Gwynplaine wrote: » Grown men in soccer jerseys. Watching the snooker here and I can see at least 4 people in the audience in soccer jerseys. They even mentioned it at the interval. I automatically think they're a wanker. Unless you're playing soccer, or at a match, don't wear it. And the fools who refer to their beloved team as "us" and "we", have never even been in England, I avoid them like the plague.
Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: » The bald fella behind Selby's chair is driving me nuts. He's at the snooker every year with his Wimbledon jersey (he's changed into a t-shirt now) and he just pisses me off something fierce.I have absolutely no idea why but he just strikes me as a grade A wanker.
Keane2baMused wrote: » Anyone with a trolley load of food who is still loading the groceries onto the conveyor and purposely ignores you standing there with just one or two things. They could let you go ahead but they're wan*ers
5rtytry56 wrote: » People who come out of the pub and want to cross a busy Dublin road: they don't wait for a gap in the traffic, but walk into the traffic which goes about 20 miles an hour and extend their hands in front of the drivers and cross anyway. Bunch of wancers.
micar wrote: » Did a road race today......10 km. The start is split into groups based on expected times People who put themselves in a group way beyond their ability. You end up starting slow and trying to pass people out.....prevented me doing a time I was hoping to achieve... .bloody muppets ****
EagererBeaver wrote: » Old people who use ATMs for things that take an unfathomable amount of time. Put your card in and get your money out like the rest of us you crusty, old, coffin-dodging pricks.
pgj2015 wrote: » i was in aldi once, i had 1 item, the couple in front of me had 2 trolleys full of stuff, their bill came to 460 euro. they didn't even think about letting me go first id say.
ger vallely wrote: » Anyone in a shopping queue with one or two items, who stands in my breathing space as I am loading up my weekly shop onto the belt. I have no bother letting someone go ahead of me, if they ask. But don't stand in my space expecting me to check out how much shopping you have while I am organising my own. Just ask, don't skulk around, use your voice.
Muahahaha wrote: » Why don't you just offer for them to go ahead of you? Is it that hard? You sound like you are blaming them for being polite and not asking. I'd never ask as someone might be in a genuine hurry to get home but if its offered I always accept, say thanks and then say thanks again as I've got my change from the cashier.
The King of Moo wrote: » Also queue-related: when a new checkout is opened in a shop or supermarket, and the cashier calls "next," which to w**kers apparently sounds identical to "the last person in the very long queue please, and make sure to run so no-one gets ahead of you!"
rubadub wrote: » What do you think should happen? I think ideally people near the front should get it but it would be a right mess putting all their stuff back in and battling backthrough the often narrow section. So I have no idea how to do it more fairly. In my lidl when a queue gets too long a cashier rings a bell and a till opens soon enough. Everybody has copped onto this so when you hear a bell everyone is like meerkats looking for the new till, and not putting stuff down on the conveyor so they can run off easy. In a aldi near me they have lights up and possibly had timers indicating which till was due to open next. I did suggest having a special fast queue for people who know how to get through quickly. You swipe a clubcard to get in past a gate to get near this conveyor. If you hold up the queue fussing with change etc you loose your priveleges and are not allowed in the next time -back to the chatting grannies with you. If you prove to be fast in the regular queues again you get back in.
Clampdown wrote: » Pfffft, people who talk about achieving times in races, marathon's etc. ... epic all-encompassing wankerism!
micar wrote: » Well....I did do a pb....
