Boom_Bap wrote: » I have what I would estimate a 6 pound brown trout inside me that I will 'birth' once I finish my teaching duties for the day. I dont think that counts as prenancy though.
MsBubbles wrote: » Oh no OldNotWise. It's going to be loike totes awky
Dog of Tears wrote: » I doubt the guy delivering the leaflets really gives a **** though - they're not his goods or services. Probably being paid a pittance by a mail drop company who have been hired by the chinese take away to deliver menus on their behalf.
Boom_Bap wrote: » TA'd because I know there will be only 'Clint Eastwood' toilet paper in the toilet in the office.
eisenberg1 wrote: » Rough and tough, and takes no sh1t from anybody!:D
Zanablue wrote: » My faulty phone just did a factory reset on itself, I have lost all my information. More then trivially annoyed, am fit to kick something:(
ratmouse wrote: » Realising that a canned food product that you bought does not have a ring pull and your can opener isn't worth a toss!
ratmouse wrote: » Annoying noisy car wipers!
rainbow kirby wrote: » Pregnant woman gets on the tube at Euston, looks like she's struggling. Overweight woman sitting in priority seat visibly looks at her hand for the presence or absence of ring, sees none, gives a dirty look and raises newspaper. What a bitch.