Trigger Happy wrote: » Isnt Twunt a girl bit plus a girl bit?
OldNotWIse wrote: » What's the TW for?
selous wrote: » oh dear what have I happened upon here??? biology class with a difference?
Trigger Happy wrote: » Add an 'at' to it and see what you get.
OldNotWIse wrote: » Have you been to the isle of vaginox? It's located near the isle of cunrick
eisenberg1 wrote: » Near Pen Island?;)
OldNotWIse wrote: » I've been unfaithful to the TTTAY thread In a moment of weakness I slipped into the sunshine and lollipos one My eyes! Someone actually said happiness is their baby doing a poop and sleeping!
Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: » I'm not a bit sorry for you. I warned you all about it weeks ago. Would you listen? No! Had to have a peek. Well the devil rub it in to you. I hope you never come across that "do not push" button or it will be curtains for us all.
bonzodog2 wrote: » Can't we have blinds instead?
OldNotWIse wrote: » twat? :eek: Is that not a stupid person? I call stupid people twats all the time. Oh God
selous wrote: » Pull yourself together for PeteAnnettesake......
selous wrote: » Pull yourself together for Petesake......
eisenberg1 wrote: » Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
jimgoose wrote: » I keep getting spread apart and tied??
LexieOnRale wrote: » :eek: :eek: Is Mrs Goose reading too much 50 shades? Jaysus
LexieOnRale wrote: » Ugh on the train going to dublin for a massage and some shopping. Sitting across from nausea city. The mother keeps trying to eat the child with kisses, like literally, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. All over his face. Constantly. Then she's all like "oh Dylan, what do you want to do when we get to dublin? Would you like to take a nap or maybe go get some food?" Lady - why are you asking a child what he wants to do? He's about three years old.
MsBubbles wrote: » ARRRRRGGGHHH ! Vent alert. I emailed Sil the set menu it's €30 a head for 3 courses the reply Oh that's very expensive' Can't we go to Sunday Lunch instead cos it's cheaper ? and the boys will be bored. The 'boys' are 17 and 13. Both have smart phones I'm sure they could snapchat to their heart's contest for an hour
26sdrawkcab wrote: » I am just so angry with the world. The meeting I was supposed to have today has been cancelled until tomorrow so after spending half of last night awake freaking out about a car journey today, I now get to spend tonight also freaking out about a car journey, which means I'll be even more wound up for the meeting. I'm not saying I'm mentally ill (although I probably am) but there's obviously something going on in my head and people seem to think that I should just "get over this" and "it's only been cancelled for a day, what's the big deal". I can barely breath because I'm constantly shaking with nerves. I haven't slept properly in nearly 2 weeks. I wish I could rewind the clock to 5th February and drive home a different way or leave at a different time or something.
jimgoose wrote: » What indeed. Mrs. Goose is looking for a pair of engineer's boots for hill-walking, something like mine. But it's proving impossible to find anything in her size at any of the Builder's Providers. Then she sees that Debenhams carry "Caterpillar" brand ladies boots. Gravy, you'd think. Until you see the Jaysisin' hoor's melts a' yokes they have. :pac: