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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

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Tinder Surprise

If I am emptying the dishwasher and I find a cup (facing upwards) full of stinky wash-off water.

*first World problems, hey !

wexandproud

stoneill wrote: »

I hate the feeling of panic that wells up when you're bursting for a piss, running to the urinal, a drop or two making their sneaky appearance, you run while fiddling trying to open the fly of your jeans, fumbling around for the top of your jocks to pull your mickey out and you can't find the way in as you are really fidgeting with the bottom of your t-shirt.

you think thats bad , just wait till the day you hang up and the call is not finished

wexandproud

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

What annoys me is the number of people who grab all the fresh veg at Christmas and they complain about the waste and all the unused food they had to dump after Christmas. Can they not judge how much they'll use? Or do they not recall chucking sprouts in the bin last year and the year before?

have you not realised that its the yearly thing called christmas, it makes people have a strange fear of either starving to death or suffering from rickets , scurvy, malnutrition or some other ailment just because shops are closed for a whole day .

OldNotWIse

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

Extremely minor family bickering at a nice event :mad:

Sh.it that reminds me I had too much gin last night and wound up fighting with my parents about direct provision centres. I don't even know how it happened! Something about people protesting against Syrian asylum seekers and Mam saying we should "look after our own first" and me pointing out that even without these centres we wouldn't look after our own, that they are not mutually exclusive. Her screeching at me that I was having a pop at her over her medical card or something.

And I wondered why she was cool with me this morning lol

Boom_Bap

I got a right b*llocking from Mrs. Bap when she discovered that I let our little one sit on a public toilet.

Hugo Stiglitz

Extremely minor family bickering at a nice event :mad:

OldNotWIse

Graces7 wrote: »

(((so sorry)))) How old was he?

She came to us at 10 weeks and we were blessed to have her for 12.5 years.

OldNotWIse

Graces7 wrote: »

You mean the lid is down? ie closed.. I never sit down on loos. I rented a house where the toilet was no longer attached to the floor...after the inevitable flood the local man came,, plumber and electrician and school bus driver... rural of course... said the floor was too wet for him to work and I never saw him again so I learned to hover.. dratted seat here is broken so the same here..

Oh sorry yeah

You'll have to excuse me. The synergistic effect of nurofen cold & flu and lemsip... :pac:

I never sit down either unless I am at home. As a child, my mother was obsessive about this and to this day when I use a public toilet, I can hear her screeching, "don't sit down!" in my head

I have some impressive strength in my thighs from years of dishing out the number ones mid air

Graces7

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Trying to get a pencil skirt up, tights down, Spanx down. Sometimes it's easier not to go!

At my age you have no choice :rolleyes: and not much warning either:eek:But then I dont wear what you do..

Graces7

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Perhaps not trivial, but finding out that since my beloved dog passed away from a degenerative disease in 2010, a cure for that disease has been discovered. I'm happy that other owners and their dogs will not have to go through what we did, but I can't help feeling a little sad that my beloved friend missed the boat. And now I am welling up God damn

(((so sorry)))) How old was he?

Graces7

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The female equivalent of that is when you eventually do get to sit down and realise the lid is up.

Oh wait, there doesn't need to be a female equivalent because the button/zip thing can happen to us too lol

You mean the lid is down?

ie closed.. I never sit down on loos. I rented a house where the toilet was no longer attached to the floor...after the inevitable flood the local man came,, plumber and electrician and school bus driver... rural of course... said the floor was too wet for him to work and I never saw him again so I learned to hover.. dratted seat here is broken so the same here..

OldNotWIse

Perhaps not trivial, but finding out that since my beloved dog passed away from a degenerative disease in 2010, a cure for that disease has been discovered. I'm happy that other owners and their dogs will not have to go through what we did, but I can't help feeling a little sad that my beloved friend missed the boat. And now I am welling up God damn

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Trying to get a pencil skirt up, tights down, Spanx down. Sometimes it's easier not to go!

OldNotWIse

the purple tin wrote: »

Worse still when you are bursting try to unzip only to realise you're wearing a button fly :eek: the extra few seconds it takes to get your lad out is like the climax of an action movie.

The female equivalent of that is when you eventually do get to sit down and realise the lid is up.

Oh wait, there doesn't need to be a female equivalent because the button/zip thing can happen to us too lol

the purple tin

stoneill wrote: »

I hate the feeling of panic that wells up when you're bursting for a piss, running to the urinal, a drop or two making their sneaky appearance, you run while fiddling trying to open the fly of your jeans, fumbling around for the top of your jocks to pull your mickey out and you can't find the way in as you are really fidgeting with the bottom of your t-shirt.

Worse still when you are bursting try to unzip only to realise you're wearing a button fly :eek: the extra few seconds it takes to get your lad out is like the climax of an action movie.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

stoneill wrote: »

I hate the feeling of panic that wells up when you're bursting for a piss, running to the urinal, a drop or two making their sneaky appearance, you run while fiddling trying to open the fly of your jeans, fumbling around for the top of your jocks to pull your mickey out and you can't find the way in as you are really fidgeting with the bottom of your t-shirt.

Give it a few years until this is a regular occurrence every day and you'll no longer be annoyed: just resigned to it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

yeppydeppy wrote: »

A certain poster here (you know who you are) who complains of ill health but has the diet of an unsupervised 7 year old child.:D

Hey! When you have a cold you're allowed nice things!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

yeppydeppy wrote: »

A certain poster here (you know who you are) who complains of ill health but has the diet of an unsupervised 7 year old child.:D

Well now! If we're going the road of posters here who cause annoyance there's this one who......

Nah! Let's not.

yeppydeppy

A certain poster here (you know who you are) who complains of ill health but has the diet of an unsupervised 7 year old child.:D

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

jimgoose wrote: »

Oh, and did I tell you that I was out picking up De Vegetables for Christmas on the afternoon of Christmas Eve? I was, we usually leave it 'til then to grab things like sprouts, couple boxes of peas, mixed veg, etc. Do you think there was a Brussels sprout in either of the huge Dunnes foodmarkets in this leafy, comfortable suburb of Cork? Was there fcuk-buggery, mate. I very nearly Steven Seagal'ed the youngfella working in one of them with his Ironic Post-Modern beard as he gave me an amused look and said "Yeah, mad isn't it? No Sprouts like!!" :mad:

What annoys me is the number of people who grab all the fresh veg at Christmas and they complain about the waste and all the unused food they had to dump after Christmas. Can they not judge how much they'll use? Or do they not recall chucking sprouts in the bin last year and the year before?

stoneill

I hate the feeling of panic that wells up when you're bursting for a piss, running to the urinal, a drop or two making their sneaky appearance, you run while fiddling trying to open the fly of your jeans, fumbling around for the top of your jocks to pull your mickey out and you can't find the way in as you are really fidgeting with the bottom of your t-shirt.

Graces7

jimgoose wrote: »

Oh, and did I tell you that I was out picking up De Vegetables for Christmas on the afternoon of Christmas Eve? I was, we usually leave it 'til then to grab things like sprouts, couple boxes of peas, mixed veg, etc. Do you think there was a Brussels sprout in either of the huge Dunnes foodmarkets in this leafy, comfortable suburb of Cork? Was there fcuk-buggery, mate. I very nearly Steven Seagal'ed the youngfella working in one of them with his Ironic Post-Modern beard as he gave me an amused look and said "Yeah, mad isn't it? No Sprouts like!!" :mad:

Happened to me one year when I was trading at a farmers market, I delayed going over to the veg stall and when I got there it looked as if a hurricane had hit. The man kindly let me rummage among the wreckage and I rescued a small handful of sprouts...it is not shopping but a feeding frenzy

rainbow kirby

Nope, just swam before work at the pool near the office. Saves me having to do stuff later if I get the workout out of the way in the morning pre-coffee when I'm too stupid to know better.

fussyonion

rainbow kirby wrote: »

Hahahahahaha no - I'm no skinny mini! It's more that I took it out of the packaging and it looked a hell of a lot bigger than the one I was wearing at the pool this morning.

Are you on holidays? :mad:

rainbow kirby

jimgoose wrote: »

Thinly-veiled "I'm built like Georgia Salpa" post logged.

Hahahahahaha no - I'm no skinny mini! It's more that I took it out of the packaging and it looked a hell of a lot bigger than the one I was wearing at the pool this morning.

jimgoose

rainbow kirby wrote: »

When you order something online and it arrives and the sizing is completely out. Thought I had a bargain on a new swimsuit, by the looks of things I need to return it and go 2 sizes smaller...

Thinly-veiled "I'm built like Georgia Salpa" post logged. Consider this a warning! :pac:

rainbow kirby

When you order something online and it arrives and the sizing is completely out. Thought I had a bargain on a new swimsuit, by the looks of things I need to return it and go 2 sizes smaller...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Realising the most variation my diet got today was 3 different colour macaroons.

The lunch of winners though
http://tinypic.com/r/34sndwh/8

eisenberg1

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

That's like me and football.

Every colleague ever: "See the match last night?"
Me: "What match?"
Every colleague ever: "Y'know, the united one"
Me: "Oh, right. Who were they playing?"
Every colleague ever: :eek:

"You did not see the match? YOU DID NOT SEE THE MATCH?? is your telly broken?"

"No, I was watching Fair City"

They will never ask again:D

Mr. CooL ICE

73Cat wrote: »

My TA is why do other women look at me so suspiciously when I say I don't watch the soaps? I have zero interest in them. I was at a wedding, and a friends wife, asked me what I thought of the latest Eastenders storyline. I said I didn't watch it. You would swear I had just told her I murder babies and eat them raw, the look on her face. She had to call over another friend to say "you won't believe this , but 'Cat doesn't watch the soaps!" I felt like a very interesting specimen altogether

That's like me and football.

Every colleague ever: "See the match last night?"
Me: "What match?"
Every colleague ever: "Y'know, the united one"
Me: "Oh, right. Who were they playing?"
Every colleague ever: :eek: