Off Licences closed until 3pm.

Macavity. · 17-03-2015 2:37pm #1

Some sick twisted bastard has ensured that the offies remain closed until 3pm today. This has resulted in disastrous consequences for us all (my current state of sobriety).

Who is the evil despot responsible for such a heinous crime? What can we do to make sure that this dark day in Irish history never occurs again?

Tombi! · 17-03-2015 2:38pm

Jesus, it's only till three. You have some problem there, don't you.

The solution is to buy some alcohol the night before

The Moldy Gowl · 17-03-2015 2:38pm

Buy it yesterday?

The Backwards Man · 17-03-2015 2:39pm

Blame the yahoos that can't handle their drink and fcuk it up for everyone else.

wretcheddomain · 17-03-2015 2:39pm

Drinking is bad for you. Shame on you.

Macavity. · 17-03-2015 2:39pm

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

The solution is to buy some alcohol the night before

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Buy it yesterday?

I drank all the alcohol I bought yesterday.

The Backwards Man · 17-03-2015 2:41pm

Macavity. wrote: »

I drank all the alcohol I bought yesterday.

You need to do one of three things

1) Drink less

2) Buy more

3) Emigrate

Kermit.de.frog · 17-03-2015 2:41pm

It's good the Off Licences are closed till 3.

Should be closed for the day though.

Big Nasty · 17-03-2015 2:41pm

Cracking idea IMO.

Orim · 17-03-2015 2:42pm

Supervalu offies are open.or at least the one in swords is.

Ruu · 17-03-2015 2:42pm

Make your own drink.

Gwynplaine · 17-03-2015 2:42pm

Macavity. wrote: »

I drank all the alcohol I bought yesterday.

You have a serious problem then lad. Go to the pub til 3, then get your cans and drink them in public, and be loud and annoying for everyone to see.

donegaLroad · 17-03-2015 2:42pm

Aldi open til 10pm

Birneybau · 17-03-2015 2:47pm

donegaLroad wrote: »

Aldi open til 10pm

Yes, but when does it open?

Kermit.de.frog · 17-03-2015 2:48pm

Birneybau wrote: »

Yes, but when does it open?

9.59pm

TheLastMohican · 17-03-2015 2:48pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Blame the yahoos that can't handle their drink and fcuk it up for everyone else.

You mean the politicians, right?

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 2:53pm

Nope I think he means the Publiticians, You know stop all them tourists buying cheep drink and be forced to buy the expensive stuff. Maybe as well to stop the Dublin welcome crew from getting drunk on the cheap stuff and punching tourists. Now at least the publictitians know they had to spend good money to do that.

Menas · 17-03-2015 2:55pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Blame the yahoos that can't handle their drink and fcuk it up for everyone else.

Its not that they cant handle it, more like they believe that 17th March is a day to lash as much drink in to you as possible and then go cause trouble for 'fun' like.

Tombi! · 17-03-2015 2:57pm

Less than three minutes.
Posted from my phone.

You are all queuing up at the off licence aren't you?

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 2:58pm

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Its not that they cant handle it, more like they believe that 17th March is a day to lash as much drink in to you as possible and then go cause trouble for 'fun' like.

You mean like at every parade around the world ? :pac:

The Moldy Gowl · 17-03-2015 2:58pm

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Less than three minutes.
Posted from my phone.

You are all queuing up at the off licence aren't you?

I'm having heart palpitations standing at the door, licking the glass

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 2:59pm

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Less than three minutes.
Posted from my phone.

You are all queuing up at the off licence aren't you?

Pff are you mad I sent the kids down to wait....

-May not actually be true-

Lapin · 17-03-2015 3:00pm

3 o'clock now.

Slan Leat OP

rubadub · 17-03-2015 3:02pm

Macavity. wrote: »

Some sick twisted bastard has ensured that the offies remain closed until 3pm today.

That twisted bastard was the off licence manager/owner, since they are allowed open at 12.30pm if they had wanted to do.

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

It's good the Off Licences are closed till 3.

Should be closed for the day though.

And butchers should only be allowed sell fish on fridays, all fridays, its a fucking disgrace joe.

syklops · 17-03-2015 3:03pm

Im really torn on this issue. On the one hand i see the benefit of it. Less drunken teenagers people on the streets who get hammered watching the parade causing chaos. Its actually surprisingly forward thinking of those in charge.

On the other hand, the simple reality is that being drunk and disorderly is a crime in Ireland but the law is not enforced. Other countries have similar laws and they have 24 hour licensing and they dont have any of the problems we have with people going on the rampage, and its because the law is enforced and anyone being in a drunken or disorderly fashion is swiftly dealt with.

So instead on inconveniencing normal people, could we not just enforce the laws we have?

Guy:Incognito · 17-03-2015 3:04pm

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Buy it yesterday?

I'm heading off to do that now.

Firefox11 · 17-03-2015 3:04pm

Consider yourself lucky. I hear enda is planning on making st patricks day next year an alchol free day next year. :O

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 3:06pm

Firefox11 wrote: »

Consider yourself lucky. I hear enda is planning on making st patricks day next year an alchol free day next year. :O

LOl if that's true bang goes the Tourist market they will just go to some other country to get drunk and pretend to be Irish.

michael999999 · 17-03-2015 3:06pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Blame the yahoos that can't handle their drink and fcuk it up for everyone else.

Cowen?

syklops · 17-03-2015 3:07pm

Firefox11 wrote: »

Consider yourself lucky. I hear enda is planning on making st patricks day next year an alchol free day next year. :O

Source?

rubadub · 17-03-2015 3:08pm

Firefox11 wrote: »

Consider yourself lucky. I hear enda is planning on making st patricks day next year an alchol free day next year. :O

Where did you hear this? His publican buddies wouldn't want to forgo another one of their potentially most profitable days.

There is a voluntary code of dublin offies closing at 4pm today.

http://www.thejournal.ie/dublin-off-licences-patricks-day-1363370-Mar2014/

Now why didn't FF call for pubs to be closed till then too? oh thats right, most of the buddies own pubs not offies. ****ing cunts.

Menas · 17-03-2015 3:08pm

syklops wrote: »

Im really torn on this issue. On the one hand i see the benefit of it. Less drunken teenagers people on the streets who get hammered watching the parade causing chaos. Its actually surprisingly forward thinking of those in charge.

On the other hand, the simple reality is that being drunk and disorderly is a crime in Ireland but the law is not enforced. Other countries have similar laws and they have 24 hour licensing and they dont have any of the problems we have with people going on the rampage, and its because the law is enforced and anyone being in a drunken or disorderly fashion is swiftly dealt with.

So instead on inconveniencing normal people, could we not just enforce the laws we have?

I think the real issue for St Patricks day was that before this rule was introduced there were thousands of kids in the city boozing and causing caos during the parade. They knew their strength was in their numbers.

You would need thousands of Gardai on the streets to arrest them all and keep order.

Who would bring their kids in to see the parade with thousands of Gardai and thousands of drunk kids doing battle?
Easier to cut off the supply.

Youngblood.III · 17-03-2015 3:08pm

Alcohol free year would be better :-)

SEPT 23 1989 · 17-03-2015 3:14pm

The slabs will be finished off by half four so the tourists still wont have enough time to escape the beatings

Skid X · 17-03-2015 3:15pm

You could have bought drink in any Supermarket since 12.30, amateur mistake.

syklops · 17-03-2015 3:29pm

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I think the real issue for St Patricks day was that before this rule was introduced there were thousands of kids in the city boozing and causing caos during the parade. They knew their strength was in their numbers.

You would need thousands of Gardai on the streets to arrest them all and keep order.

Who would bring their kids in to see the parade with thousands of Gardai and thousands of drunk kids doing battle?
Easier to cut off the supply.

Yeah but I wasn't just talking about St Patricks Day. Introduce a policy of zero tolerance for drunk and disorderly behaviour, not just on March 17th but year round and you will see a decline in the drunk and disorderly culture. People who have been arrested in the past will be less inclined to risk a repeat.

You dont need a thousand gardai to arrest every single drunk, you just need it known that drunkeness is not tolerated and if you are drunk or disorderly you face the risk of being taken in. The situation at the moment is there are no consequences for being drunk in Public.

boobar · 17-03-2015 3:37pm

I think it's good that the off license is closed for a while.

It won't stop the mess though, I can see already people locked and the A&E guys will earn every penny tonight.

Firefox11 · 17-03-2015 3:41pm

rubadub wrote: »

Where did you hear this? His publican buddies wouldn't want to forgo another one of their potentially most profitable days.

There is a voluntary code of dublin offies closing at 4pm today.

http://www.thejournal.ie/dublin-off-licences-patricks-day-1363370-Mar2014/

Now why didn't FF call for pubs to be closed till then too? oh thats right, most of the buddies own pubs not offies. ****ing cunts.

No I was only joking.

But if Enda and his nanny state enforcement party bring in minimum pricing for alcohol which they are threatening to do, going to the offie wont be any cheaper than going to the Pub to drink!!

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 3:47pm

Firefox11 wrote: »

No I was only joking. But if Enda and his nanny state enforcement party bring in minimum pricing for alcohol which they are threatening to do, going to the offie wont be any cheaper than going to the Pub to drink!!

They are saying we have to many offies as well and want a load closed big surprise.. That was on the news with some Muppet going on about think of the children. Saying henry street and all that are covered in messy drunks.

If he means out of their face junkies in to collect their methadone and what ever else they get up to, Yeah that maybe true. He's was trying to paint a picture where it was Joe public doing it.

Firefox11 · 17-03-2015 3:54pm

darkpagandeath wrote: »

They are saying we have to many offies as well and want a load closed big surprise.. That was on the news with some Muppet going on about think of the children. Saying henry street and all that are covered in messy drunks.

If he means out of their face junkies in to collect their methadone and what ever else they get up to, Yeah that maybe true. He's was trying to paint a picture where it was Joe public doing it.

Well it's the cheapest option rather than getting the guards to enforce the public order laws properly. If you were drunk and disorderly on the streets of most european capitals you would soon know about it!!

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 4:01pm

Firefox11 wrote: »

Well it's the cheapest option rather than getting the guards to enforce the public order laws properly.

Nope, It's more like publiticians trying to crush competition. Every time I hear public health and drink in the same sentence as a person who either owns a pub or has family or whatever, My first though is not "oh they are trying the help". We have a severe lack of law enforcement in general, That's why these junkies and all that can walk around with 100 previous and hassle everyone, that then gets used to paint oh look at the drink problem. It's all just to get you back into the pub to be fleeced.

Santa Cruz · 17-03-2015 4:45pm

Be sure to have a big breakfast roll first. It makes for a better quality vomit

The Moldy Gowl · 17-03-2015 4:55pm

darkpagandeath wrote: »

Nope, It's more like publiticians trying to crush competition. Every time I hear public health and drink in the same sentence as a person who either owns a pub or has family or whatever, My first though is not "oh they are trying the help". We have a severe lack of law enforcement in general, That's why these junkies and all that can walk around with 100 previous and hassle everyone, that then gets used to paint oh look at the drink problem. It's all just to get you back into the pub to be fleeced.

I have never seen a word i hated more than publiticians

darkpagandeath · 17-03-2015 4:58pm

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I have never seen a word i hated more than publiticians

What would you call them then :pac::pac::pac:

dxhound2005 · 17-03-2015 5:04pm

If they are SF bar owners would they be called Republiticians?

The Moldy Gowl · 17-03-2015 5:06pm

darkpagandeath wrote: »

What would you call them then :pac::pac::pac:

Pub owners

the groutch · 17-03-2015 5:51pm

darkpagandeath wrote: »

What would you call them then :pac::pac::pac:

A-holes

end of the road · 17-03-2015 5:54pm

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

Jesus, it's only till three. You have some problem there, don't you.
The solution is to buy some alcohol the night before

or, allow the businesses to trade when they see fit. after all, nothing is being achieved by having them closed

mikemac1 · 17-03-2015 5:56pm

Firefox11 wrote: »

Consider yourself lucky. I hear enda is planning on making st patricks day next year an alchol free day next year. :O

Fun fact; until the 1960's this day was just Christmas Day and Good Friday.

Lobbying went on about the tourists not getting served and so the ban was lifted

RayM · 17-03-2015 6:04pm

Just have tea instead. That's what I do. Tea is grand.

Aongus Von Bismarck · 17-03-2015 6:17pm

You could have visited a pub I presume? One of those places that AH posters won't visit because they are too expensive, but who seem to get mortally offended when they close for two days a year. Those places.

Off Licences closed until 3pm.

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