Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

A spammer from India who just called about a problem with Microsoft and had the audacity to complain and swear when he realised I had been stringing him along for 15 minutes. Tough luck sunshine! Lowlife gangsters!

Well done! What was your technique? We've been getting them at work and I can't wait until they call my direct line, I'm going to have a field day.

LexieonRale he'd also be good with his hands

MsBubbles wrote: »

LexieonRale he'd also be good with his hands

I know I'm not usually into guitar players/soft and sensitive types but he's onnnralllle.

OldNotWIse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

If it's been posted once, it's been posted a thousand times, but jesus h christ, whatever about personal hygiene, that's personal. PUBLIC hygiene on the other hand, when one would assume a grown adult would be able to direct a steady stream into a bowl with an opening a foot wide, only inches away from the target...

And some people can still manage to miss it!

Don't beat yourself up about it. You might have just been having an off day. I'm sure you'll hit your target tomorrow

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Don't beat yourself up about it. You might have just been having an off day. I'm sure you'll hit your target tomorrow

Seen on a Japanese office restroom wall: We aim to please. You aim too, please!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Aglomerado wrote: »

Well done! What was your technique? We've been getting them at work and I can't wait until they call my direct line, I'm going to have a field day.

First he said he was calling about windows so I asked for a quote to replace 2 aluminium ones. He then said no it was Microsoft and to turn on the computer. I pretended to and apologised that it takes a long time to boot up. I then couldn't find any of the buttons he wanted pressed.
I then "logged out" by mistake and had to start again. Eventually I asked if he really wanted to waste any more of his or my time on this scam. He insisted it was no scam so I said OK I can play along for longer. Then he lost the rag. Priceless.

Rubberlegs

Seriously people, it's time to take those retarded red noses off your cars now !!!!

73Cat wrote: »

Seriously people, it's time to take those retarded red noses off your cars now !!!!

What! They'll be there till Easter! (or replaced with bunny ears and buck teeth - gawd help us)

Aglomerado oh sweet baby jebus !

MsBubbles wrote: »

Aglomerado oh sweet baby jebus !

Yeah I hope no manufacturers of festive tat are reading this thread... it'll give them ideas!!!!

Aglomerado somewhere in China a factory is rubbing his hands with glee.

MsBubbles wrote: »

Aglomerado somewhere in China a factory is rubbing his hands with glee.

feck...

Lol !

When you're filling a bottle full of water from the tap but are too slow to take the bottle away when it's full so it ends up shooting out and spraying all over my face. Hate. Hate. Hate.

dubstarr

People not closing their gates after driving out in their cars.Ive had a swinging gate up the road from me all afternoon.

OldNotWIse

Parents going away soon and there will be a couple of days crossover before the OH returns so I'll be all on my own

No college at the weekend and I'm quite looking forward to stocking up on wine, movies, coal etc and having some down time.

Mam calls me:

"Er, your father and I are just doing up a list of things here to get before we go. Is there anything you want?"

"No Mam, I wont be handing up my keep so I'll buy whatever I need myself"

"Oh right, well we're going anyway so let me know"

"Ok. Out of interest, what's on the list?"

"Well we've to get a new battery for the smoke alarm...and a new carbon monoxide alarm"

"Er...we don't have any gas appliances?"

"well you can't be too careful you know. Now, we're going to get in 15 bales of briquettes and 5 bags of coal in case the heating runs out. And your father wants to get a bolt for you to put on the inside of your bedroom door in case anyone breaks in when you're here by yourself. We're going to get a fire extinguisher too and a small ladder to leave by the window in case of fire"

"I'm 5ft9 and we live in a bungalow"

"You can't be too careful love. Now, we've someone coming in to check the electrics on the alarm and the sensor lights outside are back working again. Your father had the brakes on the car tested too and we've stocked up on candles in case the electricity goes. The neighbours are on speed dial in case of emergency too"

......

redfacedbear

OldNotWIse wrote: »

"I'm 5ft9 and we live in a bungalow"

Lol

I wonder how far you could push them?

A chef to prepare your meals, taxi to/from work, cleaner...

Running into a (kind of) ex on the luas, when you're pale faced, looking rough and the last time you were face to face with him, you were a nasty cow. Awk. Ward. I havent seen him in about 7 years, my face is still burning

efb

People listing out a lot of answers for pointless :P

26D - that parents getting preferential treatment bull**** grates on my last nerve too. If you have a job, concentrate on the job. If you want to be at home, stay at home. Obviously if a child gets sick or something like that, it can't be helped but this bull**** of being late for work because you wanted to make sure your 12 year old got on the schoolbus, wanting all weekends/bank holidays off just because you've kids and the other women don't, bull****.

Frigga_92

LexieOnRale wrote: »

26D - that parents getting preferential treatment bull**** grates on my last nerve too. If you have a job, concentrate on the job. If you want to be at home, stay at home. Obviously if a child gets sick or something like that, it can't be helped but this bull**** of being late for work because you wanted to make sure your 12 year old got on the schoolbus, wanting all weekends/bank holidays off just because you've kids and the other women don't, bull****.

Actually that reminds me I left out part of my rant. These parents getting the preferential treatment are the same ones who come in late all the time. It's fooking ridiculous.

One of them said "time to start popping out the babies so". Oh yes, proper entitlement to my annual leave is a great reason to bring a child into the world.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Posters who deliberately drag threads off topic.

Not this one BTW!

eisenberg1

26sdrawkcab wrote: »

Actually that reminds me I left out part of my rant. These parents getting the preferential treatment are the same ones who come in late all the time. It's fooking ridiculous.

One of them said "time to start popping out the babies so". Oh yes, proper entitlement to my annual leave is a great reason to bring a child into the world.

"I can't come, little Johnny is sick,"
"So, you are taking a days holidays?"
"Well, I didn't plan to..."

wtf?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I could never get how doctors appointments for their kids, or themselves, were always during working hours while I always was able to go to the doctor, dentist etc on my own time.

Rosie Rant

My poor boyfriend! It seems I can't kiss him standing up without stepping on his toes. Almost every time! His feet are massive so I should be able to avoid them. One of his toenails is all black and bruised because I keep stepping on it. Why oh why am I so clumsy and how oh how does he put up with me?! I better get him some steel toe capped boots.

KungPao

Just watching a doc on Irish golfers on Setanta, and there were multiple shots of our players posing with the Ivory Coast flag.

So that's my trivial annoyance...our flag being held up backwards!

selous

logging in and realising there was 16 pages to read since I last was here ONLY 2 days ago.

And put petrol in my diesel car and drove 65km in it on Sunday evening. Boohoo.
towed away, cleaned out, brought back to me on Monday morning 11am E120, phew happy, But sooooo frickin T.A'd about putting wrong fuel in, first time in 28yr driving, (started at 17)