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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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Shiny new thread \o/

I know how much ye all love rules so I've put them in a safe place here.

Go forth and be annoyed!

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Rosie Rant

I hate when people over-use their car horns. It's not necessary to blow your horn if there is a string of traffic in front of you. It's not like the force of your horn is going to magically blow the cars out of your way

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I do like it when there's a wedding and people are beeping to celebrate the happy event, it's nice. I don't like it when two cars are driving around together, beeping back and forth, as if they're communicating in Morse code. And it isn't nice to beep incessantly at all hours of the day and night. Some eejit was doing it at around 4am this morning. I also hate it when people I know beep at me when they see me out walking. It scares the bejeebus out of me!

jimgoose

During the Isle of Man TT this year, Bruce Anstey's Heroic Beard(TM) annoyed me considerably. He's going around with a big "Manly" spacer head on him like Brian Blessed gone badly wrong.

jimgoose

Menas wrote: »

There are so many reasons we could speculate about, most likely to get us banned!!:D

"Oi! Quit it, people make tea with that, you know!!" :pac::pac::pac:

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

I hate that. You're going to have to slip some equine laxative in his coffee to take him out for an hour or so.

Menas wrote: »

Some people do not understand that some of us are not ready for human interaction until about 15 minutes after our first caffeine!

Colleague's lovely. But I just want to be left ALONE.....!

I'll talk when I'm ready.

On a similar note, I walked into work this morning wearing my headphones - Afro Celt Sound System blasting away - and as I clocked in I heard someone call my name. I'm quite aloof at work and I don't pay much attention to people around me, but if someone calls my name I'll respond.

I took out my headphones and turned to face her.

Turns out she was calling someone with a similar name to me who'd walked past. :mad:

Menas

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Did she say why? Is it to get the creases out?:D

There are so many reasons we could speculate about, most likely to get us banned!!:D

eisenberg1

LadyFenghuang wrote: »

Ouch hope it gets better!
Gwyneth Paltrow advises women to steam their vaginas.

Did she say why? Is it to get the creases out?:D

Menas

Aglomerado wrote: »

New colleague likes to start at 8.30 meaning I have to make small talk before my coffee's even finished.... :mad:

Some people do not understand that some of us are not ready for human interaction until about 15 minutes after our first caffeine!

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I'm used to having the office to myself until 9 in the morning. I use this for any labour intensive tasks I need to do (no phones ringing or loud people in the vicinity so it's easier) and if it's quiet, coffee and Boards.

New colleague likes to start at 8.30 meaning I have to make small talk before my coffee's even finished.... :mad:

I hate that. You're going to have to slip some equine laxative in his coffee to take him out for an hour or so.

Aglomerado

I'm used to having the office to myself until 9 in the morning. I use this for any labour intensive tasks I need to do (no phones ringing or loud people in the vicinity so it's easier) and if it's quiet, coffee and Boards.

New colleague likes to start at 8.30 meaning I have to make small talk before my coffee's even finished.... :mad:

NIMAN

DareGod wrote: »

I don't think AIB know what "brave" means.

Getting up and going to work in the morning is not "brave."

And that girl talking over the ad sounds like a sleepy Bosco.

"Shock Horror - National Bank Are Morons"

Listening to that advert I would be nearly sure thats Fiona O'Shaughnessy who played Jessica Hyde in Utopia.

eternal

DareGod wrote: »

I don't think AIB know what "brave" means.

Getting up and going to work in the morning is not what it means.

And that girl talking over the ad sounds like a sleepy Bosco.

Brave definitely isn't charging bank fees of 60 euros four times a year. Thieving bastards.

DareGod

anna080 wrote: »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQ67HtHldk

I don't think AIB know what "brave" means.

Getting up and going to work in the morning is not "brave."

And that girl talking over the ad sounds like a sleepy Bosco.

"Shock Horror - National Bank Are Morons"

lizzyman

kfallon wrote: »

She can shove her 'brave' up her hole anyway as far as I'm concerned :P

"Ask us today how we're backing brave, in branch, on the phone..."

I think I will ask them the next time I call and refuse to get off the phone until I get a satisfactory answer.

rainbow kirby

KatW4 wrote: »

London Stansted enjoy being felt up ha!

Is it bad that I was expecting either that or Luton as the answer there?

TA'd that I've ended up having to book flights leaving through LTN and returning through STN in July for a family christening because Aer Lingus and BA wanted absolutely silly money that weekend :mad:

retro:electro

Cold War Kid wrote: »

There's a new ad now, and her voice has just gotten worse.

I know ya but I couldn't find the recent one on the old YouTube

KatW4

TomBtheGoat wrote: »

Sorry, what airport was that again?

* urgently prepares to buy a flight ticket *

London Stansted

enjoy being felt up ha!

kfallon

Cold War Kid wrote: »

There's a new ad now, and her voice has just gotten worse.

She can shove her 'brave' up her hole anyway as far as I'm concerned :P

Cold War Kid

anna080 wrote: »

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQ67HtHldk

There's a new ad now, and her voice has just gotten worse.

kfallon

Yeah....I'm happy enough not being brave if it means another hour or two in bed :P

retro:electro

kfallon wrote: »

I'm not familiar with this voice, is it a TV or radio ad?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0CQ67HtHldk

kfallon

Cold War Kid wrote: »

The AIB "Brave" voice is back - ear-bleeding. "I'm so soft and delicate and in pain and about to cry, and have a bit of a contrived American twang". Pretentious central.

anna080 wrote: »

Oh God that ad gives me the gawks

I'm not familiar with this voice, is it a TV or radio ad?

TomBtheGoat

KatW4 wrote: »

I wasn't too impressed when she put her hand inside my waistband.

Sorry, what airport was that again?

* urgently prepares to buy a flight ticket *

retro:electro

Cold War Kid wrote: »

The AIB "Brave" voice is back - ear-bleeding. "I'm so soft and delicate and in pain and about to cry, and have a bit of a contrived American twang". Pretentious central.

Oh God that ad gives me the gawks

Cold War Kid

The AIB "Brave" voice is back - ear-bleeding. "I'm so soft and delicate and in pain and about to cry, and have a bit of a contrived American twang". Pretentious central.

lizzyman

Medusa22 wrote: »

There are fewer things I hate more than making small talk, it is just painful and you know that the other person is as disinterested as you are. I despise going to the hairdresser because I'm usually there for at least two hours getting my hair dyed and I know that it is going to be two hours of tedious conversations about nothing, that's why I buy 'Take a Break' (there's no chance I'm looking at fashion magazines for two hours) before I go in to the salon and I try to bury my nose in it before anyone can strike up a conversation.

Hairdresser's TA me so much that now I cut my own hair.

Menas wrote: »

TA at trying to find a decent dishwasher that does not require you to have a degree in pressing buttons to operate.

My parents bought a top of the line dishwasher a few years ago. I forget the brand name but it has all kinds of options and it's completely useless. Plates and cups never come out clean. On the other hand, I have an older (I think) Whirlpool that is utterly magnificent. I literally fúck in dishes, cups, saucepans with food burnt to the bottom any old way at all. No rinse aid, no salt. Tesco Value Dishwasher tables. Run it on the quickwash 40C cycle and the whole lot comes out sparkling clean in about half an hour. Fantastic contraption.

KatW4

DareGod wrote: »

:eek:

I know! I couldn't believe it!!!! She had a good old feel so what did she think I was hiding

DareGod

KatW4 wrote: »

Beeped going through security at the airport today so I was searched. They took my shoes and then this woman started to search me. I wasn't too impressed when she put her hand inside my waistband. They were very rude too. I'm a nervous flyer as it is!

:eek:

KatW4

Beeped going through security at the airport today so I was searched. They took my shoes and then this woman started to search me. I wasn't too impressed when she out her hand inside my waistband. They were very rude too. I'm a nervous flyer as it is!

DareGod

kfallon wrote: »

have the sudocrem on them, will try the water again in a bit! how long before you were grand again?

ta that I now have to type with my left hand! :pac:

I didn't treat it right away, I waited about twenty minutes because I was busy, so it was sore for a good few hours, and then a blister kind of developed for a couple of days.

If you've any creams or anything with aloe vera in it I would rub some on, that has always helped me a lot.

Public_Enema

LadyFenghuang wrote: »

Ouch hope it gets better!
Gwyneth Paltrow advises women to steam their vaginas.

Cheers.

RE:Paltrows advice, I'd love to see how she manag..........actually no, I'd rather not.