katydid wrote: » My mother hated cats so much that if she even saw one on the television she would break out into a cold sweat and start shaking.
anncoates wrote: » What kind of dumbass animal would starve to death rather than eat a 140 pound lump of meat rotting in the same room? My cats always had my implicit permission to eat me in this scenario.
Chucken wrote: » All animals are brilliant.
Arsemageddon wrote: » No they're not, sheep are annoyingly fvckwitted.
The Backwards Man wrote: » Cats are grand if you treat them like interior designers. Shouldn't be let anywhere near a house.
Cold War Kid wrote: » Well that's different to what the thread is about, which is this "badge of honour" aggressive attitude some people have towards cats. Your mother's case seems like a phobia.
Deleted User wrote: » A dog never would. They'd die before they'd even consider it. That's why dogs are awesome, because they're loyal, even after death.
Tony Beetroot wrote: » And same goes for dogs.
Cold War Kid wrote: » I know numerous people who "hated" cats (without ever actually owning one) then someone else they lived with got a cat, or they started going out with someone who had a cat... and became smitten.
Jagger Old Doe wrote: » Dogs sound stupid.
Chucken wrote: » We had a pet lamb once called Pepe. He was smart:( Anyway, I saw Babe. Sheep can be clever when they want to be.
SEPT 23 1989 wrote: » Hopkins and Pluck:pac:
Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: » When I arrive into the apartment they greet me. They'll hop on my lap, nudge my chin, touch their noses' off mine. Fall asleep on a cushion beside me...
ThinkProgress wrote: » Cats don't just stand by and watch you in pain or struggling.... no no no. Sometimes they like to get involved too! I've seen a cat actually deliberately trip someone up so they'd fall down the stairs and get badly injured. Then slowly walk past their mangled heap at the bottom, like nothing even happened... oh and then lick their ar*e! (always with the feck*n ar*e lickin!?) lol
Banjo String wrote: » Bon Jovi ftw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG_NB2cQnGU
Cold War Kid wrote: » There must be some reason why that cat is so pissed off. Seems overweight, probably doesn't get much exercise. The owner teasing it doesn't help either I'd say.
TheBeardedLady wrote: » Maggots aren't.
TheBeardedLady wrote: » I used to take Spanish classes with a lovely woman here who had 3 cats and she told me I was the only student they ever liked. She used to bring me into the bedroom at the end of class so they could say goodbye to me and they'd stare at me blankly with the blank cat face that cats have (This one :-<) and I didn't know what to do or say as someone who's not very accustomed to animals so all I could manage to do was stand there awkwardly waving and saying goodbye to them in Spanish while my teacher commented on how much they loved me (they weren't particularly demonstrative, in fairness)
Cold War Kid wrote: » That's like a surreal comedy sketch - hilarious.
TheBeardedLady wrote: » It was fooking gas. I'd have to wait 'till I left the flat before I had a giggle. She was such a nice woman though and boy, did she love her cats.
DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: » The dog is subservient and completely reliant, makes the human feel important.