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Premature ejaculation

Mister Vain

So how soon do yo have to cum before its considered premature? Under 5 minutes? Or does it depend on the woman?

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Balmed Out

Mister Vain wrote: »

So how soon do yo have to cum before its considered premature? Under 5 minutes? Or does it depend on the woman?

Totally depends on the woman. If she's really really hot 30 or 40 seconds is perfectly acceptable, if shes aesthetically challenged then anything less then 20 minutes is poor form.

tipparetops

there is a muscle exercise you can do to help with premature ejaculation.
The muscle you use to stop urinating, well flex that every day.
Start with 60 a day, seriously it works wonders.

ROAAAR

A guy I was seeing had problems with it. Like he'd be sitting on me and we'd just have started to kiss. It would all be over (for him) before we'd even taken any clothes off. Annoying.

Nucular Arms

ROAAAR wrote: »

A guy I was seeing had problems with it. Like he'd be sitting on me and we'd just have started to kiss. It would all be over (for him) before we'd even taken any clothes off. Annoying.

WinnyThePoo

Takes me ages and often pisses off the girls.

suicide_circus

WinnyThePoo wrote: »

Takes me ages and often pisses off the girls.

Ye cant win sure we cant. If ye need them to play a vigorous 20 minute solo on the devils clarinet they won't be impressed.

[Deleted User]

I guess OP if it is happening soon enough that you are not happy with it, or with yourself, that is "premature". Anything you and your partner are happy with is fine I guess.

Not a NSA agent wrote: »

I would recommend buying the ice cream and taking it home first. Im still not allowed in tesco anymore.

And their profit and loss accounts have not looked the same since!

hairyslug

I see it as a compliment to the lady, in that you find her so attractive that you cum so quickly

The Corinthian

ThinkProgress wrote: »

If you think about it from an evolutionary perspective, those males who came the fastest were probably also the ones who were the most successful at spreading their seed and keeping our species alive!

I remember reading an article that postulated that circumcision developed as a means to control the fertility of younger males in a tribe. Circumcised males would take longer to reach climax and thus would be less likely to impregnate the women of the older males, was the general jist of it.

If it took you 45 minutes to cum, you were probably fairly rubbish at making baby neanderthals!

Well, clearly neanderthals were ultimately pretty rubbish at making baby neanderthals, given their extinction.

Still, some of the times given here have cheered me up no end.

ejabrod

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Put it in cider.

I don't like cider, can I put it in milk instead?

Cee-Jay-Cee

It's premature if it goes off before you've put it in the honey pot. If it's inside even for a second then job done.

Wibbs

The Corinthian wrote: »

I remember reading an article that postulated that circumcision developed as a means to control the fertility of younger males in a tribe. Circumcised males would take longer to reach climax and thus would be less likely to impregnate the women of the older males, was the general jist of it.

Interesting theory that.

Well, clearly neanderthals were ultimately pretty rubbish at making baby neanderthals, given their extinction.

Though they did make baby human/neandertals and the genetics seem to show it was nearly always their lads with our lasses. Our ladies liked the cut of their jib, but not the other way around. Fear of death by snu snu probably.

Still, some of the times given here have cheered me up no end.

Wibbs

ROAAAR wrote: »

A guy I was seeing had problems with it. Like he'd be sitting on me and we'd just have started to kiss. It would all be over (for him) before we'd even taken any clothes off. Annoying.

That happened to a mate of mine and more than once with more than one chap too and not just with youngfellas either. With one chap in his thirties it was all going well, then in the middle of her getting her kit off he looked down and… Another guy's entire boudoir repertoire was to climb on top two pumps and roll off and look all happy with himself. She was not a happy camper on these occasions.

magentis

Wibbs wrote: »

That happened to a mate of mine and more than once with more than one chap too and not just with youngfellas either. With one chap in his thirties it was all going well, then in the middle of her getting her kit off he looked down and… Another guy's entire boudoir repertoire was to climb on top two pumps and roll off and look all happy with himself. She was not a happy camper on these occasions.

Two pumps!
Sex god.

racso1975

Wibbs wrote: »

That happened to a mate of mine and more than once with more than one chap too and not just with youngfellas either. With one chap in his thirties it was all going well, then in the middle of her getting her kit off he looked down and… Another guy's entire boudoir repertoire was to climb on top two pumps and roll off and look all happy with himself. She was not a happy camper on these occasions.

2 pumps!!! Pfft amateur! !! He obviously never heard of the one pump orgasm

donutheadhomer

vicwatson wrote: »

You need this www.takecontrol.ie

take a look at the woman on that website - think of her every time you feel like you're gonna cum and you never will

Mister Vain

racso1975 wrote: »

2 pumps!!! Pfft amateur! !! He obviously never heard of the one pump orgasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IyHlC-RS8

RomanKnows

Lots of really rubbish advice being dispensed around here. The solution is simple, and has been used by Irishmen for hundreds of years. You drink 12 pints of stout first. This also cures shyness, constipation and a host of other maladies.

iMontoya

Before marriage?

blue note

I've done it twice before getting my pants off. I was a teenager both times. Now the opposite is often the problem, I can go forever before coming, sometimes not even finishing. Especially after drinking heavily or after having sex earlier that day.

Which sounds fine, but the girl seems to take it personally. And I enjoy coming too, so I'd rather I Came easier. It is funny how it's a guy's problem if a guy comes too soon or not at all and also his problem if he can't get the girl to come.

#equality!

It wasn't me!

RomanKnows wrote: »

This also cures shyness, constipation and a host of other maladies.

Usually simultaneously and without warning!

Mister Vain

RomanKnows wrote: »

Lots of really rubbish advice being dispensed around here. The solution is simple, and has been used by Irishmen for hundreds of years. You drink 12 pints of stout first. This also cures shyness, constipation and a host of other maladies.

After 12 pints I'd be lucky if I could raise a smile, let alone anything else.

mad muffin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9lpQptp6cM