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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

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Niemoj

Facebook Stunnah wrote:

mie an mie man bou 2 ryd an mie ma woks in d dure scarleh so i am

She then proceeds to tag her mother in it and gets 47 likes!

rawn

Am i the only one that likes to see pics of my nephews/nieces/friend's kids etc on facebook? I love seeing pictures of them and hearing how they're getting on, it makes me smile ... i must be in the minority!

Guy:Incognito

coolhull wrote: »

Yeah, cos everyone knows that Ireland wouldn't dream of letting their own people emigrate to foreign lands, especially if they intend to bring their religion as on-board luggage

GAA jerseys do not a religion make.

kunst nugget

Niemoj wrote: »

She then proceeds to tag her mother in it and gets 47 likes!

Is she saying that her and her fella were about to make the beast with two backs and her mother walked in on them?

If that's what it is, it took me a fecking age to decipher it.

kunst nugget

rawn wrote: »

Am i the only one that likes to see pics of my nephews/nieces/friend's kids etc on facebook? I love seeing pictures of them and hearing how they're getting on, it makes me smile ... i must be in the minority!

Honestly have no problem with the first day of school pics - it's a big occasion for child and parent alike. Repeated pictures of a child napping or the like get a tad tedious.

XxMCRxBabyxX

kunst nugget wrote: »

Is she saying that her and her fella were about to make the beast with two backs and her mother walked in on them?

If that's what it is, it took me a fecking age to decipher it.

Oh! "Woks in d dure" = walks in the door. I never would have worked that out on my own. I thought the "dure" was somewhere she worked and I was trying to work out the correlation!

LynnGrace

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Oh! "Woks in d dure" = walks in the door. I never would have worked that out on my own. I thought the "dure" was somewhere she worked and I was trying to work out the correlation!

I was able to decipher it, that worries me

... I'm obviously spending too much time reading this thread.

kunst nugget

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Oh! "Woks in d dure" = walks in the door. I never would have worked that out on my own. I thought the "dure" was somewhere she worked and I was trying to work out the correlation!

I was trying to figure out where she worked for ages as well.

Dolbert

rawn wrote: »

Am i the only one that likes to see pics of my nephews/nieces/friend's kids etc on facebook? I love seeing pictures of them and hearing how they're getting on, it makes me smile ... i must be in the minority!

God no, pictures of children are the worst possible things to see on your Facebook feed. I'd much rather see endless minion memes, "jokes" about how it's wine o'clock and buzzfeed article after buzzfeed article about how much of a 90s kid I am.

kunst nugget

Dolbert wrote: »

God no, pictures of children are the worst possible things to see on your Facebook feed. I'd much rather see endless minion memes, "jokes" about how it's wine o'clock and buzzfeed article after buzzfeed article about how much of a 90s kid I am.

They're even worse than articles about dodgy medical/food claims, chemtrail conspiracy pictures, repeated water protest posts and daily updates about a hobby no one else is interested in.

rawn

Dolbert wrote: »

God no, pictures of children are the worst possible things to see on your Facebook feed. I'd much rather see endless minion memes, "jokes" about how it's wine o'clock and buzzfeed article after buzzfeed article about how much of a 90s kid I am.

Why though?! They're kids i care about and they're adorable, I'd much rather see them than the endless selfies and pictures of alcohol :P

kunst nugget

rawn wrote: »

Why though?! They're kids i care about and they're adorable, I'd much rather see them than the endless selfies and pictures of alcohol :P

I think the poster's being sarcastic…

rawn

kunst nugget wrote: »

I think the poster's being sarcastic…

I'm not so sure

the_monkey

pebbles21 wrote: »

"I'd like to wish my late dada in heaven a very happy 113th birthday today,still missing you after all these years dada"

F.F.S!!

Jesus !!

Sending out 396th birthday wishes to my great great great great great grandad Loftus Mc Pheremson grand earl of Limerick - Will be a massive cake eh pops(4)

...

Siobhers

That hash tag though...

Niemoj

kunst nugget wrote: »

Is she saying that her and her fella were about to make the beast with two backs and her mother walked in on them?

If that's what it is, it took me a fecking age to decipher it.

Exactly.

"My boyfriend and I were about to engage in coital activity when my mother walked in the door. I am embarrassed."

NTC

Niemoj wrote: »

Exactly.

"My boyfriend and I were about to engage in coital activity when my mother walked in the door. I am embarrassed."

So easy now. Thank you. It had me beat!

Niemoj

NTC wrote: »

So easy now. Thank you. It had me beat!

noh probz hon,, eny tyme xx

RainyDay

Siobhers wrote: »

That hash tag though...

Carillion?

fullstop

mackeire wrote: »

Unfortunately it only got shared 999 times so the doctors wouldn't do the transplant!

Why do people post such crap!!!

Don't bother sharing it, the kid has most definitely passed away as that was from January 2012. Which reminds me that people sharing ****e without reading the date on it really annoys me..."help find this girl, her family are really worried about her", look at the date and it's 4 years old.

Squaredude

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I not just sayn it cause he's mine but he's the best boyfriend i could of eve asked for my mother an father love him
Anal 😍

Bit of an inappropriate relationship

PTH2009

People wishing happy birthdays to club pages,pubs etc. WTF

bnagrrl

[name] is feeling excited
Oh its killing me holding news in I wanna burst

followed by 18 comments asking what it is and the OP says

I can tell people hopefully next week

Aaaaaaaaaaand unfriended

kitten_k

bnagrrl wrote: »

followed by 18 comments asking what it is and the OP says

Aaaaaaaaaaand unfriended

But if you unfriend her we won't get to hear the great news!

Kovu

kitten_k wrote: »

But if you unfriend her we won't get to hear the great news!

She/her mother/her mate/her dog is probably fecking pregnant and has to go for the scan.

fussyonion

Just unfollowed a girl because she's getting too fond of the oul hashtags now.
She's one of these fitness freaks who posts and spouts drivel about granola, fruit, gyms, being healthy, etc, etc.
Here's the last post:

"There are going to be times when you don't work out or binge eat or drink too much or fluctuate in weight or can't be ar*ed to do anything, but never give up. NEVER. #instafit #fitgirl #gymforlife #healthy #loveveg #lovefruit #lovewater #gymbunny #absforlife #bikinibabe #toofittoquit #legsaching #armssore #nikesforlife #fitnessfreak".

I wish I was exaggerating the hashtags, but I'm not.

inforfun

#unfollowed would have been an appropriate reply

MrStuffins

#fitfam is another one

#f*ckyourself

via4

Had a girl on fb who literally thought she was the only girl in the town that had a child and worked and went to they gym thought she was this super moma get over it you go to the gym and also have a child who cares

Another girl checks in to her workplace (CE Scheme) giving out about a girl in work that who does she think she is and she will punch the face of her and then the next status will be giving out that someone has told her workmate about the status.

Squaredude

I understand posting a picture of your kids first day at school. But posting a picture of your teenage son on his first day of 5th year and stating how proud you are of him and hope that he has a great day, is a bit much.