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    #62
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    All the other candidates are Muslims/ Friends of Bill Ayers/ unpatriotic. Except me. I'm whatever the thing is that you need to think I am to vote for me.

    And I shoot wolves from helicopters too, I'm f*cking badass.


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    #63
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    oeb wrote: »
    I don't have enough free time. I'm vindictive and very likely to ban anyone who disagrees with me. I have not been around long enough for anyone to really know me. I have no modding experience in any community of this size. I have a childish sense of humor and would be very likely to change peoples posts for my own amusement.

    Over all I would be the perfect choice (You ARE looking to make feedback busier right?)
    You can takemy place the next time I crack.

    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    I don't think there's anyone I loath enough to wish modding AH on them. It was cruel and unusual punishment when they appointed Mordeth, I sympathised with the poor lad, I truly did.
    Don't pity him. He wanted it and got everything he deserved.


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    #64
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,016 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    All the other candidates are Muslims/ Friends of Bill Ayers/ unpatriotic. Except me. I'm whatever the thing is that you need to think I am to vote for me.

    And I shoot wolves from helicopters too, I'm f*cking badass.


    ....
    Future Karoma wrote:
    Thats Racist.


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    #65
    zuroph
    Registered Users Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    Ladies and gentlefolk,

    As a young Boardsie I always dreamed of being a baseball.

    I want "Da powah!" : The dizzying rolleyes, the terrifying lols. I want people to complain about me in feedback. I want To know what its like to have random internet people hate me cos i wouldnt let them lolcat.

    The internet IS serious business. just dont post a picture saying so. Not on my watch.



    We must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.


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    #66
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Nobody did a poem as good as mine, I am a shoe in:p

    Me poem http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58035316&postcount=8


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    #67
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    /thread. We have a winner. Bigtommy is a legend.

    i still read that thread from time to time, my all time favourite boards thread


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    #68
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    Laura ?
    Wonder where she is working now the recession has hit?


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    #69
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I nominate Sarky.


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    #70
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    All the other candidates are Muslims/ Friends of Bill Ayers/ unpatriotic. Except me. I'm whatever the thing is that you need to think I am to vote for me.

    And I shoot wolves from helicopters too, I'm f*cking badass.
    Sorry. We don't accept Sarah Palin wannabes.

    If you are actually Sarah Palin we will take you because that would be beyond funny. I suspect that you are not her though.


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    #71
    javaboy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    I'm whatever the thing is that you need to think I am to vote for me.

    You'll go much further than AH mod with that approach. It's how FF get in year after year.


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    #72
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,060 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i still read that thread from time to time, my all time favourite boards thread

    Me too. The crazy cat lady one is brilliant as well but I can't find it anymore. :(


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    #73
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Me. I've no virtual friends and my wee sometimes smells of fair trade tea.

    Uh... and other some stuff probably.


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    #74
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Terry wrote: »
    Sorry. We don't accept Sarah Palin wannabes.

    If you are actually Sarah Palin we will take you because that would be beyond funny. I suspect that you are not her though.

    Sarah Palin wouldn't acknowledge such unfounded accusations, no matter how well founded they are.


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    #75
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    And I shoot wolves from helicopters too, I'm f*cking badass.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKRIfFwwWI


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    #76
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I nominate Sarky.

    Does our friendship of years really have to end with me shoving you in a box and hurling it into the cold, black depths of the mid-Pacific in the hopes that you'll be found by Father Dagon?


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    #77
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,850 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Me too. The crazy cat lady one is brilliant as well but I can't find it anymore. :(

    You should read this one.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055186211&highlight=poem


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    #78
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Maybe just maybe it's time to try something a little different. With modship comes great power and with this great power comes thoughts of sexiness towards unsexy men. "Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."

    Maybe the time has come to unsexify the leaders and create a utopian anarchy where Karoma and Cheeky_gal are intellectual equals.

    We, the retards of After Hours, shall unleash a storm of stupidity that even Mordeth at his most drug addled could not have dreamed of in his worst nightmares. Only by maiming and mutilating the moderator clique can we cut out the cancer of bannings and infractions and cause this power crazed leadership to come crashing down before us victorious plebs.

    If that ideas a non starter, give it to Dragan.


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    #79
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Sarky wrote: »
    Does our friendship of years really have to end with me shoving you in a box and hurling it into the cold, black depths of the mid-Pacific in the hopes that you'll be found by Father Dagon?
    Pfft. Like we'd take a Hmod.


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    #80
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Karl Hungus wrote:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKRIfFwwWI

    Exactly, but with less beard.

    And I would have killed the damn thing good and proper.

    When we talk about "illegal aliens", we don't mean the damn Russians.


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    #81
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKRIfFwwWI

    Thats not a wolf..
    IT'S DA THING!!!!!!!!!


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    #82
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Terry wrote: »
    Pfft. Like we'd take a Hmod.

    Ow, my pride :(


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    #83
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I'll give it a go!!!


    It'll give me something to do at nights! :pac:


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    #84
    jhegarty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,438 ✭✭✭jhegarty


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    Sarah Palin wouldn't acknowledge such unfounded accusations, no matter how well founded they are.

    I can see After Hours from my house


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    #85
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Sarky wrote: »
    Ow, my pride :(
    Sorry. :(


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    #86
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Thats not a wolf..
    IT'S DA THING!!!!!!!!!
    And I would have killed the damn thing good and proper.

    When we talk about "illegal aliens", we don't mean the damn Russians.

    Whoosh!


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    #87
    IRISH RAIL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,097 ✭✭✭IRISH RAIL


    I would be interested in applying for advertised position plese forward me details of salaries and benifits...wait this isnt monster.ie :(


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    #88
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    IRISH RAIL wrote: »
    I would be interested in applying for advertised position plese forward me details of salaries and benifits...wait this isnt monster.ie :(

    I think being a Monster helps.


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    #89
    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    IRISH RAIL wrote: »
    I would be interested in applying for advertised position plese forward me details of salaries and benifits...wait this isnt monster.ie :(

    The difference is that AH actually has a vacancy


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    #90
    Nehaxak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Another public service debacle, Irish Rail in Israel...

    ;)


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    #91
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,527 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I'll be backseat mod


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