Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Why is it when I decide to go on a diet, I get at my most hungriest. Decided I should join either slimming world or weight watchers this morning, and stopped off for a giant bar of chocolate to eat while pouring over the pros and cons of each one, and then I've decided on weight watchers, and all afternoon all I can think about is a bit dirty Chinese and I am hanging for home time.

Take the Boom_Bap 3 dinner a day diet. You may not slim, but you'll be f*cking happy.

BB, I'm curious. What did you eat for dinner 1, 2 and 3?

LexieOnRale wrote: »

BB, I'm curious. What did you eat for dinner 1, 2 and 3?

1 - Spicy Chicken FilleT, Mixed Lettuce leaves and boiled eggs
2 - Mashed Spuds, Roast Spuds, Carrots, Peas, Turkey (lots of it), Gravy and washed down with some baileys cheese cake. (funeral carvery)
3. Pizza with Ham, Chicken, Pork Meatballs and a side of wedges

Good times, no dinners yet today.

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

1 - Spicy Chicken FilleT, Mixed Lettuce leaves and boiled eggs
2 - Mashed Spuds, Roast Spuds, Carrots, Peas, Turkey (lots of it), Gravy and washed down with some baileys cheese cake. (funeral carvery)
3. Pizza with Ham, Chicken, Pork Meatballs and a side of wedges

Good times, no dinners yet today.

"Reasons to be cheerful, 1 2 3"

selous

Would you mind putting the calorie content on that banquet of food, please!!!

selous wrote: »

Would you mind putting the calorie content on that banquet of food, please!!!

Me man, me no count calories.

He cycles, he can eat like a horse! Me with my one dinner a week and the size of a small hospital. It's a mans world sure

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

He cycles, he can eat like a horse! Me with my one dinner a week and the size of a small hospital. It's a mans world sure

Are you kidding? Mrs E could eat twice what I eat, and she is a size 8 - 10, I on the other hand, would be "big boned";), but I does like me grub.

selous

Hmmm, getting peckish now myself, a few chops I think and and and...heh heh.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Are you kidding? Mrs E could eat twice what I eat, and she is a size 8 - 10, I on the other hand, would be "big boned";), but I does like me grub.

I eat terrible food but actually have a tiny appetite. Like in a entire day I probably eat a bar of chocolate (granted its large!), sweets (some days), sandwich (with just chicken on it), yogurt, Apple or pear, and probably another sandwich when I get home, with crackers and cheese or grapes and cheese. And literally all I have to do is LOOK at something, for calories to come find me.

I'm sure when I get my thyroid sorted, I won't have to bother with diets, but seriously. A vegetable now and again wouldn't go amiss

TA that Eminem won't wife me. He's unreal. I love him. I love him so much. He would be the perfect man. That song, not afraid. The pangs of love I feel is not right. Feeeeeeek.

Big TA, and I hope this is not just me

Did you ever get to the top of the stairs and couldn't remember why the feck you went up there in the first place?

Then down you go muttering and trying to figure it out.

Get to the kitchen. VOILA I KNOW WHAT IT WAS I WENT UP THERE FOR. Hurray.

Then it happens again.

Senior moments in my case. Hope I am not alone.

Menas

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Big TA, and I hope this is not just me

Did you ever get to the top of the stairs and couldn't remember why the feck you went up there in the first place?

Then down you go muttering and trying to figure it out.

Get to the kitchen. VOILA I KNOW WHAT IT WAS I WENT UP THERE FOR. Hurray.

Then it happens again.

Senior moments in my case. Hope I am not alone.

Common enough I hope. I have been out to the shop to get milk, arrived back with bread and newspaper...but no milk.
Happens all to often.

One eyed Jack

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Big TA, and I hope this is not just me

Did you ever get to the top of the stairs and couldn't remember why the feck you went up there in the first place?

Then down you go muttering and trying to figure it out.

Get to the kitchen. VOILA I KNOW WHAT IT WAS I WENT UP THERE FOR. Hurray.

Then it happens again.

Senior moments in my case. Hope I am not alone.

You're not alone Spanish Eyes, I often forget the duct tape and have to go back down for it again

But seriously (as if!), the worst is when you hop into a lift and press the button, then just as the doors close, you remember something you forgot to bring with you, keys, folder, whatever, only have to go four floors trapped in the damn lift, knowing you can't just put the lift in reverse!

Pumpkinseeds

Feeling constantly hungry, despite eating well(def not pregnant).

cork guitar player

My stove is belching black smoke. Soo cold. Heat or suffocation...

MsBubbles

TA at the slow drivers driving 50kmph on an 80 kmph road. Don't they know it's a crisps and wine emergency !

curioser

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

Big TA, and I hope this is not just me

Did you ever get to the top of the stairs and couldn't remember why the feck you went up there in the first place?

Then down you go muttering and trying to figure it out.

Get to the kitchen. VOILA I KNOW WHAT IT WAS I WENT UP THERE FOR. Hurray.

Then it happens again.

Senior moments in my case. Hope I am not alone.

Ha ha - I know what age you are!

The Diabolical Monocle

Tards who block the entrance area to a petrol station with their car. queuing behind the first pump and blocking the entire road.

selous

Twits who ignore the right filter lane but put on the right indicator and stay in the straight ahead lane and block everyone behind them, AND the F****n D1ckhead who overtakes the car pulling in to a driveway straight into my lane to come head on with me, so I have to hit the brakes so he doesn't have to. why why whyyyyyyy.AND trucks driving down a 3tonne limit road, and shout out the window for YOU to drive up on the footpath so they can drive on, when you say NO, they get snotty and say don't blame me if I scrape your car... Ya Fuc**n think, that's what my dash camera is for it has your number and you driving on a 3 tonne limit road and recorded what you just said to me, then ya hear scraping on the other side, love it, (no, I don't have the camera, but seriously thinking bout it now)

curioser wrote: »

Ha ha - I know what age you are!

G'wan tell me!

North of 25 anyway, that I WILL admit to!!

dori_dormer

so the doorbell rings a few minutes ago, husband answers and i hear chatting, doesnt sound like a neighbour. Im sitting upstairs getting pissed off that hes letting all the heat out to some JW or other. then he bloody well invites the guy in!! WTF? so i go down to see who hes allowed murder us and its Irish cancer society! Guy starts talking about my mam who had cancer 20 years ago. im giving husband the eye but its too late hes already sucked in! So i at least save the baby and take him upstairs.

so because my fella is push over we are down 15 euro a month.....

Oh and another thing.

When I go for my trundle around the park (for health reasons lol), and there is always someone with a feckin dog off the lead.

That dog ALWAYS goes for me, and I frighten the dog more than the dog frightens me.

But anyway, TA, I want to enjoy the park too FGS.

Keep your effin dogs on a lead. They are not the centre of MY life. Maybe yours, but not mine.

Thank you.

Went to Dunnes after work to pick up a few bits and bobs. Got to the cashier, 2 ladies in front of me.
One says to the other: "I have this extra €5 voucher if you need it, it expires today"
Second Lady: " I've got some as well that are expiring today, so I wouldn't need yours."
First Lady: "You young fella, do you want this?"
Boomeister: "Yeah that would be magic, that lurve"
Second Lady "Sure you can have one of mine as well"
Boommeister: "Thanks lady" (thinking that I'm going to have to bang one or both of them for the vouchers)

Then I realise that I must look like a down-trodden hobo and they are taking sympathy on me.

The upside - free dishwashing tablet and not having to bang an older lady.

curioser

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

G'wan tell me!

North of 25 anyway, that I WILL admit to!!

I do exactly the same thing and I'm 60, so I reckon you won't see 55 again.

curioser wrote: »

I do exactly the same thing and I'm 60, so I reckon you won't see 55 again.

No cement.

Susandublin

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Then I realise that I must look like a down-trodden hobo and they are taking sympathy on me

Just do what all good hobos do and wash your dishes in the shower. Two birds and one stone and all that.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

curioser wrote: »

I do exactly the same thing and I'm 60, so I reckon you won't see 55 again.

I'm 71 and it has yet to happen me. I always find.....what was the annoyance again?....who are you people?.....