MsBubbles wrote: » jimgoose I love the sound of Her Royal Highness Princess Concita Araminta Iseult Beowulf Culloden Plantagenet-Goose ! My goal in old age is to have purple hair, drink wine at 10am, shout abuse at strangers and generally behave like Nan from The Catherine Tate Show.
redfacedbear wrote: » Elder daugher has had her first period. So two rounds of bewildering mood shifts from now on in my house (and a 3rd to start at some time in the future!) - yea me!
LexieOnRale wrote: » Hate that Eternal. Can't trust anyone these days
MsBubbles wrote: » 26sdrawkcab LOL. I bet he told anyone who would listen about the cheeky pup in the lift who delayed him
NotYourYear20 wrote: » God help any males in your house.
yeppydeppy wrote: » fúckin' colds.
kerry4sam wrote: » Finished work yesterday with a bite in my throat. By lastnight I couldn't speak; went into work today barely able to speak & when I did my throat just cut so I was fortunate to be able to leave work early (couldn't talk to people)! I actually thought I sweat it outta me lastnight too though, but alas, was not to be. Damn aches & pains! & I haven't had a cold in soooo damn long Hope you feel better soon though yeppydeppy, kerry4sam
LexieOnRale wrote: » In my quest to find the perfect over the knee boot, I stumbled across an entire new website. Super cheap too, with high boots flat boots over the knee boots high heels, sandals. Good lord. It's either a feast or a famine
redfacedbear wrote: » That would just me (and the cat). I'm so getting a sanctuary shed.
73Cat wrote: » Seeing my OH's eyes totally glaze over when I tell him something fascinating. Somebody once made a big picture out of tumble dryer fluff and I was bitching that we only ever have the one colour fluff. My 3 yr old has clung to me like a limpet all day, after being awake much of the night , as per usual. If I hear Mammy one more time I'll be found wandering. These days I actually pretend to need the toilet to hopefully get a few minutes peace. It's a good job I love her !
Boom_Bap wrote: » Come home work today, notice the house was like a bomb had hit it. I immediately knew that a friend of the missus and her 2 kids were over visiting. Her 2 kids are little f*cking animals, I find it hard not to hit them with a sly boot in the face. My kids are no angels, but they know to respect things, boundaries and not to try break everything they see. And also not to be whiney little c*nts like these 2. I know its not the kids fault they have ended up like this, all down to the parents, they are a couple that just shouldn't have reproduced. Thankfully I had to stay a bit later in work, if I had of witnessed them destroying the house I would have done some actual parenting on them. And the TA,the parents know themselves that their kids are little f*cknuggets. So instead of climbing into my fleece, having a laugh with my kids,putting the kids to bed, getting a bite to eat, I'm cleaning finger paint off walls and trying to find pieces of the scalextrx track. I haven't even started looking for the remotes yet. And I have no idea what the brown stuff on the rug is. I know it's going to be sh*t. I just know it.