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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

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ibarelycare

Helena Christensen's son is called Mingus.

and still ricky villa

ibarelycare wrote: »

Helena Christensen's son is called Mingus.

Father is Norman Reedus from the Walking Dead.
Mingus Reedus. Poor kid.
Named after Charles Mingus. Couldn't they have just gone for Charles?

Cortina_MK_IV

Jesus wept, Mingus Reedus sounds like something cured by anti-biotics and Canestan.

Noo

Probably not the worst but heard a mother calling out to her son in the shop today.....phoenix. But im in Australia, they tend to get away with odd names here.

Xeyn

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Jesus wept, Mingus Reedus sounds like something cured by anti-biotics and Canestan.

I have met two women named Candida in the last month, which literally is an infection cured by Canesten

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

KeithM89_old wrote:

Joey Jo-Jo Junior

*runs away crying*

Deedsie

Overheard a mother in Stillorgan Tesco call after her son Jasper...

Asarlai

Was in Blanchardstown shopping center yesterday and heard a mother "No, Parthenon, Santy can't afford to get you a tractor."

Cortina_MK_IV

There was a special request on the radio (LMFM) for Phoenix on his birthday. He was in that Navajo reservation... In Dunshaughlin! :eek:

get a room

Clymidia Murphy

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I observed a child being yelled at the other day, couldn't determine the gender, about 3 years old I suppose... "Thatcher".

Robsweezie

I hate anything Americanised like cody, or blatantly taken from pop culture.

and still ricky villa

Some of this is genuinely hilarious. A list of popular Irish names where no one from Ireland was consulted first

http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/most-popular-irish-baby-names-in-america-101287949-237711871.html

nibtrix

and still ricky villa wrote: »

Some of this is genuinely hilarious. A list of popular Irish names where no one from Ireland was consulted first

http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/most-popular-irish-baby-names-in-america-101287949-237711871.html

Love it!

Kaylee: This name is a modern invention based on the names Kay and Lee, but it also sounds like “céilí,” the Irish word for a gathering.

Basically, "it's got nothing to do with the Irish, but it sounds a little bit like an Irish word so you're all set"!!!

galah

Deedsie wrote: »

Overheard a mother in Stillorgan Tesco call after her son Jasper...

What's wrong with Jasper?

irishguitarlad

galah wrote: »

What's wrong with Jasper?

Had a friend in england whos dog was called jasper

Salty

I graduated on Friday and cringed when a girl with the middle name "Angel" was conferred with her masters. Did her parents not foresee moments like this?

tony 2 tone

Conan, little bollox was tearing around Lidl.

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_meehan_ wrote: »

I graduated on Friday and cringed when a girl with the middle name "Angel" was conferred with her masters. Did her parents not foresee moments like this?

As cutting and uppity as this may sound, most people with names like Angel, Kayden and Ruby-Rose won't have to worry about getting their Masters. I wouldn't worry too much about that.

Tunage

Uisce... because in London it sounds 'exotic' apparently... :eek: I've met said Uisce but it's just wrong... WRONG!!!!

Caoimhgh1n

Tunage wrote: »

Uisce... because in London it sounds 'exotic' apparently... :eek: I've met said Uisce but it's just wrong... WRONG!!!!

I would hate for my name to translate into a random noun like that.

seagull

Tunage wrote: »

Uisce... because in London it sounds 'exotic' apparently... :eek: I've met said Uisce but it's just wrong... WRONG!!!!

Give that poor kid a water-based nickname early, like "Puddle", as it's probably going to be really bad if left to classmates down the line. Clever parents there, way to go to getting your child bullied.

ProudDUB

Robsweezie wrote: »

I hate anything Americanised like cody, or blatantly taken from pop culture.

Zach and Jake and Josh are the bloody worst. Fine if you're a Yank. They seem to be into their aul Old Testament names over there. But it just sounds stupid, when some mother in Pennys is roaring at her little darling to be bleedin quieh !

RWCNT

ProudDUB wrote: »

Zach and Jake and Josh are the bloody worst. Fine if you're a Yank.

I dont see what's so inherently American about those three names.

[Deleted User]

Just heard a Traveller lady calling her little son.

''Ronaldo, c'mere to me now''

uck51js9zml2yt

Heard a Harley this week in school.

Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Your Face

Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »

Heard a Harley this week in school.

Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Or his first name was Topper

maudgonner

Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »

Heard a Harley this week in school.

Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

Or Quinn

js35

Omackeral wrote: »

Just heard a Traveller lady calling her little son.

''Ronaldo, c'mere to me now''

There's a young traveller family down my way too and he's called enrico lol
( and has brothers called notorious and reggie and sisters called merecedes and precious lol)

buck65

I know a Finnish girl called Quim - Google it. I beleieve her full name is Raquim or something but she is Quim to everyone!