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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

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eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Stay away from the D ONW, it gets you into nothing but hardship

you said HARDship,

MsBubbles

grudie those door handles are barstools for inflicting bruises

grundie

This particular style of door handle. In addition opening doors, it also functions as a clothes ripper and waist level flesh bruiser/cutter.

http://www.peaseofgarforth.co.uk/upload/s2103georgianprivacyhandle-r.jpg

Frigga_92

It's very angry in here today.

Frigga_92

One eyed Jack wrote: »

A certain fast food chain popular with spud munchers whose "food" is neither tasty nor tempting (as Mick Dundee said "you can eat it, but it tastes like shìt"). I went in and ordered my usual snack box with a pair of breasts and a large milk, got served quickly but thought nothing of it, it's what's supposed to happen.

Utterly livid that I got home and the chips taste like leftover pasta that's been left out to dry, and the chicken was like chewing something that no human being was ever intended to digest! I feel like walking back down and demanding my money back just on principle for serving customers this sort of poison unfit for human consumption. I just haven't the energy to walk because I'm bloody starving now!

I had to sing the jingle

Vel

Just did the Boards matchmaking thingy for the lols and my enite list of matches frequent this thread!!!!

OldNotWIse
homemadecider
czechlin
eisenberg1
73Cat
Colser
LynnGrace
Pumpkinseeds
Czarcasm
One eyed Jack
26sdrawkcab

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Stay away from the D ONW, it gets you into nothing but hardship

MsBubbles

One Eyed Jack poor Mrs J.
If the FB obsessed parents spent less time on FB and more time being a parent we'd be a LOT better off.

One eyed Jack

I mentioned earlier I'd be here all day if I were tempted to rant but bloody hell, not five minutes after making that post I got a call from Mrs. J to come home (she's got scoliosis, back spasms mean all sorts of problems and she's been laid up all week), so she couldn't get to the doc by herself. Not a big issue. What really ticks me off -

Doc refers her to the nearest A&E, turns out "they don't do backs", we have to go out to the University hospital. University A&E is full, they recommended the Medical Centre nearby. Turns out the Medical Centre doesn't do backs either and sent her back to her GP...

We've now literally gone full circle, and we're back in the waiting room! Bureaucracy and administration has an awful lot to answer for the shambles of a Healthcare (Healthcouldn'tcareless) system in this country!

While I'm here, I might as well get this off my chest and all -

We don't have any childhood obesity "epidemic" in this country. We have a "parents that simply don't give a fcuk" epidemic, as in parents that send their children to school unwashed, missed breakfast, crappy lunch if they even possess a lunch box, so the children have no energy to concentrate in class, drug them up to the eyeballs with meds will solve that problem, make the standard tests easier so more children pass so the education system looks great on paper while little johnny can't calculate the change he's supposed to get back if he hands in €5 to stuff his face with a "happy meal", then goes home to space out on a games console or a laptop in his room to keep him quiet while the parents are knocking back carling and catching up on Jeremy Kyle and nodding in agreement that "at least we're not as bad as them gobshìtes"...

Honestly, responsibility for another human being is not rocket science, people have been doing it for thousands of years, but now we seem to be arguing more about rights and ignoring our responsibilities. I'm reminded of something that's often said for animals - "A pet isn't just for Christmas", I often feel like telling some people "A child isn't just for clogging up your friends newsfeeds!".

If reproduction is the pinnacle of your life's achievements, you're doing it wrong.

/rant

MsBubbles

Pumpkinseeds aw thanks you're a pal. But there's no need this time.
ONW you've been Dmatized ! The power of D is very strong.

Pumpkinseeds

MsBubbles wrote: »

Lexie yes I'm very sad today

You bring the body, we'll bring the shovels and meet you at the woods, no questions asked.:D

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

Understood, chief. Just be careful of the ones with Extra Cheese!

Snort

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

It's just all so new and shiny*

* as a description of the novelty rather than the appendage itself. I'm not so new to it that I don't know it's not meant to be shiny

Understood, chief. Just be careful of the ones with Extra Cheese!

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

You really like those Personal Pizzas*, don't you!

* Possible new TTTAY Euphemism?

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose she's gone mad for the D !! ONW Sounds like a perfect evening to me, I want a dog

It's just all so new and shiny*

* as a description of the novelty rather than the appendage itself. I'm not so new to it that I don't know it's not meant to be shiny

MsBubbles

jimgoose she's gone mad for the D !! ONW Sounds like a perfect evening to me, I want a dog

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...an Apache special (15inch). And possibly an 8 inch to snuggle up to later :P

You really like those Personal Pizzas*, don't you!

* Possible new TTTAY Euphemism?

OldNotWIse

MsBubbles wrote: »

I want to go home right now, put on a chick flick, eat my body weight in pizza, jellies and chocolate and not move from the couch all day

I want a variation on this theme. Good walk in the forest with the dogs then a blazing fire, duvet on the sofa, nice chick flick, a bottle of Shiraz and an Apache special (15inch). And possibly an 8 inch to snuggle up to later :P

MsBubbles

Whiskeyman 50kg Daffodils and 1 tonne Hydrangeas would be a lot more appealing to me.

whiskeyman

MsBubbles wrote: »

jimgoose you should come to work here, i'm surrounded by Loader Shovels, Excavators and Dumper trucks.
vroom vroom !

Do you have any 50kg Daffodils?

1 ton Hydrangeas?

oh wait...

not that sort of heavy plant...

MsBubbles

jimgoose you should come to work here, i'm surrounded by Loader Shovels, Excavators and Dumper trucks.
vroom vroom !

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Careful Jim, I'm feeling empowered and fierce today. I was taller than a male guard that I passed earlier. I feel like a lion now

Like a fcukan BAWSS!!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Careful Jim, I'm feeling empowered and fierce today. I was taller than a male guard that I passed earlier. I feel like a lion now

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

...Also, grown men talking to me like a baby. The landlord of the business has a business next to us and sometimes he comes to deliver our post that gets left with him. He puts on this vouce adults use to talk to small kids when he talks to me.

Aww, is ickle Wexie Trivially Annoyed??

Sorry, couldn't resist!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

On days that nothing sorts you out. I was up early, had a long shower, styled my hair nice, plastered the face, ironed my uniform and still look like a bag of ****e. Will share my lunch macaroons with you Ms B.

Also, grown men talking to me like a baby. The landlord of the business has a business next to us and sometimes he comes to deliver our post that gets left with him. He puts on this vouce adults use to talk to small kids when he talks to me.

jimgoose

efb wrote: »

McDonald's man up ad

This is one of my favourite descriptions of a typical Texas barbecue day, with extra excavators, by Mr. Dave Barry:

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/1999-06-13/news/9906280240_1_field-day-earthmoving-dirt

whiskeyman

TA: driving home last night, had green light to turn right across badly lit pedestrian junction which had red man lit.
Thank fupp I was looking into where I was turning, as woman decides to cross, and not look, when I had a green light... her barely able to walk with laptop bag and v high heels.
I slam on breaks, and she looks like a rabbit startled in my headlights.
FFS, please wait for the green man! Your extra 5 seconds you may have gained on your route home is pointless taking such a risk.
Moments like that and you realise how easy such accidents can happen, but at the same time how easily they can be avoided too.
Life is too precious. Treat it as such...

/whoa, that was a bit deep... but still a TA

efb

McDonald's man up ad

MsBubbles

Thank you Whiskeyman .

whiskeyman

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Skimming over diet sites while eating my breakfast, a giant aero.

A giant Aero has more air bubbles than a normal aero, so is actually lighter and good for you.

fact!

MsBubbles wrote: »

Send emergency supplies of chocolate asap.

Hope you ok MsB!
The Chocolate Calvary are en route!

eisenberg1

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Use of "man" and "mate" by young men on boards."Yeah man, I'll do that". "Don't tell me that mate"...

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Urgh yes!!! Know what is the most annoying? "Buddy" - usually preceeded by a super condescending comment too. I think the use of the word buddy should carry an automatic ban...

For me, it has to be the use of the word "lad".

"A lad I know.."
"This lad on the team.."

And worse when it used while referring to females.