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Cheesecake rules

pragmatic1

Just had some delicious cheesecake and a cup of tea. One of the greatest food combinations known to man.

Anyone that doesn't like cheesecake is essentially a flawed human being and smelly imo.

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Zebra3

Cheesecake, good.

Tea, poxy.

Zippie84

very disappointed not to find any cheesecake rules in this thread

Karl Stein

A cake of cheese?

AnonoBoy

New York style is loverly.

Is that baked?

lazygal

All cheesecake is mank. Yuk.

The Backwards Man

I like apple tart.

Ihatecuddles

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I like apple tart.

I hate apple tart. Maybe I should change my name.

Gbear

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I hate apple tart. Maybe I should change my name.

When people say things like this I wonder do they mean all apple tarts or just the ****ty crumbly ones you get from the supermarket with bad shortcrust pastry.

Ihatecuddles

Gbear wrote: »

When people say things like this I wonder do they mean all apple tarts or just the ****ty crumbly ones you get from the supermarket with bad shortcrust pastry.

All of them. Homemade, restaurant ones, shop ones. It's just not for me. I keep trying too, it just never gets better.

FunLover18

AnonoBoy wrote: »

This thread is going off topic when is someone going to list the rest of these cheescake rules?

The OP and everyone else in this thread have already broken the first rule of cheesecake :mad:

fleet_admiral

Duggy747 wrote: »

Doesn't stand a chance against Banoffee Pie for me.

Cheeseoffee. Now theres a thought

AnonoBoy

FunLover18 wrote: »

The OP and everyone else in this thread have already broken the first rule of cheesecake :mad:

It must contain cheese?

fleet_admiral

AnonoBoy wrote: »

New York style is loverly.

Is that baked?

Make a biscuit base

900g philadelphia
12 eggs
good splash of vanilla essence
100g caster sugar

mix the lot

pour over the base in a 10 inch tin

bake at 165 for 35 minutes

The best new york cheesecake recipe, ever

Ihatecuddles

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Cheeseoffee. Now theres a thought

I love cheese and I love coffee,but that made me a bit queasy!

DoozerT6

Baked cheesecake ftw.

I had a feckin delish one in Avoca a few weeks back, baked toffee cheesecake. Seriously. Do it.

I have loads of grá for a chilled cheesecake, but baked will get me every single time.

AnonoBoy

fleet_admiral wrote: »

Make a biscuit base

900g philadelphia
12 eggs
good splash of vanilla essence
100g caster sugar

mix the lot

pour over the base in a 10 inch tin

bake at 165 for 35 minutes

The best new york cheesecake recipe, ever

Sir. That sounds quite nice. I thank you and may even attempt this recipe in the future.

fleet_admiral

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Sir. That sounds quite nice. I thank you and may even attempt this recipe in the future.

Do. Its so simple its silly

MistyCheese

The first rule of cheesecake is: You do not talk about cheesecake.

The second rule of cheesecake is: You do not talk about cheesecake.

Third rule of cheesecake: Baker overbeats the top, it goes limp, tap out, the cheesecake is over.

SaveOurLyric

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Just had some delicious cheesecake and a cup of tea. One of the greatest food combinations known to man.

Anyone that doesn't like cheesecake is essentially a flawed human being and smelly imo.

Your are correct to love it. There is interesting science behind it.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/addicted-to-fat-eating/
http://www.zoeharcombe.com/2014/02/horizon-sugar-vs-fat/

Cheesecake hits a sweetspot balance of fat and sugar, which we like a lot, is not found in nature, and our sense of having enough does not detect it well.

seventeen sheep

Adyx wrote: »

I don't like tea or cheesecake.

I've never tried either of them. Never want to, either. Both sound ick.

Vandango

pragmatic1 wrote: »

One of the greatest food combinations known to man

But the base must be crunchy and not soggy, otherwise the cake is ruined.

SadieSue

seventeen sheep wrote: »

I've never tried either of them. Never want to, either. Both sound ick.

Never tried tea? That's nuts! :pac:

AnonoBoy

seventeen sheep wrote: »

I've never tried either of them. Never want to, either. Both sound ick.

What age are you? 12?

You've never tried something because it sounds 'ick'?

Watch out for Mr. Adventure over here!

pragmatic1

tradhead wrote: »

Ok cheesecake lovers, I have a very important decision for you to make (for me )

I took a notion a few weeks ago to make Toblerone cheesecake and bought everything I would need, including a buttload of Philadelphia cheese. I then went off the idea (also I ate all the Toblerone ) and now said cheese is nearing its expiry date.

Basically I have to make a cheesecake this weekend for no reason. What flavour is the best and therefore the one that I should make?

White chocolate cheesecake or orange flavoured are good choices.

pragmatic1

FunLover18 wrote: »

The OP and everyone else in this thread have already broken the first rule of cheesecake :mad:

Will there be repercussions :eek:

PizzamanIRL

Adyx wrote: »

I don't like tea or cheesecake.

Can someone ban this poster? For the greater good.

pragmatic1

lazygal wrote: »

All cheesecake is mank. Yuk.

You apologise. You apologise right now. :mad:

FatherTed

You haven't had cheesecake until you've been to Juniors in Brooklyn. Everything else is just "cheesecake".

[Deleted User]

tradhead wrote: »

Ok cheesecake lovers, I have a very important decision for you to make (for me )

I took a notion a few weeks ago to make Toblerone cheesecake and bought everything I would need, including a buttload of Philadelphia cheese. I then went off the idea (also I ate all the Toblerone ) and now said cheese is nearing its expiry date.

Basically I have to make a cheesecake this weekend for no reason. What flavour is the best and therefore the one that I should make?

Just get a few lemons, put in some zest, then the juice while mixing with the sugar.

A bit of ginger in the base is nice to and some chocolate chips

RhubarbCrumble

I'll just leave this here . . . . .

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jensto2t/18-reasons-to-eat-cheesecake-1bor7#.hnl05JBGMq