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Making my fingers fat

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  • 28-11-2008 8:17pm
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    longfordjames
    Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭


    Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Boil them.


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    #3
    Danbo!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    Practice


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    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    Remove the first joint. It'll create the illusion of stubbiness.

    That or eat more finger food*



    *what? WHAT? wow... what the Hell. /me gets coat.


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Dip them in batter.


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    #6
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    longfordjames wrote: »
    Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

    Slam the car door on them. I did this before and was left with 4 cocktail sausages and ketchup.


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    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    longfordjames wrote: »
    Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?



    Request user name change to Golm and live with it.


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    #8
    FlutterinBantam
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    pm Quality:cool:


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    #9
    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    Fat fingers are class.
    Sorry your missing out dude, but you'll never have fat fingers. Looks like you'll just have to live with being a finger failure.


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    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    http://www.youmail.com/login/greetingView.do?id=1020


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    tony1kenobi
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    Radium.


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    f1dan
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    Implants


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
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    Finger my ma.


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    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    http://media.ugoto.com/pictures/fingers-too-fat-348.jpg


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    truecrippler
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    Send them to America for 2 weeks.


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    #16
    Terry
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    Impregnate a short fat chick and live through your children.


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    brianthebard
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    Do grip exercises.


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    #18
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ignore the ad. Do NOT let your fingers do the walking.


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    #19
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    longfordjames wrote: »
    Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

    Just use two or more fingers on your girlfriend instead for the same effect.


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    ibuprofen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 184 ✭✭ibuprofen


    Check it out. Good for mountaineering etc ....

    http://www.everlast.com/everlast-hand-and-finger-strengthener.html


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    IvySlayer
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    Stop giving them so much exercise. Cut back on the DIY :pac:


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    Sharpshooter
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    OP , try to get a part in the next saw movie.
    lt sounds like, you are serious like, and l'd like to see Jigsaw sort out your problem.:)


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    unreggd
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    Inject them with cookin oil

    Worked for this mott's face

    kor2_1111849c.jpg


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    Kold
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    An hero.


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    #25
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    Don't bother. Use 'em to your advantage and take up piano.


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    #26
    Prof.Badass
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    emeraldstar wrote: »
    Don't bother. Use 'em to your advantage and take up piano.

    actually if you play piano you're fingers will become more muscular and hence less skinny, the whole "piano fingers" thing is bs.

    Just excercise them, taking up piano would be one way, but i'm sure there's others. squeeze a stress ball or something. Or do those grip excercise things brian the bard was talking about.


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    abi2007
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    Have you tried weights to buff them up a bit?? Ask you gym instructor for the best program for your fingers.


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    Crann na Beatha
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    #29
    SoWatchaWant
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    longfordjames wrote: »
    Overall I'm happy with my weight but my fingers are long and skinny.anyone know how to make them fat?

    20 years of menial labour should do it. That's why my dad and uncles have them.


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