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    http://www.freewebs.com/hyrulianreligion/link_evo.jpg
    Just as I thought, we are dealing here with the height of intelligence. See ya.


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    #30
    SugarHigh
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Just as I thought, we are dealing here with the height of intelligence. See ya.
    I provided you with 10 links. What more could you want?


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    Biggins
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    SugarHigh wrote: »
    I provided you with 10 links. What more could you want?
    From yourself, just a simple demonstration of possessing working braincells.


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