Valentina wrote: » Not yet, the duck is the oven and will be ready in about half an hour. What did you have for dinner?
gramar wrote: » The heebiejeebiepotamus. Have you ever seen a parent give their child food at the zoo and pointed out the 'don't feed the animals' sign to them?
LexieOnRale wrote: » Of course! The cure for cancer is in there somewhere! Do you close the door when you go pee
gramar wrote: » No, I just pìss straight into the bowl and to think I could have been closing doors all this time. Have you ever wondered if the whole collecting bottle tops and ring pulls for free wheelchairs and suchlike is all a crock?
LexieOnRale wrote: » They give you a free wheel chair for bottle tops?? Seriously?? Has this thread educated you at all
Wichita Lineman wrote: » Blue Thunder Have you ever worked on a building site?
Menas wrote: » Yes, absolutely. I would have loved to give tanning advice to the Umpa Loompas. Are you busy today?
everlast75 wrote: » Yes! Am I doing anything about it, is another question. Would you have also given Union advice to the Umpa Loompas about working conditions, Health and Safety?
Menas wrote: » They work in a chocolate factory - what complaints could they possibly have?! What is your big weakness? Money,booze, drugs, women, men, food, sweets, chocolate, ice cream, gambling....?
everlast75 wrote: » Yep! What will you do for Paddy's day?
LexieOnRale wrote: » Em there's like a shoulder of vodka, so I'd get drunk once. Can you keep alcohol in your house and resist temptation
Menas wrote: » Liquors are my thing. Covered in chocolate if possible. Apart from After hours, where do you most frequently post?
Menas wrote: » A deserted island, inaccessible to tourists. Do you turn your phone off before you go to sleep?
Menas wrote: » I am wearing odd socks under my boots. Would wearing odd socks bother you or drive you nuts?
Menas wrote: » I always have a book on the go. Half the time it is novels, half the time it is fact based books. The Pilgrim is my current read- great stuff. When was the last time you got a PM on boards?
Caoimhgh1n wrote: » Around 2 weeks ago, I think. Have you ever been annoyed on here?
Menas wrote: » Yeah, some posters have a habit of boiling my blood. I am sure I do the same to others too though. Would you be a good person to have beside me in a crisis?