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That one kid

Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

( if you want the shift of course)

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Talib Fiasco

Ask her when is she going to let you clap dem cheekz. If she seems confused then simply reply "lettuce be cereal, when you gonna let me piitb". Never fails.

Serious advice: Call her instead of text her, trust me.

UCDVet

Ahhh - the youth have it so easy. Spend as much time as you want, limited to 140 characters, press send and know it's going straight to the girl.

Why....back in my day.....you had to call her number. And that meant her house phone, which was really her parents phone. Calling took some serious balls back then. It might be her Dad, Mum, or siblings that answered. Or her - but would you recognize her voice? It's awkward to ask to speak to X if she's already there. And you had to worry about the entire conversation.

Now, ya just send a text. Easy peasy.

Topper Harley

Birneybau wrote: »

Are you the Hulk?

No, not right now anyway but I was referring to a different kind of smashing.

Roger Hassenforder

Eating your dinner in Cavan, is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman...

First of all, you got to make sure no one is looking, before revealing your meat and two veg.
Protection is paramount, so tuck that napkin under your chin to keep that collar clean. If hygiene is a consideration, a quick wipe with a jaycloth to the inside

Gently, and with one hand, slide open the drawer and carefully slide your plate into the drawer, without dripping any gravy on the front, and slowly so the spuds don't roll off...
Bon apetit

Sofiztikated

That one kid wrote: »

Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

( if you want the shift of course)

Awww, did someone meet someone special in the Imperial? Bless.

Here's something that is 100% guarenteed to work. Just ****ing say hello, and don't worry about trying special codes or lines.

Ruu wrote: »

No one in Cavan has the internet.

Fuck off, yes we do. Bought some in Dublin last year, so I did. Still have some left. It's the neighbours turn with it tomorrow though.

Sofiztikated

UCDVet wrote: »

Ahhh - the youth have it so easy. Spend as much time as you want, limited to 140 characters, press send and know it's going straight to the girl.

Why....back in my day.....you had to call her number. And that meant her house phone, which was really her parents phone. Calling took some serious balls back then. It might be her Dad, Mum, or siblings that answered. Or her - but would you recognize her voice? It's awkward to ask to speak to X if she's already there. And you had to worry about the entire conversation.

Now, ya just send a text. Easy peasy.

140 characters? Text? What, are you old?

Tis all about the Viber, Snapchats and Tinder now. No limits there.

Dick pics for everyone!

Tigger

Confidence
That is all
Confident people look soo much better

So as has been Said ring her the tell her you want to take her to (insert something you can afford she won't hate)
Then ride her
Ffs as a previous poster said we used to have to ring the home phone and get the mother / father / older brother. Before we could even talk to them
And they all took the piss

Call Me Jimmy

text girls like ye text boys but with vulgarity toned done maybe 25%-50% (in the beginning at least)

deise08

So did you text her yet?

Colossal Phallus

Sofiztikated wrote: »

140 characters? Text? What, are you old?

Tis all about the Viber, Snapchats and Tinder now. No limits there.

Dick pics for everyone!

Penis researchers should use tinder.

Wossack

UCDVet wrote: »

Ahhh - the youth have it so easy. Spend as much time as you want, limited to 140 characters, press send and know it's going straight to the girl.

Why....back in my day.....you had to call her number. And that meant her house phone, which was really her parents phone. Calling took some serious balls back then. It might be her Dad, Mum, or siblings that answered. Or her - but would you recognize her voice? It's awkward to ask to speak to X if she's already there. And you had to worry about the entire conversation.

Now, ya just send a text. Easy peasy.

and you had to walk 5 miles to the nearest phone box in your bare feet (if it wasnt a sunday), dodging white dog shit the whole way. And it might have been for nout, if your call card had no units left

That one kid

Yeah thanks lads, especially the lad who mentioned the imperial XD

I text hr had a bit of a chat and it ended in her saying how nice my... Eyes were?
When she said Np after I accepted the compliment I didnt want to continue as it wouldve felt forced

LostBoy101

That one kid wrote: »

Yeah thanks lads, especially the lad who mentioned the imperial XD

I text hr had a bit of a chat and it ended in her saying how nice my... Eyes were?
When she said Np after I accepted the compliment I didnt want to continue as it wouldve felt forced

Rule number one when receiving compliments from women.

Give one back!

Egginacup

Ruu wrote: »

No one in Cavan has the internet.

Or phones

That one kid

I couldnt remember much about her that wouldnt seem vulgar tbh hahaha and a compliment would seem so strange a day after haha

Buona Fortuna

LostBoy101 wrote: »

Rule number one when receiving compliments from women.

Give one back!

If not several - and then get used to giving them

Egginacup

That one kid wrote: »

Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

( if you want the shift of course)

Does your phone have a camera? If so then this is a sure fire way to get her. Drop your bags and then take a photo of your cock. Then you send that photo to her father or brother(s) with the the message "Hi, I'm <your name> and I'm going to stick this into your daughter/sister next time I see her."

They will be delighted that their darling daughter/sister is soon to procreate and extend the family.
Arrange a meeting then with the male members of the family so they can welcome you into the fold or better still send the photo/message whilst outside their house and then invite them out to meet you.

DeadHand

That one kid wrote: »

I couldnt remember much about her that wouldnt seem vulgar tbh hahaha and a compliment would seem so strange a day after haha

Tell her she has nice eyes too. Can't lose.

punisher5112

Text her sayin youre going to buy another car park.

Text her loads especially acting like the possesive type or even boarder on stalking they loves that I tells ya boss.

Tell her ya have a horse outside waiting as your tractor is out for repair..

Egginacup

DeadHand wrote: »

Tell her she has nice eyes too. Can't lose.

Unless she's a cyclops

realdanbreen

That one kid wrote: »

Alright,.for all you cavan lads out there or anyone else, how do YOU begin a conversation with a girl you just met on a night out who already thinks youre funny and good locking?

( if you want the shift of course)

Tell her that 'even though I'm from Cavan, I'm not as mean as shyte'
Who knows she might believe you.

That one kid

Some people were a littlw help... Hahaha
Im meeting up with her tonight

punisher5112

That one kid wrote: »

Some people were a littlw help... Hahaha
Im meeting up with her tonight

She set up a similar thread how to deal with a lad from cavan:pac:

Egginacup

That one kid wrote: »

Some people were a littlw help... Hahaha
Im meeting up with her tonight

Wash yourself and cut your nails while you're at it you filthy bog-leaper.

punisher5112

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9IgpxnK-Gq9KuOb66MA_5G0mpN12ucuBHEQiNs8B1iDO6ruFQ

This is what she looks like right;)

Cantremember

I detect another mini series. Is this a new form of trolling?

BBJBIG

Let us know if ya get de Roide, Boss ...

Hammar

Egginacup wrote: »

Wash yourself and cut your nails while you're at it you filthy bog-leaper.

Maybe the girl is a dublin blow in,so a tracksuit tucked into trainers with dirty white socks and a needle hanging out out of some body part will do the trick.