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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

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Pumpkinseeds

Facebook:mad: Fcuking twats are trying to make me change my personal account to a Page since apparently 'I'm a business

News to me, be closing my account now then.:mad:

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Dr Goose are you going to send someone around to make mammy dinners?? You should!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Just not well the past few weeks, one thing after another. Vomiting bugs, infections, more vomiting bugs, now I have a cold or a flu or something. I have that weird burn in the back of my throat that I only get if I haven't had anything to eat in a few days but today I had haribos and aero bar, my tummy was a bit funny so I didn't feel like lunch. I think I'm just really run down

I should say so. Dr. Goose prescribes pork-belly with spuds an' cabbatch three times a day for two weeks, and some food as well.

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jimgoose wrote: »

Sounds like low blood-pressure, girlie. Aroo aytin proper? A check-up wouldn't do any harm.

Just not well the past few weeks, one thing after another. Vomiting bugs, infections, more vomiting bugs, now I have a cold or a flu or something. I have that weird burn in the back of my throat that I only get if I haven't had anything to eat in a few days but today I had haribos and aero bar, my tummy was a bit funny so I didn't feel like lunch. I think I'm just really run down

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Outrageous simpletons who think if they sit on the outside of a seat, pout and put headphones in, that they're entitled to two seats on a packed train. TAP TAP TAP! Excuse me there.

Also, feeling sick. And coming down the stairs on a bus. I hate those stairs at the best of times but got super lightheaded just there. See me panned out like a lizard some day at the bottom of a dublin bus stairs

Sounds like low blood-pressure, girlie. Aroo aytin proper? A check-up wouldn't do any harm.

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Outrageous simpletons who think if they sit on the outside of a seat, pout and put headphones in, that they're entitled to two seats on a packed train. TAP TAP TAP! Excuse me there.

Also, feeling sick. And coming down the stairs on a bus. I hate those stairs at the best of times but got super lightheaded just there. See me panned out like a lizard some day at the bottom of a dublin bus stairs

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's societies responsibility to watch some peoples kids sure

Or... is it the Graf Zeppelin? Is it a wounded walrus? Is it some awkward-looking cnut who's wondering where his car-keys have gone to?? No! It's... Bellypork Beefheart! Huzzah!!

jimgoose

castletownman wrote: »

Plus there's the whole "he's a strange man therefore he's automatically a peado" vibe that is common place these days.

Oh he's strange raaaht 'nuff chief, but mostly benign!

jimgoose

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd be terrified they'd think I was kidnapping it though, so I see where castletownman is coming from. I was coming into my estate one evening back in October or November and the entrance is in is real bendy and all trees before you see any houses. Some kid was after falling off his bike, panned out. I abandoned my car with the blinkers on and walked him home because I thought if he got into my car Id have been arrested.

I take not one jot of notice of all that tripe'n'meballacks. You should report the feckless cunnoxes for child neglect if they pull that "Aaah, stranger driving a car!!" crap.

castletownman

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'd be terrified they'd think I was kidnapping it though, so I see where castletownman is coming from. I was coming into my estate one evening back in October or November and the entrance is in is real bendy and all trees before you see any houses. Some kid was after falling off his bike, panned out. I abandoned my car with the blinkers on and walked him home because I thought if he got into my car Id have been arrested.

Plus there's the whole "he's a strange man therefore he's automatically a peado" vibe that is common place these days.

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jimgoose wrote: »

Me furkan hole. That's happened to me a couple of times over the years, I pick the babby up and bring her to Customer Services.

I'd be terrified they'd think I was kidnapping it though, so I see where castletownman is coming from. I was coming into my estate one evening back in October or November and the entrance is in is real bendy and all trees before you see any houses. Some kid was after falling off his bike, panned out. I abandoned my car with the blinkers on and walked him home because I thought if he got into my car Id have been arrested.

selous

You see a bargain a pair of "all terrain" runners of a very good brand name starts with Salo ends with mon, reduced from E125 to E75, nice fit, great support inside, good looking lugs/sole, buy them get them home wear them out next day, like a newborn deer on the wet pavements, no bloody grip or traction on them or any wet smooth "terrain", tar, concrete, paving, so what is ALL terrain, should it not be "some terrain", or is it just our terrain is different to wherever makes them, wouldn't want to be up a mountain or something and needing grip, very disappointed. Lidl ones were only E20 a wee while back, should have got them, grrrr.

jimgoose

castletownman wrote: »

...Obviously wasn't going to get too close to her being a stranger and all that...

Me furkan hole. That's happened to me a couple of times over the years, I pick the babby up and bring her to Customer Services.

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Asos have a good sale on at the moment, there's 70% off a lot of dresses, so you might find something you liked. I got a pair of gold sparkly shoes, about 3 inch heel, pointy toe, in pennies for 7 euro (had in black too)
You could have a really nice outfit for under 50 euro.

Then just toss money in a card rather than worry about gifts.

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Jaysus, it's amazing what becomes fashionable.:eek: I remember my mother boiling up a big pot of belly pork every week for the dog in the 80's, no tinned food for the pooch it was all belly pork and beef hearts.:D

If I ever become a Hollywood action heart-throb person, I shall assume the stage-name "Bellypork Beefheart", and I have you to thank!

McChubbin

God, I'd kill for some pork belly ramen right about now. *salivates*
Trivial Annoyance: Got a great quote on my next tattoo and finding I have no time to save up and get it seeing as I have a wedding coming up that I'm not looking forward to due to certain people I don't like being at it.
Also, apparently ripped jeans and a lumberjack-plaid shirt is not appropriate attire for said wedding, thus necessitating a hunt for clothing I can just about afford. Urgh. I don't want to go but it's family so I have no choice. PLUS I'm expected to buy a gift.

Pumpkinseeds

jimgoose wrote: »

I had a feed of pork-belly in a rather smart bistro in Limerick the other day. Proper classic peasant stodge, bah. Daycint. :cool:

Jaysus, it's amazing what becomes fashionable.:eek: I remember my mother boiling up a big pot of belly pork every week for the dog in the 80's, no tinned food for the pooch it was all belly pork and beef hearts.:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

It's societies responsibility to watch some peoples kids sure

OldNotWIse

castletownman wrote: »

Two annoyances rolled into one incident earlier. Was in Tk Maxx buying a new pair of shoes when I noticed a little girl of about 5 or so crying right near me. I was the only person near by and naturally enough asked her could she find her mammy and she said no. Asked her what colour hair she had and that I'll find her for her. Obviously wasn't going to get too close to her being a stranger and all that but I did scan the floor looking for a woman fitting the description. Eventually found two female members of staff who'd be trained in dealing with such matters and left them on the case.

Mother was found anyway and the staff actually acknowledged my involvement but do you think the mother did? Not even a cursory glance in my direction. Didn't even seem to comfort her daughter. I'm not a thanks hoor, but I know if I had a kid that got lost for even a split second I'd be very thankful towards the person who found them. And I'm not one for over-protecting children either, but surely it's not too hard to keep one eye on your child when your in the wide open space of a large retail store?

Got deadly shoes for an upcoming wedding though

That is more than trivially annoying :mad: She'd be the very one whingeing and crying on national tv if her child disappeared into the back of someone's van and vanished. Seriously..

castletownman

Two annoyances rolled into one incident earlier. Was in Tk Maxx buying a new pair of shoes when I noticed a little girl of about 5 or so crying right near me. I was the only person near by and naturally enough asked her could she find her mammy and she said no. Asked her what colour hair she had and that I'll find her for her. Obviously wasn't going to get too close to her being a stranger and all that but I did scan the floor looking for a woman fitting the description. Eventually found two female members of staff who'd be trained in dealing with such matters and left them on the case.

Mother was found anyway and the staff actually acknowledged my involvement but do you think the mother did? Not even a cursory glance in my direction. Didn't even seem to comfort her daughter. I'm not a thanks hoor, but I know if I had a kid that got lost for even a split second I'd be very thankful towards the person who found them. And I'm not one for over-protecting children either, but surely it's not too hard to keep one eye on your child when your in the wide open space of a large retail store?

Got deadly shoes for an upcoming wedding though

OldNotWIse

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Hah! No, once you subscribe you can request a name change and they just change it. Everything else remains intact!

Last time I heard that it was a sure lie

Maximus Alexander

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Would I lose my post count?

TA: living in fear of someone setting up an account and calling themselves "OldNotWise" - oh God......

Hah! No, once you subscribe you can request a name change and they just change it. Everything else remains intact!

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

The word "tronche" is knocking about a fair bit lately, with countries getting "tronches" of money from the IMF, ECB and what-not. I'd like to get a "tronche" of something just once - doesn't matter what, potatoes, kerosene, lampshades - just to see one in front of me and to ascertain what kind of an animal is it. Like a hectare, or possibly more of a firkin? I want to live, dammit!!

"Doctor, I think I have a tronche of galloping knob rot, what do you think?"

jimgoose

The word "tronche" is knocking about a fair bit lately, with countries getting "tronches" of money from the IMF, ECB and what-not. I'd like to get a "tronche" of something just once - doesn't matter what, potatoes, kerosene, lampshades - just to see one in front of me and to ascertain what kind of an animal is it. Like a hectare, or possibly more of a firkin? I want to live, dammit!!

Miss Demeanour

That I still have to take my Christmas tree down and the house is up in a heap!!!

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Here he comes E!!!

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jimgoose wrote: »

Don't make a fuss, luv. Ah'll 'ave your Spam - Ah luv it!! :pac:

I can feel a Monty Python sketch coming on. Take your pick. The spam one or the we were so poor one.

jimgoose

Graces7 wrote: »

Try five cold, greasy potato chips! That is one I remember so well... then a friend put a note through the letterbox telling me to hide them in my pocket and I did.

I had a feed of pork-belly in a rather smart bistro in Limerick the other day. Proper classic peasant stodge, bah. Daycint. :cool:

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Who's tuco?? I don't think he's in it yet

You will know him when you see him....I will say no more in case I spoil it.

BeerWolf

Having to drive a fair bit of distance everywhere from shop to shop to get a bloody bin tag for today.... :mad:

Lots of places were out of stock, of a lot of things, from holidaying lorry drivers.