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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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Continued from previous thread: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057255123

Last thread reached the 10k post mark in about 4 and a half months. Let's try and beat this folks!

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Mr. CooL ICE

I use christmas as a way of justifying eating cheesecake at 11am

OldNotWIse

There are more people coughing than not these days.

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

There are more people coughing than not these days.

Maybe you should do an exorcism on the LUAS, for all the snotty coughers. You know, dress up in priests robes, and ram a crucifix at their foreheads, and sprinkle TCP on them.

"Begone foul beast, the power of Cripes compels you" and eject them off the tram, sending them to the place from whence they came.....as long as it is on the LUAS line:D

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Maybe you should do an exorcism on the LUAS, for all the snotty coughers. You know, dress up in priests robes, and ram a crucifix at their foreheads, and sprinkle TCP on them.

"Begone foul beast, the power of Cripes compels you" and eject them off the tram, sending them to the place from whence they came.....as long as it is on the LUAS line:D

This woman actually belched in my face a while ago. She thought it was ok though, because she followed up with "oh excuse me!"

gramar

OldNotWIse wrote: »

This woman actually belched in my face a while ago. She thought it was ok though, because she followed up with "oh excuse me!"

She only said 'oh excuse me' when she saw you didn't thank her.

Pumpkinseeds

Aglomerado wrote: »

I also got drunk at Christmas when I was a teenager and performed lewd acts using parts of the turkey (especially the neck) to a cringing family audience...

They don't trust me anymore!!!

Ahh, sure there's always one relative that does something stupid on the booze on Christmas day. In our family it's my brother, he's not allowed to drink whisky anymore. On the plus side, Mr Pumpkinseeds and I get to have Christmas without going anywhere or involving anyone else this year. My Dad had a serious of strokes over the years and while he's mostly OK it has left him with some odd cranky habits. Like when everyone is sitting around chatting and drinking in the living room on Christmas night he starts getting all arsey and turning the volume up really loud on the TV so that you can't hear yourself think.

It annoys the bejaysus out of my mum and wrecks Christmas as she ends up arguing with him after we've gone, so we said we'll call over to them on Stephen's day afternoon for a few drinks and I'll drop their presents over on Christmas eve morning.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

OldNotWIse wrote: »

There are more people coughing than not these days.

I sneezed on the bus this morning and immediately thought of this thread. I probably disgusted at least ten people before 9 am. Germy germy.

Zemuppet

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"Oh this year, we are not sending cards, we are giving a donation to the homeless"

Send a card AND give a donation to the homeless, you miserable pr1cks.

Sound like a bunch of pretentious pricks.

There as bad as people who give you the gift of charity bullcrap. We'll give money to a charity then give you a card saying you've done it to give a sense of moral smugness. I'd prefer nothing than recieve one of those 'gifts'.

Oops69

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"Oh this year, we are not sending cards, we are giving a donation to the homeless"

Send a card AND give a donation to the homeless, you miserable pr1cks.

You can be guaranteed the donation to the homeless will be less than the cost of burying and posting the cards , the worst are companies who send you a group email telling you this , just go away and shag your accountants you love them so much !

Pumpkinseeds

Buses. I've got a 4 hour round trip to an outpatient appointment in Galway on Thursday, then Friday is 4 buses to get to and from an outpatient appointment in Limerick. It's actually the Limerick one that's bugging me the most. The bus was like a zoo from the Crescent shopping centre stop this time last year. Alkies, drug addicts and some of the lowest forms of life known to mankind, all squeezed into a space too small to accomodate the amount of people the driver allowed on.:mad:

Aglomerado

People who say "Hint, Hint" at you just in case you didn't get what was already an unsubtly worded hint.

As a result of me taking the hint, this person has managed to wangle themselves an invite to my house after Christmas.
Fair enough. I go to their place often enough.

The only thing is, I am going to have to impose house rules.

- No criticising me for belching on a beer session.
- No criticising my tactics when playing games. It's a FPS game, not an actual war.
- No correcting what you perceive to be my misusing of words. I have two MAs. You don't. :P
- No losing your temper and going into a strop when you don't get your own way.

[Deleted User]

I'm trivially annoyed by the fact that I can't have one viber account running concurrently on two phones.

Rosie Rant

Grr I hate impatient people at the self service area in the supermarket. People who stand right beside me, staring holes in my head as I pack up my shopping. I'm not slow at it but when I encounter an impatient eejit, staring and tutting because I'm not going at warp speed, I will go slooooooooowly.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Buses. I've got a 4 hour round trip to an outpatient appointment in Galway on Thursday, then Friday is 4 buses to get to and from an outpatient appointment in Limerick. It's actually the Limerick one that's bugging me the most. The bus was like a zoo from the Crescent shopping centre stop this time last year. Alkies, drug addicts and some of the lowest forms of life known to mankind, all squeezed into a space too small to accomodate the amount of people the driver allowed on.:mad:

I had to stay in Limerick hospital in March. A+E was like beruit, with this strange looking creature with two walking sticks, tracksuits with shoes and a paddy cap, stood the entire time leaning against the radiator staring at me getting bloods taken and vomitting. I'm not sure what was so interesting but he seemed pretty engrossed. I was moved to an overspill ward where the lady next to me announced to the entire ward how her daughter was going mad on the physc ward in the same hospital, and there was a lady really ill with aids. There was no showers as it wasn't a proper ward. Then when I finally got moved to the proper ward, there was a young wan roaring for methadone one side of me and a recovering alcoholic across from me. And I was so far from civilisation, with no visitors. I hate Limerick ever since

Schwiiing

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I had to stay in Limerick hospital in March. A+E was like beruit, with this strange looking creature with two walking sticks, tracksuits with shoes and a paddy cap, stood the entire time leaning against the radiator staring at me getting bloods taken and vomitting. I'm not sure what was so interesting but he seemed pretty engrossed. I was moved to an overspill ward where the lady next to me announced to the entire ward how her daughter was going mad on the physc ward in the same hospital, and there was a lady really ill with aids. There was no showers as it wasn't a proper ward. Then when I finally got moved to the proper ward, there was a young wan roaring for methadone one side of me and a recovering alcoholic across from me. And I was so far from civilisation, with no visitors. I hate Limerick ever since

Limerick doctors only know about stab wounds and gunshots anyway. Even getting the bus in Limerick City can be like taking your life into your own hands sometimes.

Oops69

Aglomerado wrote: »

People who say "Hint, Hint" at you just in case you didn't get what was already an unsubtly worded hint.

Even worse are the ones who go "hint , hint" to said already unsubtly worded hint and add in a couple of elbow rib digs as well! ' OK ! I GOT THE GODDAM HINT !

Vel

JAYSUS, don't go near Penney's pyjama section! I accidentally ventured in and am surprised I managed to escape. Every howya under the sun was in there getting their 'Xmas Jammies'

danrua01

Oops69 wrote: »

Aglomerado wrote: »

People who say "Hint, Hint" at you just in case you didn't get what was already an unsubtly worded hint.

Even worse are the ones who go "hint , hint" to said already unsubtly worded hint and add in a couple of elbow rib digs as well! ' OK ! I GOT THE GODDAM HINT !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc

Aglomerado

danrua01 wrote: »

Oops69 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc

It was not even nearly as funny as Eric Idle in reality though.

Vel

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People who stink of the food they ate the night before. Garlic is the worst. Yak. Are we not disgusting enough creatures without having to ooze garlic from our pores.

Or people whose clothes stink of food. They've obviously cooked their dinner while wearing them and instead of discarding it to the wash basket they've put it on again the next day

CrowdedHouse

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm trivially annoyed by the fact that I can't have one viber account running concurrently on two phones.

I'm ever so slightly annoyed that I have no idea what viber is

Aglomerado

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

I'm ever so slightly annoyed that I have no idea what viber is

It always sounds like the first syllable of how an older person would pronounce a popular sex toy:
"Viber-rator"!

And I don't know what it is either. I'm still getting my head around Facebook.

OldNotWIse

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I sneezed on the bus this morning and immediately thought of this thread. I probably disgusted at least ten people before 9 am. Germy germy.

My work here is done

Zemuppet

Vel wrote: »

Or people whose clothes stink of food. They've obviously cooked their dinner while wearing them and instead of discarding it to the wash basket they've put it on again the next day

This and stale smoke on people's clothing should be punishable by several slaps to the head.

[Deleted User]

Vel wrote: »

JAYSUS, don't go near Penney's pyjama section! I accidentally ventured in and am surprised I managed to escape. Every howya under the sun was in there getting their 'Xmas Jammies'

whey they wearing their usual ones at the time or were they fully dressed?

OldNotWIse

Oops69 wrote: »

You can be guaranteed the donation to the homeless will be less than the cost of burying and posting the cards , the worst are companies who send you a group email telling you this , just go away and shag your accountants you love them so much !

:pac:

OldNotWIse

Aglomerado wrote: »

People who say "Hint, Hint" at you just in case you didn't get what was already an unsubtly worded hint.

As a result of me taking the hint, this person has managed to wangle themselves an invite to my house after Christmas.
Fair enough. I go to their place often enough.

The only thing is, I am going to have to impose house rules.

- No criticising me for belching on a beer session.
- No criticising my tactics when playing games. It's a FPS game, not an actual war.
- No correcting what you perceive to be my misusing of words. I have two MAs. You don't. :P
- No losing your temper and going into a strop when you don't get your own way.

For the best part of a minute, I thought you were the product of a lesbian union.

OldNotWIse

Vel wrote: »

JAYSUS, don't go near Penney's pyjama section! I accidentally ventured in and am surprised I managed to escape. Every howya under the sun was in there getting their 'Xmas Jammies'

There'll be a run on the hot chocolate next

Aglomerado

OldNotWIse wrote: »

For the best part of a minute, I thought you were the product of a lesbian union.

Lesbian Union? Like SIP (from the furry cup) TU? :pac:

Nope, a mere Magisterii in Artibus I'm afraid. Nowhere near as exotic.

Zemuppet

Jake1 wrote: »

whey they wearing their usual ones at the time or were they fully dressed?

The main question they ask the sales assistants are 'Aww lve r dis things fake tan resistant? Bleedin wrecked me last ones'.