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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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[Deleted User]

Mallagio wrote: »

Remember reading this somewhere....

"How many periods do you have to miss before you know you're pregnant??"

Mother of Jesus.

I wouldn't be basing it on her to be honest, she never even took the D to get preggers.

Rubberlegs

Relations who you know have never lost anyone close to them, constantly putting up poems and inspirational quotes on the loss of a loved one. The other day it was about losing your Dad. I really don't understand the thought process behind this. Get a grip, you actually have no idea what it's like to lose your Dad

conor_ie

This makes my brain hurt...

Loughc

conor_ie wrote: »

This makes my brain hurt...

I laughed way too loud at this!

You're missing a trick if you don't reply, "No you're not allowed to look at pictures of it, to prove it I'm going to post a picture of it on your page right now. Look away now!!"

Mallagio

This is an American account, most likely been posted but here goes anyway..... No words.

"LOL just found a phone from the 90s with a hashtag! Twitter wasn't even invented then, why did they need a hashtag back then?"

ratmouse

Mallagio wrote: »

This is an American account, most likely been posted but here goes anyway..... No words.

"LOL just found a phone from the 90s with a hashtag! Twitter wasn't even invented then, why did they need a hashtag back then?"

Dear Lord. This is when you really need to start worrying about who,or what even, is breathing the same air as the rest of us "more informed" individuals!

Un Croissant

Not fb related but I made the mistake of adding a young mother of snapchat......

fussyonion

"Meet you in town tomorrow for lunch?"
"Yes! Whereabouts?"
"Daniel O'Donnell statue? 1pm?"
"Great. See ya then".

Not one person corrected her.

Nib

"Little note to all u people out there that have never seen a child throw a tantrum.
My child is 4 he can be an angel or he can be a right wee skitter. He throws tantrums like every other 4 year old, especially when he is tired.
There is no need to stare and look at me like I'm an alien in whatever way I choose to deal with that, I am his mum, if I decide to walk away and try to ignore it, that's how I try to deal with it it that doesn't work I will try a different method?
Don't like it? Away and look at ur own Angels don't stare at me and make my child's tantrum even more of an issue than it already is!
Thank u!
‪#‎rantover‬"

shruikan2553

Nib wrote: »

"Little note to all u people out there that have never seen a child throw a tantrum.
My child is 4 he can be an angel or he can be a right wee skitter. He throws tantrums like every other 4 year old, especially when he is tired.
There is no need to stare and look at me like I'm an alien in whatever way I choose to deal with that, I am his mum, if I decide to walk away and try to ignore it, that's how I try to deal with it it that doesn't work I will try a different method?
Don't like it? Away and look at ur own Angels don't stare at me and make my child's tantrum even more of an issue than it already is!
Thank u!
‪#‎rantover‬"

I had to look twice and then doubted I was spelling it right but she did actually spell angel correctly. The final seal has been broken, the end of days is upon us!

DVDM93

fussyonion wrote: »

"Meet you in town tomorrow for lunch?"
"Yes! Whereabouts?"
"Daniel O'Donnell statue? 1pm?"
"Great. See ya then".

Not one person corrected her.

I'll be there at 1pm tomorrow. When I see what looks like to people meeting up in that location, I'll walk up to the woman. I'll show her this, call her a silly b1tch and walk off

LynnGrace

DVDM93 wrote: »

I'll be there at 1pm tomorrow. When I see what looks like to people meeting up in that location, I'll walk up to the woman. I'll show her this, call her a silly b1tch and walk off

Make sure it's Daniel O'Donnell statue that you are at, not that other Daniel...

Mallagio

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I fart in my sleep."

:D:D:D

Owryan

Friend of a friend posted on fb her mother had just died. Lots of "R U OK HUN" type posts then there is the kicker...................

"Why didnt anyone fukken ring me....fukken *****"
The dead womans sister !!!!!!!!

Today she has the funeral details up, inviting everyone to come back to the pub afterwards to get legless

Mallagio

Owryan wrote: »

Friend of a friend posted on fb her mother had just died. Lots of "R U OK HUN" type posts then there is the kicker...................

"Why didnt anyone fukken ring me....fukken *****"
The dead womans sister !!!!!!!!

Today she has the funeral details up, inviting everyone to come back to the pub afterwards to get legless

That happened in my family, and was the main reason I deleted my account.

Some serious clowns on it.

Pawwed Rig

Owryan wrote: »

"Why didnt anyone fukken ring me....fukken *****"
The dead womans sister !!!!!!!!

Chavtastic

Little Lion Woman

This crap was on my news feed

NOS3

When People post their opinions about something and end the status with "Like if you agree."

Example: "hahaha that disco was class! Like if u agree!"

Little Lion Woman

NOS3 wrote: »

When People post their opinions about something and end the status with "Like if you agree."

Example: "hahaha that disco was class! Like if u agree!"

Lyk dis if u cry evrytime

TrustedApple

Lack of sleep, pains over a stupid tooth, time of the month and history project doesn't go well together at all !!!

Yap a girl posted on Facebook that its her time of the month to people .......

coolhull

samapple789 wrote: »

Lack of sleep, pains over a stupid tooth, time of the month and history project doesn't go well together at all !!!

Yap a girl posted on Facebook that its her time of the month to people .......

Yep, I really, really needed to know that :mad:

Ted_YNWA

samapple789 wrote: »

Lack of sleep, pains over a stupid tooth, time of the month and history project doesn't go well together at all !!!

Yap a girl posted on Facebook that its her time of the month to people .......

coolhull wrote: »

Yep, I really, really needed to know that :mad:

I'd make a note & post on her wall next month & ask how is it going.

kunst nugget

In this day and age, are people really still weirded out by the notion that women have periods?

dee_mc

kunst nugget wrote: »

In this day and age, are people really still weirded out by the notion that women have periods?

I'm a woman, not remotely weirded out by the notion of having periods, not remotely weirded out by any other woman having periods, but entirely weirded out by the notion of announcing it on social media.

Hannibal Smith

Owryan wrote: »

Friend of a friend posted on fb her mother had just died. Lots of "R U OK HUN" type posts then there is the kicker...................

"Why didnt anyone fukken ring me....fukken *****"
The dead womans sister !!!!!!!!

Today she has the funeral details up, inviting everyone to come back to the pub afterwards to get legless

I had one who posted photos from a funeral...got a great one standing beside the flowers spelling out 'Nan'

TheCoolWay

I heard of someone lately who posted a picture of one of their parents in their coffin at the wake...

Mallagio

"Old people at weddings always poke me n say "You're Next". So I started doing the same to them at funerals...."

:D:D

kunst nugget

dee_mc wrote: »

I'm a woman, not remotely weirded out by the notion of having periods, not remotely weirded out by any other woman having periods, but entirely weirded out by the notion of announcing it on social media.

If l bled out of me wiener every month, I'd be telling everybody.

efb

Why are ye all friends with such Chavvy people???

BaZmO*

efb wrote: »

Why are ye all friends with such Chavvy people???

You can choose your friends but you can't choose your family, or something like that.