gilberto_eire wrote: » Called a house spider. They're pretty big in fairness, about the length of a fag box and the legs can be as thick as a match
nullzero wrote: » plus one in the canteen would flick fly carcasses into people's lunch now and then.
hatrickpatrick wrote: » Even as someone who's pretty terrified of anything above average sized spiders, this one sounds like great craic altogether. He'd be a fun gimmick to have performing at parties
Junkyard Tom wrote: » Interesting fact. In an average life time a person will unknowingly swallow four rats while asleep.
Junkyard Tom wrote: » I heard about a guy who heard about a guy who had a 14 foot long Boa Constrictor surgically removed from his stomach having unknowingly swallowed it in his sleep.
nullzero wrote: » He's was a pratt, had enough of him after a while, dirty git, he had to go.
smash wrote: » Did he swallow it after it used to sleep beside him while it was secretly measuring him up for dinner?
hatrickpatrick wrote: » Ye have absolutely no sense of humour, he was only having a bit of harmless banter.
gilberto_eire wrote: » Probably the same as the one this thread is about. Called a house spider. They're pretty big in fairness, about the length of a fag box and the legs can be as thick as a match(as opposed to big ones with legs like a head hair). You can hear these walking on the ground they're so big. They start coming indoors around Aug-Sept as they're looking for mates. I think the bigger ones are males, the opposite sex are small whichever way it goes. I'm not too scared of "big spiders" but these ones kind of get me in fairness.
nullzero wrote: » Our one was jet black, it was getting bigger from all the insects in was eating, was sprayed with everything imaginable and whacked with anything that could reach it. It didn't give a fvck, tough little cnut all the same just vanished one day, worryingly enough.
