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If you were in charge, what rules would you make?

sryanbruen

I listened to the radio recently and this woman said that the government would want to make sanitary towels free :rolleyes:.

This has made me ask here that if you were in charge, what rules would you make?

Mine would be NO SMOKING ANYWHERE.

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[Deleted User]

Butters1979 wrote: »

Nope, no taking back. t's on the internet now.

Oh jaysus! I demand my right to be forgotten!!

[Deleted User]

Ormus wrote: »

A special driving licence allowing one to drive having consumed up to 5 alcoholic drinks if one can pass a special stringent driving test (conducted offroad at a special training centre) having consumed 10 alcoholic drinks (under supervision).

Take a taxi

Butters1979

Deleted User wrote: »

Arrah see my earlier post

Nope, no taking back. t's on the internet now.

[Deleted User]

Butters1979 wrote: »

So is toilet paper.

Arrah see my earlier post

[Deleted User]

Hmm let me see now.

It wouldn't be a democracy. I would be your Supreme Ruler.
Like Dial Hard mentioned I too would have Gulags. In to them would go;

People who take up two seats unnecessarily on public transport.

People who listen to music or whatever without earphones on public transport.

There would be compassion trials. So a series of tests to determine whether or not you are a kind and caring human being.

Public displays of affection will be banned. Those engaging in such won't even make it to the Gulag. It will be punishment by death carried out by your Supreme Ruler. Me.

Anyone found taking photos of themselves in the gym will be force fed a diet of garlic cheese chips and pints in the Gulag.

Anyone found taking photos of themselves with a stupid duck face will have to kiss a steady stream of ducks asses in, you guessed it, the Gulag.

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Dial Hard wrote:

3. Likewise people who can't use the Walkinstown roundabout properly.

Any roundabout really.

Winterlong wrote:

You have to pass an IQ test to vote.

As if voter turnout numbers aren't low enough.

Mine would be equal distribution of wealth. There is just no need for some people to have billions when so many have literally nothing. You can talk about the free market all day long, when the rich write the laws with their chequebooks all that is gone to pot.

Ormus

A special driving licence allowing one to drive having consumed up to 5 alcoholic drinks if one can pass a special stringent driving test (conducted offroad at a special training centre) having consumed 10 alcoholic drinks (under supervision).

Butters1979

Deleted User wrote: »

Why would you roll your eyes at sanitary towels being free? It's a basic requirement for much of the population.

So is toilet paper.

reason vs religion

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

No problem with that myself as long as they also made Gillette razors free also.

It's somewhat more socially acceptable for men to go without shaving than women to go without sanitary pads. Women are expected also to shave.

Tabnabs wrote: »

Food is an essential requirement for the entire population and we pay for that, let's have a bit of perspective here...

It's not the mere fact that it's essential; it's that it is an essential that is required of only half the population.

Bandana boy

3 strikes and "Running man" for criminals.

Hunger games for Physically/mentally capable dole scroungers.

Stockades for not picking up after your dog.

Top slicing HR policy to be implemented in all Public Sector jobs

beach_walker

"Two men enter, one man leaves."

Duggy747

If you're caught talking or using your phone during a film in the cinema then you'll be brought down to the front and executed in front of everyone.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Winterlong wrote: »

You have to pass an IQ test to vote.

Very good idea.

Dial Hard

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

No problem with that myself as long as they also made Gillette razors free also.

Great idea, seeing as women are generally expected to shave too.

Anyway, I've a list as long as my arm of rules coming in after I stage my benevolent coup.

1. People who take more than 45 seconds to use an ATM are going in the gulag.

2. Likewise people who take more than a second to move off at a green light.

3. Likewise people who can't use the Walkinstown roundabout properly.

4. Umbrellas will be banned everywhere except the golf course.

5. Opaque black tights will be outlawed between the May bank holiday weekend and October 1st.

6. Statutory "Sunny Day Leave" to be brought in.

I've loads more.

[Deleted User]

Tabnabs wrote: »

Food is an essential requirement for the entire population and we pay for that, let's have a bit of perspective here...

Huh. You're right.

I thought I'd try on a feminist hat. One where perspective is missing. Didn't like it.

sryanbruen

Deleted User wrote: »

Why would you roll your eyes at sanitary towels being free? It's a basic requirement for much of the population.

Because there are a lot of stuff we have to pay for that are basic requirements, food is a big one. I rolled eyes because in the end, we will all say that everything should be free.

Winterlong

You have to pass an IQ test to vote.

hairyslug

everyone gets an abortion, dont care who you are, you are getting one

and labradoodles for every household too

[Deleted User]

I would bring in a rule that all rules must be adhered to. Why bring in rules and then ignore them?

Lyaiera

Anyone who is me drinks for free.

Tabnabs

Deleted User wrote: »

Why would you roll your eyes at sanitary towels being free? It's a basic requirement for much of the population.

Food is an essential requirement for the entire population and we pay for that, let's have a bit of perspective here...

[Deleted User]

Smoking in designated places for some, miniature flags for others.

Timberrrrrrrr

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Why would you roll your eyes at sanitary towels being free? It's a basic requirement for much of the population.

No problem with that myself as long as they also made Gillette razors free also.

[Deleted User]

sryanbruen wrote: »

I listened to the radio recently and this woman said that the government would want to make sanitary towels free :rolleyes:.

This has made me ask here that if you were in charge, what rules would you make?

Mine would be NO SMOKING ANYWHERE.

Why would you roll your eyes at sanitary towels being free? It's a basic requirement for much of the population.

uch

Mine would be Smoking Everywhere