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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

Fresh from Facebook!

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

Cannot compute.

"Lads, what's wrong with him? He's trying to say I took his phone, when there were loads of people in his place. Just saying"
The rest, I'm afraid, is beyond me.
Seems to be a combination of Arabic and Nigerian dialects, with a smattering of Turkish thrown in just to fool us.

wolfmoon87

fussyonion wrote: »

Fresh from Facebook!

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

Cannot compute.

"Lads what's wrong with him, trying to say I took his phone when there was loads in the gaff. He's just saying it to us because we are girls, and hasn't got it in him to say it to the fellas"

I'm learning to read scanger from this thread

valoren

fussyonion wrote: »

Fresh from Facebook!

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

Cannot compute.

Friends, what is his problem, trying to infer that it was I who purloined his mobile phone. As a point of reference, there was an abundance of them in the residence. I mention this for your convenience because as I am of a female persuasion and he will readily place blame for this injustice upon my shoulders knowing full well that any cries of injustice from myself are unlikely to come in the form of physical assault. I am readily blamed considering this for my accuser does not the gallantry to foist this injustice onto another man lest an inevitable physical conflict arise as a consequence.

#Stilldoesn'tmakesensetelpis

Generic Dreadhead

*rolls up sleeves*

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

Gentlemen and Ladies,
What is troubling you lot?
What I am trying to convey to you all, is there is nothing to be concerned about with regard to me apparently taking the mobile phone belonging to my male friend.
There was a large selection of Mobile Phones available in the dwelling.
I firmly believe the reasoning behind such infantile distaste for my actions is for I am but a Woman.
I highly doubt any such accusatory comments are being made towards our male counterparts.
Yours sincerely,
Shaquira-Ella-Ward

[Deleted User]

I don't think she's saying "what's wrong with ye", but "what's wrong with this guy that he'd try to accuse us"

Peppa Pig

This latest "feature" from FB is annoying

So and so shared a memory from last year

I wasn't interested in it last year so I'm really not interested in it this time around

Best one I've had this year

People - 2 fellas driving around in a white van in the estate. Looks like they are casing the houses. They stop the van, go to certain houses and walk back to the van. Been doing it for the last 20 minutes. Be careful.

Usual comment of "oh that's terrible", "too many burglaries" "need more guards" then this beaut.

You do realise that is the milkmen - they always deliver at this time.

Dolbert

fussyonion wrote: »

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

I read that in the voice of the monkey priest from Father Ted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN6dovzs9Ys

Fame and Demise

fussyonion wrote: »

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

Copy it into Google Translate and have a listen

RonanP77

fussyonion wrote:

"Ladss wat is rong wi um tryna say i took es fone wen der was loads in dah gaf jus sayn eh tah us cos wer girls and hasnt got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

It sounds like something from the telletubbies. Amazingly I think I can decipher it. I've never seen "it" typed as "eh" before.

galah

fussyonion wrote: »

" got eh in um tah say eh tah de fela's !!!"

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Ehhhh, macarena!?:P

Telpis, as a foreigner who had to learn English the hard way, all of this is highly insulting...why did I bother? :pac:

razorblunt

Talking about Greek police:
"Utter scumbags , supposed to respect tourists but instead they treat u like ur a joke , three times ive been asking for help but unless u pay cash they treat u like scum , mafia wit badges , malaka fukin kunts well watch this space as a few will be dealt with on my return , especially sergeant jackass , he is first to receive my wrath of evilness , thelo sergeant jackass DOA , Right name for him , jackass malaka kunt"

Fame and Demise

razorblunt wrote: »

Talking about Greek police:
"Utter scumbags , supposed to respect tourists but instead they treat u like ur a joke , three times ive been asking for help but unless u pay cash they treat u like scum , mafia wit badges , malaka fukin kunts well watch this space as a few will be dealt with on my return , especially sergeant jackass , he is first to receive my wrath of evilness , thelo sergeant jackass DOA , Right name for him , jackass malaka kunt"

I wouldn't mind seeing that, just to see what exactly it is

sullivlo

There is a girl in work who added me on FB just after I started. When I say this girl is quiet, she wouldn't say boo to a ghost. She doesn't talk to anyone in work, doesn't come to lunch, doesn't socialise at all with us. Which is fine and her choice. But OMG she is a different person on facebook. No more sensible sally. She just put up a video of her and her "hunzos" doing shots over the weekend, followed by a video of her throwing said shots back up.

When asked in work this morning if she'd been out the weekend she said no. And now I've to watch regurgitated sambuca!

pc7

Telpis! Everytime I see it on this thread I laugh, the scary thing is I've started to say it in real life now (and giggle away after it, no one knows what I'm saying)

Ice Storm

sullivlo wrote: »

She just put up a video of her and her "hunzos" doing shots over the weekend, followed by a video of her throwing said shots back up.

Wait, she intentionally posted a video of herself puking!?!

Why?.. just... what is wrong with these people?

coolhull

razorblunt wrote: »

Talking about Greek police:
"Utter scumbags , supposed to respect tourists but instead they treat u like ur a joke , three times ive been asking for help but unless u pay cash they treat u like scum , mafia wit badges , malaka fukin kunts well watch this space as a few will be dealt with on my return , especially sergeant jackass , he is first to receive my wrath of evilness , thelo sergeant jackass DOA , Right name for him , jackass malaka kunt"

Telpim

sullivlo

Ice Storm wrote: »

Wait, she intentionally posted a video of herself puking!?!

Why?.. just... what is wrong with these people?

Yup. A video of her gawking is all over the Internet. What is seen cannot be unseen.

retro:electro

sullivlo wrote: »

There is a girl in work who added me on FB just after I started. When I say this girl is quiet, she wouldn't say boo to a ghost. She doesn't talk to anyone in work, doesn't come to lunch, doesn't socialise at all with us. Which is fine and her choice. But OMG she is a different person on facebook. No more sensible sally. She just put up a video of her and her "hunzos" doing shots over the weekend, followed by a video of her throwing said shots back up.

When asked in work this morning if she'd been out the weekend she said no. And now I've to watch regurgitated sambuca!

She sounds really weird

Whosthis

danoriordan1402 wrote: »

"Does ne1 no wer i cud hire ninja turtles for a party hav a lil boy askn for dem to b at his birthday party smile emoticon"

I'm assuming that "smile emoticon" wasn't actually typed in the message and is something to do with copying and pasting from Facebook to Boards but I am 100% going to start typing the names of emoticons on every forum and social media site that I use, I hate the little bastards. Deadly serious emoticon.

Potential Underachiever

Ok, I'll bite, what's this Telpis thing all about, google won't even help me.

Loughc

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Ok, I'll bite, what's this Telpis thing all about, google won't even help me.

God help ya!

Toto Wolfcastle

It's a great word. My sister said 'God help us' (in a sarcastic way!) in a text earlier and I corrected her.

MonkstownHoop

Loughc wrote: »

God help ya!

Telpis!

coolhull

Loughc wrote: »

God help ya!

Or more 'accurately' - God help us

Ed Winchester

Good, i thought i was the only one who had started saying it in "real life"

Its such a brilliant word!

spud82

Ed Winchester wrote: »

Good, i thought i was the only one who had started saying it in "real life"

Its such a brilliant word!

I'm glad I introduced it to ye:cool::cool:

LynnGrace

sullivlo wrote: »

Yup. A video of her gawking is all over the Internet. What is seen cannot be unseen.

I'd be unfriending her, or else hiding all updates from her. She sounds strange, to say the least.

MrStuffins

Whosthis wrote: »

I'm assuming that "smile emoticon" wasn't actually typed in the message and is something to do with copying and pasting from Facebook to Boards but I am 100% going to start typing the names of emoticons on every forum and social media site that I use, I hate the little bastards. Deadly serious emoticon.

Hans Bricks

I'm seeing the re-emergence lately of these kind of sterilization candidate pictures. Always the biggest wasters and utter fools with nothing going for them in life who share this wannabe gangster muck

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kitty3kids

kitten_k wrote: »

Both from the same person:

Kitten k we have the same friend!!!!