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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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sadie06

"I'm not looking for an argument or anything, but do you agree with abortion in Ireland?".

Needless to say, a very well informed and restrained debate followed.

I just saw a photo of a very sick sleeping child in bed at home accompanied by in-depth descriptions of all had brought up that day. Why….just, why?

sam34

fussyonion wrote: »

______ is at Coombe Women's Hospital: "In so much pain but at last the op is over; womb out, ovrees out, tubes tied,now to try n use the tiolet by myself".

Seriously too much information, ffs.

Off-topic but if she had her womb and her "ovrees" out why did she bother getting her tubes tied??

Pawwed Rig

sam34 wrote: »

Off-topic but if she had her womb and her "ovrees" out why did she bother getting her tubes tied??

Just to be absolutely sure

looking_around

sam34 wrote: »

Off-topic but if she had her womb and her "ovrees" out why did she bother getting her tubes tied??

cause either a lie, or she didn;t actually know the operation she was undergoing.

honerbright

P1 feeling angry
U wanna b two faced no problem let's c how far it gets u

Someone and 6 others like this.

P2 ok hun?
P1 Oh ya hun I'll b fine thanks
P2 Ok
P3 U OK ??
P1 Ya P3 just someone has my blood boiling.....
P4 Deep breaths Hun and count to ten
P1 I'll need more than that hun lol
P4 If someone has u that worked up Hun look at ur beautiful boys and tell urself whoever is pissing u off simply isn't worth it xx

The word 'hun' actually turns my stomach. Especially when people use it in the 'real world'.

fussyonion

""In A&E an i swear i cant wait here all night i sliced my finger wit a knife earlier cutting a sandwich and ive been here since 9. all the amblances comin here and im tihnking hello im here since 9 see me 1st! but no they have to get those people seen 1st dont they and to top it off ive no money for the machine to get coke i swear im going to start unleashing my temper now soon if they dont hurry up and im afraid to go for a smoke incase im called.""

MonkstownHoop

fussyonion wrote: »

""In A&E an i swear i cant wait here all night i sliced my finger wit a knife earlier cutting a sandwich and ive been here since 9. all the amblances comin here and im tihnking hello im here since 9 see me 1st! but no they have to get those people seen 1st dont they and to top it off ive no money for the machine to get coke i swear im going to start unleashing my temper now soon if they dont hurry up and im afraid to go for a smoke incase im called.""

Jesus that's outrageous, why should someone with possible life threatening injuries be seen before her

XxMCRxBabyxX

"Mandatory check in"

It may be mandatory/obligatory/whatever -ory word you want to use to get on to your flight but there is no need to do it on Facebook. You're going abroad, we get it.

J Mysterio

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

"Mandatory check in"

It may be mandatory/obligatory/whatever -ory word you want to use to get on to your flight but there is no need to do it on Facebook. You're going abroad, we get it.

... and we hate you for it.

Ted_YNWA

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

"Mandatory check in"

It may be mandatory/obligatory/whatever -ory word you want to use to get on to your flight but there is no need to do it on Facebook. You're going abroad, we get it.

J Mysterio wrote: »

... and we hate you for it.

Even worse when people tag you in certain places with them

John is with XxMCRxBabyxX, J Mysterio & Ted_YNWA @ ........

I don't want the world to know where I am ffs !!

yerwanthere123

"Overheard the good ol' ''Is that a girl''......seriously okay I dont dress like a girly girl. Im a total utter tomboy but seriously whatever I wear I seem to look like a boy apparently. Ugghh just f*cking annoys me im already self concious as f*ck and then when you hear that it doesnt f*cking help one bit."

"Yes I am a girl and not a boy. Thanks for wondering and asking. Do I dress girly no but i can do what I want so seriously quit it"

yerwanthere123

I accidentally spilled wax on the carpet...had a bit of a waxident...get it?

*unfriends*

bjork

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

*unfriends*

No point in waxing lyrical over an old flame!!

Photo-Sniper

"Thiere is no I in Happyness"

eh.....

Loughc

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

"Thiere is no I in Happyness"

eh.....

There is no I in there.

Generic Dreadhead

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

"Thiere is no I in Happyness"

eh.....

He moved... SURPRISE MOTHA_TRUCKER

Photo-Sniper

Loughc wrote: »

There is no I in there.

I could continue with the spelling mistakes of said individual but I wont.

Frightening stuff

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

Its time to land on earth.
Thank you bat, moth for guiding me
I open to clearest in angelic earth vibrational forms

Generic Dreadhead

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

Its time to land on earth.
Thank you bat, moth for guiding me
I open to clearest in angelic earth vibrational forms

Monday blues yeah, I know how you feel

ratmouse

The expression "can't cope" in response to so much on Facebook. Eg, some dim wit puts up a photo of her new handbag with the tagline "in love". Cue dim wit number 2 entering with a response along the lines of " OMG Hun. That bag is too gorgeous. Want in my life. Can't cope!"

Well personally, I can't cope seeing such tripe.

Minjor

A lad I'm friends with puts up statuses like these:

"Honest opinions?", "Honest opinions in mail?" and "like for a few facts in mail sure"

Incidentally it's all girls liking those statuses.

Haven't a notion what he's on about. Anyone?

ratmouse

Minjor wrote: »

A lad I'm friends with puts up statuses like these:

"Honest opinions?", "Honest opinions in mail?" and "like for a few facts in mail sure"

Incidentally it's all girls liking those statuses.

Haven't a notion what he's on about. Anyone?

Haven't the foggiest! Maybe I'm totally out of touch with Facebook code words. Not that it bothers me!

fro9etb8j5qsl2

Minjor wrote: »

A lad I'm friends with puts up statuses like these:

"Honest opinions?", "Honest opinions in mail?" and "like for a few facts in mail sure"

Incidentally it's all girls liking those statuses.

Haven't a notion what he's on about. Anyone?

He's fishing for compliments. Next time you should comment:

LANGER LIKE A RACEHORSE BUT THICK AS A TIN OF DULUX PAINT

rawn

Minjor wrote: »

A lad I'm friends with puts up statuses like these:

"Honest opinions?", "Honest opinions in mail?" and "like for a few facts in mail sure"

Incidentally it's all girls liking those statuses.

Haven't a notion what he's on about. Anyone?

Basically, he pm's or posts on the page of everyone that likes the comment with an "honest opinion". This "honest opinion" or "HO" as it is otherwise known, usually consists of either of the following "HO's":

1) I don't really know you that well but you're real sound!!

2) Ah jaysus you're a mad spoon! Always acting the bollox hahahaha especially when the bud is flowing!!!*

*These phrases will not be spelled correctly.

ratmouse

rawn wrote: »

Basically, he pm's or posts on the page of everyone that likes the comment with an "honest opinion". This "honest opinion" or "HO" as it is otherwise known, usually consists of either of the following "HO's":

1) I don't really know you that well but you're real sound!!

2) Ah jaysus you're a mad spoon! Always acting the bollox hahahaha especially when the bud is flowing!!!*

*These phrases will not be spelled correctly.

I still don't really get the concept though!

Wilberto

rawn wrote: »

Basically, he pm's or posts on the page of everyone that likes the comment with an "honest opinion". This "honest opinion" or "HO" as it is otherwise known, usually consists of either of the following "HO's":

1) I don't really know you that well but you're real sound!!

2) Ah jaysus you're a mad spoon! Always acting the bollox hahahaha especially when the bud is flowing!!!*

*These phrases will not be spelled correctly.

I love the definitive tone of your last sentence. Not they "may" be spelled incorrectly, not they'll "probably" be spelled incorrectly, but they will definitely be spelled incorrectly!

To be honest, I find it hard to disagree with you!

rawn

ratmouse wrote: »

I still don't really get the concept though!

No one does!

yellowlabrador

Oh my god i ****ing hate 2015. Worst year alredy

well, that didn't take long.....

El Weirdo

fussyonion wrote: »

""In A&E an i swear i cant wait here all night i sliced my finger wit a knife earlier cutting a sandwich and ive been here since 9. all the amblances comin here and im tihnking hello im here since 9 see me 1st! but no they have to get those people seen 1st dont they and to top it off ive no money for the machine to get coke i swear im going to start unleashing my temper now soon if they dont hurry up and im afraid to go for a smoke incase im called.""

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Jesus that's outrageous, why should someone with possible life threatening injuries be seen before her

That's quite the assumption.

efb

Why are you people friends with this people? At least unfollow