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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

humanji

Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

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Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

what you think happen when you cut crops?
They die.
air and water diet, i give you 5 day before die

Plenty fat belly to keep me alive much longer

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'd set up a pigeon sanctuary

Are you the old dear who lives next door to me?

bonzodog2

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Are you the old dear who lives next door to me?

ONW said she would, not she had. The pigeon people are coming, RUN!!!

selous

jimgoose wrote: »

I prefer Kurosawa's version, where he (the dog) turns up at the house of his master's killer carrying a pair of wooden spoons and yells "I am Shinmen Musashi-no-Kami Fujiwara no Genshin, a warrior of Harima Province. You gonna die, muddafukka!!"

I thought he yelled, I'm lookin for the man who shot my Paw!!!!:D

pcardin

Vlad Dog Putin wrote: »

Hen pecked men who lift toilet seat, real man leave seat down and sprinkle with piss, how we laugh in mother Russia at feminised euro man

Yeah, for your record Russians only learned what toilet is after occupying European territories. As it seams for being savages you only learned half way.:P
Same with ladies night dresses, wives of Russian invaders were wearing night dresses they robbed from locals when going to parties and theaters thinking them to be posh ball dress.

Pumpkinseeds

Pally parenting/piss poor parenting. When I was in the waiting room at my GP's there was a woman with 2 young kids. The little girl had wet herself and despite this the mother was letting her sit on all the chairs, including an upholstered one. WTF is wrong with people? Not only was she letting a child who'd pissed itself sit on the chairs, she was letting them run wild and make a load of noise. Then she's telling people the little guy isn't well as he's a cough and his glands are swollen. Really? Cause the little fcuker was virtually bouncing off the fecking walls and I didn't here him cough once, not looking like a child that needed a doctor.:mad:

selous

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Pally parenting/piss poor parenting. When I was in the waiting room at my GP's there was a woman with 2 young kids. The little girl had wet herself and despite this the mother was letting her sit on all the chairs, including an upholstered one. WTF is wrong with people? Not only was she letting a child who'd pissed itself sit on the chairs, she was letting them run wild and make a load of noise. Then she's telling people the little guy isn't well as he's a cough and his glands are swollen. Really? Cause the little fcuker was virtually bouncing off the fecking walls and I didn't here him cough once, not looking like a child that needed a doctor.:mad:

I know of an oul lad who used to do similar in a bookies in Wicklow town, come in for the warmth, pee himself on the high stools watchin the TV's an leave, and then some unsuspecting sap, come in later and sit on it. eeeewwww.

fiachr_a

Chinese woman in Rathmines library today sitting down yapping away on a phone while her child in a pram screeching. Even better, none of the library staff seemed to care. Good job no-one tries to read a book in a library anymore!

MsBubbles

QUOTE=Pumpkinseeds;94373910]/pisspoor parenting.When I was in the waiting room at my GP's there was a woman with 2 young kids. The little girl had wet herself
Snort

Spanish Eyes

fiachr_a wrote: »

Chinese woman in Rathmines library today sitting down yapping away on a phone while her child in a pram screeching. Even better, none of the library staff seemed to care. Good job no-one tries to read a book in a library anymore!

Was she speaking in Chinese? Feck that, you couldn't even eavesdrop!

Once there is a kid in tow, forget about any sanctions whatsoever. Drives me nuts.

Those kids will grow up all narcissistic feckers. They own the world, and no one will challenge them.

Aaagh, thanks for that, needed to let off steam.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Iv had enough of this ****ing day. As soon as I got saddled next to those brats, I should have realised that was just the start of it. I REALLY need wine. Like it's not even optional. I need it for my own sanity and peace of mind

selous

Hearing that Ed Sheeran was going to be playing Croke Park, a guy in work says, F**K that, i'd rather be waterboarded in Guantanamo for two hours than listen to him for two hours.
An I thought I was alone, phew..

Rosie Rant

Onesie on (don't hate) but still cold.

Menas

TA because I was driving along the n4 a few mins ago....doing 100kph in mild rainy conditions and then all of a sudden there is about half an inch of slush on the road.Car skidded, I wet my pants but no damage done.
Fckin Irish weather!

Quazzie

Trigger Happy wrote: »

TA because I was driving along the n4 a few mins ago....doing 100kph in mild rainy conditions and then all of a sudden there is about half an inch of slush on the road.Car skidded, I wet my pants but no damage done.
Fckin Irish weather!

What portion of the N4?

Menas

Quazzie wrote: »

What portion of the N4?

Just after the ballysadare exit in sligo. There is hail here now.

Lucyfur

People who don't cover their mouth when they cough, who also don't teach their children to cover their mouths.

People who do cover their mouth, cough and splutter into their hands and then pick up my pen.

I really liked that pen too.

Menas

Lucyfur wrote: »

People who don't cover their mouth when they cough, who also don't teach their children to cover their mouths.

People who do cover their mouth, cough and splutter into their hands and then pick up my pen.

I really liked that pen too.

Why did I wash my hands after reading that?!

Lucyfur

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Why did I wash my hands after reading that?!

Cos we have to make up for the lack of hygiene in others.

homerjay2005

was in a shop last week and there was only one person on the til, all other staff were moping around the floor doing completely non-essential things such as hanging some decorations off the ceiling while another was walking in and out of the store room doing sweet f*ck all.

they were completely oblivious to the fact that a huge queue of 10+ people had developed and their colleague was under severe pressure to clear it.

f*cking drives me mad to see brainless people working like this.

Frigga_92

Lucyfur wrote: »

People who don't cover their mouth when they cough, who also don't teach their children to cover their mouths.

People who do cover their mouth, cough and splutter into their hands and then pick up my pen.

I really liked that pen too.

On the subject of pens, people who chew the tops of pens kept in the communal areas of an office. There is always a load of pens in our reception area for obvious reasons and you'll pick one up for a client to sign a document and the top will be all chewed. Vomit.

jimgoose

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

On the subject of pens, people who chew the tops of pens kept in the communal areas of an office. There is always a load of pens in our reception area for obvious reasons and you'll pick one up for a client to sign a document and the top will be all chewed. Vomit.

My personal sidearm is an eighteen-year-old Cross Century Classic. Touch it with your grubby peasant hands and it goes up your nostril, muddafukka!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Not getting post, because it's being sent out home and my brother is intercepting it. Ffs.

KKkitty

TA'd at myself. Now and again I think of writing a short story based on my mam's life but haven't a clue where to start.

Quazzie

KKkitty wrote: »

TA'd at myself. Now and again I think of writing a short story based on my mam's life but haven't a clue where to start.

When you get an idea, or remember a story, or remember an incident, just write it down. Doesn't have to be coherent, doesn't have to be complete, it just has to be something that gives the general story.

Then take some time away from it.

Go back, take out your little notebook where you took it down, and just start to expand the story. Even if it's one sentence at a time, just keeping adding to it. When you feel there is enough down, start working on making it coherent and chronological.

Some of the best anecdotal stories are fleeing memories that sometimes need to be recorded before they're gone for good,.

The Diabolical Monocle

Have a small fm transmitter in the car to hook up to my phone and play actual good music rather than the repetitive tasteless plastic shyt3 that gets on the radio.

some bastard station keeps interrupting my frequency.

Frigga_92

jimgoose wrote: »

My personal sidearm is an eighteen-year-old Cross Century Classic. Touch it with your grubby peasant hands and it goes up your nostril, muddafukka!!

The second you put a pen down in our office it vanishes. I'm just talking about ****ty Bic pens, nothing fancy, you put it down, 3 seconds later you go to pick it up and it has vanished. I certainly wouldn't be bringing anything special into our office.
It's hard enough trying to keep hold of a coffee mug.

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Not getting post, because it's being sent out home and my brother is intercepting it. Ffs.

That's illegal. That fella needs to unfcuk himself nice and lively.

bonzodog2

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

It's hard enough trying to keep hold of a coffee mug.

Alan Turing used to chain his mug to a radiator at Bletchley Park

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Weh

when people stay over and I don't know about it. LMII went out last night, I woke up this morning, big sleepy head on me, wearing only one of his tshirts, only for his brother walking into the kitchen in front of me. Tell me these things so I know to get dressed.