Boom_Bap wrote: » I have what I would estimate a 6 pound brown trout inside me that I will 'birth' once I finish my teaching duties for the day. I dont think that counts as prenancy though.
MsBubbles wrote: » Boom-Bap are you pregnant ? ;)
Boom_Bap wrote: » I used to work in a few hostels around Dublin many years ago. Part of the job was to checkup on the toilets around the reception area and give them a tidy if they are out of shape. Mens toilet - the odd blockage. Womens toilet - piss and **** and blood and tissue and hair and makeup residue and many a blockage and hair bobbins everywhere. And those hair clip things too, the noise they make when being hoovered up. Savages, women are savages in the jacks. Still love yiz all.
Aglomerado wrote: » I've a thirst on me for some craft beer. Something hoppy. I could murder a Galway Hooker!! :pac:
Vel wrote: » Caught one rapid the other day. I delivered his chinese take away menu right back to him while he was busy putting one into my neighbour's letetrbox, who also have a sign :rolleyes: I live by the rule that if you drop junk mail into my house disregarding the 'no junk mail' sign I will never purchase your goods or use your service!
Boom_Bap wrote: » I used to work in a few hostels around Dublin many years ago. Part of the job was to checkup on the toilets around the reception area and give them a tidy if they are out of shape. Mens toilet - the odd blockage. Womens toilet - piss and **** and blood and tissue and hair and makeup residue and many a blockage and hair bobbins everywhere. And those hair clip things too, the noise they make when being hoovered up.Savages, women are savages in the jacks. Still love yiz all.
MsBubbles wrote: » Aw how old is the little one OldNotWise ?
jimgoose wrote: » The Dragon's Den/Thing-Basher one is ruddy hilarious! :pac::pac::pac:
MsBubbles wrote: » Boom-Bap I've never used grout before but I'll gladly give it a whirl
eisenberg1 wrote: » ...Ok, Ok I stole it from the joke thread.
MsBubbles wrote: » Good people of TTTAY I'm bored silly. Can do anything for you ?
redfacedbear wrote: » Was going to order a Black Bush on ice, but with the filthy minds in here probably safer not to.
Trigger Happy wrote: » But TA is those junk mail depositors who ignore the sign.
MsBubbles wrote: » Lexie can you nip into penney's or dunnes to pick another pj top ?