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Tell me two truths and one lie about yourself

MilesMorales1

And then if people want to try and guess, knock yourselves out etc.

1. I once blew up a used condom some kids in my class at school gave to me, cos I was stupid.
2. I lived in Germany.
3. I have a hot girlfriend.

Etc.

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[Deleted User]

1. I'm Miles' hot girlfiend.
2. I'm afraid of balloons.
3. I once accidentally tied the doors of my car shut when I was tying a christmas tree to the roof.

Nodin

I'm not politically correct as often thought here.
I do not own any shoes.
I am very proficient with an arc welder.

jaded_pause

1. I'm a homeowner
2. I'm a Guiness World Record holder
3. I drive every single day even if I have no where to go.

Bet you'll never guess which one is the lie.

Canadel

1. I'm a paedophile
2. I'm a murderer
3. I've never told a lie

irishgirl19

Hmm we have to do this as one of those awkward ice breakers when I started my last job

GLaDOS

1) I always tell the truth
2) I always tell lies
3) I stab people who ask awkward questions

*shamelessly nicked from XKCD

masti123

1. This is a lie.
2. No.1 is true.
3. No.2 is a lie.

Call Me Jimmy

MilesMorales1 wrote: »

3. I have a hot girlfriend.

louyyz

Deleted User wrote: »

1. I'm Miles' hot girlfiend.

louyyyz

Nodin wrote: »

I'm not politically correct as often thought here.

LOYYYYYEZ

DrumSteve

I play the drums.
My Name is Steve.
I also play guitar.

[Deleted User]

jaded_pause wrote: »

1. I'm a homeowner
2. I'm a Guiness World Record holder
3. I drive every single day even if I have no where to go.

Bet you'll never guess which one is the lie.

Eh. I'd just have to guess three times like

Hammer89

I once gave Enda Kenny's sister a lick-out

I've slept with half of the female members on Boards.ie

My username is Hammer89.

Call Me Jimmy

DrumSteve wrote: »

I play the drums.
My Name is Steve.
I also play guitar.

This one will keep me up all night i fear :O

smokingman

This was used at my table at the office chrimbo party. Was going well until the office gobshyte got involved...

Boom_Bap

1. I like lists
2. I make lists
3. I like to make lists of lists

SterlingArcher

Boom_Bap wrote: »

1. I like lists
2. I make lists
3. lists

Oscar Schindler?

RobertKK

I have a degree in agriculture.

I was in New York September 2001 and saw the destruction.

My cousin is an award winning actor and has starred in TV/films with Johnny Depp, Jack Nicholson, Elizabeth Taylor among others.

MilesMorales1

Deleted User wrote: »

1. I'm Miles' hot girlfiend.
2. I'm afraid of balloons.
3. I once accidentally tied the doors of my car shut when I was tying a christmas tree to the roof.

Number 2? :pac:

hairyprincess

1. I'm hairy
2. I'm a princess
3. I once got locked inside my secondary school

MilesMorales1

hairyprincess wrote: »

1. I'm hairy
2. I'm a princess
3. I once got locked inside my secondary school

The Backwards Man

I like Tennent's

I hate footing turf.

I once got a stern visit from the guards on behalf of the AFP regarding making nuisance phonecalls to the Sydney Opera House. I used to ring them up for the craic to see what shows were on, and if I hurried would they keep me a ticket, then howl and fall about the place when I told them I was in Ireland.

RayM

1. I can tell you what day of the week any particular date fell on.
2. I once pulled a prank and it got mentioned in the Irish Times.
3. Former presidential candidate Dana Rosemary Scallon once called me "an ignorant fucker" when I absent-mindedly skipped the queue in a petrol station on the N7.

looksee

ScienceNerd wrote: »

1) I always tell the truth
2) I always tell lies
3) I stab people who ask awkward questions

*shamelessly nicked from XKCD

None of these three is true

Pherekydes

I'm tall, dark and handsome.

pudzey101

1.) My mate once pranked me by spiking me with a viagra before a job interview.
2.) Ive slept with over 25+ women without using protection.
3.) I have no kids.

bnt

1) I pour a mean Guinness.
2) I've played Bagpipes on TV.
3) I have two Nobel Laureates in my family tree.

hairyslug

I'm hairy
I'm a slug
I can fit my fist in my mouth

hatrickpatrick

1: I've been involved in a Love/Hate style drugs sting, with me as the double agent truck driver who's secretly working for the cops

2: I once accidentally befriended a crazed gunman in Thailand while he was hunting two of my friends during one of his rampages

3: An ex girlfriend's mum once walked in while I was tied to her daughter's bed, and instead of berating me, started yelling at the her daughter for being mean to me

mansize

1. I won the Nobel peace prize
2. I had brain surgery 4 times
3. I kissed a girl and I liked it

MilesMorales1

bnt wrote: »

1) I pour a mean Guinness.
2) I've played Bagpipes on TV.
3) I have two Nobel Laureates in my family tree.

monkeysnapper

1. I once snapped a monkey in half

2. I kicked a person in the face

3. I was late for a ferry to Ireland once and while waiting for the next ferry went for a drive and ended up flying a plane .