Each week in FPL is important. However some weeks are more important. This week the defensive wonder of Tony Pulis pits himself against the world's 2 best players. Good vs Evil to put it simply.
Pulisball in one corner. Jamie Vardy and Riyad Mahrez in the other. I know who's legend will longer in the memory and which cult will make the breakthrough to become a fully fledged FPL religion.
So as many of us gather in the house of Pulisball and put our faith in the one constant in this game let us sing together:
"Take Me To Pulisball""My Pulis' got humour
He's the giggle at a clean sheet
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped him sooner
If the Evans ever did speak
He's the last true McCauley
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh save each week
"We were born clean," you heard them say it
His church offers no absolutes
He tells me, "Worship in the penalty box."
The only Evans I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with no Vardy.
I was born sick
But I love it
Command my sheets to be well
Aaay. Amen. Amen. Amen.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a Myhill at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that Dawson death
Good Tony, let me give you my life"https://vine.co/v/MeaB03x7JWA
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Sure there are some other interesting sideshows this week in just how many goals Southampton and Man City can wrack up. Will Dr. Sexy Italian Stallion or Mr BUIB show up? Will Harry Kane score? Will Lukaku do a Lukaku?
But Pulisball vs "Vardez" is the clash that can change one man's world for the better or the worse. As we begin this epic tussle I must nail my colours to the Pulisball mast and hope that good can conquer evil.
Oh Tony, My Tony. Let us fight this good fight together
(Yes it's started a little early. No I don't care because I put about 15 minutes work into this :pac: )
