Warning to women and men - both victims and potential perpetrators.
I am 38. I've heard about date rape drugs. I've maintained the stance that I must have had my drink spiked in my ill-spent youth. In reality, I had just drank shorts on top of pints.
Last night however, I was drugged. I was drugged and my partner was drugged.
At about 11.30, we were doing the highland swing together (or some version of what you do 6 pints in). Grand job. Lovely hurling.
We had been rotating going out for cigarettes, to guard the well-filled wallets etc. as you do. But, when we both took to the dancefloor, our drinks were unguarded.
Anyway, about 2 minutes later, partner drinking guinness, buckled. (Cynic that I am, I was thinking the ****er is after downing whiskys.) Anyway - other man in bar agrees to escort him the 100 feet to the flat. I go in, down last of my drink and follow.
Now - to return to the flat is maybe 40 feet, turn the corner, 20 feet, turn the corner and 40 feet.
However.............
Somewhere on the last 40 feet, whatever drugged me hit me. I could see the man and my partner just turning in, but I didn't know what was happening so didn't call out (had no idea that I might need to!).
I vividly remember trying to claw with my nails onto the wall. That didn't work, my legs didn't work and I was on the pavement. I tried to crawl, my arms didn't have any strength, my legs I could not feel. I tried to find my phone in handbag, my arms stopped moving.
Apparently, I lay for 2 hours in the pouring rain in London, in a gutter. It seems to me like 10 minutes, but I must have passed out, so I don't even remember the cold.
I remember shouting Help help help and a man with brown skin coming and me saying ambulance. He vanished after that and I kept saying 'please come back'. Probably fell unconcsious again, but my lovely brown-skinned stranger obviously called an ambulance.
Ambulance came and when I was brought to hospital my temperature was 31 degrees. I remember them talking about it reaching 33 degrees and then some sort of round of applause when I reached 36.4.
SO
To men and women. Trust NAE ****er.
To potential perpetrators? 15 minutes longer, I'd have been dead and you'd be looking at a sentence for murder.