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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

cantdecide

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

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[Deleted User]

****ING SEBASTIAN!!!! I HATE IT WITH A PASSION.

Boom_Bap

One of the neighbourhood kids, he keeps telling me his name, I don't understand what he is saying to me. It sounds like Millhouse. I call him Millhouse now. He responds to it as well. I'm certain I am wrong.

blinding

Satan !

i suppose his mum loved him !

StereoSound

'Girty Scutter'

This was an actual name of a woman who frequently got taxis when I worked with a ****ty taxi company years ago. I use to answer the phones and this person 5 or 6 times a week would order a taxi. What a name.......

'Greener'

Name of a d!ck head I use to go to school with. He was a deceptive ar$ehole and no one liked him. Weirdness of a name like that, Greener..... Jaysus.

Lollipops23

I used to work with Gertrude. She was the same age as me (I'm 27), and looked the total opposite to how you'd expect her to.

Not sure why her parents hated her...

and still ricky villa

Lollipops23 wrote: »

I used to work with Gertrude. She was the same age as me (I'm 27), and looked the total opposite to how you'd expect her to.

Not sure why her parents hated her...

That reminds of an ex work colleague's wife, Bertha.
An uber fox she was despite her name

fatherted1969

Not going to judge but I do know two girls whose names are....

Bo

Pepper

5star02707

Tey-tey, Shaniqua, and this guy

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/funny-names-19.jpg

XxMCRxBabyxX

My brother claims that a classmate of his sister's name is Truly Scrumptious. I'm still not 100% sure if I believe him but his friends back him up. The classmate's name is Twiggy apparently. Pure evil to both kids if that's the truth.

Frigating

There's a kid on my street named Canis. And another called Tristan. And a girl named Drew.

fussyonion

Eloise.
It just doesn't roll off the tongue nicely.
Elise is another.

I know a woman who called her son Pharrell. Fcuking ridiculous.

I also despise Daniel.
And Geraldine.

Kev W

rusty cole wrote: »

****ING SEBASTIAN!!!! I HATE IT WITH A PASSION.

Stop doing it then.

Lollipops23

Frigating wrote: »

And a girl named Drew.

I actually think that's quite nice.

Sam Kade

What about the gobsh1tes that spell their name differently thinking that they are making themselves more important, two offenders Lynda, Alyn :rolleyes:

RoyalMarine

just spent the last week in work helping someone named Princess.

I honestly felt ill saying her name every day.

ardmacha

eviltwin wrote: »

My sister works with a guy who has a daughter called Swan

They had some neck to use that name!

[Deleted User]

Can't beat the Muricans.

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/these-are-the-most-ridiculous-baby-names-of-2014--xygu88PDnZb

To earn a place on America’s most popular baby name list, there need to be five babies with that particular moniker. There were 1,393 new baby names in 2014 and here are some of the weirdest.

Princecharles
Five baby boys were named this in 2014. Really.

Upton
Yes, five people named their baby boys Upton - presumably after model Kate Upton.

Kinganthony
Five American babies were named this last year. Let that sink in.

Princetin
We think this is a misspelling of the more popular boys name Princeton, which 535 baby boys were named in 204.

Germany
26 American babies were named this last year. It’s a new entry on the list for male names, with it previously only given to girls.

Acer
Another new entry with five babies named this last year. We think it’s after the laptop brand.

Clutch
Apparently this is a boys’ name.

Brilliant
Six baby boys were named this in 2014.

Sadman
Five children were named this in 2014.

Safari
A new entry for popular male baby names in 2014. Last year five boys and 16 girls were named this.

:pac:

NeVeR

My friend named his daughter Cher - which is fine on it's own.... But there surname is Noble

and still ricky villa

fussyonion wrote: »

Eloise.
It just doesn't roll off the tongue nicely.

I still like that name after The Damned cover.
It was in our top five for our daughter

Frigating

Deleted User wrote: »

Princecharles
Five baby boys were named this in 2014. Really.

There's a boy in my school called Princewill. Why do people think these (any of these, on this thread) are ok things to name their children. Do they hate their kids, is that it?

Generic Dreadhead

Caithriona

heldel00 wrote: »

I have four girls in my class with same pronunciation but different spelling!!!
Eva
Ava
Aoibhe
Eabha

and four Cormacs.

Xdancer wrote: »

I think one of the worst names I have heard is Danika. I also know someone who called their child KC. It's not short for anything, just 2 letters.

In general I think the name Cormac is awful.

Screw you both!!! :pac:

JanaMay

anncoates wrote: »

OK, I lolled. :pac:

I lolled myself as I thanked the post. My username is not my real name! It's a mix of my two nanas' names.

And it's definitely not a name I'd give any daughter of mine. I don't like the current trend of girls' names being suffixed with May or Rose etc.

haveringchick

My daughters a big fan of MTV show Teen Mom.
Last night one of the lovely young ladies announced that if her baby be a boychild his name shall be Slade.
Noddy Holder anyone?

[Deleted User]

Some of the names on this thread are absolutely fine. I don't see anything wrong with Isaac, Seamie or Cormac.

I would love to be mates with someone named Blade. Nominative determinism: I reckon if you called your kid Blade, he'd grow up pretty tuff, just like one of those kids in The Outsiders. Or Bear Grills. Look how he turned out: SAS soldier and adventurer.

And as for the girls, Esther, Georgia-Lee and Eloise sound eminently rideable.

fussyonion

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Some of the names on this thread are absolutely fine. I don't see anything wrong with Isaac, Seamie or Cormac.

I would love to be mates with someone named Blade. Nominative determinism: I reckon if you called your kid Blade, he'd grow up pretty tuff, just like one of those kids in The Outsiders. Or Bear Grills. Look how he turned out: SAS soldier and adventurer.

And as for the girls, Esther, Georgia-Lee and Eloise sound eminently rideable.

ESTHER? Hardly! That's a nana knitting booties.

fleet_admiral

New lad in my sons Montessori called Quentin. The poor little Shite

cantdecide

Blondie- an actual name on photo ID I encountered in my work.

MRnotlob606

**** ****r

cantdecide

My friends gave their little boy the middle name 'Cinnamon'.

Joe prim

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Some of the names on this thread are absolutely fine. I don't see anything wrong with Isaac, Seamie or Cormac.

I would love to be mates with someone named Blade. Nominative determinism: I reckon if you called your kid Blade, he'd grow up pretty tuff, just like one of those kids in The Outsiders. Or Bear Grills. Look how he turned out: SAS soldier and adventurer.

And as for the girls, Esther, Georgia-Lee and Eloise sound eminently rideable.

In fact, his real name is Cecil-tarquin, and he's only called "Bear" cos he insisted on bringing his teddy bear everywhere with him, even when he joined the army and fought in Iraq,where even the Taliban slagged him off, calling him "Sess-il al Teddi", meaning "that berk off the telly who eats sh1t"And he's not that tough either, he cried at the end of "Brief Encounter'