Interview the person below you (Part 3)

Yes.

What made you sad recently

My car is sick. The price to get it fixed makes me very sad.

And you?

There's a homeless guy that I know to see. He isn't on drugs, he's well spoken and very friendly and polite. He has a pet dog and OMG she is a diva lol. He dresses her up in Santa outfits and always has her wearing coats in this weather.
I'd say there's some mental health issues at play that has him on the street because he's obviously not high and the dog is his whole entire world.
Anyway, yesterday I was running into the euroshop to pick up a cheap toilet brush (are you jealous of my glamorous life?) and he was there, dog sitting in the middle of the floor, surrounded by doggy toys and blankets he had bought for her and he was showing her what he got her. In his hand, he had this reindeer that made noise and he was showing it to the dog and talking to the woman working there saying this was for his mam and that she was gonna love it. The dog was loving it too trying to get it off him and he kept telling her no it was for granny. "Say bye bye" as he put it into a bag. And I swear to god my heart broke into a million pieces, and I'm not an emotional person. But I'm so sad. As little as he clearly has, and as in desperate need as he is to feed himself, he bought his mam her Xmas present from the euro shop and bought the dog more stuff than she will even use. I'm going to get him and the dog a present.

Did you read all that?

I did. Nice story - but shocked about the toilet brush bit.

Whats the plan for the day?

Get cuddles thats my days objective.

Why shocked about toilet brush? Do you think I'm a mank bag?

That is two separate questions!

If you go looking for a row, do you inevitably find one?

Yes, my dad used to tell me id argue with the devil if there was only the two of us in hell

Why are you so shocked I bought a loo brush

Loo brushes are manky dirty yokes. I did not think there had been one in a domestic residence since 1988. Not only are the brushes manky but those yokes that hold them are worse.

Who wants a poo soiled, pee steeped, brush and holder in their pristine toilet?

Menas wrote: »

Loo brushes are manky dirty yokes. I did not think there had been one in a domestic residence since 1988. Not only are the brushes manky but those yokes that hold them are worse.

Who wants a poo soiled, pee steeped, brush and holder in their pristine toilet?

You change it regularly you manky yoke! I'd be getting fair paranoid if I wasn't scrubbing the toilet last thing at night, before putting toilet cleaner on it overnight. That's why I don't like spending anymore than 3 euro on one!

How do you keep your toilet scrubbed with no brush?
Does your wife use your toothbrush

It gets bleached and those who use it have a proper 'aim' so the sides don't get soiled.

Do visitors to your home take photos of your toilet brush to share with friends who wont believe what they have seen without proof?

Bleaching won't clean it properly. Would you swish mouthwash around your cakehole and say there's no need to brush them now?
I don't care if they do or not, I'll sleep easy knowing it was cleaned properly before bed!

Would you use mouthwash instead of brushing?!

No. Comparing your mouth to a toilet is silly.

Do you have any other domestic oddities to share with me?

I'm a domestic goddess!

Would you agree goddess full stop sure

You know the answer to that better than anyone!

What would you like for christmas?

My Xmas list for you or for lmii?

I know what I'm sending you, a bottle of domestos and a loo brush FYI

I already know what I am getting you.

So, what do you want your OH to get, and will they get it?

(:D you're horrible)
Well we're going to New York after Xmas for new year so that's the big thing.
I want the grey KG suade boots
2 Alex and ani bracelets
Bottle of perfume (miu miu) cause my other one is just about finished
And maybe a mi moneda coin
Oh and I want a surprise

Are you easy to buy for?

fussyonion

LexieOnRale wrote: »

(:D you're horrible)
Well we're going to New York after Xmas for new year so that's the big thing.
I want the grey KG suade boots
2 Alex and ani bracelets
Bottle of perfume (miu miu) cause my other one is just about finished
And maybe a mi moneda coin
Oh and I want a surprise

Are you easy to buy for?

I would like to think so.

Having said that, people don't seem to agree with what I like/want.
For example; I'm a big book lover...just chick-lit like Marian Keyes, Sophie Kinsella, etc, but I hoover them up and just adore reading.

When my other half asked me what I'd like and I said "A book voucher", he said "I can't get you a book voucher for Christmas!"
It's as if books aren't worthy as a present.

Apart from that, get me make-up, make-up brushes, perfume or anything creative, like an adult colouring book, and I'll be thrilled.

What's your idea of a cheat meal?

Pre-cooked curry that you can lash in the microwave.

Do you eat out often?

fussyonion

Menas wrote: »

Pre-cooked curry that you can lash in the microwave.

Do you eat out often?

No, once in a blue moon.
Even rarer than that we have a takeaway.

Indian or Chinese takeaway? What dish?

fussyonion wrote: »

No, once in a blue moon.
Even rarer than that we have a takeaway.

Indian or Chinese takeaway? What dish?

India; chicken korma.

What's the longest you weren't in a relationship in adulthood?

About 13 years on and off.

Would you advise a 20 year old to play the field or to settle down?

Menas wrote: »

About 13 years on and off.

Would you advise a 20 year old to play the field or to settle down?

I wouldn't necessarily play the field (playing the field too much can taint your view of relationships. IMO). I would say don't settle down. However, if you find yourself with someone and both of you have aligned goals and nurture each other then maybe you should roll with it as long as you're sure it's what you both continue to want. Settling at that age is normally a recipe for resentment later on.

What kind of footwear are you currently wearing?

None

Isn't it too manky to go outside

LexieOnRale wrote: »

None

Isn't it too manky to go outside

No. Woman up and get to it.

What's the last thing you overspent on?

Mm I haven't overspent on anything lately.

Have you grown up much this year

Me? No, I am the same as I have been in a long time.

And have you?

Yeah. Lexie, with 25% added adult. I'm like one of those sure compressed cans.

Last time you danced