OK, laugh away, and have a go at the question, but it is genuine.
I am a true Dub. I am going to a funeral down the country where there is a wake in the house the day and night before the funeral. Dublin Funerals anything goes, as long as it's not a micro mini and belly showing. A bit of respect, but colours don't matter IME.
I am a gurrrlll. So, does anyone know what is the clothing protocol in the country, is it different to the cities?
I have asked my OH, and he doesn't give a shoot apart from dark colours, but not all black... men

I was thinking of a dark red long top and black trousers for the wake.
Then a nice black dress with a white and black bolero (short jacket) type of thing for the funeral. Black tights and shoes.
I don't know anyone going other than OH, so can't get any advice elsewhere!
Thaaaaaanks!!
At the end of the day, as long as I am comfortable, and dressed respectably, I'm sure I'll be ok, but I don't want to offend anyone.