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What quotes become inappropriate when mis-attributed?

Elemonator

I'll start off:

"To be the best you have to beat the best" - Chris Brown
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Adolf Hitler
"A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart" - Steve Irwin
"Nailed it" - Jesus Christ

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iguana

"Let them eat cake" Marie Antoinette Capet

maudgonner wrote: »

'Well Holy God, Biddy!"

- Richard Dawkins.

Funnily enough Mick Lally was an atheist and considered religion to be 'codology.'

maudgonner

If you want a wise answer, ask a reasonable question.
- Kneemos

(Really it was Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe, the internet tells me)

cml387

"As a nation we are living beyond our means" Charles Haughey

I think I'm doing it wrong.

Martypants1

WTF? You just stole this thread idea from reddit.....

A new low...

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b2m5a/which_quote_becomes_inappropriate_when/

Ruu

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

- Casanova

cml387

"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member."

Jose Mourinho

razorblunt

"Don't touch my eggs, I'll be back on Sunday".

Jesus H Christ.

silverharp

You can't handle the truth! - Bertie Ahern

razorblunt

Martypants1 wrote: »

WTF? You just stole this thread idea from reddit.....

A new low...

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b2m5a/which_quote_becomes_inappropriate_when/

Pretty sure that's how a lot of threads in AH start.

Maximus Alexander

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

- Donald Trump

Skylinehead

Martypants1 wrote: »

WTF? You just stole this thread idea from reddit.....

A new low...

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4b2m5a/which_quote_becomes_inappropriate_when/

I don't think you understand how the Internet works.

(Abraham Lincoln)

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
- Michael D Higgins

Tangatagamadda Chaddabinga Bonga Bungo

It's okay to eat fish cause they don't have any feelings.
- Martin 's Mad About Fish Guy on RTE

BattleCorp

“The soul is healed by being with children.” - Jimmy Saville

― Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Jaden

"I'll need some Chemicals to remove this Polish" - Adolf H.

gramar

“If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has.”

Sean Dunne

Elemonator

"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"- God

gramar

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Gerry Adams

gramar

"Show me the money"

Any Irish Politician

gramar

"A boy's best friend is his mother"

Daniel O'Donnell

[Deleted User]

You can accomplish by kindness what you cannot by force.

Joseph Stalin

valoren

"I feel the need, the need for Speed!" - Princess Diana.

eeguy

“What you do in this world is a matter of no consequence. The question is what can you make people believe you have done.”

Every public sector worker.

eeguy

"Say hello to my little friend"

Jimmy Saville.

Endaaaagh

"Where my ho's at?"
Gerry Daly

ceekay74

Your smile will give you a positive countenance that will make people feel comfortable around you.

Shane McGowan

ceekay74

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

ISIS

ceekay74

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it.

David Cameron

ceekay74

I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age - which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.

Bono

Ronald Wilson Reagan

Read my lips.