73Cat wrote: » "Time to bring the misses her mid morning coffee and get my mid morning smooch Laters" Somebody please pass me a bucket
PTH2009 wrote: » I dont care and whats with the deal of people of drinking pints through straws.
mackeire wrote: » Picture of a bag of mushrooms with the following: The early man catches the early mushrooms First comment: picks, not catches ya dope.
kunst nugget wrote: Tbf, he's probably so baked he probably thinks he's chasing after them and catching them.
mackeire wrote: » No these are normal mushrooms. There's nothing magic about them!!
mackeire wrote: » Here's a few from my friends mother. She'd be in her 50's. All of the below are just random gibberish she shares with the world on Facebook and doesn't seem to make much sense. i,m watch,n ghost whiisperer n its still as sad as ever mmm mmm mmmm n its a yes frm me haha lv it, i woz in stitches here n (child's name) n (child's name) sit,n thr laf,n at me haha, (child's name) says moy nanny's crackers hÃ႒Â ha be safe stop tx,n n call,n on ur fones
Cormac... wrote: » This person managed to be 50 years old and still type like that, what a f**king moron in fairness. There was no text speak when she was growing up or even when she was spending the 1st 2 decades of her like (probably not) in gainful employment. She's chosen to adopt text speak now, at 50 years old.... dope
rawn wrote: » My mam is in her 50's and is very well spoken and proper, she is a techno-phobe and can just about send an email or text. She texts like that too, an example from earlier "4got pasport ask dan drop it way 2 dyl r get it my place it in white envelope drop over 4 job form" Sometimes I have to ring her cos they're indecipherable :P
What's the time difference between here* & the UK?
gutenberg wrote: » *posted from Dublin Airport. Jesus wept.
Frank Grimes wrote: » Don't pass up that opportunity :pac:
gutenberg wrote: » What's scary is that I share some DNA with this person :eek:
gutenberg wrote: » Someone commented with 'Ya thick!' :pac: What's scary is that I share some DNA with this person :eek:
via4 wrote: » (name) DA dog DAT he is wouldnt even pay towards his kids books for school r anything for school he thinks because he pays 27.50 between 2 boys dat should cover everything they need r want going round thinking he is daddy of DA year.... But no doubt about it he would have DA money to drink and smoke weed everyday ****in pisses me rite off....... But one day my boys will realize wat he really does for dem absolutely nothing....
ivytwine wrote: » Don't worry, you also share 70% of your DNA with a banana
There are thows that choose to come here and work , but there are allso thows that just want to abuse our system , we have more radicals comeing to this country every day , more makeing there way across Europe , will we have the fighting on the streets of the UK like we have in other places , as a witch we will be one of many that would be targeted as we don't agree to there rules and way of life , I am not racial , I respect life and every one , no matter of colour or what religious beleath Thay may have , we all have a right to live , but we do not have the right to take a life in the name of some so called God Rant over
Thoie wrote: » Oh god - I thought this was a pisstake when I saw it first. From a friend of a friend of a friend's post on Facebook - accompanied by some of those British First pictures ("grannies only get £6,000 a year despite paying taxes all the time, illegal immigrants automatically get £29,500 a year", and my favourite "they come over here and can't even speak English" - I've left the post below unedited...). I'm not sure whether I prefer "thows that" or "I'm not racial... but".
Kovu wrote: » Oh god.....it's "as a witch" for me!
This persons occupation: Yummiest mummy xx at full time yummy mummy xx Out of curiosity how do I change *****'s surname on his birth cert from being double barelled to just *****? Someone mail me with info? Thanking you!:) Friend comment: Think ya have to go your solicitor OP: I have solicitor for bringing my ex to court do I say it to her? Then the comments go on and on and on.
Fame and Demise wrote: » In fairness you never see a banana posting stupid things on Facebook
Some "mother's" just shouldn't be. They take all credit for their good kids then get the blaCk sheep ratted on , locked up and hidden away in silence.im similar to YOU missy, im not letting this go - EVER, So ****in prepare for a war coz im fighting for 4, and the more people find out ur a rat the more danger ur putting urself and ur gohouse in danger, pre warning. Be very very watchful and hang on , now im not givin u advice. The things u have done to *** all his life, and now u want my kids to suffer making them sleep on streets for one night. Prepare to have every precioous pocession gone,we are u suing u for everything you tortured ur son over tthe years, thats why he turned out angery plus wen he saw u shag ur daughters boyfriend on ur xmas table: drop your attention seeking lies or i swear to ur ****in god actuallymmh_ not sure And clarifying i am not threatening u. U lied to the police to get ur son locked up, how do u sleep at night, im seeing a solicitor Monday
