Akrasia wrote: » I snuck into 'My Girl' in the cinema .
OneOfThem wrote: » In Perth, Australia a few years ago, some kind of open air electro festival. Fenced off. Bunch of people standing around the fence at various points. The concept being if twenty of you jump it at the same place the fvckers can only grab like five or six of you. Gotta play the odds. Was on crutches having the previous night jumped over a 3 foot wall that had a 20 ft drop on the other side without checking first. I'm smart. Fvcked my heel up something awful. So we're all standing there trying to look nonchalant as the security lads watch us through the fence having fvcking none of it. Some little Korean lad yells something in what I had to presume was Korean and dives at the fence, throws himself over like a ninja. Everyone else rushes it and starts scalling. Lads getting slammed into and rugby tackled to the ground on the other side. Massive guys to a man the security. Like All Blacks moonlighting. Nothing ventured nothing gained. Throw the crutches over first. Then start clawing my way over. My handicap had had an unexpected benefit. By being the last one to make it over all the bruisers had been led away from the point of the breach. Figured I'd just roll on the drop like army lads do in movies, no bother. Apparently decided on the less common face plant straight down version. Seeing stars at this point, tasting blood, no sign of the crutches (who steals a man's crutches?. Up on my feet... ehh foot. About 20 meters to the inner fence. Start hopping forward. Not going anywhere fast but making progress. A clear run from the looks of things. About 5 meters from the inner fence I notice a big mauri looking lad looking at me with his mouth open, just slowly shaking his head. Start hopping faster. He starts strolling in my direction. Hop even faster. Just as I reach the inner fence I feel a hand on my shoulder informing me he could stroll faster than I could hop. "It's over Bro, nice try, it's over". And he helped me over to the first aid tent, blood running down my face from the busted nose that resulted from the previously mentioned face plant. Nice guy. So, almost, but not quite.
DoYouEvenLift wrote: » Not sneaked but I've walked straight past queues and security into nightclubs like thishttp://i.imgur.com/biDFHU0.gif
Alexis Sanchez wrote: » Snuck into Oxegen 2006. I had no interest in seeing any of the bands/acts and just wanted to get pissed in the campsite for the weekend.