veryangryman wrote: » Hilarious 'asked for id' stories. Maybe I'm too old but they're always the same. My first TA this year.
eisenberg1 wrote: » How old are you? Prove it:D
veryangryman wrote: » "Oh i take it as a compliment if i'm asked blah blah" Snore. Just give me my alcohol. Stupid sense of authority retailers give (admittedly just following the law) asking this.
OldNotWIse wrote: » This, in my opinion, is nowhere near what I have had my entire life which is pretty much just colours and shapes unless I have corrective lenses in. She'll say things like, "yeah I know now what it is like" and I'm looking at her thinking actually you have no clue. How does one explain severe myopia to someone who doesn't have it? It's like being really drunk? It's as if someone has taken a watery brush to the painting and blurred everything?
Cheese Wagstaff wrote: » I'm only 24, but I look it. Was ID'd in my local shop on a Friday night a few weeks ago. Didn't actually understand the question because it had been so long. Your one behind the counter goes then "Can't be too careful, maybe if it was a Saturday night..." So the time of day dictates if you play fast and loose with the law? An unusual interaction to say the least.
One eyed Jack wrote: » Reading this reminded me of something that happened to me last night, trivially annoying for other people though, temporarily embarrassing for me - Coming out of a shopping centre last night and my friend had stopped in front of the door to let me out on the way in, so I'm coming out, silver car parked across the way, I opened the passenger door and hopped in. We weren't moving so I said "Are we parking here for the night?" "I think you have the wrong car" says the driver, who was not my friend :pac: Happened to me a couple of times in the past, how I haven't had the head dug off me I don't know, I'd freak out if some stranger casually hopped into my car and sat there waiting for me to drive on
One eyed Jack wrote: » Reading this reminded me of something that happened to me last night, trivially annoying for other people though, temporarily embarrassing for me - Coming out of a shopping centre last night and my friend had stopped in front of the door to let me out on the way in, so I'm coming out, silver car parked across the way, I opened the passenger door and hopped in. We weren't moving so I said "Are we parking here for the night?""I think you have the wrong car" says the driver, who was not my friend :pac: Happened to me a couple of times in the past, how I haven't had the head dug off me I don't know, I'd freak out if some stranger casually hopped into my car and sat there waiting for me to drive on
OldNotWIse wrote: » "Chain length 400mm"
eisenberg1 wrote: » Handcuffs?
Jake1 wrote: » Lexie, I would only LOVE to be I'deed
Vel wrote: » We've all encountered the type of moron who spend their evenings driving around in one of their ma's nissan micras roaring things out of the window at people walking along as they drive past. They make Beavis and Butthead look that academics. More than anything I feel pity for them rather than trivial annoyance towards them. However what does make me trivially annoyed is when they pass you and roar something but you have your headphones in so can't hear them, but they don't know this and think they've startled you, when in fact you might possibly have just heard a feint yelp as they past as the song entered a quieter part!!!
73Cat wrote: » I know the whole onesies as a TA was had the other day, but it's my TA the last couple of days. A "man" I know has been posting photos of himself in a onesie on FB. What self respecting man would wear one of those atrocities, even as a joke?? He looks like a big f**king overgrown baby. Worst of all is all his hangers on complimenting him, and egging him on. What self respecting wife would actually encourage her husband to wear one of these , actually take photos of him, and allow him to make it public on Facebook?That's grounds for divorce! I'm sorry but onesies wearers need to be rounded up and shot. I really hope he is bursting for a sh*t , and the zip gets stuck. Rant over....and breathe ......
73Cat wrote: » What self respecting wife would actually encourage her husband to wear one of these , actually take photos of him, and allow him to make it public on Facebook?
Vel wrote: » One who secretly hates him and is allowing him to publicly humiliate himself before she leaves him sad and alone with only his onesie for company?:D
OldNotWIse wrote: » Why are you called Eisenberg1? Why not Eisenberg? I am trivially annoyed by this :P
LynnGrace wrote: » And even worse a onesie with the zip stuck :pac:
eisenberg1 wrote: » I TA'd nobody asked me this before...:D Board.ie was something I stumbled upon, and thought at the time I would dabble in one thread and go on my way.........but then I discovered TTTAY, and realised I was not alone, I had found my spiritual home. Had I known I would be hanging around, I would have given more thought to the name. I wanted to Heisenberg ( Breaking Bad - huge fan) but I was beaten to it, and as far as I remember someone had also taken Eisenberg, so was a lazy git and just added the "1".
Boom_Bap wrote: » A friend and his daughter are staying with us for a few days. We got us some Domino's last night, on ordering I asked him if he wanted anything, he just said he's not that hungry and would have one slice. Grand said I, ordered one of the deals that had a large pizza and 3 sides. Grub arrives and he starts tucking in to all the sides, there was plenty to go around so not that worried. The pizza got unveiled and he started horsing into it. Now, here is the massive TA. With Domino's they generally only give one dip for the crusts of the pizza. This guy holds the dip in his hands and dips the slice into the dip at every bite. M*therf*cker was quadruple dipping, even quintuple dipping. D*ck all dip for me. Then there was one slice left in the box, Mrs Bap gave me the nod indicating that it was mine. As I started to reach for it, this pr*ck starts to reach as well. The dude that wanted 1/one/single slice. He tore the top off the slice and gave the rest to me and used the last bit of dip. If he just had of said he wanted some pizza I would have just gotten another one for him, and that would have been another dip as well. Cheap bast*rd just didn't want to pay for pizza. Little did he know that I would have just bought him one.
Maximus Alexander wrote: » I genuinely would have told him to f*ck off. Nobody f*cks with my food. You must be a patient man. In fact, even when people give me that "I'll only have one slice" crack I usually order them a personal pizza, because it inevitably leads to them eating my dinner otherwise.
Boom_Bap wrote: » Under normal conditions I would but the guy is having some issues at the moment and adding in my food rage might be the thing to tip him over the edge. Another TA is that I was going for a run yesterday. When I go out to run, it's to listen to some music, get some air, get away from the kids, try beat some of my goals. He decided to come along and I came back more annoyed than when I left. No music, too much talking, not having my own pace, no metrics on my run. In the end he was alot happier so I guess some good came out of it, but my own personal selfish self was TA'd.
