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The Elephant In The Room

The Backwards Man

How'd he get in there to start with? That's the first question I'd address.

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everlast75

The Backwards Man wrote: »

How'd he get in there to start with? That's the first question I'd address.

I know but can't talk about it...

maudgonner

He snuck in, hiding in a trunk.

andekwarhola

Fitting into a turn of phrase isn't bound by normal laws of science.

[Deleted User]

I'm more concerned about the 800-pound gorilla. You'd think someone would have noticed it.

Barry Badrinath

The OP needs a dedicated thread like Kneemos.

We all know what you are up to Mr.Backwards!

Put down your bottle of bog Poitin, pick up yer bottle of red lemonade and cheese sammiches and get back to work.

super_furry

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm more concerned about the 800-pound gorilla. You'd think someone would have noticed it.

They did, they shot that bastard cos some kid followed him in.

The Backwards Man

McGruber wrote: »

The OP needs a dedicated thread like Kneemos.

We all know what you are up to Mr.Backwards!

Put down your bottle of bog Poitin, pick up yer bottle of red lemonade and cheese sammiches and get back to work.

The midges would eat you alive today ( not a turn of phrase!), work has been cancelled until further notice

Shurimgreat

You wouldn't notice him after a while.

maudgonner

The Backwards Man wrote: »

The midges would eat you alive today ( not a turn of phrase!), work has been cancelled until further notice

May I refer you to this post:

The Backwards Man wrote: »

People who complain about midges are silly

humberklog

The room is a construct built around the elephant.
It's more a matter of how you get the elephant out of the room after bad planning.

brevity

humberklog wrote: »

It's more a matter of how you get the elephant out of the room after bad planning.

Bit by bit?

The Backwards Man

maudgonner wrote: »

May I refer you to this post:

They aren't eating me though!

maudgonner

I saw the movie Room in the cinema and really enjoyed it.

I was surprised that none of the reviews mentioned the bit where the elephant showed up though, it seemed like a bizarre plot twist for a story about a kidnapped woman & child locked in a bunker?

howardmarks

This site is rapidly going downhill

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

The room is big enough for an elephant and he's nice and quiet. Stop whinging.

The Backwards Man

howardmarks wrote: »

This site is rapidly going downhill

Just like me when the midges started.

Have you any knowledge of indoor elephants?

maudgonner

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

The room is big enough for an elephant and he's nice and quiet. Stop whinging.

He's getting rent allowance to pay for that room and hasn't worked a day in his life. Bloody pachyderm spongers! :mad:

DakarVert

Easy, You get a baby elephant and take him through the door. (They only weigh 2% of a fully grown male elephant)

No one ever mentioned that it was a fully grown elephant!!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

maudgonner wrote: »

He's getting rent allowance to pay for that room and hasn't worked a day in his life. Bloody pachyderm spongers! :mad:

He just came to drink a beer and chill with the rest of us!

maudgonner

How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?

Bloody huge footprints all over the butter.

Pinch Flat

Room was built around him. Simples.

maudgonner

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

He just came to drink a beer and chill with the rest of us!

I never realised elephants liked Tennents.

I'd have thought they would prefer Tiger Beer tbh.

SEPT 23 1989

somebodys started the holiday weekend early

Cathy.C

McGruber wrote: »

pick up yer bottle of red lemonade..

Ah that's low.

Alf Stewart.

Right stupid lookin yokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uZQnhvf49o

maudgonner

Alf Stewart. wrote: »

Right stupid lookin yokes.

Bit rich from the country that gave us the platypus and the echidna!

Ruu

Pink elephants in your situ.

Alf Stewart.

maudgonner wrote: »

Bit rich from the country that gave us the platypus and the echidna!

You guys gave the world Marty Morrissey.

Nuff said. :pac:

gramar

The elephant in the room should never be mentioned. Please delete this thread and everyone forget they ever saw it.

fullstop

everlast75 wrote: »

I know but can't talk about it...

Biggins is back