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Trivial things that annoy you part 479

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Shiny new thread \o/

I know how much ye all love rules so I've put them in a safe place here.

Go forth and be annoyed!

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Rubberlegs

Colser wrote: »

The newest one seems to be "We are pregnant"..mother of God just cop on ffs..:mad:

Ha! So are "we" going to suffer hours of labour pains, or a c section ? It's worse when the woman says it

LynnGrace

KatW4 wrote: »

People who complain about every little thing especially when it's about a service someone you know has done. It was perfect for everyone else except the seriel complainer. Ugh so annoying.

Used to work with someone like that. 'Maybe it's just me, but...' (Subtext: you plebs would think this was okay, unlike special old me) :mad:...

I think some people think it makes them sound like they are used to SO much better, when probably the opposite is the case.

KatW4

LynnGrace wrote:

I think some people think it makes them sound like they are used to SO much better, when probably the opposite is the case.

This is it exactly! These people think they are better than everyone. The type of people who look you up and down when they meet you. But they're just rude and not many people like them.

LynnGrace

KatW4 wrote: »

This is it exactly! These people think they are better than everyone. The type of people who look you up and down when they meet you. But they're just rude and not many people like them.

That was exactly what that person used to do. And while she had good points, she was actually rude. One of those 'I speak my mind' types, and if that meant running some poor devil, who didn't deserve it, into the ground, she didn't care, because she was just 'speaking her mind'.

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

The newest one seems to be "We are pregnant"..mother of God just cop on ffs..:mad:

I think I would vomit on the first gib****ento say that to me!

Are "we" going to be in labour as well?

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I think I would vomit on the first gib****ento say that to me!

Are "we" going to be in labour as well?

Im afraid not eisey but what I wouldnt give to see a man in labour:D no offence lads but ye really get the easy peasy part of pregnancy..:(

whatismyname

People whose facebook profiles are just them constantly sharing advertisement competitions with you.

Go away. Glad I have few of these as friends, and hide most of them from newsfeed.

One eyed Jack

Colser wrote: »

Im afraid not eisey but what I wouldnt give to see a man in labour:D no offence lads but ye really get the easy peasy part of pregnancy..:(

None taken Colser, the one time I was inside in the delivery room, I realised why it's not a good idea to be in there unless you have any business in there!

I'd much rather have been standing outside with a cigar, than inside in the delivery room wearing a white shirt when the nurse asked me did I want to hold the baby... I looked at the baby, then at my shirt, then at the nurse and thought, "****!" :pac:

Gunslinger92

TA that I have no idea what on earth the dental plan! thread is about. The first post is "Lisa needs braces" and it has 703 thanks.. Is it literally just a place where people post Simpsons quotes? Someone enlighten me please :pac:

Colser

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

TA that I have no idea what on earth the dental plan! thread is about. The first post is "Lisa needs braces" and it has 703 thanks.. Is it literally just a place where people post Simpsons quotes? Someone enlighten me please :pac:

thank God Im not the only one..I was too embarrassed to ask :pac:

Menas

TA that I started doing weights again, after a long time, and seem to currently have the strength of an 8 year old girl.

LadyFenghuang

Menas wrote: »

TA that I started doing weights again, after a long time, and seem to currently have the strength of an 8 year old girl.

Yeah but 8 year old girls are tough! :-)

One eyed Jack

LadyFenghuang wrote: »

Yeah but 8 year old girls are tough! :-)

They sure are, and competitive too!

The sports day yesterday I was expecting a bit of rough and tumble with the lads, but the girls were equally rough! The amount of times I had to tell them wait until I get out of the way when I was throwing in the hockey puck, and then the obstacle course I was putting back up the obstacles, and I'd say if I didn't get out of the way in time I'd have been trampled! :eek:

Menas

LadyFenghuang wrote: »

Yeah but 8 year old girls are tough! :-)

One eyed Jack wrote: »

They sure are, and competitive too!

The sports day yesterday I was expecting a bit of rough and tumble with the lads, but the girls were equally rough! The amount of times I had to tell them wait until I get out of the way when I was throwing in the hockey puck, and then the obstacle course I was putting back up the obstacles, and I'd say if I didn't get out of the way in time I'd have been trampled! :eek:

Mmm, I should pick a better analogy.

Pumpkinseeds

Colser wrote: »

The newest one seems to be "We are pregnant"..mother of God just cop on ffs..:mad:

On a similar theme, the expression 'fall pregnant' has always annoyed me. It sounds as if someone accidentally tripped on an erect penis, while wearing no knickers.

eisenberg1

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

On a similar theme, the expression 'fall pregnant' has always annoyed me. It sounds as if someone accidentally tripped on an erect penis, while wearing no knickers.

:D And then having to explain to your parents!

"There I was, walking along minding my own business, when I tripped and fell on this huge, erect penis. And every time I thought it was out, it slipped in again. Several times. And now I am up the duff"

Colser

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

On a similar theme, the expression 'fall pregnant' has always annoyed me. It sounds as if someone accidentally tripped on an erect penis, while wearing no knickers.

:D:D
Be careful Pumpkin..we already know you go braless.keep those knickers on;)

LynnGrace

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

On a similar theme, the expression 'fall pregnant' has always annoyed me. It sounds as if someone accidentally tripped on an erect penis, while wearing no knickers.

Most stupid expression ever! (I like your explanation of it though

, never knew that was what it meant

)

Colser

eisenberg1 wrote: »

:D And then having to explain to your parents!

"There I was, walking along minding my own business, when I tripped and fell on this huge, erect penis. And every time I thought it was out, it slipped in again. Several times. And now I am up the duff"

Why is it always the girl has to explain those "falls":(
Nothing about the fella that was handcuffed and shackled to a bed before being attacked with a kebab

Samaris

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

On a similar theme, the expression 'fall pregnant' has always annoyed me. It sounds as if someone accidentally tripped on an erect penis, while wearing no knickers.

Reminds me of one of my favourite West Wing quotes:

Sam: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby: [pause] Really?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam: A call girl.
Toby: Accidentally?
Sam: Yes.
Toby: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

whatismyname

TA people taking things way too literally

miezekatze

Waking up in the middle of the night with itchy eyes and mouth and a runny nose. I'm actually hoping for a nice day of rain soon at this point, it's been too long and my hayfever is getting really bad.

fiachr_a

Tea in a paper cup in a certain McDonalds is €2. Tea from a pot in the McCafé part of the same McDonalds is only €1.70, and you get refill.

retro:electro

I was talking to a friend of a friend last night and somehow i brought up Beyonce and he made out that he'd never heard of her! I don't care how emo or cool you think you are, you must be living on another planet if you've never hear of her. She may not be everyone's cup of tea (mine included) but it's hard not to know who she is. If you own a tv/laptop/have ever read a magazine you would absolutely know who she is.
I was describing her saying "ya know yer one, crazy in love, jay z's wife, destiny's child bla bla".. He was like "sorry I have no idea who that is". At this point I just stopped talking to him cos I was thinking you're such a stupid ejit get over yourself

Medusa22

Selfie sticks....hatred :mad:

http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.cuckoo.ie/assets/images/blog/selfie-stick-festival.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.cuckoo.ie/blog/safety-at-events/selfie-sticks-uk-venues.html&h=368&w=552&tbnid=82PmLw4j5lv8NM:&zoom=1&docid=fCJaX4ZCRyrmFM&ei=OCB8Vd3zKOiU7QaZ44GQAQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CCUQMygGMAZqFQoTCN3vopXUjMYCFWhK2wodmXEAEg

fiachr_a

Everyone thinking Mariah Carey is white.

Gwynplaine

fiachr_a wrote: »

Everyone thinking Mariah Carey is white.

She looks white to me anyway.

TomBtheGoat

fiachr_a wrote: »

Everyone thinking Mariah Carey is white.

She certainly doesn't look African-American.

micar

Girls who wear high heels and leave the price sticker on the sole of the shoe.

Even worse when they've obviously made a half ar$ed attempt to peel it off.

Feffing wreaks my head.

BTW I'm male

eisenberg1

A nice sunny day spoiled by the smelly armpit brigade.

Mankbags!