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The End is nigh!!!

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    #2
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,879 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    FFS not another of these threads.

    /Runs off and hides porn stack


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    #3
    Cheeky monkey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Cheeky monkey


    Haha we're ****ed :p


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    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    to be honest...we deserve it:)


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    seamus
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    I love how you have pretty much every respected scientist in the world excited about this thing and confident that there's a better chance of winning the lotto than destroying the world, yet it just takes one crackpot to get the media all in a frenzy.

    Oh wait, it's the daily mail. They probably just invented the crackpot.

    I suppose, "Science experiment gone awry to destroy world" is much more fun than, "Scientists understand more of world. Rest of population now proportionally stupider."


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    ronano
    Registered Users Posts: 3,136 ✭✭✭ronano


    on the plus side no more threads about it


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Lets start a 'who is going to be the past poster before the world gets sucked into a black hole' thread instead...


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    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    If this destroys the world, i'll laugh in stephen hawkins no-longer-existing face.


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    ejmaztec
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    At least those guys on the International Space Station will get a good view. :eek:


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    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    This topic almost deserves its own forum.


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    Indie18
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    At least those guys on the International Space Station will get a good view. :eek:

    true their fate would be worse than ours cause they will see us get sucked ito our very own man made black whole and will know dom we are stuck up here until we starve to death.


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    thelordofcheese
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    Indie18 wrote: »
    true their fate would be worse than ours cause they will see us get sucked ito our very own man made black whole and will know dom we are stuck up here until we starve to death.

    Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,208 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I wanna be sitting astride the thing, waving a cowboy hat in the air and shouting "YEEEE-HAAAWWWW" when they turn it on.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Indie18
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    Because the ISS would be able to stay that close to the event horizon of a black hole without getting sucked in......

    ssshhh! let me have my fantasy.


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Well I have dabbled a bit in the field of Advanced Thermo Nuclear Physics, as a bit of a fun hobby like. But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.


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    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Indie18 wrote: »
    ssshhh! let me have my fantasy.

    No dammit, for once science will reign supreme in AH.......... ahh fuckkit, go nuts, kid.

    Here this will help fuel your imagination.


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    ejmaztec
    Registered Users Posts: 24,007 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Well I have dabbled a bit in the field of Advanced Thermo Nuclear Physics, as a bit of a fun hobby like. But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

    So the universe started with a big bang and ends with a big suck.


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    Indie18
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    No dammit, for once science will reign supreme in AH.......... ahh fuckkit, go nuts, kid.

    Here this will help fuel your imagination.

    thanks for the link to wiki for all the misinformation one could ever need.


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    So the universe started with a big bang and ends with a big suck.

    Nope, that was my Ma at said party...Jesus you need to pay attention :D


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    Pompey Magnus
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    But if it does create a black hole it'll be so small that it would just dissolve, sucking less than my Ma at a stag party.

    Yore Ma's so fat she will plug the Black Hole and save us all.


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Didn't the star trek lads used to fly in and out of black holes fairly handy?


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    ejmaztec
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    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Nope, that was my Ma at said party...Jesus you need to pay attention :D

    I hope that those scientists are paying more attention than me, particularly when they're reading the instruction manual. If it's written by an Ikea man, we're definitely screwed, because even Einstein couldn't have followed one of them. :eek:


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    120_Minutes
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    Within four years, one of these 'celestial vacuums' could have swollen to such a size that it is capable of sucking the Earth inside-out,

    wait...2008 + 4 = 2012

    those aztecs were right!!!! :eek:


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    BaZmO*
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    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    Didn't the star trek lads used to fly in and out of black holes fairly handy?
    I think it was only Captain Kirk that was doing Uhura


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    120_Minutes wrote:
    those aztecs were right!!!!
    why... what they say?


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    Black Swan
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    Ponster wrote: »
    This topic almost deserves its own forum.
    Or it could be made a sticky, then many of us would never bother to read it.


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    monkeyfudge
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    seamus wrote: »
    I love how you have pretty much every respected scientist in the world excited about this thing and confident that there's a better chance of winning the lotto than destroying the world, yet it just takes one crackpot to get the media all in a frenzy.

    He's also a chemist. So clearly he knows a lot about advanced particle physics.


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Call Me Jimmy wrote: »
    why... what they say?

    Apparently the world is going to end in 2012 and Englands Olympic hosting is just a big cover up so they can build a huge nuke or something that will destroy us all....
    I believe there are some threads about that here somewhere


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    #29
    Carsinian Thau
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    120_Minutes wrote: »
    wait...2008 + 4 = 2012

    those aztecs were right!!!! :eek:

    That was the Mayans. Also, iirc that theory may be due to a miscalculation/mistranslation.

    Or maybe not...

    And as another poster said: ffs, we have enough of these threads.


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    #30
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Ahhhh, we can never have enough threads.


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    RxQueen
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    Im off work tomorrow, so lalala im going to enjoy my last day before i die! cant get much better than that!


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