Ho, ho, ho, holy $hit, it's that time of year again. Scientists, engineers, astrologists and farmers have chosen December 18th as the day most likely to see the beginning of the 2014 Steam Winter Sale.
Depending on your point of view, the Steam Sales have been quite subdued in recent times. Some blame the fact that Steam has too much competition, some blame the deals aren't as good, others say it has to do with backlog. And a survey has found that two people believe uPlay offers a better service, so that has been ruled out as a cause for the apathy towards Steam Sales.
Personally, I am not sure if 2014 has been an excellent year for PC gaming. Sure, there have been a number of very good titles such as Wolfenstein, Watch_Dogs*, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Titanfall**, and DARK SOULS 2***. But, most of these have been too few and far between, meaning most gamers might have already picked them up. Which leaves the smaller or less advertised titles to fight it out for the love of our significantly reduced (Thank you, Irish Water) wallets.
Everyone is hoping for the return of the Flash Deals, Dailies, Community Vote, and a community event where you could win more games or prestige, but probably won't. Plenty of prestige though as you flash your slowly incrementing badge number at those who prefer to sell the trading cards to buy more games on discount.
I would love to see a return to form for this Christmas sale. 'This War of Mine', 'Battleblock Theatre' (90% off @ 1.92 in the Thanksgiving Sale, waiting on 100%), maybe 'Dead Rising 3' for some co-op zombie killing when I return home to the family abode as opposed to family-killing. While these can be seen as targets, I am sure they won't be my only victims during the sale. At this point, I would recommend people 'top-up' their Steam wallet with a set amount, and try
fail to keep within that limit.
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Tips for surviving:
1 - Only buy a game that is on the 'Daily Deals' section. Wait, wait, and wait some more. If it never appears on the 'Daily Deal's then it is safe to buy the game on the final day.
2 - Only buy games you want to play right now.
3 - Always be there for the 18:00 changeover as there is a chance you could get a game incredibly cheap due to mistakes in the discounting.
4 - Sometimes buying 4 packs can give you the chance to trade spare copies for other games.
5 - If in doubt, but you know its a great deal, buy the game as a 'Gift' and leave it in your inventory until you know you will play it. If you don't play it, then you still have the option to trade it for something you will play.
6 - If you buy something as a 'Gift' with the intent on trading it for keys, or another game with a Steam user, keep in mind there is now a 30 day cool-down on trading gifts.
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I am not a UbiSoft employee. Watch_Dogs was great...... when you mod it.
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Most enjoyable shooter of its kind since Unreal Tournament, lacked features though.
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For BDSM lovers.