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If you were in charge, what rules would you make?

sryanbruen

I listened to the radio recently and this woman said that the government would want to make sanitary towels free :rolleyes:.

This has made me ask here that if you were in charge, what rules would you make?

Mine would be NO SMOKING ANYWHERE.

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MadDog76

I'd bring in a Shoot To Kill policy for anybody over the age of 12 who cycles a bike.

GalwayGirl26

1) Everybody has to dress in suits and/or ballgowns. Class it up a bit lads.

2) Scumbags and idiots to the workhouse where they will prepare lunches/dinners for the rest of the population. You can also hire them out if you want, but they must be returned by nightfall.

3) Galway is the new capital of Ireland. Dublin is relegated to the New Longford. Longford is the New Monaghan and so on.

4) Fines for Fatties to replace the T.V. Licence.

5) Every Monday is a bank holiday Monday.

TheWarChicken

Gulag for -
Hipsters
Goths
Teachers over the age of 60 (retire already!
People who refuse to use the English language properly.
Destruction of the gaeltacht
Invade the Falklands.

manonboard

Duggy747 wrote: »

If you're caught talking or using your phone during a film in the cinema then you'll be brought down to the front and executed in front of everyone.

Can we record this on our phones?

JuliusCaesar

No hawking and spitting in public! Just swallow your phlegm, for heaven's sake and stop grossing the rest of us out.

edbrez

No counter staff in McDonalds are allowed to say to a customer "when you're ready".

Andre 3000

Women must wear high heels at all times

:pac:

Lyaiera

Every child will be issued with a vuvuzela on their fifth birthday.

Collie D

Going to get hammered for this...

Women are to be banned from using ATMs and Tesco self service machines.

So as not to completely alienate the better smelling gender I will give all women free travel on Dublin Bus...so as not to hold up the bus when the driver takes you by surprise by quoting a fare and you have to go rummaging through your bag

freshpopcorn

Any type of sexual intercourse outside of marriage should be illegal!
First offence would be a fine.
Second offence would be a fine and community service.
Third offence would be a prison sentence.
Forth offence would be a long prison sentence and so on.

Ruu

No socks and sandals together.

sryanbruen

Two oulfellas crashed into my mother's car recently in Fairview. They looked like the age of over 80/90.

Such people shouldn't be allowed drive.

jamesbere

Abortions for some, miniature Irish flags for other's

thegreatgonzo

Dial Hard wrote: »

Great idea, seeing as women are generally expected to shave too.

Anyway, I've a list as long as my arm of rules coming in after I stage my benevolent coup....I've loads more.

Your coup might be benevolent but your regime sure as hell won't be.

MadDog76

Boards Mods must display their real full name, address and contact details below their Username at all times.

endacl

Anybody who votes for a TV talent show loses their right to ever vote in a real election.

Collie D

Escalator training to be mandatory. If you want to stand and let the escalator/travelator do all of the work..no problem but stand aside.

I believe this is an Irish thing. You'd probably be stabbed if you did it on the Tube network in London.

Cee-Jay-Cee

No travelling allowed. All persons must reside in a permanent structure.

sryanbruen

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

No travelling allowed. All persons must reside in a permanent structure.

Wow thank god you're not president

Collie D

Coldplay fans to have a capital C tattooed on their foreheads to prevent decent people accidentally engaging them in conversation.

sryanbruen

uch wrote: »

Mine would be Smoking Everywhere

Yeah good luck to you surviving then as long as me (I do not / will not smoke ever)

corner of hells

Free sniper rifle for everyone and a mandatory day of shooting at things every month.

RTE to be closed down immediately and all employees sent to , you've guessed it , the gulag.

Free hats for everyone.

Anyone who used thier phone to text while driving shall have a phone tattoed on thier face.

HiJacques

Collie D wrote: »

Escalator training to be mandatory. If you want to stand and let the escalator/travelator do all of the work..no problem but stand aside.

I believe this is an Irish thing. You'd probably be stabbed if you did it on the Tube network in London.

People standing still and riding the escalator to the end is actually more efficient than having one side of the escalator free for eijets who can't plan their journey with enough time to reach their destination without having to inconvenience others.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/16/the-tube-at-a-standstill-why-tfl-stopped-people-walking-up-the-escalators

K.Flyer

Devices fitted into all Taxis preventing them from ever breaking the rules of the road and carrying out stupid inconsiderate manoeuvres.

Devices fitted at road intersections that vapourises any vehicle breaking a Red Light or illegally stopping in a Yellow Box unless its an emergency vehicle.

Road Tax built into petrol price.

Build three large hi-tech hi-capacity prisons around the country, which will create jobs, and overhaul the namby pamby hand wringing judicial system.

jamesbere

corner of hells wrote: »

Free sniper rifle for everyone and a mandatory day of shooting at things every month.

RTE to be closed down immediately and all employees sent to , you've guessed it , the gulag.

Free hats for everyone.

Anyone who used thier phone to text while driving shall have a phone tattoed on thier face.

Hats you say, I'm intrigued by this. Tell me more

Collie D

HiJacques wrote: »

People standing still and riding the escalator to the end is actually more efficient than having one side of the escalator free for eijets who can't plan their journey with enough time to reach their destination without having to inconvenience others.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/16/the-tube-at-a-standstill-why-tfl-stopped-people-walking-up-the-escalators

While your theory is at odds with my own it is an interesting viewpoint.

I shall arrange extra rations for you on every second Sunday you serve in the gulag.

corner of hells

jamesbere wrote: »

Hats you say, I'm intrigued by this. Tell me more

First of all when you meet someone likeminded , you have the option of "tipping your hat to them ".

Large hats can be used to store stuff in , like a sammich or a smaller hat.

Sir I advise you to Google "ushanka" , you will be suitably impressed and it be one of life's goals to obtain one.

Finally , sir , I tip my hat to you.

Lyaiera

I'd ban swing dancing. Stupid twirly gob****es.

ElChe32

Louth will be liquidated.

That's all I'd do.

thegreatgonzo

Lyaiera wrote: »

I'd ban swing dancing. Stupid twirly gob****es.

They're twirling towards freedom you monster:eek: